Chapter 288
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Am I A God?
- Bear Wolfdog , 熊狼狗
- 1597 characters
- 2019-05-08 10:44:47
: The Interrogation
Translator:
Sparrow Translations
Editor:
Sparrow Translations
Zhao Yao used the same images meant to treat Baiquan’s condition on Tank Top. Because his body was under Zhao Yao’s control, he could not resist this influx of information flooding into his head. Instantly, his head had been filled with these all sorts of graphic images.
However, Tank Top let out a chilling shriek which was something Zhao Yao had never expected. This scream was so scary and infectious that it instantly sent jitters down Zhao Yao’s spine. It was as if Tank Top had just lost his entire family to an accident.
What the hell is happening to him?
Zhao Yao stared wide-eyed at Tank Top. He could not comprehend the agony he was experiencing.
Initially, he planned to use the Porn Tsunami to wash away the side effects of Sphynx Cat’s power. He would then use this a bargaining chip to elicit more information regarding their organization.
However, from the looks of it, the results were far from what he had expected.
Tank Top was shuddering from head to toe as his eyes shot skywards with his veins popping up all over his body,
Stop this! Get rid of all these disgusting images from my head!
Suddenly, the shouting stopped as he took a deep breath before vomiting.
Zhao Yao was astounded by his body’s response and put an end to the Porn Tsunami. He stared at him with his forehead creased together and thought,
Have their sexual orientation changed for such a long time that the Porn Tsunami has turned futile against them? Watching these normal footages would simply aggravate the pain they experienced and the disgust they felt?
While Zhao Yao was still busy considering the situation, Zhao Xue, who was behind him, had walked forward and interrupted,
May I …
Zhao Xue could no longer suppress her urge to steal a glance at the ‘woman’ as she carefully craned her neck forward. Throughout the entire battle, the ‘woman’ simply stood rooted to the ground, without moving a single inch. All Zhao Xue could see was the same back view shrouded with the golden beams.
However, Zhao Yao reacted to her movement and tilted his body leftward by 30 degrees. With the use of the golden beams, Zhao Xue was once again staring at the same back view.
How do I address you? Why are the three of them attacking me?
Zhao Xue asked this ‘woman’ with her back continually facing her. This only further piqued her curiosity to see the ‘woman’s’ face.
Zhao Yao facepalmed himself in response. He never wanted to reveal his true identity to Zhao Xue. By mustering his most feminine voice, he replied,
You can just call me Guang Yu. I am also an apostle working under King George. These gays from Muscle Society have found their way here by stalking you.
Zhao Yao continued,
You must be careful when you come to meet King George.
Actually, Zhao Yao had originally planned to lend Zhao Xue the power of invisibility at the end of the training such that she would not be traced to this place.
After hearing his explanation, Zhao Xue continued taking a few steps forward, adamant on getting a clear view of her benefactor’s face. Her eyes gleamed with admiration as she asked,
Sister Guang Yu, I didn’t know that you are also an apostle of King George. Can I add you on WeChat?
The previous battle had left Zhao Xue in awe of Guang Yu. Despite her soft-spoken nature, she was able to take on the three of them without breaking a single sweat. In her eyes, Guang Yu had instantly become her perfect role model. She had this uncontrollable urge to remain in contact with her.
Champion’s jaw went slack when he heard Zhao Xue’s comment and muttered,
Aren’t you a man …
Before he could even complete his statement, Zhao Yao had sent another wave of Porn Tsunami flooding into his ears. His reaction was just like a zombie who had been exposed to daylight, screaming at the top of his lungs.
A weight settled on his heart when Zhao Yao heard Zhao Xue’s words,
What’s happening? What is she trying to do? Isn’t Sphynx Cat’s power supposed to fix her sexual orientation already?
Zhao Yao’s hands squeezed into fists as he replied even more coolly,
I don’t use WeChat.
In that case, can I have your phone number then?
However, Zhao Yao did not shoot down her request immediately. Instead, silence ensured. That was because Zhao Yao had noticed the golden exclamation mark in the corner of his eyes.
A new mission was reflected on his mission panel.
Mission: Someone is hitting on you!
Objective: Leave your contact information with your suitor.
