Vol 2 Chapter 47: Fake and shoddy products
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Are You Addicted?
- Chai Jidan
- 2008 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:58:29
"Okay, sit down." Zhou Lingyun raised his chin. "Don't always stand, I'm here to chat with you."
Beloin took a chair and sat at the door of the bathroom, in case an enthusiastic animal loved something irritating and ran out.
"Why are you sitting so far?" Zhou Lingyun wondered.
Beloin didn't know how to answer, so he made up a terrible excuse.
"I like to smell the toilet."
Zhou Lingyun, "... or should we go and talk inside?"
"Don't introduce!" Bai Luoyin quickly reached out, "Let me enjoy it alone!"
Zhou Lingyun sat opposite the white like a mountain, and her eyes were filled with content that the white heroine could not understand. After being silent for a while, Zhou Lingyun suddenly raised a corner of his mouth and said quietly, "I have caught Gu Hai."
"what?"
Beloin's inertia of thinking, expressed surprise at the moment, how can he be found so well covered?
As soon as Gu Hai heard this, he was about to open the door and go out. As soon as the doorknob was unscrewed, he heard a sentence from outside. Already.
Bai Luoyin Dasong breathed a sigh of relief, talking about Gu Yang for a long time.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Lingyun stared at the door behind Bai Luoyin.
Beloin answered with a smirk, "Wind."
Zhou Lingyun nodded and said nothing.
Beloin couldn't help but ask, "How did he get caught?"
"He came out of your dormitory today and was hijacked by me on the way back."
Gu Luo was too unlucky, right? After being beaten by Gu Hai, Zhou Lingyun was stopped on the way back, so I couldn't bear it anymore.
Seeing the expression of Bai Luoyin, Zhou Lingyun calmly said: "Relax, he is your brother, I will treat him kindly."
The words "kindly" Zhou Lingyun bit particularly heavily.
Beloin completely adopted a help-and-abusive attitude. "Head, you don't consider me. This is a matter between the two of you. I am not an outsider to intervene."
"But I heard you and your relationship are so good!" Zhou Lingyun is still testing.
Beloin immediately denied, "I have a very ordinary relationship with him. You think, we have no blood relationship. We only met at the age of seventeen, and I joined the army not long after I knew each other. I have no time to cultivate my relationship."
"I feel relieved when you say that!" Zhou Lingyun's generous expression toward others, "You also know that the harder I am to whom, the more I prove who I like. I'm afraid that when the scale becomes larger, I will let you See, I will answer in my heart. "
"Absolutely not!" Beroin was very generous. "You are free, I understand everything you do."
Zhou Lingyun smiled with satisfaction, "It doesn't seem to hurt you normally."
Gu Haici was so angry that he had to drag the door again, but Bai Luoyin closed it severely.
"What's going on?" Zhou Lingyun looked again at the door behind Bai Luoyin.
Beloine smiled awkwardly again, "Wind."
Zhou Lingyun accompanied with a smile, and smiled Bai Luoyin's hair was upright.
"Your wind is not small."
Bai Luoyin sweated from the back. "Often there is a bad wind blowing on everything."
"Are you doing more wicked?" Zhou Lingyun looked at Bai Luoyin with a smile.
Bai Luoyin quickly interrupted the topic, "Well, chief, why don't you come back to the office to look for Gu ... Gu Hai chat? What's the point of talking to me? Someone has brought you to the door, but you don't have to contact the relationship what?!"
"I can't bear it, keep it!"
Beloin dumbfounded. "Can this thing be kept?"
Zhou Lingyun looked at Bai Luoyin calmly. "He almost crippled me at the beginning. Can I get started with him so quickly? I must think of a way to completely cure him."
Beloin nodded in favour.
Zhou Lingyun inquired again, "Is this guy Gu Hai capable of pretending to be special? He is obviously less virtuous than anyone, and pretending to be like a dog!"
Beloin felt the strong pressure from behind again, and grasped the doorknob subconsciously.
"It's okay ... a little insidious." Bai Luoyin tried to take his words back.
When Zhou Lingyun talked about Gu Hai, not only his eyes were dazzling, but his voice was bright.
"Slightly? Isn't it a slight thing? If I look at him, he ’s a rotten radish, and it ’s bad from the root! If you let it develop freely, it will eventually rot in the ground. Make him a ginseng! "
Zhou Lingyun smiled intoxicatedly on her own side, and Bai Luoyin almost pulled the door handle down.
"Okay, it's not early, you can rest, I'll go back!" Zhou Lingyun stood up.
Bai Luoyin sighed with relief, "the chief walks slowly."
Zhou Lingyun passed by Bai Luoyin, and stopped suddenly, "I'll let go of it for you. It will take twenty minutes to go back."
Beroin's face turned green.
"What's wrong? Do you have cleanliness?" Zhou Lingyun asked.
Beroin shook his head mechanically.
"Let's just say, young man in our army, who has never lived in a collective dormitory or a public toilet? Aren't you happy to smell the toilet? Just so, let me give you something to let you smell it once enough!"
Beloin, "..."
Zhou Lingyun pushed away Bai Luoyin and walked in. Bai Luoyin was ready for the worst. Zhou Lingyun really wanted to fight Gu Hai in the bathroom. He co-operated with Gu Hai to deal with Lao Zhou, and then Gu Gubao went out first.
As a result, there was a harmonious sound of water inside.
Bai Luoyin was startled, and looked at the bathroom, and almost didn't laugh. Zhou Lingyun didn't turn on the lights at all, and ran directly to the toilet. After urinating, he flushed the water, raised his pants under Gu Hai's gaze, and walked out of the door safely.
Gu Hai has been standing in the dark corner behind the door, Zhou Lingyun has not seen him.
