Chapter 16: : 3 Illusions of Life

No matter what other people ask, Zhao Min always shakes his head, and the aunt is upset, pointing at Zhao Min and cursing: "You old Zhao, it is great to be a servant, look down on people, the old mother has to buy today, you sell it quickly Give it to me! Sell it to me! My old lady had torn off the factory director at the time, and I was afraid you were a servant of the manor! People like you will be taken down tomorrow, believe it or not! "
Zhao Min seemed to be poked at any pain point, took off his identity card, stuffed it into his underwear pocket, and held it tightly.
The servant card was less than half an hour.
Zhao Min doesn't want to lose this identity, he doesn't want to change back to that humble self who has never been noticed.
The servant's identity card was taken off, but it was even worse. The few people who were still patrolling around him also pointed at Zhao Min and yelled: "Old Zhao, you old bastard, sold me 50 yuan yesterday. A tomato, you pay me back! "
"You old man is too much, bullying my young girl is young, sell her a potato for 50 yuan, you want money crazy!"
"Hey, what do you say, you don't want to buy me, what do you want?" The aunt who had to tear Zhao Min quit and started fighting for the men.
The lad and sister next to Xun also helped Zhao Min to spread the siege.
Xinzhuang probably understood.
This aunt, lad, and sister are Europeans, and the benefits of eating the manor are gained, and the others are Africans, and after eating, they get nothing.
Xinzhuang was not far away but did not expect that this would actually cause trouble for Zhao Min. He regretted it and summoned the manor card, hesitating whether to dismiss Zhao Min.
Suddenly, Zhao Min seemed to feel something, suddenly turned back, and showed a pleasant smile to Zhuang not far: "Master of the manor ..."
Then his voice suddenly dropped eight degrees. He lowered his head and looked up expectantly, and said, "Are you not selling output today ..."
Although the servant card represents the identity, it is complete only when it is executed by the manor of the manor. It is like the difference between real power and false title. The former is power and the latter is only reputation.
民 Zhao Min loved the feeling of being instigated when he was forced to buy and sell. It seemed that the whole world had to listen to him. Only then did he feel that he was the master of this world.
Even if there are so many troubles, even if they will be chased and blocked, Zhao Min wants to be noticed, even if it is only the last half hour ...
"Uh ..." Zhuang not far away tangled, look at Zhao Min's longing look, and then look at the people around him, saying: "Then ... Sell it, sell it again, say it right, this time Don't buy and sell, whoever wants to buy ... whatever you want! "
Father Zhao, I just like to buy and sell!
"Okay, Lord Manor!" Zhao Min stood up in excitement, ran into the manor as soon as possible, and drew out a large basket. Those who didn't want to buy, ran away, for fear of being dragged to buy, but those who want to buy quickly Surrounded up.
The aunt who bought the tomatoes ran away happily, so that Zhuang not far wanted to hold her and ask what happened, but fortunately the handsome guy and the pretty girl next to him came together.
"Ah, you are the manor of the manor. The pepper I bought was from your manor?" The girl looked at Zhuang not far and asked curiously.
"Uh, can I ask what happened to you?" Zhuang not far asked, anyway, he just ate so many tomatoes, but he just felt more comfortable.
"It's not me, it's my family's Serena ... Serena has become more and more handsome after eating the peppers of your manor." My sister said, "Did you see a video on the Internet yesterday? It's crazy all over the Internet today. "
Then the girl handed the phone over, and Zhuang soon found out that this is a certain barrage video station, the video name is "My Serena Transformed"!
上方 A dense barrage of bullets floats above the video: "High energy ahead!"
"I want to be transformed too!"
"Up masters special effects!"
"The rice girl not only dances well, but also does special effects!"
"No, it may be that the rice girl has found a boyfriend who can do special effects!"
"What kind of special effect is this! Rice girl, I kneel for you!"
Xinzhuang worked hard to distinguish in the barrage, only to see that Xiaowei ... was a terrible dirt dog.
的 Dogs who like to eat pepper?
In the video, the girl beckoned to the native dog and fed it the sliced ​​peppers: "Simon and Serena come quickly! Dip your favorite pepper with teriyaki sauce!"
Xinzhuang grinned not far away, this dog is really very tasteful.
The dog with a tongue rolled up, swallowed the pepper, and then suddenly took a nap, and the short-haired waves of the whole body shook.
At that moment, the fur color of the soil dog changed, and among the soil yellow, a little white markings suddenly appeared.
"Look, look, turn!"
别 "Don't look at me as a dog now, in fact my former name was Teacher Cat!"
Xiaowei, a dog that eats the soil, eats another piece, and it is another excitement. The hair color of the whole body suddenly turns gray and white.
"It's changed again, I'm actually the king of beasts-the white tiger!"
I ate another piece.
"It's changed again and again! My ears are sharpened too, my God, this is really the dog just now! It looks so pretty now!"
"It's changed again and again, Master UP, how do you do this special effect? ​​Or is this actually a stop motion animation?"
There are still people scolding: "Unscrupulous UP Lord, dyeing dogs' hair is cruel to animals!"
Some people are also shouting: "I look forward to the UP master also eating one! I hope to see the up master become free!"
Xinzhuang glanced at the girl not far away. The girl blushed and said, "No, I can't eat pepper! I will get acne!"
In this way, after the whole pepper is eaten, Tugou Weiwei only has a gray head and a white body. Serena bowed her head and looked at her body, and she jumped all over the world in excitement.
"You see, I think Serena is really happy, so I want to make Serena all white ..." said the girl. "The pepper in your manor is so amazing. Can I ask how it is done? ? "
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European dog ...
Xinzhuang sighed and asked the young man next to him, "What happened after you ate?"
呃 "Uh, I play basketball. I have rarely been able to play recently, because I am not tall enough ..." The handsome young man excitedly said, "I ate two centimeters tall after eating potatoes from your manor!"
Xinzhuang looked up at him not far away, not far higher than Zhuang, but not much.
I seem to know what Zhuang is not far away, the young man grabbed his head, hehe said: "The height requirements of the women's basketball team are not so exaggerated ..."
Maid ... women's basketball?
Xinzhuang took a hard look at the young man up and down ... No, the man, then took two potatoes from Zhao Min and handed them over: "Eat more, maybe you can grow something else ..."
"I ... I'm poor, I don't have the money to buy so many ..." The female man was embarrassed.
"Relax, it's for you." Big sister, my brother can only help you here.
在 At this moment, Zhuang's mobile phone rang again, and the courier brother cried: "You ... where have you been? I ... I'm lost again, take me out!"
Forgot to express the brother again!
Xinzhuang sent away the courier brother and went straight to the kitchen. He stuffed several tomatoes into his mouth, walked to the mirror, looked at it, compared it, and opened his belt again.
There are three major illusions in my life.
I'm very European.
I can be handsome.
I can grow taller.
"Forget it, anyway, I'm the manor of the manor, it doesn't matter how much you eat!" Zhuang not far self-consolation, eating too much will always become European.