Chapter 156: Reading jokes

"I see who dares to urinate anywhere? The bird does not want to live." Li Yong raised his finger.
"Rely, Lao Tzu will dare." Said, Deng Shouyin really wants to take out the birds and spray water on the spot.
"Don't bother." Lu Binlin interrupted Deng Shouyin, one pointed to Li Yong, and said to those who called: "It is him, give me a fight, and I have a problem."
"Lv, please rest assured, we are professional, and we have a sense of scale." After a long-haired man headed out, he walked with the gangsters, and they dispersed, and soon surrounded Li Yong.
"We want to break you one leg, do you do it yourself, or let us do it?" asked the hair man.
"I want to smoke people's faces, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Li Yong asked in the same tone, and at the same time raised his palm and made a beating action.
"You have to hand this hand." The long-haired man angered.
"I have to take two more slaps in your mouth." Li Yong smiled faintly.
"Give it to me." The long-haired man waved his right hand and shouted loudly.
The dozens of gangsters he brought, two of them closest to Li Yong, raised the steel pipe in their hands.
Li Yong jumped to the left, not only easily escaped, but also grabbed the collar of the long-haired man, and after pulling a slap, this pushed the long-haired man under the steel pipe.
Just listening to a scream, the steel pipe that originally hit Li Yong fell on the long hair man.
One of the steel pipes was still on the head of the long-haired man, and the long-haired man held his head in his hands, and the blood flowed down his black-haired arm.
"Mom forced, how dare you beat me?" He glared at the screaming screaming, shouting loudly.
I couldn’t help but be frightened. "Boss, sorry, I..."
"What are you doing? Give it to me, give it to me." The long-haired man shouted loudly.
More than a dozen gangsters rushed toward Li Yong. The gangster who had beaten the long-haired man wanted to express himself. When he was guilty of sin, he wowed and rushed to Li Yong.
Li Yong smiled and looked at this group of garbage without fear.
He took a step forward, his body slightly side, his arms stretched forward, and he took the steel pipe in the hand of the mixed hand. In the cheering of Lu Binlin and Deng Shoulin, in the gaze of the long-haired man, when he was stunned A steel pipe hit the mixed shoulder, only to hear a bang, and the mixed arm was broken.
Then, under the siege of everyone, Li Yong kept waving the steel pipe, and every time the steel pipe was up and down, a mixed arm was broken.
Behind Li Yong, one by one broke his arms, and with the remaining arm tightly clutching the broken arm, he was sore and screaming. This is a disdainful look, full of fear and fear.
After Li Yong knocked on the last mixed-armed arm, he went to the long-haired man.
At this point, the long-haired man has been scared to lose blood and his body trembled; watching Li Yong come over, he kept retreating. Only on the edge of the highway, leaning against the steel fence.
"I want to break your arm, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Li Yong asked faintly.
I saw this long-haired man biting his teeth, bending over and picking up a wooden stick, and slamming it against his arm.
Ah... He lost the stick and pretended to scream and scream.
"No break." This person can't deceive Li Yong's perspective. "It seems that I have to help you."
Seeing that Li advised to lift the steel pipe in his hand, the long-haired man was scared to the ground and pleaded: "No, no, I will come by myself, please give me another chance."
The long-haired man picked up the wooden stick again and slammed his arm again.
Li Yong nodded with satisfaction and said faintly: "You have to interrupt my legs. In return, I interrupt your arms. It's not too much!"
"Not too much, not too much." The long-haired man was sorely sweaty on his forehead and said with a trembling voice.
Li Yong turned to look at Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin. I saw the two people stupidly standing in a place ten meters away, thinking that they had an illusion and did not think of running away.
In their eyes, Li Yong is just an ordinary person. How can he possibly knock down so many gangsters? And, still in such a short time?
They still remember that when Li Yong was in college, he used to fight with his classmates. He couldn't even beat a fat man. How did he become so powerful in just two years?
"Still sitting still doing something? Get on the bus, run fast." At this time, Lu Binlin's wife drove the car to the side of Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, shouting loudly.
Like Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, she was also scared by Li Yong. How does Li Yong, who seems to be a little thin, how to knock down a dozen people? Although she did not understand the problem, she knew that staying here was particularly dangerous.
Deng Shouyin took the lead in the car, and when Lu Binlin got into the car with half of his body, Li Yong arrived.
I saw Li Yong grabbed Lu Binlin’s left leg and pulled back, pulling Lu Binlin out.
Gently backward to the back, Lu Binlin, who is more than two hundred pounds, fell on the tarmac like a dead pig, and it also splashed a piece of dust. Then, his body curled up and shivered.
"Run, run!" Deng Shouyin in the car screamed in horror.
"Run you paralyzed, give you the go, call Binlin to the car." Lu Binlin's wife is not willing to leave Lu Binlin.
When Deng Shouyin dared to get off the bus, he hurriedly closed the door and was scared to look out.
"You are still not a man? You are still not a good brother of Binlin? You bastard..." Lu Binlin's wife pointed at the timid Deng Shou, and opened the door and got off the bus.
"Can you let us go?" She went to Li Yong, squeezed her smile, and pleaded: "I beg you, look at the classmates' feelings, please be merciful."
At this point, Li Yong's left foot has stepped on Lu Binlin's arm, as long as he uses force, Lu Binlin's arm will be finished. He turned to look at Lu Binlin's wife and asked: "If you are beaten, will you be merciful?"
"Yes, it will be."
How could Li Yong believe that he sneered: "If you will be merciful, how can you call so many people?"
Said, his foot is hard, Lu Binlin's arm is smashed, it is broken.
"Ah...hey..." Lu Binlin leaned sideways and pushed Li Yong's leg with the unbroken arm. He wanted to push Li Yong's leg away, but he didn't have that much strength.
"No, you..." Lu Binlin's wife suddenly rushed to Li Yong and slammed into Li Yong's body. She wanted to knock Li Yong away. As a result, she bounced out.
"You are malicious and hurt, I want to call the police..." Lu Binlin's wife took the phone and called.
"Do not report, he is the police." Lu Binlin turned to his wife.
At this time, Lu Binlin’s wife’s car screamed forward, and Deng Shouyin in the car climbed from the back to the front and drove alone.
He can see clearly that everyone's arm is broken. If he doesn't run, he will not escape the fate of his arm.
For his own arms, he ran away decisively.
"Mom." Looking at his car was driven away by Deng Shouyin, Lu Binlin shouted.
Li Yong looked at the stunned Lu Binlin's wife, and finally fell on Lu Binlin's body. "I used to slap you, and you will interrupt one of my legs. Today, I interrupted you with an arm. Next time, will you want my life?"
"No, no." Lu Binlin said with trepidation.
"A little bit of a good meal? How can you recognize it?" Li Yong said.
"I am jealous, really embarrassed." Pinbin Lin sat down with a broken arm and watched the blood flow out, he was very scared. His wife hurriedly helped him bandage, and she could see that she loved Lu Binlin.
Li Yong turned and left.
The gangsters who had interrupted his arm, as soon as he saw him coming, flashed out to both sides and hurriedly gave him a passage. His gaze swept across the sides, and all the gangsters trembled.
Li Yong’s car stopped at the front 300 meters away. When he walked a hundred meters, he also bent down and picked up the warning sign. Looking into the car, Han Fei and Huang Anhe are still watching the mobile phone, and they are still laughing at the mobile phone. They don’t even know what happened behind.
Li Yong re-entered the driver's seat and drove on the road.
"Haha... brother-in-law, this joke is so funny, I read it to you!"
"Read it!" Seeing that Han Fei is so happy, Li Yong does not want to sweep her.
"A man was drunk, and when he went home to see his wife sleeping in bed, she bent over and kissed her. I accidentally woke up my wife. The man said, wife, I like your cherry mouth. His wife took him three slaps, how much did you drink it? Pro, I’m asshole.

