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Apocalyptic Hero System
- Yu Weihan
- 2080 characters
- 2021-02-01 02:46:52
Not long after the convoy left, a group of tens of thousands of zombies rushed over. Fortunately, Li Yuanhong was able to withdraw in time. If a few minutes later, those zombies would flood the car.
Li Yuanhong can also be considered as a deadly escape. The last part of this pursuit can be said to be dangerous, but fortunately, Li Yuanhong successfully got the Pope's vestments.
The convoy moved fast and drove at a speed of nearly one hundred and sixty miles on the highway. Fortunately, this is the end of the world, and no one will issue a ticket. Otherwise, the ticket for this road will be enough for Li Yuanhong.
An hour later, Li Yuanhong threw the zombies chasing behind him, and then a helicopter drove up. Li Yuanhong boarded the plane quickly and hurried towards Rome. As for the convoy, there was not much danger on the way back to the team at this time, neither was Li Yuanhong. Will be too worried.
When Li Yuanhong returned to Rome, it had changed its appearance. There were many foreigners with crooked noses and blue eyes in the empty streets. These people are searching for supplies from room to room, and some people are even arguing about something.
Li Yuanhong shook his head helplessly when he saw this. This situation can be said to be common after the end of the world. Before the end of the world, Li Yuanhong once read such an article saying that the level of human civilization has nothing to do with race, but only with the wealth of the country. related. It is a idiotic dream to make the people of a country that still can't eat enough to become gentlemen. Similarly, in a rich country, it is rare for people to steal for petty gain.
At this time, these may be absolute gentlemen before the end of the world, but now it is commonplace to fight for some cans and the like that are not worth a lot of money before the end of the world.
Li Yuanhong's plane passed through the busy streets and came to the military camp, which was still relatively quiet.
This is not the starving people who are starving and in awe of the Chinese army, but some people who wanted to forcibly enter the barracks just now were directly arrested by the commander of the regiment and hung them on the flagpole in front of the barracks. , This trick made those who were eager to try, suddenly dismissed the idea, after all, it was absolutely uncomfortable to be tied to a flagpole in this hot day.
When Li Yuanhong got off the plane, he saw the hanged "gentlemen" as soon as he got out of the cabin door. This made Li Yuanhong very puzzled: "What's the situation with those people?"
The team leader who came to pick up the plane quickly lowered his voice and reported the situation to Li Yuanhong.
After Li Yuanhong heard this, he laughed and said: "There must be someone who is able to point you behind your boy. If it were me, it would have been a fight. But you hung those wicked people there to warn future generations to pay attention. You are better than me!"
The head of the regiment smiled embarrassedly after hearing this: "There are some masters there. The old people in the family like to listen to storytelling when they were young. Those who treated the most sinful in ancient times were the first people to show the public. We can't kill people here, we can only tie a living humanity flag pole. It was shown to the public."
"Well, this method is good, it doesn't hurt people and can serve as a warning, but you must be careful not to kill anyone!" Li Yuanhong said.
"Commander, don't worry, I have a sense of measure."
Seeing that the head of the group was very sure about this, Li Yuanhong didn't say anything, nodded and walked into the camp. Now he must find a way to contact the people of the Holy See. Whether he can get a national treasure depends on his next response. Up.
But when Li Yuanhong approached the team headquarters, he heard fierce quarrels from the team headquarters. There were not only Chinese voices but also a lot of Italian. Because the voices were relatively noisy, it was hard to hear what they were arguing.
Li Yuanhong pushed the door vigorously, frowned and scanned the people inside, and found that it was divided into two groups, one was the Chinese military headed by Xu Ying, and the other was two men in black and the Italian envoy. Of course, these two men in black are newcomers and Li Yuanhong doesn't know each other. Obviously, the two men in black were injured before, and they are here to replace them.
Indeed, the two men in black had been cured by the red potion. Although they were still unable to fight, some basic actions such as walking were no problem, but suddenly the Pope’s vestments When something went wrong, it made the two men in black feel very troublesome, so the two had to continue to pretend to be sick and sent a message to the headquarters of the Holy See in the hospital saying that the Pope's vestments were missing.
There was no detailed explanation of how it was lost after the word drop, which made people think about it, so some people thought that the vest was stolen by the Chinese army, so the pope arranged a new man to replace the previous two men in black without asking. Indiscriminately, he ran to Xingshi to inquire.
As for the Italian envoy, although it was delicious and drank and entertained, he was left out in the cold, and he was wary of everything, which made him very dissatisfied. It happened that two men in black could not speak Chinese, so this envoy Volunteer to act as a translator.
On the surface it is an interpreter. In fact, he wants to make trouble for these Chinese people. Don’t underestimate this little Vatican. Although the place is small, it has great influence in the entire Western world, and even the replacement of the presidents of some countries. , All will be affected by them, of course, this influence is not effective on China.
So in the translation, the ambassador deliberately or unconsciously translated some words of the two sides with a slightly misplaced meaning. For example, when Xu Ying saw two men in black asking about the whereabouts of the pope’s clothes, Xu Ying said you can ask yours. Colleagues, they know where the clothes are.
