Chapter 1936: Can't find a place

Looking at the home at a glance, Li Yong saw that Zhou Feixue had just taken a shower and was wearing the sexiest silk nightdress, sitting on a neat big bed and talking to himself: "Why are you still not coming back? Come back, it’s coming late at night, why not come back? It’s not going to pick up a girl again!

"The man is so lascivious, there are beautiful wives in the house who don't soak, but they ran out to get rid of the flowers."
When I heard Zhou Feixue say this, Li Yong said in the past: "Where is there a flower? Is it a wife who is looking outside?"
Zhou Feixue took care of him: "Brother, where are you?"
"I am still on the road?" Li Yong said with a smile: "I will be home soon."
Zhou Feixue immediately rolled out of bed and began to wear clothes: "I will pick you up."
"No, you can wait for me in bed." Li Yong said with a smile.
"Okay!" Zhou Feixue climbed into the bed and complained: "Come on, people want to die." &1t;i>&1t;/i>
Li Yong did not pay attention to it, but looked at Zhou Honghui.
I saw Zhou Honghui taking the boat with Mei Xiaoyan on the blue moon lake. He still held a piece of paper in his hand and said with eagerness: "Is it seen? My sports car was broken by Song Yajun, and my sister gave it." A 30 million check, the car I bought for 20 million, my sister gave me 10 million more directly."
"Your sister really has money." Mei Xiaoyan looked envious.
"Not my sister's money, it is the money of my brother-in-law." Zhou Honghui said with joy.
"Oh, that is called Song Yajun, which broke my car. My car is worth 1.6 million. Do you say that your brother-in-law will accompany me two million?" Mei Xiaoyan asked.
Zhou Honghui still did not answer, there was a gust of wind blowing, directly blowing the check in Zhou Honghui’s hand. Zhou Honghui shouted like a dead dad: "Hey, my check... my car..." &1t;i>&1t;/i>
Seeing that the check was about to fall on the water, Zhou Honghui jumped down and hurriedly swam.
However, the check suddenly flew up again, and the higher the flight, the more it disappeared.
Hate Zhou Honghui will not fly, or else, must go to the sky.
Controlling the check and flying into the car, Li Yong reached out and reached.
This is the magical effect of the spirit, you can control the items at will, fly around.
Only now, you can only control things that are lighter and heavier, there is no way to do this.
Later, while Li Yong drove, he continued to look at his home.
I saw Song Yajun sitting on the swing in the back garden, telling Da Mao and Er Mao about his story of picking up the girl.
"When I was in the same year, I met a very beautiful spider in the Yanliu Lane. Now I want to come. This is the most beautiful lady I have encountered in my life. At that time, the spider was in love. The paragraph told me that she had never been taken advantage of by hackers. She was very lonely that night, and I was very handsome. I wanted to have a relationship with me. Do you believe it? I spend money to find a lady, but I can still Find a place..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>
Song Yajun spoke of a serious story, listening to the big hair and the two hairs swallowed together.
"No..." They shook their heads: "Don't believe..."
"I can't believe it!" Song Yajun picked up a bottle of beer and drank it.
Da Mao and Er Mao were anxious to ask: "Do you have a relationship?"

How do you have a relationship? Can spiders really have a relationship with your turtles?

Song Yajun thought about it, and then continued: "That night, I drank a lot of wine with spider essence. That night, I said a lot with spiders; that imitation, spider sperm sang me a brother. That imitation, in the wonderful song of the spider, I was drunk, and the spider essence was drunk. That imitation, the spider essence regarded me as my first love boyfriend, I also regarded the spider as a first love girlfriend, we embraced, Kissed and said a lot of love words..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>
Big hair and two donkeys are blind, and Song Yajun is so lyrical! It’s so hurt, so cool and handsome!
However, after saying so much, there is no focus on their attention.
Da Mao could not help but ask: "Do you have a relationship?"
Ermao also followed: "Yes! How did you get together? Who is more active?"
Song Yajun made a recollection: "When we drink and drink, we drink directly on the bed. It may be that she is taking the initiative or it may be my initiative. But for us, who is more active is irrelevant. The most important thing. The thing is, I can't find a place. I was so anxious at the time, I couldn't find a place to find it."
Both Da Mao and Er Mao are confused: "What can't find a place? Where are you looking for?"
Song Yajun smiled and whispered: "You all know that spiders have many legs, right? And, the spiders that form humans have more legs, one after another, all countless!" &1t;i>&1t;/i>
"Every leg is thin and long, and it is wearing stockings. It is called a seductive. At that time, I was young and ignorant, and I didn't understand anything. The blood was pouring up, the insects were on the brain, I was looking for it, looking for it. Open a leg, no, open another leg, not yet. I found it and found it all night. I didn't find a place."
"It's dawn, the spider's fine wine woke up, and I woke up. The spiders used to abandon me stupidity. I suspected that the spider's legs were too much; we disliked it, and finally quarreled. The spider used to kick me. I still want to wrap me up with silk. I will definitely not let her bully! I resist, not to be outdone, she kicks me, I hug her feet."
"She kicked me as soon as she kicked me. You guess, what happened?"
In the face of the problem of Song Yajun, Da Mao and Er Mao shook their heads together: "I don't know."
Song Yajun shot his thigh and excitedly said: "I found it and finally found it. The place I was looking for was just under the leg, Scorpio! It was a good luck. I held the spider's legs and touched it up. The spider essence immediately becomes gentle. You don't know, the spider is really gentle! That feeling, I am at least unforgettable." &1t;i>&1t;/i>
Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed a slobber and listened to the story of Song Yajun. They could not wait to run out to find a lady, but also to find a spider essence and taste the unforgettable taste.

