Chapter 446: Joke tour

The disaster relief fundraising party organized by the Sports Department in Guangzhou was very successful. This is enough to explain from the donation of more than 10 million yuan, more than 20 million Hong Kong dollars, more than 2 million US dollars, and millions of pounds in donations. .
But what the body did not expect was that these huge sums of money, which were enough to make their mouths tremble, could only be regarded as the second largest income of the night.
The biggest benefit of this disaster relief evening was broadcast fees and advertising sponsorships from all over the world. Just the little book next to it, paid a check of $5 million on broadcasts and advertisements.
Wu Jie and others don't think that the small book is a loss. After all, the Chinese in this era are too simple, and the Japanese manufacturers that are flooded with the whole party are too deceptive, and it is easy to win the favor of this generation.
So Ruda's face has not been very good-looking. The five million people bought by this little book is the favor of a generation!
Even if these manufacturers choose to release new products at ten o'clock on the evening of 7.7 for several years in the future, there will still be a large number of crowds crying and shouting to deliver banknotes to their door.
So don't say five million, even five billion, or even five billion, is actually a business that makes a profit without losing money.
Wu Jie also knows that small books have made a lot of money, but if the rabbit wants to open up, it must give up the market to introduce foreign capital and technology, and learn the operation and management methods of these companies.
In addition, they have nothing else to trade, because the poor and white rabbits only have the market capital!
This night not only made a lot of money, but all the photogenic foreign companies became winners, including Arsenal, which donated 500,000 pounds. Since then, it has completely become the most favorite foreign football club in China.
Of course, fertile water cannot be passed on to outsiders alone, and their companies also reaped the goodwill of the people at this party.
But unlike foreign-funded enterprises, many of them went to the front line of disaster relief activities at the beginning of the disaster, so they not only contributed money, but also contributed.
At this time, the body department does not know that the above huge income that made other departments directly call "unbelievable" is still not all the results of this disaster relief party, and the body department will have a steady stream of income in the future.
Of course Wu Jie knows what it is, that is, the global TV broadcast and video tape income of this evening, including part of the copyright that Wu Jie deliberately gave to the sports department.
All the songs they sang at the party were the team songs of various sports teams in the sports department.
This involves the issue of copyright ownership. The record company of Wu Jie and others naturally owns the copyright of these songs, but the body also shares this right.
Of course, Wu Jie made this kind of vague copyright ownership deliberately. How could he make such a low-level mistake?
He knows that these team songs have great commercial value, otherwise the broadcast rights would not be sold to so many countries.
But this benefit is actually irrelevant to them now.
Therefore, the practice of deliberately giving up part of the income to the body is definitely a matter of far greater advantages than disadvantages.
Of course, the body still doesn't know how high the commercial value of these team songs is, let alone how shocking foreign audiences are to this so-called disaster relief fundraising party.
For the second disaster relief party, the domestic audience looked at it with a heavy heart at first.
But the feelings of foreign audiences are completely different. Many people just watch the show just to chase stars, or even just to enjoy the music.
This is not surprising. The team songs they created for each team are basically the popular music of the 1990s and even the 21st century, and they are all classics among the classics.
Now each team song is only the first version. The men's football team song is composed of "Capturing the Shining Moment" by the slam dunk, and the lyrics are naturally in Chinese; for the women's football team, "Clang Rose", which came out in advance, is used.
The team song for the men's basketball team used "Until the End of the World", and the song for the women's basketball team used "Dream Ahead".
The women's volleyball team "Sunshine Always After the Storm" is considered the earliest team song composed, but even the men's volleyball team has a team song composed of "My Friend" and filled with Chinese lyrics.
But the envy of sports teams in various countries is more than that. Not only does China have their own team songs for the three major balls, but also many individual projects have their own composition or team songs created by the company under the guise of the company. What's painful is that the quality of each song is no worse than the three-ball team song.
Qin Jian’s boxing team used "Swit" to compose the team song; the swimming team used the song "1986 マリリン" as early as two years ago to create its own team song; Luo Shengyang's one has not yet been officially listed. The Sanda team that entered the competition actually made a new lyrics "Nuclear Explosion Version Fearless" and forcibly composed the team song.
In addition, the track team used "Tears·" as the tune, the table tennis team used the "光るなら" composition, and the shooting team used the "Romantic Dedicated to You" tune. Even the tennis team There is a team song with "The Nights" as the tune.
There are many songs here that have already come out, like "Romantic for You" and "The·Nights", there have been several versions in their albums, or in anime, and even a few have been made. Both Japanese and English versions are available.
But for the current foreign people, these songs that each capital is enough to continuously enter the country's best-selling list are the first time they have heard tonight, and they have heard so many songs at once.
The shock and joy brought by the music itself, I believe it is enough to make everyone watching the party unforgettable.
The most silent thing is that these songs are not completely pop songs. They are all team songs of various sports teams in China. I really don't know what to say.
However, what they don't know is that these team songs are only the first version, and Wu Jie and others will create second and even third versions of team songs for various sports teams in the future.
