Chapter 33: Gloomy President x Fast Blade Chef

In the vastness, only the voice of Luo Jiujiang and the system was heard.
The system slowly asked Luo Jiujiang: [Host, do you know where we are now? ]
Luo Jiujiang expressed his feelings about the thousands of stars around him: [Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang...]
The system coldly interrupted Luo Jiujiang's lyricism, and it ruthlessly announced: [Host, we are in the vast universe. ]
If its system is not a string of data, it is basically not affected by intercosmic rays; if its host is not so powerful, it may soon be transformed into a pool of flesh and blood under such a situation that it appears in the universe without any cover.
And the root of all this is...
That's right, Luo Jiujiang was blacklisted by the world again.
This is a long story.
According to the processing method that the system has always been familiar with, when the host expresses his desire to leave this world, he will send a signal to the host, and then it will take three to four days to compile a new world channel, and then it. The soul of the host goes to the new world.
However... the host was really full of hatred in the previous world.
He used sound killing in front of hundreds of people, and the power of music attracted a total of 6,812 birds.
This almost miraculous scene was faithfully recorded by the photographic equipment, and it quickly spread to the hundreds of millions with a viral explosive force.
A huge change occurred in a piece of Luo Jiujiang, and even caused a momentary disorder in that side of the world.
This beam is big.
Almost after Luo Jiujiang expressed his willingness to leave the world, the world was like sending a plague god, happily throwing people out on the spot with gongs and drums--roll one get one free, and a system was attached.
The system and the host are drifting in the vast universe, feeling the world is so cold.
5555 did not expect such a development in the situation, and quickly sent a signal to the previous world to tell it that it threw the wrong person.
It’s not a mistake, the world is throwing you.
System 5555 unfortunately found that it was blocked by another world.
system:[……]
Luo Jiujiang: [Um, haha, isn't it all right? ]
The system took a deep breath.
It just so happened that the points settlement sent by the host had already arrived, and the system activated the reporting module, allowing the electronic sound to read the points mechanically, while hiding and sulking with Luo Jiujiang.
[Mission completed, summary of host mission completion degree: S+, equivalent to 1000 points, please keep the host away. ]
The mentally retarded host has no consciousness of drifting in the universe at all, and he starts to bother the system again: [What can the points do? ]
[Exchange skills, martial arts, special items, etc. For example, if you redeem a hypnotic spray worth ten points, you can only use it once, as long as you spray it all over the opponent's body, you can ensure that the opponent falls into a deep sleep for eight hours. ]
[You can do it with a hand knife. ] Luo Jiujiang said bachelorly.
[...] The system paused for a while and changed its direction. [It can also be exchanged for unforgettable skills, or martial arts proficiency... It requires 500 points to exchange, but it can make the host proficient in Taekwondo, Karate, Sanda... etc. skill. ]
Luo Jiujiang thoughtfully: [Oh, that's useless. ]
system:[……]
Although I don't want to admit it, it seems that this is really the case.
But the next moment, what Luo Jiujiang said surprised the system.
After judging that the points are basically useless, Luo Jiujiang said very easily: [But I remember that I asked you to do things before. I always spent points, right? And it seems that you value this thing more. ]
[For a long time, I have been taken care of. All these points will be given to you, do you think it is good? ]
system:[! ! ! ]
Happiness comes too suddenly!
At this moment, the system instantly understood how the popularity of its own host came from.
He is super nice and generous!
The system is no longer sour when loading modules, and running programs no longer hurts. I am full of energy and a hundred times happier. I consciously take the initiative to share the worries for the host.
[Please don't worry the host, I will send a request to the host, we will soon be able to program a new channel, and this will end the drifting. ]
[Um, I'm not too worried. ]
Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly, swiping his arm in the void, and unexpectedly picked up a long arrow from the void.
The long arrow is all white, and the arrow body is engraved with golden tiny letters, and the place where Luo Jiujiang touched it emits a long golden light. The system scanned the arrow once, and felt that its composition should be... human bones?
[This is the arrow that my friend and I borrowed... He was willing to lend me this arrow. It was indeed a life and death. ]
Luo Jiujiang flicked the long arrow with a bit of emotion and said to himself: [First of all, send the soul of Qianling back. ]
He took out the moonlight fragments from his heart, and the arrow shaft felt his heart, so it opened automatically, letting Luo Jiujiang put the soul in it.
Although it is hard to see from the outside, it may indeed be loaded with too much inside. After the soul was tightly wrapped and protected, the arrow shaft jumped up and knocked Luo Jiujiang's forehead with anger.
Luo Jiujiang's forehead was drawn with a vertical light red mark, but he was still smiling.
He opened a huge bow with aura, then confidently aimed at a direction, bent the bow and set an arrow, and shot this white, unique long arrow back to his hometown.
Then he sensed the surrounding environment and roughly chose a direction.
Luo Jiujiang didn't need to weave a channel or make any application. In the blink of an eye, he plunged into that world.
At the moment of passing through the world level, Luo Jiujiang asked the system intimately: [By the way, the system, what are you doing when you just want to report? ]
system:[……]
The system said numbly: [I want to apply for an automatic fueler. After you pretend to be forced, I will be able to cheer you up for the first time. ]

Fortunately, this world is an ordinary world that has established diplomatic relations with the host. After the system entered, it was quickly connected to the host signal, skillfully received the task, and then arranged a new identity for Luo Jiujiang.