Reward: 10 experience points
Punishment: Nil
This is too much!
Zhao Yao’s eyes continually swept towards this bothersome exclamation mark and found it so irritating and annoying. He screamed in his head,
Just how horny can you get? It became a mission instantly!
After a moment of deliberation, Zhao Yao did something he had never done – turn down a mission. Zhao Yao shut his eyes and bit against his lips as he rejected the mission. He could feel the blood dripping from his heart.
He replied coolly,
I do not have a phone.
In his head, he thought,
This rejection should be obvious enough.
However, Zhao Xue’s reaction was beyond Zhao Yao’s imagination. Instead of collapsing with disappointment, a red flush crept up her face. In Zhao Xue’s eyes, Guang Yu had suddenly turned even more mysterious and captivating.
Given her unique sexual orientation, Zhao Xue had already grown numb to these rejections. A lot of them were even more heartless and crude. Zhao Yao’s nonchalant replies only enhanced this mysterious aura shrouding Guang Yu’s image,
This woman is so cool!
Black Robes’s mouth started curling into a smile after witnessing this exchange. Somehow, he had managed to understand what was happening as he uttered,
The two of you …
Zhao Yao instantly shut his mouth with a simultaneous attack comprising of Porn Tsunami and Shit Wave. Black Robes could only utter that four words before he broke into tears while he vomited non-stop,
Please … please stop this!
Zhao Xue was alarmed by the man’s sudden pleas and stared curiously at him and asked,
What happened to him?
Zhao Yao gave a roll of his eyes and answered,
He must have felt ashamed for what he had done.
With a wave of his hand, Zhao Yao instructed,
I will settle everything here. Your training will resume as per usual, bye.
As Zhao Yao’s last word echoed in Zhao Xue’s head, he had already brought the three of them away with the help of his deflective field.
Zhao Xue tried to catch up to them but was simply too slow. She exclaimed,
Wait a moment. How am I supposed to contact you?
Zhao Yao remained silent and started flying away at an even faster speed.
Zhao Xue’s eyes were beaming with admiration and infatuation. She whispered to herself,
That’s so cool! Of course, a girl will always be the prettiest.
…
Zhao Yao finally stopped at a secluded rooftop with the three of them in his arms. Currently, all of them had snapped out of the illusions.
However, they could still feel the vivid scars left behind by Zhao Yao’s previous illusions.
Champion’s eye gravitated towards Zhao Yao as he pleaded with him,
My … brother, do not be rash. Actually, we are both the same.
Yes! Yes!
Black Robes who had only just recovered from the onslaught of Porn Tsunami and Shit Wave nodded his head violently. He stared at this queer man in the cute little dress and exclaimed,
We are actually the same type of people!
He even winked at Zhao Yao after saying that.
Same your ass!
Rage poisoned his veins when he heard such baseless accusations thrown at him. Immediately, he showered the three of them with another influx of Porn Tsunami and Shit Wave. The three of them immediately collapsed to the floor and vomited ceaselessly. Zhao Yao slid them a condescending glare and muttered,
We are not the same, okay?
His index finger then pointed at his uniform as he explained,
I’m wearing this so that I can grow stronger. This has nothing to do with my interests or hobbies. Do you understand?
The three blokes stared at Zhao Yao as if he were a rtard. However, they immediately nodded their hands as they saw Zhao Yao raising his hands in the air.
Champion instantly exclaimed,
Yes! Yes! Yes! We are very different!
In his head, he was saying,
This guy had definitely been affected by Sphynx Cat’s ability. However, he is just not used to it at the start and is either too shy or uncomfortable acknowledging it. However, we should not infuriate him. We should just act along before we expose him to his true self.
Zhao Yao noticed the sneaky smile on Champion’s face and knew exactly what thoughts were running through his mind. Just the thought of it caused Zhao Yao to boil with anger. However, he decided to be a greater man and not pursue the matter.
Zhao Yao then began his interrogation,
Speak. Where are the rest of the members of Muscle Society? How many people know about me?
Zhao Yao soon gathered all the information he needed because the trio regarded him as their own kind and was intimidated by the threat of the hideous Porn Tsunami.