Chapter 82: Worship
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Big Panda Boss
- Star Traveler
- 1414 characters
- 2021-02-01 04:10:41
...No one can stand it!
And the White Ape King is the biggest victim of the interruption, so much so that he has become addicted to the rest of the article.
So as soon as Chen Fan said this, all the demons immediately persuaded the White Ape King, for fear that the White Ape King would come up with a violent temper and kill Chen Fan directly, so they would have to go crazy.
All the demons rushed to persuade the White Ape King, and made the White Ape King's head loud.
"Enough, shut up all to this king!" The White Ape King yelled and stopped all the demons. He stared at the pretending calm Chen Fan angrily, and said coldly: "This king will allow you to stand on your own. But there is no single soldier to command, can you figure it out clearly?"
Chen Fan smiled and said, "It's enough to get the king's permission. I dare not ask for anything else."
"Huh!" The White Ape King shook his hand and walked away. He stopped at the door and turned his head and ordered Hei Ba: "Lao Hei, follow this kid, don't let him slip away."
"Yes, King." Hei Ba responded with a grin, waited for the demons to disperse, and said helplessly to Chen Fan, "I said why you have to stand on your own mountain? Isn't it good to stay on the mountain and be happy with the brothers?"
Chen Fan arched his hands and said: "The demon master is polite, a little demon in the lower district is really not qualified to sit on an equal footing with the seniors, and it is better to stay at the foot of the mountain and be more relaxed."
Heibao shook his head and said: "Go ahead, it's up to you. You can only cure the king's disease. Where is your nest? I will send you back."
"Does the demon master know the King Black Needle?"
"The queen bee?"
"Yes, I am a neighbor with her."
"It's strange, the black needle king has a weird temper than ours. He never touches outsiders, so he will let you little demon be her neighbor?"
"This is a long story."
"It's okay, speak slowly on the road."
Hei Ba waved his hand, rolled up a demon wind, and carried Chen Fan directly into the sky.
On the way, Chen Fan let Hei Ba land in the place where the gorilla lurks and explained the situation to it, let it go back on its own, and then continue to let Hei Ba take him back to the bamboo forest.
The two demon flew over the bamboo forest. Hei Ba pressed down the cloud head and nodded slightly: "This bamboo forest is pretty good. Are you raising these rat spirits? They look quite fat."
Chen Fan said with a dry smile: "Uh, these rat spirits are all friends."
Heiba said speechlessly: "You little bear spirit is really weird. You are both neighbors and friends with the bee tribe rat spirit."
Chen Fan hurriedly changed the subject and said: "It's rare for a demon master to come here, and it happens that there are some wine and food in the house for the demon master to taste."
Heibao shook his head and said, "I don't eat bamboo."
Chen Fan said directly: "There is honey!"
Hei Ba immediately said proudly and dryly: "Brother, you will be covered by my eldest brother from now on!"
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Early the next morning, Chen Fan was suddenly awakened by a big furry paw. When he opened his eyes, he saw a big bear squatting on the bed and staring at him scorchingly.
Chen Fan pulled the corners of his mouth and said with a dry smile: "It's early, Master Demon!"
Heiba said directly: "Brother Xiong, or let's worship the handle!"
"what?"
"Farewell, the eldest brother has prepared the sacrifices and witnesses for the Three Animals." Hei Ba directly lifted Chen Fan from the bed to the outside.
Sure enough, I saw that a large offering table had been placed outside the house. The bamboo rat king in Yushu Linfeng was gently swaying his folding fan and instructed a crowd of rat spirits to place three huge dinosaur heads on the offering table...
In addition, there are a variety of pastries and fruits. A few mouthfuls of sea bowls are also filled with ling rice, beans, sesame seeds, and three bamboo sticks inserted in the fragrance.
I don’t know what this posture is, I thought I was going to worship the ancestor...
When the Bamboo Rat King saw Chen Fan being picked up, he chuckled and asked, "Brother Hei Ba, what do you think of my arrangement? It's all according to the play."
"Well, not bad, not bad." Hei Ba nodded and waved his big hand: "Come on, bring that chicken over, today our three brothers will cut the chicken heads and burn the yellow paper to make the golden orchid..."
"Brother Heiba, I didn't find the yellow paper for a while."
"Go find some withered leaves and make do with it."
"Okay."
Chen Fan always looked awkward, until Hei Ba broke off the head of a moa and splashed blood on his face before letting him recover.
"Why Master Demon Master must bow down to me if he is good?" Chen Fan asked dubiously.
Hei Ba handed a large bowl of chicken blood to Chen Fan, and gave it to the bamboo mouse king. Hehe smiled: "Old Xiong, I have lived for thousands of years. I only understood that these thousands of years are worthless last night. It’s your third brother. You know that we monsters don’t have to fight and kill. The happy life that we live every day is true!"
"Did I say this last night?" Chen Fan scratched his head, recalling carefully that he invited Hei Ba to have a simple supper when he came back last night, and then they both drank high, and I can't remember the following things. ...
Hei Ba patted him on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, don't give in, or do you mean brothers look down on me?"
"No, no, I have no intention of this." Chen Fan said with a dry smile.
"Then do this bowl of chicken blood, we will be half-brothers in the future!"
"Go...Go! Go! Go!"
After a bowl of chicken blood on his stomach, Chen Fan only put a bottom~EbookFREE.me~The Bamboo Rat King almost choked to death.
Heiba laughed loudly and said, "Okay! Second brother, if the third brother encounters any difficulties in the future, he must come and find his eldest brother."
Chen Fan laughed a few times. He was confused by a half-brother?
Youkai’s worship is just a cutscene, and it’s not so particular. It’s a gift if you dry a bowl of chicken blood and burn a few leaves.
Then Hei Ba directly took all the cakes on the offering table into his arms, and Chen Fan understood it. The reason why the cheap brother had to pull him to worship was purely thinking about the cakes he made. Up...
After that, you can just eat and drink.
Chen Fan couldn't laugh or cry for a while, and he had a deep understanding of the monster's rectum.
Then Hei Ba took Chen Fan Teng Yun and flew back to Tongtian Peak. First, he found a few familiar demon masters and secretly shared a few pieces of cakes with them, and successfully persuaded them to agree with Chen Fan's demon commander status.
Then there was one pass and one pass, and more and more demon masters and demon masters all came to Heiba's palace to eat and drink.
Finally, after all the demons agreed, Chen Fan was really promoted by the demons to become a veritable monster commander.
"It's too easy to be a demon commander these days." Chen Fan couldn't laugh or cry. Faced with the enthusiastic demon, he couldn't refuse to refuse, so he pinched his nose to admit it.
"Come on, do this bowl of wine, the third brother will be our demon commander in the future!" Hei Ba shouted, holding the wine bowl.
The demons rushed to promise.
Suddenly the door was kicked open with a squeak, and I saw the White Ape King with a gloomy face holding a stick at the door.
All the demons shrank their heads in shock.
"You actually gather together to drink and have fun without telling the king, you should fight!"