Chapter 373: I dare not draw my comics like this

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Lin Yaodong's performance made the Canadian fans at the scene have to applaud him, although most of them were annoyed why they didn't shovel him down. That would at least be a limit change.
It's okay now, I was crushed and beaten by others, and one less person is afraid that there will be no last chance.
After Lin Yaodong, the incarnation of the left Virgin, sent off the opponent's striker gently, he directly used a set kick from his own penalty area and almost assisted Wu Jie in the frontcourt to complete the shot.
This is the follow-up reaction brought by one less person. The Canadians in this club actually don't know how to play.
They are playing a 4-5-1 defensive formation today. Should the one less player continue to play the hopeless 4-5-0, or one player from the midfield for a suicidal attack?
These two options seem to have no way out!
If you continue to maintain the number advantage in the midfield, it will be impossible to score goals.
Now they are two goals behind. This choice is equivalent to closing your eyes and waiting for death.
What if another striker is replaced?
This choice is obviously to get a goal, but the consequence is likely to be to break the record of conceding 6 goals in a single game and get a more tragic ending.
But the thought of entering the World Cup for the first time in history, if you really didn't even score a goal and then went home dingy, it would be a shame for Canadian football!
At this time, the Canadians actually had no choice. Their coaching staff quickly made a decision. It is impossible to win today's game.
Since a few loses are all losses, as long as one makes a victory!
So less than three minutes after the game restarted, a Canadian substitute forward stood up and started to warm up. The Canadian coach also notified the fourth official to request a substitution.
But before entering the dead ball state, the third goal of the Chinese team came with a speed that Canada caught off guard.
This time the goal was not complicated. The Chinese player fell for half a day in the midfield and suddenly Chen Haonan sent an accurate long pass across the field.
Wu Jie flew the ball to Wu Qunli who was in the double-team, who took the ball and then accurately squeezed the ball to Zhao Dayu who was out of position.
Zhao Dayu has only one person to watch defense today, and his opponent is not a famous player. He has always had a lot of room to play.
After receiving the ball this time, he just cleverly buckled and got the shot space outside the penalty area. Then he didn't hesitate, and he felt like a direct volley on the instep.
The Canadian goalkeeper made a save, but the ball was so powerful and flying at a very low altitude, he could only save it by feeling.
The Canadian goalkeeper's leg touched the football, but due to the speed of the ball, he could only force the football to produce a refraction, but the ball still bounced towards the goal and rolled in.
After Zhao Dayu saw the football rebound and rolled into the goal, he was completely shocked for several seconds!
He never thought he would have such a brilliant moment!
This is the World Cup!
The world does not know how many first-class stars, until they retired, they failed to score a World Cup goal!
He thought he was one of them, and never dreamed that one day, he could actually score twice in the World Cup?
But soon he didn't have time to think about it. The players of the Chinese team have rushed over, especially the old teammates of the Guangdong team, who unceremoniously pressed him to the grass.
At this time, only Lin Yaodong looked envious from behind. He was so awesome that he didn't score a goal in the World Cup. However, this not so awesome teammate made two at once, which is really unreasonable!
Wu Jie is not envious, "scoring" this kind of thing is numb to him, including this World Cup.
Today he encountered a rare soft persimmon, and he had already planned to fulfill his teammates.
Canada is naturally caught in an infinite embarrassment. Losing the ball again so soon made the coach regret his decision to change to a striker.
But the fourth official has raised the sign, and they still have to complete this substitution no matter how embarrassed.
So everyone saw that Canada lost the ball in a lightning bolt. At this time, it was already 0:3 behind and one player was missing. A striker was used to replace a midfielder.
This substitution seems very unreasonable to many people. Canada has no hope of winning at this time. Now it is time to defend it with all its strength to prevent a massacre. What is the use of replacing a striker?
They don't think that Canada just wants a goal, but the difficulty of this desire depends entirely on the Chinese team.
If it is up to politicians to decide, it must be a ball for Canada.
It's a matter of changing personal feelings with a small amount of effort, why not do it!
But the question is what is their attitude towards you?
If Canada is a friendly country to China, then putting a ball is really no big deal, because the other party will understand your love.
But if it is a veteran anti-rabbit country, your well-intentioned counterparty will not only fail to accept it, but afterwards 80% will hack you from some unique directions.
