Chapter 503: I have 9 ways to squeeze toothpaste

Shen Lang is very euphemistic. It is Zhang Tianyun who really leaves no room for people. This swimming queen has her own kawaii appearance and voice, and what she says is a poisonous tongue.
At this time, everyone looked at the next swimming competition. It was not just another contest where the Chinese were singing a one-man show. The protagonist was also the cute, sweet and poisonous swimming queen.
Zhang Tianyun's performance in this Olympics is also not in the human category. She has won four gold medals, but she is only one less than Shen Lang in number.
If it wasn't for the "Women's 100m Freestyle" that was about to start in half an hour, it was only a semi-final, then the gold medal numbers of the two of them would probably be synchronized again.
When Western media and people thought of this result, the kind of superiority that took two hundred years to cultivate, immediately became a little unstable.
"Don't mention the laser pointer. It doesn't have a fatal effect on me. It's just a bit disgusting. Besides, this situation is normal. They even garrisoned American players dare to use the laser pointer. We are already over 30. It’s been a year, of course I dare to be even more!"
At this time, the camera was turned to the site of the archery competition a few kilometers away. Today, the team competition of the archery event is temporarily suspended, and the individual events are carried out throughout the day.
Zhao Ritian can tell what kind of character he is from his name, and many times what he says from his mouth is stronger than Lin Yaodong in terms of offensive power.
For example, even Lin Yaodong didn't dare to say such a thing, at least he didn't dare to say it in person.
But Zhao Ritian not only dared to speak, he also dared to stretch out his arm towards the sticky auditorium after speaking, and then raised a thumb upside down.
This action shocked the Chinese media at the scene, and then there was a feeling of embarrassment and shame for the other party.
This can be regarded as the fine tradition of habitually thinking about the other party. Of course, the downside is that it always thinks of the other party too well.
The Japanese media was also taken aback at this time. Of course they wanted to see the stick jokes, but such a ridiculous mockery was never expected. This Chinese really dares to say!
As for the stick media, at this time, it was already in a state of smoke. Some of the young stick reporters even took a few steps forward and made a gesture of wanting to rush over to fight.
But of course this kind of pretense was easily stopped by the person next to him as soon as he raised his hand, and even a few reporters stopped by themselves without pulling them!
They did gang fights of referees and players in boxing a few days ago, but the problem is that the referees and players are small people with no dignity, but Zhao Ritian in front of him looks very vicious. It is said that It's a Mongolian from the prairie.
Zhao Ritian said that although he is from the prairie, he is a Han nationality with many classics. Of course, these are not the key points. What makes everyone even more surprised at this time is that he is faced with a stick that is about to go forward and fight like a group. She didn't show any timidity, but she showed a sense of excitement, or a look of bloodthirsty.
At this moment, I saw Master Zhao stretched out his sleeves and raised his sleeves. In front of reporters all over the world, he exposed the three vicious wolf heads tattooed on them. Then he continued to mock face to face: "The eagle does not break its wings for the storm, and the wolves do not cause it. Fear of the long night, these are the two most dangerous animals on the grassland. But when I was fourteen years old, I faced the wolves with a bow. These three heads are my honor."
Zhao Ritian's remarks naturally bluffed all the people for a while, but he didn't give people time to react, and immediately went on to say: "Unfortunately, I didn't smell the smell of wolves here. little sheep."
As soon as these words were finished, there was really a breeze, and the atmosphere of Wan Lai was calm.
As for the staff reporters who were still screaming and turbulent just now, it would be as dead as dust as the collective fell into the underworld.
After Zhao Ritian installed a 13 similar to his name, he again showed a disdainful smile, and before everyone at the scene could react, he turned around and left without looking back.
At this time, there was a scream and curse gradually rising from behind him. Of course, Zhao Ritian ignored this, because his force of pretending here is the key. Once he shows a little timidity, he will instantly break the power. At that time, after these sticks reacted, it was really possible to rush to beat him!
So even if there was a little panic in his heart, Zhao Ritian did not speed up the way he left, until he completely left people’s sight throughout the whole process, he kept in mind the words of -"No matter the wind and waves, it is better than leisure. "Walk in the court", the word "stable".
"Exciting! But it's only a 1/32 final. Isn't it a bit early for you to pretend like this?"
Lin Yaodong was the first to express his admiration in the family group. Zhao Ritian's pretense was too exciting, and his face was stunned. He was really not afraid of being beaten!
"What are you afraid of? This kid has practiced with me for thousands of hours in dream training. Don't think he is only 18 years old now, but if he hits ten people, even if one hits dozens, at least no one can catch up. ."
