Vol 4 Chapter 8: Stinky tofu

Yang Meng opened the refrigerator, with colorful fruits and crispy vegetables on it, and ice cubes in the freezer below. He turned his head and asked, "What will you eat tonight?"
Especially if you don't want to say, "fruit salad and boiled vegetables."
Yang Meng asked again, "What about the staple food?"
"This is the staple food."
Yang Meng licked her chapped thin lips and swallowed the bitter foam.
"A bit too vegetarian?"
In particular, I stood up, took a few fruits and walked to the kitchen, and said, "I have eaten this every day, and I have been eating it for almost three years. I ca n’t help it. I have a fat body, and I grow a little bit lighter. If I'm fat, I won't be photographed, which will directly affect my work. If you ca n’t eat enough and there are compressed biscuits in the kitchen drawer, I will use it to help me when I am hungry. "
Yang Meng couldn't help but sigh, "What's the use of saying you make so much money? You can't eat a full meal."
"Don't underestimate these fruits, and the price is not low. The one you just held, the royal tribute, is naturally pollution-free, and the nutrients are many times higher than ordinary fruits."
"It's a tribute to the Queen Mother. I don't eat it. I would rather eat the roast chicken sold on the road stall."
Said to go out.
"Why are you going?" Asked in particular.
While changing his shoes, Yang Meng said, "Go buy something else. I can't eat enough of this."
Unexpectedly, the door was locked with the remote control. "No, you have to eat with me. You have to eat whatever I eat. You can't open a small stove."
"Hey!" Yang Meng was annoyed. "Why? I'm not afraid of being fat."
"You are my personal bodyguard and assistant, and your image is also part of my image." Especially said.
Yang Mengzhenzhen has a saying, "Since it's your bodyguard, I have to eat even stronger. Besides, I'm not easy to gain weight, I ca n’t eat anything when I eat, and sometimes I ’m worried, why do n’t I eat fat?"
"Yes, you have to give it to me!" Especially with a stern face. "You want to go out today, share an ecological dinner with me!"
Yang Meng tugged the door several times without opening it, and finally went to another house with anger.
"Is Zhang Shengji Roasted Duck Square? I want a takeaway! A roasted duck, which is fat, yes, yes ... wait, that sweet noodle sauce for me is replaced by stinky tofu, more onions!"
Especially when I entered the living room with two plates of fruit, I heard the doorbell ring as soon as I lowered it, and opened the door with confusion, and smelled a fatal scent as soon as I opened it.
"Your takeaway."
Especially holding his breath, "I didn't order a takeaway."
"I ordered it."
A swollen little winter head protruded out of the room next to him, with a wicked smile on his face.
Especially the face became overcast for a moment.
Five minutes later, especially while eating sweet and sour high-nutrition organic fruit meals, he slanted the second goods with his resentful eyes sideways. The second goods rolled the crispy and juicy roasted duck slices into the pancakes, and then served with onion segments and cucumber shreds. A bite would surely reveal an intoxicated expression, and then turned their eyes especially.
"Will you order something?"
Especially pretending not to hear.
Yang Meng rolled another one and handed it to his mouth.
"Really don't try it?"
Especially put your head to the other side, "Go!"
"Actually, do you really want to eat it?" Yang Meng moved his mouth to the side of his face this time, deliberately chewing it out loud, pouting his mouth while praising, trying to breathe the wonderful taste into the special breath.
I turned my face to the side, because the two were too close, especially under the eyelids, Yang Meng's thin, shiny lips. At this moment, the mouth was about to open and bite at the freshly rolled pizza.
In particular, I found the right time and stuck my mouth to Yang Meng's mouth. Yang Meng hadn't responded yet, and the roast duck went into the special mouth. When surprised, I suddenly realized that my first kiss was gone, and it was still smelly. No tofu and shallots.
Sure enough, especially without chewing, I rushed to the bathroom.
Yang Meng stunned for a while, deliberately avoiding the sensitive topic of first kiss, and laughed recklessly, "I can't help knowing you, but want to sneak attack? Is it enough to be smoked?"
In particular, he walked out of the bathroom with a tangled face, and touched it, the folds between his eyebrows suddenly stretched out.
"Don't say it, it's pretty fragrant after the taste."
The smile on Yang Meng's face froze, and immediately guarded the remaining half of the roasted duck fillets, which was a pity.
"Your face is shameless, who said no to just now?"
"Grass, eat it by yourself and take it out."
"Just eat it, be careful to grow fat."
"Nima! Leave me some!"
"Two left, one left, ah ..."
"Gone."
After dinner, I held Yang Meng with a satisfied look and said emotionally, "Mengzi, thank you. It's been so long since I ate, and I dared to eat it when I was with you. I heard people say, If one dares to put a fart in front of another, then the two will either be husband and wife or friends of a lifetime. "
"You should add one. If the two eat stinky tofu and green onions, they dare to talk to each other."
especially,"……"
"You stay away from me !!!!!!"
At night, especially wearing fitted pajamas, he stood in front of Yang Meng in an aggressive manner.
"Let's sleep together!"
"Thank you!" Yang Meng was very polite. "I don't want to have nightmares at night, I dream of having an incontinence."
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[Seeing the rewards from my parents, I am really touched! I thought no one would ask for it after the end. I did n’t expect to remember that this big red bag was accepted. It will be better in the past few days. PS: Tomorrow will have a factor running dragon set, we also look at the opportunity to spy on the married life of the young couple. 】