Vietnam is a good example of this. Hong Kong will also be a negative teaching material in the future, especially in Taiwan.
So after the lightning goal, the Chinese team quickly attacked again in the first half without colon intervention.
At this time, it can be known from the momentum that they are not ready to give up.
This is only 3 goals, which is far from satisfying the depressed Chinese team. What they need is a hearty victory.
In the 38th minute of the first half, the Chinese team's goal soon appeared again.
This time, the eyes of Canadian fans began to dim. It was Chen Haonan. After the opponent's midfielder was cut from five to four, he was the biggest beneficiary.
This time Chen Haonan doesn't even need to participate in too many defensive tasks, and he can continue to participate in the offense. It is difficult for the Canadian defense to take care of him.
So this golden midfielder, who often performed shocking long-range shots in Real Madrid, finally let people see his terrifying long-range strike ability.
Chen Haonan's shot was at least 35 meters away from the goal, but the football was blasted out by him at a high speed that was difficult to catch up with the naked eye. In the blink of an eye, he reached the goal with a strange flight trajectory.
The Canadian goalkeeper was not only speeding in the face of this foot, but the flight path was a world wave of his own, and he gave up after only half of the save.
"Oh my god, is this just sticking to the ground?"
"It's an incredible long shot. The flight path is completely opposite to the elevator ball."
"Even if we haven't seen Chen's level on the defensive end, most of us have heard of it. But many people may not know that Chen also has three unique skills on the offensive end. One is the extraordinary skill called'fried meatballs'. Now it has been imitated by a large number of players; one is his original free kick technique, which he called the "moon scimitar", this unique arc, currently no one in the world football has successfully imitated; the last item The stunt is the'stick to the ground' which is the opposite of the arc of the'elevator ball'. Although it is far less famous than Wu Jie's elevator ball, its power is not inferior."
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Chen Haonan's outrageous violent long shot immediately climaxed the fans watching the game, and it also attracted the crazy praise of commentators from all over the world.
But this tactic "stick to the ground" does have the qualifications to be touted. This kind of shot is different from the common long-range arc, and it is not the kind of long-range shot of the sudden drop type, but walks halfway at a height similar to the ground. , And then flew up suddenly at high speed, at that moment like a torpedo suddenly jumping out of the sea.
This kind of weird arc is currently only played by him. The reason is the same as the "elevator ball". This kind of arc not only requires the material of the football, but also has high requirements for the player's footwork.
Now that the three of them use footballs that are the same as others, everyone did not find the reason from the "football material", but were digging the main points from the technical point of view. As a result, the more they studied, the more confused they became. Everyone took a detour. .
But in fact, as long as the "football material" meets the requirements, the technical points of this arc are not difficult to imitate for the stars with excellent ball feel. As long as the football can be bounced and landed sideways with the instep to slam the middle and lower part of the ball, the strength and It is possible to achieve this effect if all angles meet the standard.
Of course, the premise is that the material of the football meets the requirements, but unfortunately no one is considering this direction, especially when Wu Jie, Lin Yaodong, and Chen Haonan have already kicked the "lift ball" and "cut to the ground". It is estimated that it will be a long time. No one will think of a way from the football texture.
Returning to the game, Chen Haonan's goal is not only spectative enough to enter the top five ranks of this World Cup, but also destroys the Canadian team!
At this time in Canada from top to bottom, not only no one raised the idea of ​​defeating the Chinese team, but even the confidence to score a goal was flying down!
Facing torture, the Chinese team is exhausted physically and mentally at this moment. The sick Canadians have no intention of stopping, but the methods are more cruel.
In the 40th minute, Wu Jie also slammed a kick from a long distance, but the distance was a bit too far. He kicked the ball just after the middle circle.
But this foot was a full fifty meters away, and began an improper over-the-horizon bombing. Both explosive power and accuracy were so outstanding that the Canadian goalkeeper obviously threw down the football and actually let go. Qiqi Chinese Network
Fortunately, there were no Chinese players nearby. The hapless Canadian goalkeeper held back the pain in his palms and chest, and slammed the football again.
But judging from his embarrassed movements and the painful expression on his face, even the fans in front of the TV know that the power of this long shot is extraordinary, and anyone who hits this kick may be killed or injured.
