Chapter 956: Sleeping big head ghost

"Big brother, why are you digging out my shit?"
After getting the four relics, when Yang Xiao was overjoyed, Dadao spoke abruptly.
The expression on his face froze, Yang Xiao asked in astonishment: "What did you just say, what is this?"
"I'm shit, what's wrong?"
Dadao looked blank and confused.
Yang Xiao's mouth twitched, looking at the golden relic in his hand, he suddenly felt a taste.
Subconsciously, Yang Xiao wanted to throw it away, but even holding the in his hand, he wanted to die.
Although it is on the road, it is not after all.
"Host, why are you so short? The avenue doesn't eat whole grains like humans do. These relics are formed by the fusion of excess energy in its body and some useless things to it."
The system sound came out, mocking Yang Xiaodao.
Posing his lips, Yang Xiao argued: "It's if it doesn't return."
"Fuck off, can you talk well, I will ask the host, before you cross over, give you 100 million, and pee on it, do you want it or not?"
The speechless system asked Yang Xiaodao.
Yang Xiao was stunned, and didn't even think about it: "Isn't this nonsense? It's not useless, of course!"
"That's terrible. The relic is not the same. This is a good thing. Besides, it's not for you to eat, but for Wukong's monkey."
The system hummed and replied.
Yang Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth: "When Monkey King knows the truth in the future, will he want to kill the owner?"
"Then don't let him know, besides, he also has to be able to beat the host."
Smiled, the system answered casually.
Yang Xiao was speechless: "What if, what if the owner can't beat him?"
"Then you are a hammer shopkeeper, and you can kill you by finding a piece of tofu."
An angry system, yelling.
Yang Xiao sneered, thinking about it, anyway, these relics are for Monkey King, not him, so thinking about it, it feels nothing.
"What's the matter? I also heard that some mortals used to eat the feces pulled down by the old man's green cow in order to recover from their injuries. That can be smelly, tut."
The system spoke again and said something that made Yang Xiao's mouth twitch.
Yang Xiao's face was slightly stiff: "Stop it, don't talk about it, the system, you put the relic away."
While speaking, Yang Xiao threw the four relics into the system space.
"Big brother, why don't you talk, why are you digging out my shit, don't you think it's a baby, do you want to eat it?"
Seeing Yang Xiao being silent, Dadao couldn't help but ask curiously.
After recovering, Yang Xiao's face turned black: "Fuck off, what are you talking about, how could the eldest brother do such a thing? Even if the eldest brother wants to eat, he will eat your meat, hehe."
Dadao's expression froze, and he said vigilantly: "Bad guy, brother, you are a bad guy."
"Give you a chance to reorganize the language, a delicacy you have never seen before."
Looking at the avenue that seemed to want to do something, Yang Xiao didn't panic at all, staring at the avenue and said.
Frozen down the main road, hurriedly changed a smile, and flew to Yang Xiao's side.
"Big brother, big brother, little brother is wrong, big brother you are the best, big brother you are a good person, a great person."
When talking, Dadao acted like a coquettish and cute, teasing Yang Xiao vigorously.
If you don't know that this is the avenue in front of you, no one can connect it with the avenue.
After teasing for a while, Yang Xiao flipped a lollipop and threw it to Dadao.
"Remember, don't talk nonsense from now on!"
Staring at the avenue, Yang Xiao said with a smile.
Dadao nodded repeatedly and untied the bag on the lollipop.
After Yang Xiao reminded him, he gave a lot, and Dadao no longer even eats the bag.
"This is called a lollipop. Don't take a bite. If you lick it, it will feel different."
Smiling at the very cute avenue, Yang Xiao reminded.
Dadao expressed his understanding, and took a sip according to what Yang Xiao said, and his eyes were suddenly bent with joy, and it was delicious.
Ignoring the avenue, Yang Xiao turned to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain and reminded them not to open the protective array. When something happened, Yang Xiao left.
Of the seventeen relics, there are now fourteen, and the last three are in the Pagoda.
This Pagoda of Ten Thousand Buddhas, near Guimen Pass, is located at the junction of Yin and Yang.
On the way, after Dadao finished eating the lollipops, Yang Xiao chatted with Dadao.
"Xiaodao, you can feel the Three Realms, and you can see what the Three Realms are like now. You said that as a Dao, how can you ignore it when you sleep?"
After listening to Yang Xiao's words, Dadao subconsciously perceived it in a daze, and after a while, an angry expression appeared on his face.
Gritting his teeth, Dadao said angrily: "Damn, what happened, who knocked the earth down? Why is the space so fragile, where is the three thousand rules I made?"
Listening to Dadao's angry words, Yang Xiao was speechless: "You have to ask yourself, it's not because you are sleeping."
"What, is this because I sleep? It's not, it's not, it has nothing to do with me."
Frozen down the road, dumping the pot road.
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "Have you heard of the Way of Heaven?"
"God, what is that stuff, does it have anything to do with me?"
Dadao's eyes were blank, looking at Yang Xiao puzzled.
Yang Xiao said helplessly: "I only know that it is a creature living in the universe. They came to the prehistoric land while you were sleeping."
"Then they use methods to make you fall into a deep sleep, and then they control the predicament, replace your position, and secretly absorb the origin of the predicament."
"If it weren't for your eldest brother, I would have been sucked up, and now you are finished."
On the dazed road, he returned to his senses and gritted his teeth and said: "Damn fellow, he wants to kill me, where are they, I'm going to kill them."
"They have been beaten to death by my eldest brother, and I just want to tell you that they made things here."
"But in the final analysis, it's because you sleep, otherwise they don't dare to mess around, understand?"
Yang Xiao replied, analyzing the situation for Dadao.
Dadao is weak: "But, but people can't help but sleep!"
"Sleep you big-headed ghost, you can sleep so much, you sleep like a pig."
Silently rolled his eyes, Yang Xiao said.
Dadao was angry and gritted his teeth and said, "Then I won't sleep anymore, and I won't be able to sleep anymore. I have managed to get the world right, they are nasty bastards."
"Now I have to take time and effort to repair, which is very annoying."
Yang Xiao laughed and said, "This is the price of snooze. Now that you have discovered the situation, start busy. Do you need me to help?"
"Big brother, you can't help me, I can do it myself, but you have to take me with me. When I'm busy, I can't fly by myself."
Shaking his head, Dadao replied.
Yang Xiao smiled and nodded: "Naturally there is no problem, but you are too big, can you make it smaller?"
After a while, it turned into a palm-sized avenue, which was stuffed into the pocket of his clothes by Yang Xiao.
The avenue needs to be repaired and cannot be put in a storage bag and can only be carried with you.
And Yang Xiao rushed all the way to the location of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Pagoda.
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