Li Yong has not responded yet, and Han Fei has already laughed in the back row.
Huang Anhe laughed with her, and the laughter of the two filled the car.
"Brother, why don't you laugh?" Han Fei smiled for a while and asked.
"I have seen it many times," Li Yong said.
"Then I will read one for you..."
"Don't read it." Huang Anhe was embarrassed, and took a confession of Han Fei, whispered.
"Let's read the last one." Han Fei also whispered to Huang Anhe, and then read aloud: "The ant took a wife, and after the cave, asked the ants what to think, the ant said indignantly, pulling a leg is not, and It’s not a matter of pulling it open, and pulling the leg for one night. Hahaha...

Read the last ~EbookFREE.me~ Han Fei once again laughed and leaned forward, laughing and cheeking red.
Li Yong still didn't smile. When Han Fei smiled, he asked: "Why do ants pull their legs?"
"That's not because..." When Han Fei said it, Huang Anhe grabbed his mouth.
Huang Anhe thinks that Han Fei is a madman and laughs so scary. Although she promised Han Wei to look at Han Fei, she did not want to ask Han Fei. Because Han Han and Han Fei are both presidents, she is a subordinate and cannot ask.
However, at this time, she couldn't help it.
"Fifi, your brother-in-law is too erotic." She said softly in the ear of Han Fei.
"Sister, you are too bad." Han Fei blushes, suddenly a little angry.
After Huang Anhe said this, she thought of the embarrassing side.
Next, she did not read the jokes, and did not laugh; instead, like Huang Anhe, she sat quietly in the back row, only to stop at the medicinal material base.