Can you tell the details?
Da Mao asked:
For example, the process of and the reaction of spider essence...

"Yes! We want to hear the details." The shameful face of Ermao was full of expectations.
Song Yajun sighed: "At the time, I was drunk and couldn't remember!"
"What then? What happened to you later?" Big hair and two hairs are getting to the bottom.
Song Yajun took a sip of beer and thought and said: "Afterwards, the beautiful spider clung to me and didn't want me to leave. She stroked my chest and told me a lot of love."
"What love? What do you say?" Da Mao and Er Mao are very keen to know. &1t;i>&1t;/i>
Song Yajun grabbed the scalp and continued: "She gently told me that eight hundred years ago, she had met Tang Xi, who had gone to Xitian to learn. At that time, she did not know that eating Tang dynasty meat could last forever, or else She does not eat a bite of Tang Yan meat, eat Tang Tang meat, she will become a real god, then it will rise into heaven."
"Wow, I still met Tang Yan?" Da Mao and Er Mao were very surprised.
"Yeah, this is a spider essence of more than 5,000 years old. The body is bigger than me." Song Yajun said seriously.
"It’s more than five thousand years old, but it’s still a woman.
Da Mao and Er Mao were even more surprised.
Song Yajun’s old face was red, and he hurriedly opened the subject and continued:
Listen to me. At that time, the spiders met the lost Tang Yan in the woods. When Tang Yan was handsome, the spider Jing asked: What is the holy man? Tang Yan said: West go. Spider fine asks: What do you do in the West? Tang Yi A: Take the scripture. Spiders and sacs: the little girl has a classic, why bother?"&1t;i>&1t;/i>
"Don Tang was surprised: Where is the place? Let me see? Spider blush blushing: The rogue monk, you are not afraid of the Buddha's blame? Tang Yandao: Amitabha, the poor and the dedication of the law, to the West to learn, the West Road is far away Inferiority and lost the way, I really don't know how to go! If the donor has a cure, the poor will take it, and don't have to go to Xitian with hard work, and ask the female donor to take the look."
Big hair wondered: "How can spiders have a classic? Spider essence is definitely deceiving."
Ermao also strangely said: "Yeah, spiders can't have a classic. She talks differently from Journey to the West."
Song Yajun seriously said: "Spider essence still has a classic, because spider essence is a woman."
"Women's women must have a woman?" Da Mao and Er Mao asked again.
Song Yajun suddenly felt that it was really troublesome for Da Mao and Er Mao to understand this. So, Song Yajun did not explain it. He continued to say downwards: "Under Tang’s strong request, there is no way for spiders to I had to take Tang Yin to the depths of the woods and read it to Tang Yan..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>
Speaking of this, Song Yajun deliberately paused.
Da Mao and Er Mao were fascinated and hurriedly asked: "Later? Later?"
Song Yajun touched the bare scalp: "Tomorrow."
"Don't! Song Ge, now, we have to listen to the following." Da Mao and Er Mao pleaded: "Song Ge quickly said."
Song Yajun knocked on the broken bowl in front of him: "It’s hard to tell a story, or else, you have to work hard!"
Take a hundred big hairs and put them in a broken bowl; the two hairs are not willing to lag behind, and they also take out one hundred and put them in a broken bowl.
Song Yajun put away two hundred yuan ~ EbookFREE.me ~ haha, you can buy a cheap cosmetics for your wife, you can also buy a few extracurricular books for children; earning money is not easy! It’s really not easy to meet a fool like a big hair and a second hair.
Without the traces of the money, Song Yajun continued to preach: "The spiders took Tang Yan to the depths of the woods and brought Tang Yin into the Pansi Cave, where a group of spiders lived. To learn from them, they are not stingy people, they have taken off their clothes, and they have to look at Tang Yan... Tang Yan is frightened. This thinks that this group of spiders is indecent and scared that Tang Yan is riding a white dragon horse and runs. Run, but look back..."
"After accidentally, Bai Longma slammed into the tree, but fortunately his horse broke the tree directly."
"Later, after taking back the Eastern Tang Dynasty, Bai Longma also specifically found the spiders in the Pansi Cave and wanted to take another look. Because he was running too fast, he didn't see it clearly..."
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