Chapter 72: Oolong

When Wu Lao passed the forbidden technique to Chen Yu, Qian Dingwan asked him not to use it casually. According to the lazy degree of Chen Yu's previous practice, Wu Lao even felt that this girl had no chance to use this forbidden technique in her lifetime. But he didn't want to leave Ogimura for so long, but he was so bold that he used the forbidden technique without permission.
It is a dangerous thing to rob people with the king, even he dare not use it casually. In the internet cafe, when he sensed that the forbidden technique was activated, he was anxious to use the dry cigarette to blow the head of the uneasy granddaughter.
Two hours later, Wu Lao arrived at the airport from the Internet cafe. He thought that the forbidden surgery should be over, so he took out his mobile phone and called Chen Yu.
As a result, one, two, three ... the end of the phone is always busy.
"Dead girl, won't it really happen." Wu Lao frowned rare.
Ghost missions cannot arbitrarily take away the souls of strangers, but when encountering special circumstances that interfere with the normal processes of the local government, ghost missions can first take this person's living souls to the local government.
That is to say, if Chen Yu is hooked by ghosts, then the body in this world will fall into a coma within 24 hours, but after 24 hours, the result of the local government will come down. If the crime is more serious, the anger in the soul will be angry If stripped, then people will die.
Wu Lao estimated the time. It took about two hours to fly from the airport where he was to the Royal Capital, and it took about two hours to get here from the Internet cafe. There are still twenty hours left. He plans to go to the Emperor Capital first to take a look at Chen Yu. It ’s okay to be good. If the soul is taken away, he can only run to the palace, although he really does n’t want to die in his life Go to the prefecture again.
"Dear traveler friends, flight MU2066 to the Imperial Capital has been delayed due to the weather, please be patient." The airport broadcast suddenly sounded the prompt of aircraft delay.
"Flying late?"
"I knew that the flight would be delayed. Who made the weather bad today."
"When will it fly?"
"Wait for the thunderstorm to pass, the ghost knows when the thunderstorm will pass."
Listening to the voices of the passengers next to him, Wu Lao got up and walked to the glass window of the waiting room. He looked up at the thick clouds and estimated how long the thunderstorm would last. go with.
Although Wu Lao is a ghost expelling teacher, he is not good at feng shui and calculating hexagrams, but the general astronomical phenomena will still look at some. When just observing the sky clouds, Wu Lao estimated that thunderstorms would take about 12 hours to pass. Even if the plane took off after 12 hours, when he found Chen Yu, he would not have time to bring people back.
Old Wu went to the bathroom and found the closest compartment, entered, and locked it.
Since Chen Yu could not be reached, he had to go to the prefecture to check the situation first. If Chen Yu's soul is not in the prefecture, then it does not matter if the time to go to the imperial capital is later. If Chen Yu's soul is in the prefecture, it is better to go early than later.
To make up his mind, Wu Lao put the toilet lid down, simply sat up, closed his eyes, and meditated on the formula. At the moment when the soul was away from the body, Wu Lao's upright body, which was originally sitting, suddenly leaned weakly and leaned against the bathroom partition, and the whole person looked lifeless.
Wu Lao didn't dare to delay much, and he quickly walked in after opening the ghost door with spiritual force. Although the soul will not affect the body for a while, but now he is not at home, but at the airport. If the delay is long, and his body is discovered by ordinary people, he will definitely be mistaken for a corpse, and he will not know if they will call the police or be sent to the hospital first.
From the present world into the prefecture, every place where ghosts arrive first is the Forget River. Above the Forget River is the famous Neihe Bridge. Only after crossing Neihe Bridge and drinking Mengpo Tang will be eligible for reincarnation.
But at this time, the local government is not like the legend in this world. The lone soul and wild ghosts are everywhere. The construction of the local government is more than the prosperity of the world. The lone soul wild ghosts live in the lake-view apartment on the bank of Forget River. When shopping, if you are lucky, you can meet your ancestors seven or eight generations, and talk about the legend of the family.
"How come the house looks more than before." Wu Lao came to the prefecture thirty years ago. At that time, there were not so many apartments and shopping malls on the edge of the river.
"Did you buy the latest civil service reference book?"
"I bought it, I must review it carefully this time, and I will go to reincarnate before I can pass the civil service."
"Yeah, I don't want to be reborn."
"..." Wu finally knew why the houses in the prefecture had increased.
