Chapter 158: I shame you

In the blink of an eye, in May, the day had begun to heat up. Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai had been diligent once in the past two days, and they had put away their thick clothes and thick quilts. As a result, the wind fell the next day.
For nearly three months, life was warm and plain.
Bai Luoyin has been home less and less often. He just went back for a meal on the weekends, stayed with his family for a while, and took Alang for a while ... Then he cheekily ransacked all the delicious food that could be taken away. Into their own refrigerator.
Beroin's car skills are getting higher and higher, and Gu Hai occasionally lazily lets Beroin drive for breakfast. Gu Hai's cooking skills are also getting higher and higher. The noodles cooked are no longer one by one. Most of them can be connected into a line. Although the length is different and uneven, they are eating hard.
The two people's little lives were fun.
One day at noon, the two quarreled because of who had eaten one more quail egg. The two big masters, one and eighty-eight meters old, knocked their heads with chopsticks. Moreover, knocking and anxious, half of the meal began to run around the house blindly tossing, Bai Luoyin can always sneak up on Gu Hai, Gu Hai eats, and chasing Bai Luoyin fiercely.
Bai Luoyin hid in the end and had nowhere to hide, slamming out of the door, clutching the doorknob to prevent Gu Hai from coming out.
Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin froze for a while, and locked the door from the inside.
Aren't you able? If you have the skill, you can pry the door open with your fingers.
Gu Hai glanced out through the cat's eyes to see Bai Luoyin's desperate expression, and he was secretly enjoying himself in the house. After the music was enough, I walked back to the restaurant with a big swing, ate a meal calmly, and hummed in my heart, a little, do n’t ring the doorbell, kiss me, and never open the door for you!
Beloin was still figuring out how to get in, the elevator door opened in front of him, and a familiar figure came into view.
"Gu Shou ... Uncle."
Beloin smiled a little unnaturally.
Gu Weiting's mighty body stood in front of Bai Luoyin, and his soft sight was filled with an air of killing.
"Why not go in?"
Beloine's eyes dodged. "Just going in, I haven't had time to ring the doorbell."
Gu Weiting directly reached out to help Beloin perform this task.
Gu Hai's ears are standing upright. When she hears the doorbell ringing, the corner of her mouth evokes a proud arc.
Can't stand it?
With a look of surrender, he went out.
Slowly twist the door lock, slowly open the door, and then quickly pull in the person outside the door, slamming on his lips.
This catch was really hard and accurate.
Even Gu Weiting, who had been paralyzed, showed a startled expression at this moment.
Seventeen years, a full seventeen years, except for Gu Hai was born with a bubble of urine on his neck, the father and son have little extra physical contact.
Naturally, the expression of Beroin was self-evident. His hand was blocking half of his face, and his chin was almost dislocated.
Gu Hai was dumbfounded. When did this old thing come out?
What I just kissed wasn't ... grass! I said how it was like kissing a steel plate!
The tartar stood at the door, no one spoke, and the atmosphere was completely dead.
Gu Hai gave up because of violence, and kissed anyway. Now let's say that the kiss is wrong. Wouldn't it be a trick? Now that it's a foregone conclusion, let's do it. I'm out of the way today.
"Dad, you are here." Gu Hai smiled brightly at Gu Weiting.
Gu Weiting smiled a little stiff, but he did smile, and it has more connotation than previous smiles.
Bai Luoyin coughed twice, followed Gu Weiting's behind, walked in, reached Gu Hai, pouted and returned a kiss. Gu Hai was so angry that his enamel was worn away.
"What about dinner?" Gu Weiting smelled the smell of rice.
Gu Hai continued to disguise his enthusiasm. "Yeah, would you also sit down and eat?"
The reason Gu Hai dared to say this was that he was convinced that Gu Weiting would not join them, but when Gu Weiting received a kiss from his son today, he was in a good mood and immediately agreed.
The two sons sat across from each other, watching Gu Weiting hold the meatballs with chopsticks and put them in the bowl.
The last two meatballs are gone.
Gu Weiting took one away, which meant that the rest had to be snatched.
Say it later and then faster!
Two people's chopsticks reached the edge of the plate at the same time, paused slightly, adjusted to the best posture, and before they started to fight, they saw the ball rise into the air and fell into Gu Weiting's bowl with a beautiful arc.
"It tastes good." Gu Weiting took a sip.
Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin glanced at each other, and buried their heads, and the ostrich generally pulled the rice in the bowl.
Gu Weiting looked at Bai Luoying and asked, "Is this what you did?"
"No." Beloin pointed to Gu Hai. "He did."
Gu Weiting glanced at Gu Hai's pair of rough-skinned veterans, and he couldn't imagine how those hands rubbed the balls.
It is worthy of his father and son to have a heart, Gu Hai immediately saw Gu Weiting's thoughts.
"The meatballs are ready-made, and I made the juice."
Gu Weiting nodded, complimenting slightly, "Yes."
Gu Hai yelled: I did so well in the army when I was a kid, and I did n’t see you praise me. Now I made a bowl of meatball soup. You look at it, you dare to see it, your son is cooking. What's up? !!
After eating, Gu Weiting shook in the room and looked around. When I saw the sofa towel crooked, I helped to straighten it. When I saw the socks littered, I threw it to the bathroom ... Bai Luoyin was very embarrassed. You said that he was a head of the army and he had a high weight in the army. The son cleaned the house.