Xu Ying's original intention was that I said that the clothes were worn by zombies. You may not believe them. Ask your predecessors this way. You should believe them.
But this ambassador translated it into: You have the ability to ask your predecessor what to do with us!
At this moment, the taste of the translation changed. It was completely clear that he knew the whereabouts of the clothes, but he did not want to tell it, and he deliberately concealed it. It was obvious that the Huaxia people took the clothes and wanted to go wrong.
So the two men in black turned their faces. If they didn't know that this was a Chinese barracks, they couldn't do it easily, otherwise it would have become a fighting arena.
Fortunately, Li Yuanhong came back in time, and the two sides were only red-faced in contention. At most, they rolled their arms and sleeves. Fortunately, they hadn't done it yet, otherwise the team site would become a pile of ruins.
"Ahem, what happened here?" After Li Yuanhong entered the door, the two sides were still arguing, and no one noticed Li Yuanhong coming in. So Li Yuanhong had to remind both sides that someone was coming.
When the two sides turned their heads, Xu Ying saw Li Yuanhong, and he immediately beamed with joy. He also knew that he and the two men in black could not speak the language, which would inevitably lead to misunderstandings, especially when seeing the ambassador’s cheeky face. , But there is no way, who can let himself not know Italian.
When the two men in black saw someone coming in, they didn't know that it was Li Yuanhong who had come in, so after a glance, they continued to yell and let the Huaxia people hand over their clothes.
The Italian ambassador looked embarrassed. He knew that Li Yuanhong could speak Italian. If he interprets indiscriminately at this time, Li Yuanhong will definitely see it through.
As a result, a strange phenomenon appeared in the entire room. Only the two men in black clamored, including the Italian ambassador, and no one else said a word.
The two black-clothed men quarreled for a long time and suddenly realized that the surrounding area had calmed down. This made them realize that something was wrong, so they also stopped. The quarrel was a cross talk, and there was only one person arguing. Up.
"Scream tired, take a break, drink saliva, and moisturize your throat!" Li Yuanhong smiled and handed over two bottles of mineral water, which are bottled water produced by China.
The two of you are also welcome, they were indeed a bit dry and dry just now, they unscrewed the bottle cap, raised their necks, and a bottle of water fell on their stomachs. This time, their throats felt moist again, and they recovered. The ability to fight, so the two wanted to continue fighting, but they had to figure out the identity of the newcomer first.
"Who are you?" the two asked arrogantly.
"Me, I'm just an ordinary soldier. It doesn't matter that you are a little thirsty because of the quarrel, I have brought you water." Li Yuanhong had just returned from the battlefield at this time. He was wearing a battle suit with blood stains. What rank is it?
"Hmph, in that case, don't you retire quickly, don't you know that we are talking to your chief? I don't know what is good or bad!" the two people continued.
"It's not impossible for me to retreat. At first, our Commander Xu asked me to come over and be an interpreter for him. I am leaving, who will do the interpreter!" Li Yuanhong continued smiling.
"Translation? Isn't this translated? The Italian ambassador is our interpreter!" The two obviously dismissed the soldiers in front of them, but they didn't notice the strange expressions around them.
"Oh, that's the case. Our military commander said that the Chinese civilization is too long. Many people who have just come into contact with the Chinese language have many translations that are inevitably distorted. So let me correct it. I said Mr. Ambassador, is that the case?" Li Yuanhong turned Head, looking at the ambassador, those eyes shone sharply.
"Yes, yes, what he said!" At this moment, the ambassador felt a cold air coming out of his back involuntarily, but he had seen Li Yuanhong kill him.
Li Yuanhong turned his head, his face turned into a harmless smile: "Look, Mr. Ambassador has admitted that he is no longer good at Huaxia!"
"Humph, then don't mess with us here."
"Of course, I will never make trouble."
So a meaningless argument began again, but this time the scene was very weird, only the black man ranted unilaterally, Li Yuanhong occasionally responded to that, so the cross talk turned into stand-up cross talk and shouted again For a long time, the two men in black shouted tired again, so they said to Li Yuanhong: "Do you understand? Get the Pope's clothes back soon!"
"Well, we understand, but how come the pope's clothes are in our hands?"
"Hmph, I still want to shame, this city, since the end of the world, only you have come in, you didn't take it, are they still the zombies?"
"Oh, this adult is really a magical calculation, even if the clothes were taken by the zombies, it was calculated. Then I don't know how this adult can get the clothes back?" Li Yuanhong still looked at the two with a smile.
"Are you...your kid is itchy, dare you to molest the two of me here!"
"Look at what the two adults said, you are not beautiful women, what can I do to molest you!" Li Yuanhong said with an expression that made people irritable.
"Okay, you kid looking for a fight!" This time this guy finally couldn't help it. After scolding for a long time, he still started happily. Anyway, the opponent is a soldier, as long as he doesn't kill him, he will have his confession.