It is not only the commercial value of these team songs that the body can not think of now, but what is even more unexpected is that this evening party with "disaster relief fundraising", if it is packaged as a "concert album" and published in the form of a "concert album", how much will it sell in the world in the future share?
Today’s party is not like the first performance in the form of a chorus. Except for the last song filled with lyrics from "Times を越える想い", it is a cantata, half of the other songs are sung by Wu Jie, Ruda and others. The rest is also sung by their outstanding singers in single or duo. The worst is also sung by a half-hearted person like Xia Lin who sings well in the team as a representative.
In fact, this is to facilitate the appearance of a live album in the future, so it can't be a chorus like the first party.
The body doesn’t know that in order to ensure the quality of live recording and shooting, most of the equipment they use today is imported from Japan at a high price by their record company. Even the costumes and makeup of the performers are designed in advance. , This is not a simple disaster relief party at all.
Of course, these preparations with ulterior motives also made the performance of this evening show high quality, not only can be regarded as excellent in the world, it can be regarded as a top concert, and it will be no problem to edit it and sell it as a concert album afterwards. .
Wu Jie’s diehard fans, as well as the foreign fans of Lu Da, Shen Lang and others, did not feel any relief from the performance during the whole party. The more than 5,000 audiences from all over the world were almost there. Hey from the beginning to the end.
The foreign audience in front of the TV also treated the show as a concert. The audience just felt hilarious, and there was no heavy atmosphere at all.
To be honest, not only foreigners do not feel any serious atmosphere in such a way, but even domestic audiences have forgotten that this is a disaster relief performance.
At halfway through the party, the physical officials on the scene looked a little ugly.
Wu Zhengsong felt embarrassed, but he finally knew why a lot of bigwigs from other departments were invited to the first party, but there were not many people in the conjoined department.
With this non-serious live atmosphere and performance process, if you really want to find something wrong, it may even become a major or minor mental retardation.
But when he thought of the huge amount of money raised for disaster relief, Wu Zhengsong knew that tomorrow's official media would definitely turn one eye and close one eye, because the amount was so large that he was frightened.
They will pay the money back in a few days, plus the praise from all walks of life in the country for the first party, there shouldn’t be anyone who will make a fuss about the second show, even if someone really messes it up, it’s hard to get any repercussions. .
After the end of the second disaster relief fundraising party, Wu Jie and others stayed in Guangzhou for a few days. After participating in some of their endorsement activities, he could go home and rest for a while, because strictly speaking, he has retired now. .
But seeing Isabella and Helena who came to Beijing together in the name of investment, Wu Jie was fidgeting in the pain.
He knew that this meant having a card next to him, otherwise he would have been infamous so long.
However, these two people really came to invest, or the three families behind Isabella are preparing to invest in China.
This time, they will not only go to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, including Shenzhen, which is under construction, but these cities are the targets of their investigation and investment.
Wu Jie also has some plans in this regard. He and Chen Haonan, Lin Yaodong, Shen Lang, Qin Jian and others now have more than a small amount of funds.
Of the several major events that occurred in 1987, the most far-reaching event was the global stock market disaster that had the greatest impact and the most serious impact in the next forty years.
They have long wanted to make a fortune in this global stock market disaster. It is not impossible to do this. Just use the offline data in the system to grasp the time node of the entire stock market disaster and figure out which high-quality resources can be used to buy the bottom. , The problem is that the personal appearance is too conspicuous.
But if you use the three families behind Isabella as a cover, and then make a fortune in East Asia and Southeast Asia, which radiate from Hong Kong as the center, it will be much simpler and won't attract too much attention.
These three families already have a lot of investment in Hong Kong, and their actions will not attract too much attention, because it is normal for this kind of players to buy the bottom or get copied in the stock market crash.
Under such favorable conditions, if they don't take advantage of the global stock market crash to take advantage of East Asia and Southeast Asia to take advantage of the bottom line, I am really sorry for such a long time layout.
After Wu Jie returned to Beijing, he deliberately kept a distance from Isabella. He focused on acupuncture and moxibustion on Han Qing, whom he knew from the upper echelons, and accompanied his first illegitimate child.
Of course, his true first illegitimate child will still be staying in the castle in London.
But this didn't even know about him except him and Isabella.
Now the above only knows that he and Han Qing have an illegitimate child who is under one year old. This is naturally Wu Jie's intention. You might as well be caught with a braid like this, so everyone can rest assured.
After resting at home for a few days, he was naturally called to play cards a few times, and even the above was very concerned about the alien "retirement".
But Wu Jie can hear that this "decision" is not only unacceptable to his fans, but also to the bigwigs that he is about to be healthy at a young age like him.
This allowed Wu Jie to explain part of the truth to the big guys and expressed his attitude that he would definitely participate in the World Cup.
But this is still unsatisfactory. The body, especially the Football Association, ran to his home for reasons known to all, hoping that he would announce "Decision 3" as soon as possible.
Wu Jie is not in a hurry, of course, Beijing is not suitable for staying too much.
