Chapter 1: Nine World Good People

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The narrow and long Naihe Bridge spans the Wangchuan River and leads to the depths of the cloudless trail. The dust-free ghosts whimpered and drank a bowl of Meng Po soup, embarking on an unpredictable afterlife.
Deep in the clouds, there is a kind of invisible suction. Once the ghost stepped on the bridge, there is no possibility of looking back. It can only flutter forward, just like a moth that threw fire.
Just then, there was a very arrogant voice called: "I complain! I must complain!"
Along with the voice, a very handsome young man came across from the opposite side of Neihe Bridge. His hair was waxed and he looked neat and shiny. He was wearing a white suit with many sequins on it. Singer on stage.
"Slap!" A bowl of richly flavored Meng Po soup fell to the ground, and the wrinkles on Meng Po's face became deeper. She muttered sigh: "Ninth time, the ninth time, this scourge Is back ".
The singer-like ghost was followed by a pair of bull-headed horse-faces. The bull-head's eyes widened to the limit of the bull's-eyes. The horse-faced face was longer than the donkey's face, just because they had decided that they refused to come and go. Too.
His nine deaths and eight reincarnation legends began when he fell on the cable car to Nancang Mountain. Because he held a three-year-old girl and accumulated Yinde before falling down, his yang life increased. For three years. But the unlucky pair of horses and horses hurried back to participate in the wedding feast of the old man of the city God, and he did not wait until he fell down the mountain stream to hook his soul.
When they woke up from the drunkenness and found that they had detained the wrong person, Zheng Shaopeng's body in the sun had been cremated. In order to evade their responsibilities, they had to buy Judge Cui to send him back to the sun, and let him borrow the dead body to return to the sun. Three years Yangshou exhausted.
Who would have expected that he would return to death eight times in a year, no more than two months. Judge Cui is quite good to him. The first generation sent him to a Wenzhou rich man who had just been drowned. The rich man started four apparel companies with a family capital of 300 million yuan. At the age of 68 this year, his wife was only 28 years old. The three flowery lovers are younger and the youngest is only 18 years old. Is it worthy of him?
The problem is that this rich man was drowned not in the river or in the sea, but in the bathtub. He was drowned alive by his charming wife while bathing.
Seeing floating in the air waiting for his possession, Zheng Shaopeng was horrified, so he couldn't really enjoy this kind of blessing after he was weeping into the body of the billionaire who had just drowned.
In two weeks, he learned the operation and situation of the entire company, and then transferred one-third of the property to the rich man ’s wife and two abandoned sons, and the rest tried their best to donate Go out.
A month later, I clearly saw that he was dead but came back to life, and looked at her all day with a weird look, directly frightened her beautiful wife, and stabbed him constantly with a fruit knife Poke, when the bull-headed horse face rushed to hear the news, I also felt that the corpse with hundreds of holes and then let him attach it to the resurrection was a bit sick, so I had to take him back to the prefecture.
Of course Zheng Shaopeng would n’t say that he believed that the hard place on the old guy was already soft, but the soft place was all hard, so he deliberately sought death, so the master of the judge strangled his brain and sent him to a just died Of the deputy mayor.
The deputy mayor was only 48 years old and considered to be very young. He lived in a higher ward and was filled with tubes, and the scene of chaos at the time of hospitalization has changed since the attending doctor told the organization to prepare a memorial service for him. It's a big deal.
Zheng Shaopeng didn't think of being such a big official. He really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't bear to have a woman as old as his mother.
Therefore, he refused to go home all day because he was sick in the hospital. When he discovered that the vice mayor was actually a member of a group of corrupt elements, he was greatly relieved.
He collected a bunch of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, so when the organization severely investigated the case, he was honorably and proactively killed by his former associates.
No one is perfect, Zheng Shaopeng can only sigh, why is there no handsome young man in the world who is young and handsome, handsome and handsome, windy and suave, and Yushu Linfeng?
Uh, it ’s not that there is no reason, but the young people who meet these conditions have a better body and eat more fragrant food.