Luo Shengyang said that he is not worried at all. Zhao Ritian’s fighting talent is already awesome. After his physical fitness has improved, he has been with him for so long. If he were in ancient times, he would be God of War characters like Lu Bu and Zhao Yun, so he dared to pretend to be like this. Bi can be regarded as Ye Gao's courage.
After Zhao Ritian advanced to the top 16 in the morning, Shen Lang's another semi-final of "Men's 200m Backstroke" was also over. The result of advancing to third place fits well with his style in the last two days.
At this time, everyone looked at the schedule of the Chinese delegation. There seemed to be no other items worth seeing in the morning. Even the Chinese delegation felt that this was the result of the morning.
But this idea hasn't fallen yet. Another news came from the rowing event that made the Chinese delegation stunned.
Yesterday in the "women's rowing quadruple sculls" event, the Chinese rowing team had a big upset, not only successfully entered the finals, but also entered the finals with the first place in the semi-finals.
Everyone thought it was just an accident, but they did not expect that in the preliminaries of the "women's double single oars without coxswain" event this morning, the Chinese women's rowing team had another upset combination, and it was also the first place in the preliminaries. The identity entered the semi-finals.
If it only enters the semi-finals, even if it enters the finals, it will not surprise the Western media!
But the problem is that both of these combinations advance to the first place, which is not just as simple as an upset, but has directly become a favorite to win the championship.
At this time, even Wu Jie found out the data of the current rowing event. One upset can be said to be an example, but two upsets are by no means a small probability event, but the Chinese rowing team is likely to show up. A great team.
Of course, based on the current results, this blockbuster seems to be limited to the women's team.
As of this morning, most of the Chinese men's rowing team have gone home. The most embarrassing thing is that most of them failed to break through the preliminaries and were declared out.
Wu Jie can think that if the women's rowing team can win the gold medal, the western media will surely start to provoke the confrontation between men and women 40 years in advance.
But in fact, this phenomenon of declining yin and decay has a lot to do with the lack of competitiveness of the women’s team. In fact, not only rowing events, but almost all sports events are women’s teams. The competitiveness of women’s teams is much lower than that of men’s teams. The stronger the influence, the higher the degree of attention, the better the business development, the more so.
This can also be seen from the benefits given by the system. The men's championships in almost all events can earn more points than the women's championships. For example, football can even be dozens of times higher.
The Chinese people themselves certainly don't think so much. If this rhythm is brought up in the future, it must be the intervention of external forces.
However, considering that it is still in 1988, the 1450 on the other side of the bank cannot brazenly call themselves a netizen from the north of the mainland. After all, even the American people don't know what the "Internet" is.
But even in the not-too-distant future, the rabbits of this plane will be much better in terms of network security, because the first protocol to classify Internet information was not born in Europe, but was born under the "Aperture Technology" banner. Lenovo Lab". To be precise, "" first appeared in the "World Wide Web Research Institute" jointly established by "Lenovo Lab" and "University of Science and Technology of China". In the next few years, the "World Wide Web" will appear in various research institutes, universities, and government departments in China.
Now Wu Jie feels very comfortable thinking of "Lenovo". Such an excellent name should do these things to be worthy of himself.
But it’s a pity that the Chinese people on this plane may feel that everything is right, and they will not feel how great "this association is relative to the other association", just like everyone does not understand that "this national football is relative to the other national football". How great it is.
In many cases, he even wants extreme fans of this dimension to experience what he has experienced in his previous life.
But now the Chinese people are still very happy, but only because of the good news from the rowing team and the two swimming finals that will begin after the lunch break.
In the afternoon, the first gold point for the Chinese delegation was the final of the "Men's 100m Freestyle".
This project is one of Shen Lang's unique skills, of course, it would be even more unique if it were 200 meters.
In fact, Shen Lang broke the world record of various events as of 2025 in dream training a year ago, so he still has to put up some strength to prevent accidentally injecting toothpaste on everyone's faces.
"He's just cheating!"
The American audience was most excited at this time, because the "100-meter freestyle" had been a semi-monopoly for the American swimming team until 1984.
But since Shen Lang was born, they have never gotten involved in the gold medal of this project again, it can be said that they have suffered greatly!
In this Olympics, there are also many world-famous swimmers in this event among American swimmers. It can be said that if there is no Shen Lang, then this gold medal, and even the silver medal, may be taken by the American swimming team.
But once she saw that light and windy Shen Lang appeared on the stage, this thought became a luxury.
Using the system, Wu Jie can see that the American player Jacobs, currently ranked third in the world in this event, even gave up the game ahead of time because he did not take the heart medicine for which he was exempted in the final.
But another American player is different. Biondi has won 5 gold medals in his original plane, but even his best freestyle event on this plane has become difficult to even hit a medal at this time. Looks like.