After he stayed at home for a week, he was photographed meeting the Luo family brothers and sisters in Tianjin. Then the aliens were mixed doubles and didn't know how they were reported.
The domestic media have speculated that Wu Jie is about to transform into the fighting field, right?
Foreign media also immediately followed up the report. Wu Jie's development after retirement is not only the focus of attention of domestic sports fans, but also a lot of people abroad.
But before this speculation had not been fermented, some media took photos of him in a national swimming pool caught by Shen Lang in an embarrassing manner in Zhejiang.
This is not really embarrassing. The sister of the "Swimming Queen" laughed publicly at the news that the aliens could not even swim 10 meters first, and soon appeared on the news of the local TV station.
This time the alien lost a big face. The news that he was hanged by the sister of the "Swimming Queen" and almost drowned. Within a few days, even the British saw it in the newspapers, and it became a global joke. .
But the news didn't catch on for a few days, and the Chinese media published the news that Wu Jie made a fool of himself in the baseball team.
These continuous jokes have made Wu Jie a continuous global hot spot. Half of the people just want to pay attention to his dynamics, and the other half just want to watch his jokes.
Of course, this "baseball team joke" not only did not make a certain American basketball player in the No. 24 jersey laugh, but instead gave him a sympathy that could not explain why.
But regardless of the attention or the excitement, the journey of alien jokes continued, and it didn't take long for the Chinese media to spot Wu Jie on the track team.
This time it did not appear in the form of sneak shots or rumors, but was directly photographed by the media on the scene.
This time Wu Jie was an open guest with the Chinese track and field team, just in time for the upcoming "World Athletics Championships", so he met with "Chinese trapeze" Zhao Haidong, and even boarded the news network the next day.
Sports fans at home and abroad are very concerned about this meeting. Everyone has always wanted to know Wu Jie's terrifying speed in football. What level would it be if it were placed on the track and field?
This time, Wu Jie solved the confusion for fans all over the world. He not only met Zhao Haidong in the track team, but the two also tested the 100-meter speed.
Everyone can actually guess the result. In the 100-meter event, football players cannot match the top athletes on the track and field anyway.
But when Wu Jie ran the 100m in 11.11 seconds, neither fans nor black fans could laugh anymore, because all the kind or malicious smiles turned into a deep shock at this moment!
If you look at this result alone, it is actually the third-rate level in the world's 100-meter field. Any world competition is the level of a round of travel. Even if it is placed in Asia, it can run into the finals at most. It is impossible to win the championship, even if you stand. There is no chance for the podium.
But Wu Jie is a former football player! His weight is as high as 95 kg!
At this time, it is very scary to look at his results, and it has to make people think: if the alien chose track and field at the beginning, what level would he be?
Don't even say that at the beginning, even if you train and lose weight according to the standards of track and field athletes, will aliens still have a chance to run within 10 seconds?
But this is not what really shocked everyone. After Zhao Haidong, who hadn’t cared about it, was not even inferior to the aliens, because the
Chinese trapeze
actually ran away in this game-like competition. Set a new Asian record of 9.98 seconds!
Of course, the achievements of this kind of occasion will not be recognized by any organization, but when Zhao Haidong's achievements appeared, the whole world was still shocked!
This is 9.98 seconds!
The world record for men's 100 meters is only 9.93 seconds, which is the world record set by Calvin Smith in 1983.
Although Zhao Haidong is already recognized as a 100-meter rising star in the world, he became the fifth 100-meter trapeze in human history to break through the 10-second mark at the age of 19. He still couldn't let Western media, especially Asian media except China. accept.
Of course, Zhao Haidong's performance cannot be counted. Even if he ran this performance in the National Games, he will still not be recognized by the World Athletics Federation.
But the fact that he has the ability to break through 10 seconds still leaves countless people unable to eat.
Soon, Asian media, led by Japan and South Korea, questioned that the test was not standard enough.
The media in Europe and North America are also using tests that are not formal enough to deceive others.
However, what these media dare not mention is that although this is just a game-like test, the two not only used a standard field, but also used an electronic timer to record the time. Even the wind speed at the time was running. In the previous test, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com had a tailwind of 1.8 m/s.
The World Athletics Federation's regulations are: Any record with an average wind speed of more than 2 meters per second in a tailwind will not be recognized.
This means that if Zhao Haidong's performance at that time can be fully recorded in the official game, Wu Jie's performance is enough to enter the top ten in Asia. You must know that he is a football player who has just retired.
But these media will never report these details, let alone face a problem: Zhao Haidong is only 19 and a half years old, this age has not reached the peak in track and field events, which means that this result is far from his limit, maybe next year At the Olympic Games in Hancheng, he will truly shock the world!
Wu Jie changed from a protagonist in the news to a supporting role. After all, a yellow-skinned 100-meter flying man who can run for 10 seconds would have too much impact on the world.
Therefore, even in China, there are only a few self-reported media that follow the whole process. A week later, they took pictures of aliens being beaten up by their brother-in-law in Shanghai.
What no one knows at this time is that the training hall of the Shanghai Bayi team is the end point of Wu Jie's embarrassing journey!