Chapter 347: ： If you have a conscience, eat shi

"Zhou ... President Zhou, what's going on?" Pang Shouzi grabbed President Zhou.
"Plants ... plants on several floors ... can move, run, cry, and look at you ..." Mr. Zhou said incoherently, the froth on the corner of his mouth rolled.
"President Zhou, wake up, are you dreaming? How can there be such a monster in this world!"
"No ... it's not a monster, it's a plant ... oh my ... a plant is looking at me, hahahaha ..."
President Zhou stumbled and ran away.
Fat Pang could not wait to touch President Zhou's head.
Are you crazy? How can there be that thing in this world!
What plants can move and people can see plants?
These people are crazy!
I know these crazy vegetarian lunatics can't be trusted!
But even if you ca n’t rely on it, at least you have a role to play ...
"President Zhou, President Zhou ... you wait ..."
Pang Shouzi ran a few steps and was stunned when he saw those people slipping off the car.
At the end of the road, Zhuang not far laughed with his hands on his hips.
Let you never let me eat meat again? See if you can eat vegetarian food!
Tigers don't show their power, do you treat me as a sick cat?
"Ah, I suddenly felt so relaxed and happy when I was so busy!" Zhuang not far moved and felt a lot better. "I'm hungry, give me steak, give me two! No, three Piece!"
After eating the steak, Zhuang not far away licked the gravy on the plate, his eyes narrowed dangerously.
Do you think it's enough to run away by yourself? Hehe, it's so naive!
...
President Zhou, as he said, is a professor at Virtual City University.
President Zhou, who has a high degree of education and a high IQ, has been committed to promoting his vegetarian concept since he became a vegetarian. There are many radical ways, but he always feels that he is for the benefit of others, even if the means are somewhat It's not appropriate, and it doesn't conceal Yu, and can't conceal the fact that he is good for others.
He has a firm worldview and is unbreakable. He has debated with others several times. With his professional knowledge and rigorous thinking, he has always made others speechless.
Many people converted to his "vegan religion."
When he saw Zhuang not far's "bad" counterattack, he actually wanted to laugh.
But within five minutes of the appearance of Daniel, his entire worldview almost collapsed.
He almost ran away and returned to school. President Zhou was lying on the sofa in the office, his face was ruthless.
His mind was messy, and he carefully packed his world view that had been shattered.
What kind of kindness, what human responsibility, what meat cruelty, what ethics, what morals have I always thought of, are all wrong?
No ... no, it can never be wrong!
If being vegetarian is cruel, then ... stop being vegetarian, eat something else!
Yes, minerals can be eaten!
Salt is mineral, can it be eaten?
What else can I eat?
President Zhou opened the Internet and searched, and three words came into his eyes.
"Kaolinite".
Kaolinite, also known as Guanyin clay, is a kind of stone that looks particularly like flour and clay, and is an important raw material for making ceramics.
But during the famine, the victims filled their stomachs with Guanyin soil.
Netizens teased each other: "It's too poor to eat soil", it is probably eating Guanyin soil ...
But can I live by eating dirt or stones?
Can you eat without soil?
President Zhou considered lying on the sofa for a long time.
It's already afternoon, and President Zhou growled hungry, reminding him that it was time to eat.
On one side is the shaky Sanguan, and on the other is the hungry belly.
President Zhou finally sat up, took out his mobile phone, and called out: "Professor Gao? Is there kaolinite in your laboratory? Yes, it is Guanyin soil, can you give me a little? Let the students help me Come here? Thank you so much. I'm in the office. "
After getting kaolinite, President Zhou took out the small electric pot in the office, boiled water and noodles.
Looking at the nourishing kaolinite, President Zhou closed his eyes and bite down.
Alas, I didn't expect the taste to be good, the delicate texture is a bit like glutinous rice lantern.
Kaolinite is more delicious than expected, but President Zhou is sad.
Gosh, are you really going to eat stones for a living in the future?
what should I do? What should I do!
But at this moment, President Zhou suddenly heard the sound of knocking on the window.
I'm on the second floor! How could anyone knock on the window?
He went to the window and opened the curtains.
At that moment, a huge stone head appeared in front of him.
Damn it!
Looking at the head that almost blocked the entire window, President Zhou was frightened and fell on the ground with one butt.
I don't know when a truck stopped at the window.
The mallet wrapped in the rainproof tarpaulin on the truck, lay on the window of President Zhou's office, staring at him with two eyes.
"What are you doing?" The mallet sniffed and widened his eyes suddenly: "You are eating stones!"
"How did the stone offend you! Why did you eat the stone!"
"Have you considered our feelings when you ate stones!"
"We stones will cry, and it hurts!"
The mallet took off his head, put it in the window, and then moved the other parts one by one into President Zhou's office until the whole person squeezed in, watching President Zhou.
President Zhou was paralyzed.
"Look, my feet!" He looked at President Zhou grievously. "My feet are gone, maybe someone will eat them!"
"All because of you stone eaters, I may never see my feet again, oh oh, what should I do!"
"Our stones are so cute, you eat them!"
"You are worse than the owner!"
"Do you have any conscience!"
The mallet lost his temper in President Zhou's office, then turned and left with a sigh of anger.
"Right, give me the stone!" Before leaving, I also took away kaolinite glutinous rice from President Zhou's table.
"Baby, don't be afraid, no one will eat you anymore!" The mallet carefully took care of the kaolinite glutinous rice in his hand, "Come home with me, I will treat you well ..."
The mallet was put on the shelter again and retracted the back of the truck. Before leaving, he yelled angrily at President Zhou: "If you have conscience, go and eat shi!"
President Zhou stared blankly at the pickup truck leaving.
The mallet lay on the back of the car ~ EbookFREE.me ~ with two eyes exposed, holding kaolinite glutinous rice in one hand, and raising his angry to President Zhou.
President Zhou watched the mallet disappearing into the distance, standing in the window for a long time.
Then he turned to the toilet.
Within five minutes, President Zhou rushed out of the toilet.
"Ah, I can't take it anymore, I don't live!"
"I'm going to jump off the building, and don't stop anyone, I have lost my living meaning!"
"Let me die! I don't want to eat shi! Let me die ..."
...
"Chairman Zhou is crazy."
A simple five-character text message turned Pang Shouzi into a stone sculpture at the zoo entrance.
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