"It's done, I'm gone."
At the sound of a bang, Gu Haiyin opened the door with his face, and Bai Luoyin stood at the door of the bathroom.
"I'm sorry, you smelled that smell!"
After speaking, Bai Luoyin snorted.
Gu Hai grinds his teeth in resentment, "I haven't had such a mess ..."
Beloin is still running into Gu Hai desperately, "Gu Gu ginseng, let me see how bad your heart is."
"Look at my heart and see how bad my radish is!"
He said that he opened the nightgown, exposed the big bird, and tried to press down the head of Beloin.
"Don't make trouble!" Bai Luoyin struggled to stand upright and said cheerfully, "I found that my bathroom is an ominous place. It's better not to sneak in and do anything in it, just to be caught."
"Have you ever been caught?" Gu Hai asked.
Beloin nodded without thinking, "Yeah! In order to send you the kit, I was doing something in the bathroom by myself, and was caught by your brother."
People really couldn't drink. After drinking, all the things that should or shouldn't be said were all vultures going out.
Gu Hai sneered, "So you left the case on the ground, I didn't receive it, did you?"
Beloin nodded before realizing that he looked too honest.
Gu Dahuo's donkey exploded immediately, and returned to bed carrying the white wolf.
Then, bring the bag containing the clothes you brought up and pull out one by one.
Bai Luoyin looked at Gu Hai blankly, "What's all this?"
Saying badly: "You sent me the clothes I've washed and brought them to you."
Bai Luoyin thought for a long time and didn't want to understand, Gu Hai's anger had nothing to do with these clothes.
After turning it all the way, Gu Hai finally found the box, took it out and put it in the hands of Beroin, and said calmly, "Open it."
Beloin opened it and saw something weird. He felt texture.
"what is this?"
Gu Hai's mouth smiled, "Play yours."
Bai Luoyin seemed to catch a hot potato and immediately threw it to Gu Hai.
"You play for yourself!"
"I have one, this one is specially designed for you, so that the next time we quarrel, we will keep the room alone. Do you see this switch? A mouth will appear when you push up, you can stretch the baby Go in, there are two gears, which can be hand gears or tongue gears; push down ... "
"Wait!" Broloyne interrupted. "Why is there no chrysanthemum stall?"
"You don't need that!" Gu Hai was determined.
Beloine raised his eyebrows. "Do you have one?"
"I must have that one!"
Beloin blew his hair, "Why do you have it, mine not? It's just a tool to discriminate!"
"No, you listen to me." Gu Hai patiently persuaded, "Because this tool is a token of our love, all design is based on our personalities. Just say this tongue, it stimulates you The frequency and tricks are completely designed according to my mouth, so that you can enjoy the joy of being loved by me without going out. "
Bai Luoyin looked at Gu Hai with a cold look. "Is this also produced by your company?"
"Yes, the main designer is the you saw last time. He is very talented in this area." He continued, "You can push it down into your hole, frequency. The intensity can be adjusted. The highest file is based on my own standards. It cannot be higher, and it will crash if it is higher. "
The muscles on Beloin's face twitched. "Take it, don't."
Gu Hai looked at Beloxin with confidence, "You said no now, I'm afraid you won't want me after you play."
Bai Luoyin plunged into the bed, ignoring the lunatic lunatic.
Gu Hai opened the quilt and ordered, "Give me up and try the effect!"
"Try it yourself."
"I'll let you try! I'll let you play in front of me! You can all in front of my brother, why can't you play this in front of me?"
I've been here for a long time!
"Can it be the same? I was inadvertently seen by him."
Gu Hai relented. "Then you should have been caught by me this time."
Bai Luoyin is speechless. Gu Hai, how hard is your jealousy?
Gu Hai's face sank completely when she saw that Beroin hadn't moved yet. "If you let me do it yourself, you wouldn't have any good fruit to eat."
After all kinds of persuasion, Bai Luoyin finally agreed to Gu Hai to conduct a personal test. Under the hot eyes, Bai Luoyin unbuttoned his robe, took off his underwear, and before turning on the switch, the small factor was covered by a pair of big hands Already.
"Hey!" Bai Luoyin shook the thing in his hand. "I have it, you take your hand away."
Gu Haiyen retracted his hands. He was overly hungry recently and couldn't control it when he saw the delicious food.
Bai Luoyin first glanced at Gu Hai, and with his encouraging gaze, pushed the light up and stuffed the small factors into the normal gear, which secreted a moist liquid, and then began to shake.
Bai Luo held his teeth for a while, but finally made a charming gasp.
"How's it going?"
Bai Luoyin groaned unconsciously, "Well ... comfortable ..."
"Would you like to try the back?" Gu Hai induces harshly.
Bai Luoyin exuded fine sweat on his forehead, and his cheeks showed wild charm.
Gu Hai completely ignored the protest of Beroin and reached out to remove the tool, only to find that there was a password on it. Gu Hai pondered for a moment and tried to enter a password. Not only did he not take it down, the vibration frequency suddenly became stronger.
"Hmm ..." Bai Luoyin murmured. "No, my legs are numb."
Don't say your legs are numb, I have numb hands.
Gu Hai quickly entered another password, but the result was wrong again, and the frequency was a degree faster, and the middle mouth became narrower and narrower, squeezing a small factor.
It's painful to be cool to the extreme, Bai Luoyin exclaimed, "Hold it down and pinch me."
Gu Hai kept typing the wrong password, and that thing kept shrinking and shrinking, and could n’t pull it off, nor could it be adjusted. In the end, Bai Luoyin was almost in pain and he was about to cry. The back of the neck, the heart that strangled him.
"Your uncle! Gu Hai ... your company produces this counterfeit and shoddy product ... it hurts ..."