Canada regained the ball and launched a counterattack, but this offense did not persist for even a minute. As soon as the ball passed the midfield, it was robbed by the exploded Chinese team.
This time Wu Jie still has two players defending. However, the under-represented Canadian team can only adopt a double-marking arrangement for him. Faced with the impact of other Chinese players, he can only expect his teammates to make up for defense in time.
At this time, Chen Haonan used his other unique skill "Fried Meatballs" to tell the Canadian team that he failed to make a difference on the offensive end in the last game. It was entirely because the German team put too much pressure on the offensive end and his opponents. It is not caused by ordinary people.
But now facing the leaky midfield and defense lines in Canada, he is completely free to shuttle through the enemy line like Wu Jie, as if in no one.
This time he used two consecutive juggling-like fried meatballs, single-handedly pierced the entire defense line of the Canadian team. In the end, he did not shoot or send a second pass. He directly fell into the Canadian restricted area with a graceful water entry action. .
The referee didn't hesitate too much. Even if he really explained the situation before the game, he would not perform anything.
Although Chen Haonan's fall was so graceful that it was hard not to let people think that this was a diving?
But the imagination is after all imagination, the Canadian defender did not play football, but kicked into Chen Haonan's leg. This was an obvious penalty.
Even if the intensity of this "kick" is not great, just like fouls in a basketball game, there is no such "reasonable use of rules" in football games.
So he decisively gave the Chinese team a penalty, but did not show the yellow card to the Canadian players, which is a rare situation in the penalty kick.
Naturally, the Chinese team will not be entangled with this. When celebrating the penalty kick, the players are all paying respect to Chen Haonan's textbook diving tutorial.
They have all practiced this set of standard moves countless times, but apart from Gu Guangming who is a bit hot, even Ren Zhihui was a little stiff when he dived, and it was easy for him to take the card when he used it. Even if he succeeds, he will be after the game. Be criticized by the media.
At present, only Wu Jie and Chen Haonan’s diving can be called art. Even their opponents have to express their admiration after watching the replay. There is not much criticism in the media. At most, it is yin and yang grotesque, saying "soft eggs", "liars", The evaluation of "women", and then they have to be beaten in the face by the two classic goals one by one.
While enjoying the flattery of his teammates, Chen Haonan beckoned to the back, and then saw Lin Yaodong running over again.
The Barcelona fans laughed when they saw this scene. Even a Barcelona support team composed of more than a hundred people on the scene, facing the surprised expression of others, said with great pride, "How can a team not let the goalkeeper punish? Penalty", or "How can the best scorer in the league be won by the goalkeeper"!
These words are a bit of a beast. They also know that Lin Yaodong should take a penalty kick in Barcelona, ​​because his penalty efficiency is indeed the first person in the team.
But in the Chinese team, Lin Yaodong is a bit worse than Wu Jie in terms of fame and penalty kick efficiency, including Chen Haonan's opinion that qualifications should also be ahead of him in the order of penalty kicks.
Now let him take the penalty, of course, I want him to score a goal.
Lin Yaodong didn't feel that this was the food that came, and saw that he stood on the penalty spot with great joy, facing his counterpart who was 12 yards away with a constipation expression, and shot the ball cleanly and blasted the ball into the right side of the goal. The tremendous strength did not even give the opponent a chance to save.
The Spanish fans felt that the Canadians did not understand Lin Yaodong at all, and the Spanish goalkeeper must have chosen a reverse save in advance.
Lin Yaodong's penalty kick is characterized by great strength, not as many tricks as Wu Jie, the direction is basically either left or right.
The advantage of this penalty point method is that as long as the angle is not too correct, even if the goalkeeper predicts in advance, most of them are too late to make a save. After all, they can't be too early in advance, otherwise Lin Yaodong will stop and change the angle.
But if you don't make a certain degree of prediction, it will definitely be too late for Lin Yaodong to shoot first.
This is a penalty point method that is basically impossible to prevent as long as you make no mistakes.
As for the disadvantage, of course, the greater the shooting power, the easier it is to kick. The penalty he missed was not saved by the opponent, but kicked out by himself.
The Canadian goalkeeper obviously didn't know Lin Yaodong's habit of taking penalty kicks. Naturally, he couldn't even make a save and was penetrated through the goal again. The key to this goal was his most painful counterpart.