Today Biondi seems to have made up his mind. He must not throw away this best skill item. Even if he is pushed directly into the morgue after swimming, he will desperately defend the honor of "pulling the tower" and defending his own. glory.
Of course, even though Biondi was cruel in his heart, he knew that it was mostly cruel.
However, after the game started, an unexpected picture appeared on the court.
"Fuck, there is a chance!"
The American audience also felt that there was little hope. Until the sound of the sounding whistle, Shen Lang, who had always reacted extremely fast during the water entering stage, almost every time he established a considerable advantage after entering the water, this time it was like a one. He was lost in an instant, he was the last of the eight players to enter the water.
The most unexpected thing is that Shen Lang is not only slow to react, but also a little deformed in the technical connection of entering and exiting the water. In short, the direct consequence of this series of mistakes that cannot be made from him is that he is actually Ranked first from last in the first half.
This surprise came so suddenly to the Americans that they did not even dare to breathe, for fear that it was just an unrealistic illusion, maybe it was gone in the blink of an eye!
At this time, Shen Lang was still continuing the American dream with a poor performance that did not belong to him. He saw his half-turn that had the same advantage in the past, and this time he still failed to recover his disadvantage.
After all the players have turned around, Shen Lang, the "swimming emperor", still ranks first from the bottom, and even has a large gap with the first-placed Biondi.
"No, this is going to reverse the first rhythm?"
"It made a mistake! He finally made a mistake!"
"Hahaha, you also have today!"
"..."
The audience and the media all over the world finally discovered that this is not just a small accident, but a major accident composed of small accidents!
Now some Americans can finally catch their breath, because for this kind of 100-meter short-distance project, if they are thrown away by more than one position after the halfway, even Shen Lang will not be able to catch up... right?
At this moment, the faces of Westerners, especially Americans, are extremely distorted. Who made the despair that Shen Lang brought to them over the years is too deep.
So even with such a big advantage, they still didn't dare to laugh in advance, so that their face was distorted because of the huge surprise after the laughter.
"Fuck, it's the last 25 meters, don't mess with it!"
Until the game entered the final 25-meter sprint stage, even Wu Jie began to remind Shen Lang not to wave again.
This distance is still a whole difference from the first place, I am afraid it is really possible to play! ?
"Didn't you all say that I did not respect the opponent in the final stage of the release? Then I will let the world see this time, it is not disrespect, but a kind of respect!"
Shen Lang sneered in his heart, but these excuses were not the main reason for his trouble today.
The real reason for playing like this this time was actually too strong, and it was a bit numb to win.
If he doesn't add some tricks to himself, and doesn't take the initiative to create a little difficulty, then I am afraid that he will have to follow in Wu Jie's footsteps and retire ahead of time to play other sports, so winning all the time will really feel psychologically exhausted!
"Fuck, he speeds up! Is he flying?"
"Under what circumstances, why does his movement frequency suddenly feel different?"
"This... it's almost like turning a video tape to twice the speed!"
"..."
Of course, Shen Lang knew it in his heart. In the final sprint this time, he finally took out the full power, the truly unreserved kind~EbookFREE.me~ And at this moment, he did give people a kind of underwater The sense of sight that had exploded, the whole person seemed to let his own lane into another space after accelerating the sprint. His horrible acceleration was completely out of the same frequency as the other seven players.
This phenomenon has formed a strong contrast to the scene and the audience in front of the TV as if tearing apart the space, and there is even a sense of seeing the Flash entering the speed of power.
In this case, the expressions of American audiences are naturally distorted and more ugly.
They watched with their own eyes that in the last 25 meters, Biondi, who had an absolute advantage, was actually caught up from behind by Shen Lang in a comic-like manner.
"He... is simply Sea King!"
At this time, some American viewers with secondary attributes, seeing Shen Lang using this incredible acceleration, finally completed the transcendence with a half-length advantage, they can only express their shock and helplessness in this way. .
"48 seconds 10! Another new record!"
"Damn it, he swam so badly in the first 75 meters, how can he break the world record?"
"Is this intentional? This is intentional! He can swim for 47 seconds! I even think he can swim for 46 seconds!"
"..."
At this moment, not only the spectators watching the game saw ghost expressions on their faces, the commentaries from various countries were also filled with shocked expressions mixed with speechless expressions.
Everyone can tell that Shen Lang is still putting water on this TM, but using another method to squeeze the toothpaste!
"Of course I can swim in 46 seconds! But I just can't do my best!"
Shen Lang really felt a little tired this time. This kind of full sprint is very exhausting, so it's good to play this one today. There are still many games in the afternoon and evening.