Based on his memory, Wu Lao found the Dead Souls Registry and watched the ghosts coming and going, listening to the slogan in his ear, and straightened his mouth:
(Dear residents of the prefecture, the prefecture now launches a rare animal reincarnation project. Every time a reincarnation becomes a rare animal, you can exchange for a second-generation rebirth of the rich, a peerless beauty, and a peerless handsome guy.
(If you survive long enough in this world, you can get extra points if you want to take the civil service exam after death. Residents of the prefecture are welcome to sign up.)
"If I can't pass the civil service this year, I will choose a rare animal with a short life span to be reborn."
"I think so too, because whoever was before was not born into a Chinese alligator, so it was added to the final test."
"..." The ghost thoughts now are unique.
The so-called dead soul registration office is actually a place where every ghost who enters the prefecture comes to register after death. Wu Lao ’s thinking is very clear. Let ’s go to see if Chen Yu ’s name is registered, so that he can determine whether Chen Yu was brought to the prefecture. If you are not, then turn your head out of the ghost door and shut it back. If you are, you have to find a way to see if you can be saved.
If Chen Yu has been brought into the prefecture by ghosts, then there must be a record here. You only need to check the life record within two hours to know if Chen Yu has been caught in the prefecture.
However, the birth soul is too conspicuous in the mansion, so at the moment of entering the mansion, Wu Lao applied a blinding method on himself to cover his breath, so that it looks no different from the dead soul.
There are a total of seven windows in the registry office. Six windows are the dead soul registry office. Only the rightmost window is the soul soul registry office. Compared with the busyness of the other windows, this window is very idle. The ghosts inside are lazy. Lean on the chair and play with the phone.
"Hello, may I ask to see if my daughter is dead." An old man ran to the window and asked.
"Old man Yang, why do you come to ask every day." Guichai's voice was full of helplessness.
"I think she is almost dying." Old man Yang said.
"Old man Yang, don't be too anxious. People are always dying. Almost, almost."
"I'm not afraid that she won't die. I'm afraid that she won't die until I give birth, so I can't smoke her."
"I know she abused you when you were alive. When she enters the prefecture, there will naturally be a punishment system." Guicha comforted.
"But I don't want to open her eyes by hand, I don't want to open my eyes when I'm reborn!" Yang Lao said with a headache, who could not understand the pain of living without opening his eyes.
Wu Lao observed quietly on the side for half an hour, and then walked carefully.
"Hello, I will register." Wu Lao said.
As soon as the registration officer at the Soul Window raised his head, Wu Lao immediately removed his blindfold.
"Name." It was determined that the other party was the soul, and the ghost sent down his mobile phone and turned on the computer lazily.
"Zhang Hu." Wu Lao casually edited a name.
"How to get to the capital?" Guichai asked.
"I'm a heavenly teacher, come to the prefecture to find black and white impermanence and ask something." Wu Lao said.
"Tianshi? There aren't many Tianshi who can live in this year." Guicha said while banging on the computer for a while, then frowned and asked, "How can you not find your name in the system?" "
The management of the soul of the prefecture is relatively lax, the main reason is that the reason for the occurrence of the soul of the prefecture is mainly divided into two categories. The first kind is the living soul that is misjudged or misentered by the ghost. The living soul brought by the ghost will naturally be brought directly to register, and the living soul that is mistakenly entered into the prefecture is because of its vitality on the body. It will still be found by ghost missions to bring registration. .
The second type is that the teacher of the heaven and earth enters the prefecture. This situation is relatively rare, and the system of the prefecture is registered for the heavenly master of the world. Just check the name and record it again.
"When I first came to the prefecture, how could there be my name in the system?" Wu Lao pretended not to know.
"You are here for the first time, so I don't know. Our prefecture has records of your heavenly masters. No matter you haven't been here before, I will have information here." Guicha said again and checked, " There really isn't your name. "
"How come, let me see." Wu Lao said with his head stretched out.
Guesser didn't expect anyone to pose as a soul. Without doubt, he turned the computer screen to him and said, "Look, there is no name on you."
"Ding!" Wu Lao took advantage of the ghost's failure to pay attention. A soul-fixing spell was thrown over, and the ghost's mission was fixed and could not move.
Mr. Wu looked around and found that the ghosts in the other windows were very busy. No one noticed this, so he leaned over, got the mouse in the hands of the ghosts, and clicked to view the registration record of today ’s soul in the computer.
I really lost in the Internet cafe for half a year, otherwise the computer didn't know how to use it. When I last came, I still remembered the notebook.
