Chapter 814: Not the most shameless
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Almighty Student
- 花都大少
- 1144 characters
- 2021-01-29 09:24:33
When I heard this voice, those people in the Ministry of Literature and Art had a happy face.
Because they all know who this voice is.
As long as this sound appears, no matter how big the matter can be solved.
"Who, who is so unqualified?" the experts said very dissatisfied.
"Mr. Expert, I have a very serious question. Can you answer me?" asked the expert in the summer. He and Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin three came out from behind the crowd.
"What question, ask." The experts said very proudly.
They think that they are experts and what are experts? That is omniscient, omniscient.
Even if they don't know, they can pretend to know, because those problems are not known to others, so what they say will become the answer.
"Don't eat watermelon in the heat, should you put it in the refrigerator?" asked the experts in the summer.
Watermelon in the refrigerator?
The problem seems very simple, but the experts frown one by one. For them, the simpler the question, the more troublesome it is to answer, because they believe that the other party will never ask such a simple question.
So they have to do research well.
Their research is five or six minutes.
"We have studied it. It is not acceptable to put watermelon in the refrigerator because it will destroy the vitamin abcdefg in the refrigerator after more than five minutes." The expert concluded.
"Oh, it turned out to be like this." In the summer, he said with admiration: "But experts, do you have common sense of life, who is eating hot watermelon to supplement what vitamin abcdefg?"
"This is that you don't understand science. If you tell me more, you don't understand." Those experts were so embarrassed by the summer, but they still said.
The people around me almost didn't laugh.
"It’s an expert, it’s just learning. I still have a problem. It’s the gravity acceleration problem of physics. I heard people say that as long as there is a high enough height, even paper and water droplets can penetrate the human head. So?" asked in the summer.
"This problem can be discussed without discussion. It is natural. Gravity acceleration can penetrate everything." The experts said very casually that this problem would be even difficult for elementary school students.
"Oh, it’s an expert, the experts are not raining." Summer suddenly realized.
When I heard the summer, the people around couldn’t help it anymore. They all laughed loudly. When they heard the laughter around them, the experts felt that their faces were hot. They finally understood it. The person in front of him is not really Ask them questions, but insult them.
"Oh, you dare to insult our experts. If you guys don't hand over the painting, we will ask the police to help." Those experts like to use this method.
Use force to force others to hand over things.
"This thing has no value for us, but we just don't want to hand it over. What do you say?" I asked the experts in a smile in the summer.
"Hey, I tell you, what we want is not available." The expert headed said coldly, at the same time, he came out of the four security guards behind him, and there was a pair of people who didn't hand over things. It’s about to start.
"I don't want to hand over things, no one can take them away." Summer said with a smile.
His smile is very casual, as if he did not see the other four security guards.
"You four, take things for me, there will be no police coming, we are certified people." The expert said to the four security guards.
Bing Xin listened to the other party and said that he had to start, and the people from the Ministry of Literature and Art all came over. One of the familiar literary and art boys in the summer came directly to the scene: "What do you want, want Fighting bullies, there are so many people here, everyone will come to judge."
"The four of you are doing what you are doing, take it." The expert said aloud, the four security guards went straight ahead, and they pushed the boys of the literary and art department directly, and the boys of the literary and art department just had to stand up and judge. .
In the summer, he was directly pressed to the ground and gave him a look.
"Oh, hit people, experts hit people." Summer shouted, he did not know where to get the blood, all fell to the mouth of the literary and art school boys.
The boys of the Ministry of Literature and Art heard the words of the summer.
Keke! !
"I feel that I am going to die. I am suffering from internal injuries. I should not be saved. Everyone must be the master of me. Even if I tell the Central District, I must be the master of mine." The boys of the Ministry of Literature and Art cough every time. Can cough and bleed.
And he pretends to be ill.
"The murder, the experts killed," shouted again in the summer.
"Don't shout, he fell on his own." The security guards explained in a hurry.
"Ah! I am going to die."
The boys in the Ministry of Literature and Art began to vomit.
"Heaven, earth, where is the heaven, what is the king's law, we are just a group of students, but because of the good study, the good news of the board, it will be treated like this, is there still Wang Fa? Is there a law?
shouted in the summer, and when he heard him, the people around him really had a feeling of being bullied.
"Don't you shout, don't you push it? How could it be so serious, let me see." The expert said that he would come over.
"What are you doing? Killing people? You are too poisonous. Classmates, you have to be the master of us. You can't let him close to our classmates. Otherwise, they will kill people. Then they will use the words of experts. Our classmates are naturally dead, but they are broken. Anyway, they are experts. They say that no one else can refute." The summer sentence made the students who were already excited about the situation feel a sense of justice.
Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin behind the summer have been stupid. They didn't expect to see it for a few days. The summer has become even more shameless. It used to be different in the past summer, but now it is different. It’s going to be awesome to beat people.
Bing Xin originally thought that she could still show her talents, and the result turned out to be like this. Even if the summer acting is even the Oscar winner, there is no problem at all.
The guy in the literary department lying on the ground, acting is also very good, how to do it in the summer.
"The police are coming."
Just then, someone shouted behind the crowd.
"What happened? Who is making trouble at Jianghai University?"