For the eighth time, he was able to possess himself on a handsome, handsome Hong Kong and Taiwanese red singer. It was his wish that he should have stayed well enough for these two years.
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he came back to die again, not to mention the poor Judge Cui, even the bull-headed horse face was going crazy.
Zheng Shaopeng was greatly relieved. When he was happily attached to the famous singer who had just passed away due to illness, he was horrified to find that the handsome young man who had made countless girls crazy was actually a homosexual, and was The one that plays zero.
The two burly boys who danced with him often harassed him, and when he refused to approach, his sullen eyes burst into his scalp. This kind of broken flower and a willow body I am a dazzling seven-foot man, hungry Small things die, big things go wrong!
Zheng Shaopeng thought angrily, so when the company arranged for him to attend the disaster relief charity concert in the mainland, the celebrity 'healing at first' fell 'accidentally' from the stage, and the back of the head knocked on a popcorn-sized stone, so one Wisp of fragrant soul rushed straight to the house.

In the Nether Hall quietly, a half-height document was piled on the black and heavy Eight Immortals table, but Cui Judge was not seen. Ngau Tau horse looked around in surprise, and walked towards the Eight Immortals table.
On the antique Eight Immortals table, a monitor similar to a human computer was placed, and half of the body was exposed under the table, as if someone was drilling under the table.
The Minotaur came forward and cried carefully: "Master Judge, what are you doing lying under the table?"
Judge Cui crawled out from under the table. He was wearing a red ancient official gown, two peach-leaf-like yarn wings on a black gauze hat, a bit like Qipinzhi County on the stage, with a small eyebrow, small eyes, and a rumpled face It looks like a steamed bun. It looks funny.
The old man saw them, and sighed sadly: "Ah! It's not this 'disgusting to death-chapped' system". Since I used it, the efficiency of the local government has improved, but it took a few months. I have to reinstall it once, and now I can master every installation step with my eyes closed.
What's worse is that the system is really dead, fake, and automatically restarted, and the problem is constantly. I heard that there is a lot of ghosts in the reincarnation hall Zhang Hong, and there are many ghosts that use system vulnerabilities to go through time and space to go to ancient times to be stallions. Walking high, they didn't do anything bad in their previous lives. How could they rush to take turns into the beast lane? How hard it is to be a stallion. I can't figure it out. I really can't figure it out. "
The bull-head ghost grinned and wanted to laugh and hold back: "Forget it, the old man is old, and I don't know why the stallion is excusable, but it's not good to tell him this." What's wrong with the system, do you want the little to fix it for you? "
Judge Cui shook his head and said: "This time, the problem is not serious, that is, the hard drive light flashes for half an hour after booting before allowing the master to operate, waiting for the master to fall asleep."
Ma Mian muttered: "We listened to the domestic operating system and it was pretty good. Why did we ask a foreign city to design it? I heard that His Majesty Yan Jun and His Majesty Yan Jun Lucifer in the West are negotiating and asked them to send the original designer Bi Ergai. W upgrade the operating system as soon as possible. "
Judge Cui shook his head and said, "No way, I heard that the city went to the world for a vacation. There is no his name on the life and death book. No one can find him without the holiday. Now I have to stand up like this, yes, you are not Have you applied for vacation, what are you doing here? ".
Niutougan laughed two times: "Master, that guy who doesn't want to live is back again. After three years of Yangshou, he has only returned after a year, and he has come back nine times. You have to think of a way to go. After meeting Yan Luo, if Yan Jun knew, it would be miserable. "
After hearing the twitching of his face, Judge Cui hurriedly huddled in front of the computer, and then stared at the screen silently with wide eyes, the horse's face could not help getting nervous, and quickly put his donkey face over : "What's wrong, what's the situation?"
Cui Juguan said: "No situation, my computer should be reinstalled, the system is too much garbage, but this is a dead processor, running super slow!".
The bull head listened and touched the horn, but did not speak.
After waiting for a while, the face of Judge Cui suddenly changed and became pale. If he were still wearing that red mantle, the bull's face must think he was a ghost prisoner who had escaped from the prison. Send him back.