When Luo Jiujiang opened his eyes this time, he found that his physical fitness was worse than the previous musician.
And more than that, his body is now thin, and his stomach and esophagus are still hot and painful.
Could it be that the abuse was more serious? Luo Jiujiang thought secretly in his heart.
He sat up and looked around the room he was in. I found that although the decoration here was thoughtful, no matter the size of the space, the furnishings, and the price of the materials, they are more than one level behind the room where Shen Qingjiang was detained.
The system suddenly said: [The world data has been sorted out. Does the host choose to receive it? ]
[receive. ]
Soon, the familiar light screen appeared in front of Luo Jiujiang again.
The original owner of this world was named Lin Jingjiang, and his current profession is called eating and broadcasting.
This is a profession where you can take pictures of yourself eating food, and then post the video to the Internet in exchange for traffic and clicks.
Those who are very popular can pick up advertisements from the store, and chat with fans in the live broadcast, Amway items, and earn advertising fees.
In order to stimulate the appetite of the audience, the food selected by the broadcasters is usually meat-based, and most of them are spicy food.
In the list of foodies on Chibook, fried chicken legs, braised pork, long ribs, skewers and hot pot are all popular.
But most people who don’t have a fan base are poor, and they can only afford instant noodles or red enoki mushrooms soaked in spicy oil.
Such a monotonous and lack of creativity video naturally hardly attracts the attention of others.
Lin Jingjiang is not a newbie who has no fans. He has been in the food and broadcasting industry for three years and has more than 100,000 regular fans. He is also quite famous.
What really ruined him was not because of his lack of popularity and poverty, but because of another unspoken rule circulating in the world of eating and broadcasting.
That is vomiting.
Because the current eating and broadcasting is the trend of eating more, and most of the things eaten are mainly meat. If all of them are digested by humans' own digestive ability, it will inevitably be very slow and painful.
-And some food and broadcast will eat four or five catties of food in just half an hour, and live broadcast every day.
This kind of day is very boring even one day a week, let alone eat so much every day like now?
So one way to spread quietly in the eating and broadcasting room is to induce vomiting.
Some people can squeeze their throats with their fingers, some anchors can use chopsticks, and some broadcasters are already able to use pipes skillfully.
After eating, turn off the camera, turn around and run to the toilet. In just three minutes, the four or five kilograms of food I ate before can be vomited clean.
But the esophagus is, after all, a physiological structure formed from the mouth to the stomach from top to bottom, forcibly vomiting things out, using your toes to know that it is bound to be very harmful to the body.
People who habitually vomit usually suffer from anorexia and have serious problems with their digestive system. At the same time, because stomach acid and food pieces surge together, the teeth will become very fragile.
As for senior vomiters, the smell of vomiting has been soaked in the flesh and lingering all year round.
The original owner of the world Luo Jiujiang is now in is just such a vomiting habit of eating and broadcasting.
He has not yet developed to the point where his teeth have been eroded by stomach acid to the point that he will lose his teeth when eating... But if such a bad habit persists, it may not be much better.
Lin Jingjiang's parents died since childhood, and he was raised by his grandfather. His grandfather was a well-known local cook, and he was even invited by foreign celebrities to participate in the God of Cooking Competition.
Later, both his son and daughter-in-law died accidentally. The old man was discouraged and older, so he simply left the city full of sad memories and took his grandson back to his home town.
The old people are more conservative in their thinking. They originally thought that everyone in the town knows each other, the folk customs are relatively simple, and there is nothing wrong with the children growing up in the town.
But I never expected that young people by nature like to be different, like to pursue excitement, and like a cooler, better, and better life.
After going to college, Lin Jingjiang was lost in the extremely developed city.
Lin Jingjiang has different dispositions. He met a gentleman in a party.
From the perspective of Lin Jingjiang, a tubaozi who went out from the small town, seniors are people with great wisdom.
Not only does he not laugh at Lin Jingjiang, who is rustic and outdated, but he is also very understanding and takes care of his self-esteem. People are even more exquisite and long-sleeved.
At the suggestion of the senior, Lin Jingjiang rented a house with him and became a roommate.
Of course, the seniors don’t know why they feel a little tight when they pay the room bill every month. But Lin Jingjiang didn't care about this, he paid all the room fees alone.
He has a lot of living expenses, and he is thrifty, so he has a very rich life. This kind of wealth was seen by the seniors. Two months later, the seniors and Lin Jingjiang borrowed the first sum of money.
After paying out the living expenses to subsidize the senior, and several times asking for money from the senior for the senior, the grandfather of the hometown finally realized something was wrong, so he set a monthly allowance for Lin Jingjiang.
Both the senior and Lin Jingjiang became poor. Lin Jingjiang gave all the living expenses to the seniors, and the seniors lost an ATM.
Then, on Lin Jingjiang’s birthday, senior Ji Shijie bought a large cake. He cuts a huge piece to Lin Jingjiang, and cuts it again when he sees it is done...
The original owner couldn't bear to refuse the senior's kindness, so he insisted on eating the whole cake.
The senior who witnessed this scene sparkled, and he made a suggestion to Lin Jingjiang.
He asked Lin Jingjiang: "Xiaojiang, have you ever heard of food broadcasting?"