Chapter 214: Who is the spokesperson for the noodles?
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Beast Studio
- Liao Bushi
- 1259 characters
- 2021-03-02 09:20:15
The red panda's sleep quality is very high.
Without fat harassment, in a blink of an eye Kung Fu buried his head between his limbs and fell asleep.
Liu Wei saw that he slept soundly and did not want to disturb it.
This guy does not do anything typical, selling cute first.
He sleeps for most of the day, and he loses energy after playing for a while, and his eyesight, smell, and hearing are not good, and he likes to go out at night to find something to eat.
Thanks to its relatively wide food chain and no competitive pressure, it is estimated that it is difficult to grab food in the wild and other carnivorous animals.
Liu Wei feels that animals like red pandas are born in zoos. They eat well in zoos and are very cute and happy. They play silly all day long.
Looking at how he was sleeping, Liu Wei smiled, and the more he looked, the more cute he was.
Raising his head to face the audience in the live broadcast room, Liu Wei suddenly recalled a puffed food that was often eaten when he was a child, the little raccoon dry noodles. He asked: "Brothers, have you ever eaten the little raccoon dry noodles?"
"Must have eaten it!"
"It happened many years ago. I like chicken the most."
"It used to be possible to collect cards before. The instant noodles were all eaten by girls at the same table. I collected a lot of cards!"
"Exposed upstairs! When I was a kid, I teased female classmates!"
"Hahaha, at that time, I didn't know anything. It was normal to share snacks with anyone who was having fun!"
"Awei, what do you suddenly ask about this?"
Liu Wei adjusted the camera and faced the sleeping panda and asked, "Is it like it?"
The audience took a closer look.
It's really similar.
But they couldn't figure it out, didn't they ask the little raccoon to make noodles? The picture above should be printed with the little raccoon, and Liu Wei is holding the little panda.
Is it the same species?
Liu Wei looked at the barrage questions and explained: "Little raccoons and red pandas are two animals of different families and different genera.
The reason why you think the pattern on the surface is like a red panda is because the manufacturer deliberately changed the original color of the raccoon in order to make the pattern more beautiful.
The pattern on the crisp surface is orange, which is more similar to the reddish brown on the back of the red panda, and the body of the small raccoon is mainly gray, black and white, and there is a clear difference in color between the two.
Netizens later teased that this simple noodle should be called ‘I don’t know if it’s a red panda or a raccoon’ instant noodle!
"Hahaha, all netizens are talents!"
"I think producers should be illiterate!"
"What about it? Anyway, it's delicious!"
"I'll go online and see if there are any? I'll try a few bags and taste it!"
Liu Wei said with a smile: "Since we are talking here, let me analyze the difference between the little raccoon and the little panda.
The first is the color of the hair, I won’t talk much about it, everyone should already know it.
The second is their face. The face of the little raccoon is not as round as the red panda, and its jaw is particularly sharp, giving people an intuitive feeling that it is not so cute, but the panda's chin is slightly wider, and an arc is drawn that is just rounded. The faces are linked together, so they look cute.
Then, their claws are also different. Should the audience have seen the little raccoon in the live broadcast?
"I've seen that little raccoons like to play with water!"
Liu Wei said with a smile: "The little raccoon is a clean animal. It sees everything and puts it in water to wash it, so its paws are thin and flexible, but the red panda is different. It likes to climb trees and paws. It needs to be very strong to support it, so its limbs are thick and short and its claws are sharp and hook-shaped."
Liu Wei gently picked up the red panda's forefoot, rubbed his fur, and exposed his paws, "Look, its paws can be retracted freely.
In the end, the tail gap is also very large. The red panda has a long tail and vigorous hair, and the raccoon is just the opposite.
In my opinion, if the red panda is used as the spokesperson for the simple noodles, I think it is more appropriate. There is no other reason, just because it is cute enough!"
"It's okay, and there are red panda cigarettes. The smoke is more valuable than the face value! So the red panda did not lose!"
"Laughing and crying, God cigarettes!"
"Brother upstairs, this view is fine!"
Liu Wei looked at the barrage and smiled, "Just now we talked that the little raccoon loves cleanliness. In fact, the little panda is also a clean animal. It will defecate at a fixed point to prevent feces from polluting its active environment, and it defecates. What comes out is green!"
"Wow~, I vomited!"
"Awei, what do you want to prove?"
"Awei, I didn't expect you to be interested in shit!"
"Awei, the color is green, how does it taste?"
"Hahaha, you gangs of lifelike Gil, they talked about these things one by one as excited as the chicken blood, and the barrage was damaged by you!"
Liu Wei shook his head, "I swear I don't have any idea about animal poop."
"Wang Wang~" Chubby suddenly called twice.
Liu Wei squinted at Chubby.
"Hahaha, Chubby has ideas!"
"The old saying is good, dogs can't change to eat shit!"
Liu Wei shot the camera at Chubby, "You are excited about the wool, or will you give them popular science?"
"Wang ah~" Fatty groaned grievously.
It did not know that a sudden sentence just happened to hit the stool.
However, the program worked well, and the audience in the amused live room laughed wildly.
Liu Wei looked at the fat grievances and couldn't help laughing, "Okay, brothers, we don't laugh at fat, it doesn't know what happened, and it doesn't dare to ask, ha Haha.
Then I talked about the red panda. The behaviors of the red panda and the cat are a little similar. After eating, they usually wipe their mouths and hands with their tongues to ensure that they are clean.
Sometimes I'm thinking about this issue. You said that living in the wild and living in the wind and eating, there are some good things about it. Later, I found that the more beautiful and cute animals I think, the more important.
When I was in school, I made a point about animal psychology. I used the psychological characteristics of human narcissism and narcissism to animals. Among them, the red panda is a case that supports my point of view. My four words, guess what? "
"Great idea!"
"major discovery!"
"There is reason and evidence!"
"..."
Liu Wei shook his head and smiled: "My tutor is not as gentle as you. The four words he gave me are: shit!"
"Hahahaha, I burst into tears!"
"Help me, I can laugh!"
"Awei, I didn't expect you to have that day!"
"I'm curious what is your teacher's name?"
"Awei, I feel that your teacher is probably watching you live!"
Liu Wei smiled and said to the live broadcast room: "Mr. Luo, I mentioned casually, if you are watching the live broadcast, don't mind, I am afraid that the knowledge reserve was limited at that time, please understand."
"Finished, exposed!"
"Awei, are you stupid?"
"Who is Teacher Luo? Are there any students of Awei watching the live broadcast? Quick science popularization!"
"It's impossible to wash into the Yellow River now!"
"Anchor Fool!"