Wu Lao turned over. Today, there are only two people registering the souls of the whole prefecture, and they are all mistakenly entered into the birthplace of the prefecture. After the registration, they are sent back without the name of Chen Yu.
This dead girl has not been hooked, is the forbidden technique used successfully? Wu Lao's heart burst out with a sense of pride, which I deserved to teach.
Old Wu felt relieved, thinking that he was almost an hour away from the prefecture, and he had to go back quickly, otherwise he would be found in the toilet in the airport.
Wu Lao put the mouse back and looked up at the frightened eyes of the ghost manager who was fixed by himself. Wu Lao put the cell phone that the ghost manager just laid down back into the hand of the ghost manager and smiled and said, "It ’s really not my name. You continue to play with your phone "
After finishing his speech, Wu Lao walked to the gate of the registration office without looking back.
The staff member at the window next to Shengshen turned to look at the colleague next door, and found that his colleague was still playing with his mobile phone, and he continued to work while looking down with jealousy in his heart. Who left himself without a backstage, did not have a light job.
When Mr. Wu turned and left the registration hall, he applied a blinding method to cover his anger. When he was about to walk towards the ghost gate, he met two acquaintances on his face.
"Wu Li?" Hei Changchang recognized Lao Wu at a glance. "Look at Lao Bai, is that Wu Li?"
"..." Wu Lao secretly said worse.
"Yes." Bai Wuchang glanced at Wu Li.
Hei Changchang handed over his soul back to the younger brother, let him take it in for registration, and he and Bai Wuchang walked towards Wu Lao.
Hei Wuchang looked up and down Wu Lao asked, "Is it finally dead?"
"..." I forgive you for not seeing the blind eye method that the old man researched recently.
"Are you registered?" Bai Wuchang said that he was going to turn his phone.
"Not yet." Wu Lao hurriedly stopped.
Bai Wuchang stopped looking at his phone, and looked up at Wu Li with doubt.
"You also know that I ... wasn't ... hehehe ... the youngsters were crazy." Wu Ligan smiled.
"I know I'm afraid, so I told you to calm down a little bit." Hei Changchang quipped, "Everyone is going to die. What they do before they die, they all have to pay after death."
"I'm not regretting this? So I wandered at the door." Wu Lao regretted his face.
"You can hide from the first day, but you can't hide from it for fifteen." Bai Wuchang said, "This is the mansion. If you become a black household, you really can only be a lonely ghost."
"Don't talk about it again and again." Wu Lao cried and laughed.
"Look at you," said Hei Wuchang, patting Wu Lao on the shoulder. "Our brothers are going to drink after work, please drink with you first, and then send you back to register."
"..." Actually don't want to go, actually I want to go.
No matter how unwilling Wu Lao was, he was eventually dragged to the bar by black and white impermanence.
"What you kid did before, after you register, will definitely be sent to below ten floors to serve a sentence. Come, for the sake of our acquaintance, today we have enough drinks." Hei Wuchang drink (???) ?) ?? Hi.
"No ... don't be so polite."
"Lao Bai, I'm going to drink, and you will sing for a while." Bai Wuchang said beside Hei Wuchang.
"OK!" Bai Wuchang nodded simply.
Sing again! ! ! ! Nima ... Was I in the crematorium or the hospital when I woke up?
Early the next morning.
While cleaning the airport, the cleaning staff found that the door of the last compartment of the toilet could not be opened, and no one answered when knocking on the door. Suspiciously, he glanced down underground and found a pair of legs.
"Ahhh ... dead."
So when the mother Chen returned her mobile phone to Chen Yu the next morning, Chen Yu received the first call from a police station in a certain city.
"Hello, may I ask what is your relationship with Mr. Wu Li?" The police comrade asked.
"He is my grandfather, what happened?" Chen Yu wondered.
"Mr. Wu Li, was found dead in the bathroom of the airport this morning, suspected of an unexpected sudden death, please mourn and sorrow." The police comrade said heavily, "Please ask the family members to come and claim the body as soon as possible, and only after the formalities Go to cremation. "
"Wait ... don't cremate first." Chen Yu was startled. "My grandpa won't die so easily."
"The family members need to go through the formalities before sending the sparks, but if the family members have objections to the cause of death, we can also ask the forensic doctor to perform an autopsy." The police added.
"Don't, don't ... he may not be dead yet." Chen Yu was about to cry.
Grandpa, what are you doing! !
The author has something to say: Old Wu: This is not the way I want to play.