Niutou didn't know how to move: "What's wrong, sir, is the system so much garbage that it can't run to death?"
Judge Cui shivered and pointed at the screen miserably: "It's over, it's over, it's really over, this is awkward, alas! I knew it would be better to report to Yan Jun directly, saying that you have violated the rules and made mistakes. In order to help you plug this leak again and again, this is a terrible one! "
The horse's face snorted and said: "Is there anything terrible, isn't it just to run back eight times a year? The big deal is to run back sixteen times in the remaining two years. I'm out and see who can count on it. Who."
Inquisitor Cui said with a sad face: "Neither, nor look, plus the time you were wrong, he has died nine times in a row, every time he was killed for doing good deeds, so" With a tone of breath, he gritted his teeth and said: "He is now a kind man of the ninth century."
"Nine Gentlemen? What does that mean?", Niu Tau asked in a puzzled manner. The words of Master Judgment were too esoteric, and it was really a bit confusing.
Judge Cui shuddered and said, "If he is now sent to Yang and died of good deeds, then he will be a good man of the tenth world, and he will be born and reincarnated."
Niutou said in a puzzled way: "Ten good people? Jumping from birth to death? What do you mean?"
Judge Cui shot his thigh and said, "That means he became a Buddha."
Ngau Tau Mian opened his mouth all at once and couldn't believe it: "Isn't it? How easy is it to be a Buddha?"
Judge Cui smiled bitterly: "Sometimes becoming a Buddha is also a matter of chance. The Guanyin Bodhisattva is just because the Buddha preached and preached and passed the disciples on the day of becoming a Buddha. The world is in great trouble. The Bodhisattva said: 'All beings are not exhausted, swear Not becoming a Buddha! ', The result missed the chance, although she was still supernaturally superior to the Buddhas, she could not be called a Buddha. "
Man Cang'er listened and said, "The Bodhisattva is kind-hearted. No wonder people in the world call it compassion and compassion. The Bodhisattva King said," Hell is not empty, I swear not to become a Buddha! "Like the Guanyin Bodhisattva, although I have not become a Buddha, in my heart, It is a true Buddha. "
Judge Cui sighed: "Great compassion and great compassion can't save you and me today. It's just because the world's winds are falling, people's hearts are not old, and the Buddha is upright. Three hundred years ago, I made a vow in Lingshan. If he does good, he will become a Buddha. If he is allowed to do good and die for the last time, then he will become a Buddha, and the Buddha will be able to see through the mysteries.
After listening to the bull, he couldn't help but stunned and said: "How is this good? This rogue guy, we can't bear to let him fall awkwardly, and he kindly collected his soul in advance, where do I know that the life and death book suddenly changed again? What? How is this good? "
Suddenly, Ngau Tau rolled his eyes suspiciously: "No, sir, when he was asked to borrow his body to return to the sun, in order to pay off his three years of Yangshou, we bought Meng Po and did not let him drink soup. How many times has it been counted as one life, how did it become IX? "
Judge Cui sighed: "System loopholes."
Ngau Tau Mian stayed awake for a while before saying sadly: "I hate Bilgewa!"
Judge Cui twirled around in the hall, and after a while, his brows were suddenly frowned, and the thief looked around. He beckoned the ox-headed horse's face to the front, twisting the mouse and yin-yin, and said with a smile: "Cough cough, since the reincarnation of the temple The computer loopholes in the magistrate can allow ghosts to travel through time and space. I actually came up with a way. If I could find a way to arrange for him to borrow the dead in the ancient times, hey, hey. "
Niu Tou blinked and said strangely: "So what? In case that builds a bridge and makes a way, and accidentally knocks on a small stone and dies again, is it not yet full of the tenth good man's covenant? "
"Hey," Judge Cui tried hard to give out a sinister smile: "The Buddha's wish to become a good man of the tenth generation was to be a Buddha three hundred years ago. If someone was born into it three hundred years ago, even if he died 100 times, It will not be included in the condition of the tenth Buddha, ha ha ha "
Ngau Tau Ma listened and smirked, "It's great, adults are worthy of being mature, and er, they are very important."