Chapter 743: : Bomber Man with Wine
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Almighty Manor
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- 2021-03-01 01:30:38
In the south of Lipa, the capital of Lanxi, between the rolling hills and the vineyards of Bergen, a drunk hammer man labor is staggering forward.
Dozens of armored vehicles, OB vans, ambulances, fire trucks, and cars, in front of and behind it, looked like guards, slowly moving forward at a distance of nearly 100 meters.
In the sky, helicopters and drones flew back and forth and circled up and down. At this time, not only the local media in Lanxi, but also many international agencies.
This is the Hammer Man's labor that invaded the earth, and it appeared for the first time on such a large scale before the media.
But this is only a matter of time.
Some people have done research in communication science. Human beings are inherently not good at keeping secrets. No matter how strict the confidentiality rules or confidentiality measures are, there are no secrets that can be easily covered in the world.
The confidentiality of an event is inversely proportional to the square of the number of people who know it. Everyone who knows a secret will have an exponential increase in exposure, and the sooner it will become known to the public.
If you want to keep a secret, there is only one way, keep your mouth shut, don't tell anyone, let this secret rot in your belly.
Killing people is also the most reliable way to keep secrets in the world.
But misleading and information tampering is a much easier way. False information is constantly mixed into real information, and soon the credibility of this information will be reduced to a level that people are unwilling to believe.
Do you know what happened? You won't believe it!
In this world, there are always very few people who have their own judgment. Even if you have judgment, do you have enough knowledge to judge its authenticity?
Let the world be true or false and difficult to distinguish, this is the high-end gameplay.
So Zhuang not far never cares about keeping secrets, but constantly demonizing and eroding the world, because the secret of the manor ... it can never be kept unknown, so it ’s better to think of a way to make a face-lift and make a demon in front of the world. .
Disguised as a high-tech company, using a large number of papers, doping drugs in academia, killing a wicked wind, magically changing a plausible school, and then pitting large groups of people into their own pits, feeding them In the end, everyone will say: Really sweet, a little more!
The world is always evolving. After one year, you don't remember what the world looked like a year ago.
You will only remember, what a special is!
However, the reason and way that Hammer's Coolie first appeared before the world was so absurd that it made people laugh.
Just like this world.
In the middle of this meandering convoy, before the Hammerman's coolies, there was an armored vehicle. The soldiers on the truck were charged with ammunition and waited for them, for fear that the Hammerman would suddenly go crazy.
On the roof, a grenadier leaned forward, looking serious.
Under their surveillance, a prominently painted car drove over, and a fat man stood on it, shouting facing the camera not far away: "I am the owner of Thomas Winery. Thomas, I bring the treasures of our winery. The twelve years of dry red, 12 years is not a good year, but the quality of grapes in our estate this year is surprisingly high, so this year ... "
"Okay, don't introduce it, just give me the wine!" Bouncing hands waved very uncomfortably, mom, when did I stand here at the risk of my life, not for you to advertise?
The owner of the winery passed the wine in his hands.
The bouncer pinched the wine bottle in his hand, then rounded his arm. When he shook his hand, the wine bottle drew an arc and flew out.
With a bang, the wine smashed into the head of Hammer's coolie and exploded into pieces.
The Hammer sucked his nose, shook his head abruptly, and yelled angrily, wiped off the wine from his head, panting gruntly.
"Shhh!" There was a hissing sound all around, mostly other wine merchants: "Go on, go on! Shameful guy! Get away with your water!"
"I ... I have a bottle of brandy ..."
Bouncing hands shake your hands, don't talk nonsense, come here!
With a bang, it exploded on Hammer's head again.
The hammerman blew up with a bang.
Damn, who hit me with swill!
However, after a moment of frying, Jiu Jiner came back and was aggressive again. Who am I? Where am i Where am I going?
Seeing that the hammermen were angry, everyone hurried away.
After a few minutes, a few more wine merchants ventured together.
"A bottle of Chardonnay!"
"Boom, hey!"
"A bottle of Pandemia red wine!"
"Slap, shit!"
"A bottle of chief Lancite wine ..."
"Ahhh!"
The people in the nearby winery gathered up one by one and took turns to present their wine to the Hammers.
The whole scene was very ritualistic, just like a cult sacrifice.
However, these people are without exception, they all get the roar of the hammer and the boo of everyone.
The grenadier felt that as long as he threw it accurately enough and fast enough, one day, he would stun the hammerman without drinking.
But soon, the wine from the nearby winery was lost, and everyone failed without exception.
However, everyone still believes in evil. After all, they are big winemaking states. How can they admit defeat?
"Look, you can't do wine in the Bergen region!" Someone shouted, "Come for us in the Bordeaux region!"
I don't know when a lot of vehicles came over. A reporter came forward to interview an old man. Everyone knew him. This was the Minister of Commerce of Lanxi Prefecture.
"All the wineries participating in the winter wine tasting come to reinforce!"
"Our elite in the wine industry in Lanxi are here!"
"I don't believe it, we can't figure out this monster!"
"In terms of military strength, we in Lanxi are not the first, but in terms of wine power, we are the strongest!"
"Let this barbarian feel the greatness of our Lanxi state!"
"Come here, boys, smash our wine!"
Soon ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The number of armored vehicles in front of the Hammerman increased to three, and the bombers also became three people. The three men took turns bombardment, and a bottle of wine exploded on Hammerman's head.
It is estimated that after some time, this hammer man really has a concussion, becoming the first exile invader who was defeated by the wine bottle.
but……
"Uh! Roar! Roar! Roar!"
Damn, can you stop hitting me with these garbage!
This hammer man is really going to blow up!
You just hit me, so many smells to confuse my sense of smell, I can hardly remember the delicious feeling just now!
I can't find the smell just now!
"Oh!" The Hammer broke out again, rushed into the traffic, and everyone fled wildly.
"Sir, we might as well level this place!" The soldiers were desperate.