Chapter 45

: Faeces Disaster 2
Translator: 
Sparrow Translations 
 Editor: 
Sparrow Translations

Hell…

Seeing Zhao Yao’s slanted gaze, Bai Quan immediately stopped talking. He gave a hinted glance at Zhao Yao,
I understand, I understand. I won’t leak information out.

Bai Quan followed Zhao Yao upstairs,
Mr. Zhao, please believe me. I really want to follow you wholeheartedly! Give me a chance! I won’t disappoint you!

Zhao Yao curled his lips and treated Bai Quan with indifference, opening the door back to his house.
Once he opened the door, what caught his attention first was Matcha, who was sprawled over the floor with white foam at his mouth. His claws were on the sills of the door as if he was smacking the door before passing out.
Mango was at the side tapping Matcha curiously, seemingly trying to find out why Matcha collapsed.
The next moment, a pungent smell overwhelmed the place. Elizabeth, who was on Zhao Yao’s shoulder, shrieked and ran to a safe passage. Zhao Yao held his breath and thought helplessly,
Mango had diarrhoea again?

Just then, Bai Quan cried out in shock,
So smelly! Did Mango have diarrhoea again?
The previous incident had given him a lasting impression.
Zhao Yao instinctively turned around and focused his gaze on Bai Quan.

Brother, have you cleaned faeces before?

Bai Quan’s face turned pale and pitifully asked Zhao Yao,
I’ll go and get the cleaner?


It’s already so late, it’s not nice to disturb the cleaner.
Saying this, Zhao Yao already had his arms around Bai Quan. He patted his shoulder and continued,
You want to join hell? You’re not even willing to clean faeces? Once you settle this today, you’ll join hell and be one of our generals on Earth.


Clean clean clean, I’ll clean.

On a cabinet in the living room, Roly Poly’s nose was stuffed with two pieces of tissue paper. Looking at the scene in front of him, he could stand it no longer and thought,
So scary…. This person and his cats, they’re all evil. Bai Quan and I are stuck here.

The pungent smell was soon dispelled from the house with the thorough help of Bai Quan. Zhao Yao, with Mango in his arms, lied on the sofa. Seeing his naive and clueless expression, Zhao Yao could not help but ask,
Why do you have diarrhoea everywhere all the time?

Matcha regained consciousness and said,
No… This can’t do. Mango is too terrifying. Zhao Yao, you have to assign a specific toilet for him alone, use the toilet which no one uses.

Elizabeth also walked over, with some fear in her eyes,
I have never in my life smelled s as smelly as this.

Zhao Yao agreed and immediately went online to shop for a new toilet for Mango. He planned for Mango to have a toilet all to himself.
This house had 5 rooms and 2 common areas. One room to Zhao Yao and Matcha, one to the 15 big stray cats, one to the 3 small stray cats, one to Elizabeth, and as for Roly Poly, he slept in the common area.
The last room now seemed like it was going to Mango and his diarrhoea.
Zhao Yao looked at his phone and went online, only to chance upon a piece of

There was a terrorist attack at America’s wall street at 8.16 am that morning, causing 65 deaths and more than 300 injured. The police, as of now, is still exchanging fire with the suspected terrorists. Shangwu extremist organization has taken responsibility for this incident…


Surely not? Isn’t this a terrorist attack? This sort of incident…
Zhao Yao had seen related information online. In the moment, it seemed as if the entire world was discussing the same incident.
…
Elsewhere, in a meeting room, Lin Chen sat on his chair with some uncertainty.
Ever since he was punched by that man, Lin Chen had experienced a series of mysterious incidents.
First, he was taken away by the bald man for interrogation and a series of weird tests.
What he didn’t know was that when he was going through the tests, his home information, his parents and even grandparents were investigated as well.
And the result was…
Lin Chen looked at the white female cat in his arms, which was about 5-6 months old. A look of annoyance flashed in her eyes.

We went through all that just for me to raise a cat?
Lin Chen curled his lips and thought of the scene in which the bald man handed the cat over to him. He couldn’t help but think jokingly to himself,
Such a tough guy on the outside, who knew he actually liked cats so much?

Just then, the doors of the meeting room opened. The bald man he was thinking of barged in and seeing the cat in Lin Chen’s arms, he smiled,
Hey, how are you? Getting along well with Milk?

Milk was the little white cat’s name.
Lin Chen pouted slightly and said,
What exactly are you planning to do? Didn’t you say you were going to find that guy? Why are you making me raise a cat now?

The bald man smiled and retrieved his laptop from his bag. He replied,
Initially, the superiors wanted to withhold this information and deliver them more gently. However, now that that incident happened in America, many people have lost their sense of security. Some pertinent things, such as the economy and the society, could not be thought over so much. When things happen, we have to adapt accordingly.

As he finished, he shoved the laptop in front of Milk and asked,
Milk, what do you think of him?

Lin Chen asked curiously,
Inspector Ho?

The next moment, something shocking happened right in front of him.
Under his shocked gaze, Milk jumped out from Lin Chen’s arms and sat in front of the laptop. She then began typing key by key.

Although this idiot isn’t very smart, he treats me well. The important thing is that he can withstand my ability, he’ll be the one for now.

Seeing the words appear on the screen, Inspector Ho smiled,
As long as you’re happy. It’s not easy to find someone who can withstand the ability with a good physique and clean background, someone we can trust.

Lin Chen saw all of this unfold in front of him and pointed at the cat astonishingly,
In… In in in inspector Ho, did you see that? This cat is typing, she’s typing!!!


I see it, don’t kick up such a fuss.
Inspector Ho said,
Isn’t it just a cat typing? After a supercat awakens, its intellect is comparable to that of humans. They can interact with each other, but not with humans. They can only use written words to communicate with us.

Lin Chen’s mind was blank in this moment. He stared at Milk blankly, then both his eyes gave off an extremely perplexed gaze.
Milk sighed and shook its tail, typing,
Once we go back, remember to buy me some sand. I don’t want to use newspapers to clean up, so dirty and smelly.


She, she, she, she, she!
Lin Chen continued, pointing at Milk.

I know, typing right?
Inspector Ho said indifferently,
Once supercats awaken, apart from the increased intellect, the most important thing is that they’ll obtain a special ability. For example, moving very quickly, spitting fire, spitting water, telekinesis or even farts and other stuff.


Farts? Farting can be considered as a special ability?


If a fart can blow a car away, obviously it’s considered as a special ability.