This is indeed too miserable, but what is even worse is not being scored by a peer, but that this ball is not the final chapter of the first half.
Chinese players actually think that a 5:0 kick in the first half is enough. After this ball, they began to fall back and forth in the midfield. They were not ready to kick a 6:0 in the first half.
But sometimes it feels like it's coming, scoring is as simple as drinking water and eating.
In the 44th minute of the first half, at the end of the game, Wu Qunli was kicked just after the midfield. The referee awarded the Chinese team a free kick on the right side of the midfield.
The free kick in this position is not only close to 60 meters from the goal, but the angle is also too far to the right. It seems that except for Wu Jie’s free kick in this position, he seems to have never seen anyone from here in an A-level game. Use a free kick to hit the goal directly.
"Guys, do you guess the aliens will shoot directly?"
Matteus said loudly to his teammates in front of the TV, and opened a handicap by the way.
"I bet 100 marks, he will shoot directly!"
Rummenigge was the first to press 100 marks, and several other Bayern players also bet immediately, all betting that Wu Jie would shoot directly.
How against the sky is the free kick of the aliens, others don’t know, don’t they know?
In training, Wu Jie didn't know how many free kicks in this position had been scored. Rummenigge still remembered that Wu Jie had taken the team's free kick right in one fell swoop through this outrageous free kick.
He was still one of the participants in this game, but it turned into a memory that he didn't want to recall.
Matthaus felt so painful in the end, because the German players all pressed Wu Jie and would shoot directly. This is really true for him.
They were right. Wu Jie on the TV chose to shoot directly.
But the Canadian players are obviously under-prepared. They really didn't expect someone to shoot directly from the thunder strike this day?
Is this a joke?
Who would be so boring to practice this kind of free kick in private at a position of more than 50 meters?
Well, Wu Jie and Chen Haonan, including Lin Yaodong, are so boring.
Who let them train too much time, let alone this position, even in their own half of the free kick, they have practiced when they are bored.
Now wait for the goalkeeper not to put their outrageous free kicks in his eyes, and then a new highlight shot may be born.
The Canadian goalkeeper didn't have the slightest defense, because Wu Jie shot with his left foot inverted. He didn't believe that at this distance, at this position, a right-footed player would shoot directly with an inverted foot.
But Wu Jie used his left foot to shoot, or a realistic version of "glide curve shooting."
This is the unique trick of the protagonist in the popular "Captain Tsubasa". The weird curve in the comics completely does not conform to the laws of physical motion. Fans in Europe and South America feel that this kind of shooting only exists in the comics, which fully explains Shen Lang, the "emperor of swimming" is a pseudo-fan.
But at this moment, fans all over the world couldn't help but think of the various stunts in this comic, it was not just Shen Lang's whimsical.
They have already seen the stunts in the two comics in this game, this TM is really not a joke!
In the eyes of the Canadian goalkeeper, the football that flew from outside half-court first drew a half-moon-like arc from right to left to the left of his goal.
But at such a long distance, even if the ball is fast and the arc is very exaggerated, he still has time to predict and move.
But the problem is that when the ball was about to fly into the penalty area, it not only accelerated its fall, but also changed its direction to draw an arc that turned to the right, and flew straight to the right side of the goal.
"I'm not in the comics?"
This was the last complaint made by the Canadian goalkeeper before he died. He really couldn't think of anyone who could kick an arc similar to the "S" shape. At this moment, there was no time to turn around.
But not only was he at a loss, UU reading www.uukanshu.com watched the game's goalkeepers in front of TV at this time, and they all cursed their mothers in their hearts!
This ball is outrageous!
Unless they can violate the laws of physical motion like the football kicked by Wu Jie, this kind of ball can only be intercepted by those who can double jump with their left and right feet in the air.
The result was no surprise. This "anti-S-curve" flying from 56 meters away finally blasted into the goal of the Canadian team in a way that only exists in the comics. Along with the football, there was also the whole country of Canada. The mentality of the fans that shattered!
"Good guy, now I can boldly draw the arc more exaggerated, and see who dares to taunt swimmers for not knowing football!"
Shen Lang was also taken aback in front of the TV. He didn't dare to draw the arc so exaggerated in the comics. As a result, many people ridiculed him for not knowing football. Now it seems that reality is more exaggerated than comics!
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