"What is this?" Gu Weiting picked up a translucent tube.
Gu Hai's face changed, and she took a big step forward, robbing the lubricant.
Bai Luoyin looked embarrassed next to him, it was too thrilling. Fortunately, it was an English brand. Fortunately, Gu Hai grabbed it in time. Yesterday someone was crazy and had to play on the sofa. Bai Luoyin couldn't resist his bad taste, but he was accompanied. The result was so high that the "criminal evidence" forgot to put it in the cabinet.
Gu Weiting's questioning gaze swept at Gu Hai's hand.
"Nothing to see?"
Gu Hai smiled awkwardly, "Hemorrhoid cream."
Gu Weiting narrowed his eyes, and fixedly looked at Gu Hai's face.
"You don't believe me?" Gu Hai immediately unscrewed the bottle cap and put a little on his mouth. "Look, is it hemorrhoid cream?"
Gu Weiting, "..."
Recently, a rumor spread in the school.
The protagonist of the rumor is especially the comrade who has always been at the top of the popularity list. It is said that he has made a new girlfriend, and this girl is a college student at Beijing Film Academy. She also played XX TV series. About how to pursue her version in particular, more than twenty kinds have been circulating.
Yang Meng also pays attention occasionally, and some boring girls will come to him to inquire. He has become one of the spreaders of rumors. He likes the image of ugly especially when he is fine. When it comes to the end, he doesn't even know which sentence is true and which sentence is false ...
One day, Yang was particularly stopped at the school gate.
Yang Meng rolled up his sleeves, a posture that was particularly difficult, and when his hand was particularly stretched out, he wanted to get under his arm. The result was particularly pierced, his elbow strangled his neck, Yang Meng recognized it.
"Do me a favor." Especially said.
Yang Meng froze. "Don't you come to see me?"
In particular, hold back, "What account should I ask for you?"
"Nothing, nothing ..." Yang Meng grinned, not sure exactly.
The mentality was right, Yang Meng's dangling look came out again, and he patted his special shoulder and laughed: "Dude, I heard that you recently made a girlfriend?"
"New comrades?" Especially bitten the new words deliberately, "When did I do it before?"
"Just last month, who are you with ... the famous Du Xiaosao in our school, what exactly is it called? ... No matter what her name is, can you say that you are not with her?"
Laughing indifferently, "Gossip."
Yang Meng slashed severely, "You really take yourself as a star, and gossip, you can get it."
"Don't make a noise, and tell the truth."
In particular, he dragged Yang Meng under the flagpole and said to him solemnly, "I need you to do me a favor."
"What's busy?" Yang Meng asked.
Especially as a thief, he guiltyly glanced around and determined that no one was there before he let go of his courage and said, "I have a girl five years older than me chasing me. I don't like her. She has to fight hard."
"You wouldn't say the beauty of Beiying, right?"
Especially embarrassed, "Is it all passed to you?"
Nonsense, it's from me ...
Yang Meng closed the expression of guilty conscience, and looked at his face with contempt.
"Return Nima to me, isn't it? I deliberately cried in front of my bachelor and told me that I was entangled by a woman, and you have the ability to dump her!"
Especially angry, "I really want to dump her."
Yang Meng watched it secretly for a while, and found that he didn't seem to be talking nonsense. The fate is really strange. Sometimes a big beauty is in front of you. You just do n’t call, you have to wait for your emptiness, and then you will spring in front of a crooked melon.
"What are you doing here for me?" Yang Meng asked again. "What can I do for you?"
"Can help a lot."
When it comes to this, especially the spirit leader comes again.
Yang Meng faintly had an ominous premonition, "Wouldn't you want me to speak ruthlessly on your behalf and hurt someone's beauty, right? I tell you, I can't do this. She is a strong advocate of feminism, but women cannot be hurt! "
"No, you think too badly." Especially smiled insincerely.
As soon as Yang Meng heard this, he was relieved. It was not good. He was the least willing to do such hurtful things.
"The woman is going to invite me to dinner in two days. I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend and go with me to make her completely dead."
Yang Meng's breath almost swallowed back.
One of Jun Xiu's faces rose instantly purple, like a flamboyant pig waist, teeth clanging in his mouth, and the gas coming out of his nose had a smell.
"In particular, you !!! ..."
Especially patted Yang Meng's shoulder, "I believe you!"
Yang Meng growled, "Why don't you find a woman directly? Why do you want me to be a woman?"
Especially while exaggerating and scolding.
"Because I don't think there is a girl in our school that looks better than you."
Yang Meng nodded. "You are fierce enough."
Turn around and go.
Especially grabbed him, "Don't be angry, I didn't mean to insult you. I felt it. People are learning to perform. I really want to find a girl who I don't like to play with me. I can come out! I'm not the same as you. You are a man, and I can naturally get in touch with you. "
"Do you think it's easier for her to find out that the two of you are acting, or is it easier to find out that I'm a man?" Yang Meng grinds his teeth.
Especially dragged Yang Meng's collar and patiently told him, "If you block the throat, I guarantee she can't see that you are a man."
Yang Meng wants to cry without tears, Dad, I shame you again.