Chapter 302: Ravaged dumplings

"I'm not dead, you think I will believe your nonsense, tell me, I have seen many liars, I have met Qin Shihuang several times, your routine is not new. 　" Looking at Zhou Kai, the man said with a face Disdain.
　　 The woman also reacted and hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, don't you think we are not good? Where are we dead? Don't scare us."
　　 Zhou Kai grinned: "If you don't see the coffin, you won't cry, okay, you believe it or not, I don't bother to explain, now, I will control the field, you listen to my arrangements."
　　 "Why should I listen to you?" The man retorted.
　　 Zhou Kai picked up the magic sword and asked with a smile, "What do you mean?"
　　Man: "..."
　　 "What about you, are you okay?" Zhou Kai looked at the woman.
　　 The woman shook her head quickly, and then subconsciously moved closer to the man.
Seeing this scene, Zhou Kai smiled and continued: "Now let's play a game and pick each other's faults. According to the rules of the game, if you pick out a fault, you can slap the opponent, and the opponent picks the fault again and picks out a counterattack. Remember a fault and slap, and so on, no limits. Let's get started."
　　 Zhou Kai spoke quietly, then looked at the two of them, smiling.
　　 The men and women were a little dumbfounded, and the man said timidly: "Can you not fight?"
　　 Zhou Kai said: "Out of the game rules, who can't find the fault, I cut it, don't you believe that you are dead? Then I will cut you a few times, and then you will die."
　　 Men and women are dumbfounded, this is a pervert, this is to kill them.
　　 "Let's get started, madam first, ten seconds to consider, cut a knife when it is out of date." Zhou Kai raised the magic knife and smiled evilly.
　　 The woman shivered, looked at the man, hesitated, and said, "He has a lot of problems, and the most unbearable thing is not taking a bath."
　　 "Shit, didn't you marry me because you loved me? How do you dislike it now?" The man retorted subconsciously.
　　 "That's because you used to be young, but now you are so old, your body is so stinky, do you use your house as a pigsty?"
　　 "Hey, it's a pigsty now? You don't look at you either. You have body odor. I want to keep a little bit of smell and mix it up. I can't stand you anymore. I am ashamed to say that I don't take a shower. What about my face?"
　　 "You bastard, do you think I have body odor now? When I said I was going to have an operation, it was you who disliked spending money and didn't let me do it. What right do you have to say about me now?"
　　 "Then you should go. In this house, when will I have the right to speak, don't I listen to you? You can decide everything, whatever I say and do?"
　　 "Jiang Fan, are you talking about human words? In these years, I have not asked you anything except for the small and big things at home, and I haven't sought your opinion. Do you still have a conscience when you say this now?" The woman was anxious.
The man sneered: "In recent years, there have been several major events at home. Just buy an electric car. Ask me if I want it. I said yes. It's all right. As a result, I was asked to ride a little pink electric donkey every day. You considered me. ?"
　　 "Then there is..."
　　 One head opened, the men and women instantly fell into obsession, crazy each other, even Zhou Kai didn't care about it, you fell into a continuous quarrel.
　　 These two are also gods. I remember things from decades ago clearly, and they are linked together. Every quarrel can be countered and lead to another thing.
　　According to this rhythm, it is noisy for ten days and ten nights without repetition.
　　 Zhou Kai laughed when watching the quarrel between men and women.
　　Everything has a reason, and there are other thoughts that are not said behind it.
　　 These two people obviously love each other, but the quarrel abruptly turned them around, causing them to quarrel endlessly. As a result, the more the quarrel, the bigger the relationship, and the deeper the relationship.
　　 This is a strange circle.
　　 Break the vicious circle, they can see their true self, otherwise they will sink.
　　 Seeing that the quarrel became louder and louder, the content of the quarrel became more and more. Zhou Kai waved.
　　 With a buzzing sound, the magic knife fell and the house trembled.
　　 The men and women left the quarrel mode and looked at Zhou Kai blankly.
　　 "I remember saying, pick the fault game, pick the one who wants to slap in the face, you just noisy and don't fight, don't you put me in your eyes?" Zhou Kai said quietly, his eyes became fierce and terrifying.
　　 The man and woman were taken aback, and then looked at each other, but no one did it.
　　 Zhou Kai smiled: "Very well, if you don't fight, then I will do it."
　　 As he said, Zhou Kai swung the knife directly and slashed at the woman's head.
　　 The woman curled up in horror, closing her eyes tightly.
　　 But after waiting for a while, there was no pain.
　　 looked up, the woman was stunned.
　　 The man blocked in front of it and was almost slashed.
　　 "Old ginger, you..." The woman's tone trembled.
　　 The man stared at Zhou Kai and said with an ugly expression: "Lao Tzu's women can only be beaten by Lao Tzu, and others are not allowed to move."
　　 Zhou Kai smiled and said, "I like a man with a kind, then I really cut it." As he said, Zhou Kai waved the magic knife and slashed down.
　　 "No." The woman suddenly reversed, blocking the man behind her, tears streaming down her face: "I am a man of my old mother, my old woman must not be bullied by others."
　　 "Sheng Sheng." The man's face was excited and his eyes were a little red.
"Sorry, it's my waywardness these years. Actually, I wanted to reconcile with you a long time ago and let you be the master of the house. It's just that the quarrels made me lose my mind and become extreme. I'm sorry for the old ginger. It's my fault." Woman crying and apologizing.
　　 The man’s eyes burst into tears:
It’s not your fault, I’m also wrong, I’m too stubborn, I will definitely change it in the future and not quarrel with you.

　　 "Old ginger."
　　 "shengsheng."
　　 In a few words, the atmosphere instantly changed.
　　 At this time, the light group flew out from Zhou Kaihuai, flying around the men and women.
　　 The men and women looked at the light group, their complexion became calm, and then they smiled together, held hands, looked at Zhou Kai, bowed and thanked, and then faded away. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com
　　 The light group flew into Zhou Kai's hands and jumped, looking very happy.
　　 Zhou Kai smiled and said, "Little guy, are you a man or a woman? Are you a human or something else?"
　　 The light group just jumped without words.
　　 Zhou Kai continued: "Moreover, this way of your existence is a bit wrong. You are forcing Lao Tzu to find those alien troubles. It feels like this is your rhythm."
　　 The light group still bounced around, exuding happy emotions.
　　 Zhou Kai smiled, grabbed the light ball and kneaded it until the light ball exuded dissatisfaction, broke free from Zhou Kai's hand, and got into the clothes.
　　 Zhou Kai then looked out the window.
　　 It was late now, the lights were bright outside, and the voices were faintly boiling, it seemed that it was not the usual lively.
　　 Zhou Kai walked to the window and saw the street not far away, with people coming and going and traffic.
　　 As far as his eyes can be, there is peace, without the slightest abnormality.
　　 Light group protruded a little from the neckline, seeming to be peeping, then light group rubbed Zhou Kai's neck, seeming to be asking what to do?
　　 Zhou Kai smiled and said: "It's really a weird ability, and there are real living people here, so I really can't start, or else, you go down and explore the way? Feel the way?"
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