Chapter 50: Gloomy President x Fast Blade Chef

Han Qianling: "..."
Facing Luo Jiujiang's artificial, floating on the surface, it doesn't sound painful at all, and there are countless loopholes visible to the naked eye, Han Qianling turned pale as the system called "no performance at all".
Maybe it's really messy to care.
At the same time, Luo Jiujiang, who had carried a huge boulder weighing more than ten tons, had a ruddy face and was able to breathe freely, but Han Qianling's forehead was sweaty in an instant, and his breathing was so flustered that he had completely lost his rhythm.
He hesitated and said in horror: "You..."
When he signed a multi-billion dollar bill for the first time in his life, he still didn't change his face, and was still able to talk and laugh with the opposite boss.
At the time, the doctor regretfully announced that his case was the only one in the world. I am afraid that there is no proven feasible treatment method, and even when he euphemistically suggested that he may not live to be 30 years old, Han Qianling just nodded and said that he had expected it.
However, at this moment, facing the danger that Luo Jiujiang might encounter, Han Qianling was in chaos.
The system turned off its infrared camera module for the first time, and it felt that it did not need to look at it.
It has a sufficient understanding of its host, and it can deduce Luo Jiujiang's logical process with the hard disk shredder module.
Sure enough, as soon as Han Qianling looked worried, Luo Jiujiang immediately changed his words: "Don't worry, it just hurt a little bit. Now I feel much better."
Wanting to make it clear, he added a superfluous sentence: "I don't think the bones are broken."
system:[……]
Although it turned off the infrared camera, it did not turn off its radio sensor. This is really a mistake.
On the other side, after listening to Luo Jiujiang's explanation, Han Qianling's expression still didn't improve much.
The thrilling moment just now repeatedly appeared in his heart, and the terror contained in it far exceeded any banned film in the world.
He saw with his own eyes that the huge boulder was like a hill, pressing down on Luo Jiujiang's thin figure. Luo Jiujiang's figure is set off extremely small, and the gravity accumulated from high altitude can almost break the muscles and fractures at the moment of contact.
Even if he saw Luo Jiujiang with his own eyes to no avail, Han Qianling still wondered if he was dreaming.
He took a few steps forward with erratic steps, Luo Jiujiang saw that his face was not good, and quickly helped him.
Since getting to know Han Qianling in this world, the other party has always behaved very well.
In all, the only few contacts between the two were taken by Luo Jiujiang: holding Qianling's hand, reaching out to cover the cold back of Qianling's neck, and touching his fingers when handing a snack.
However, this is the first time, Han Qianling tightly, as if to make sure that Luo Jiujiang still exists in the world, instead held Luo Jiujiang's hand.
It may be that he realized that Luo Jiujiang was "injured", so he just let go of his hand after squeezing it, and patted along Luo Jiujiang's arm with his hands soft and flustered.
"Does it hurt here?" Han Qianling pressed Luo Jiujiang's elbow, his eyes were fixed on him, his expression slowly strengthened, and his voice was panicked and hurried. "Can I raise my arm? Bend my fingers and keep it if it hurts. Stay still."
At this moment, no matter who can see Han Qianling's expression: concentration and concern mixed with heartache that must not be lost, he will get a very clear feeling that Luo Jiujiang is the life of Han Qianling.
Luo Jiujiang half-hanged his head and looked obediently. Han Qianling followed a movement when he instructed him. He would never kick his legs when he raised his hand, and he would never lay out the cloth when he raised his hand.
But actually...
Luo Jiujiang dreamtly said to the system: [Wow, this feels so cool...]
system:[……]
The system swears to the sky that it is by no means the kind of system that discriminates against the sexuality of others, after all, how human sexuality manages its affairs.
However, at this moment, it really wanted to curse "dead gay" from the heart.
No, is Comrade Hui Yueguang blind? What kind of man is this man in front of you taking the boulder empty-handed, he can still break the boulder on his chest!
Luo Jiujiang not only hasn't broken the skin at all, but he can also bring you a set of ironman decathlon on the spot!
It is a pity that the thought of system intelligence can only be heard by itself.
So the respectable system 5555 can only be forced to continue watching this pair of dog men online. It looks like a check on the injury, but in fact it is flirting.
Han Qianling carefully checked Luo Jiujiang up and down.
Especially with his arms, he really used the endurance and carefulness like embroidery, and fumbled Luo Jiujiang's hands and arms to confirm that he really did not break any bone.
After finishing this, he took a breath, as if the flying ghost finally returned.
He looked at Luo Jiujiang and asked softly: "Does it still hurt?"
"Um...this..." Luo Jiujiang thought for a while, and decisively hit the foreign aid in his mind: [Do you think that in this situation, as an ordinary human being, is it more appropriate for me to have pain or not? ]
The system replied decisively: [The pain is right. ]
Luo Jiujiang: [But I am afraid that Qianling is worried. ]
[Then it doesn't hurt. ]
[Yes, yes,] Luo Jiujiang hesitated a bit, [but it doesn't meet the standards of normal humans. ]
system:[……]
The system is furious.
Does the host think that it is normal for the host to take over a dozen tons of gravitational-acceleration rock with his bare hands, and then throw it under the cliff like a volleyball? !
The system coldly tells its host who is particularly capable of doing things: [According to the standards of normal humans, it is more appropriate for the host to fall on the ground and behave like a street. ]
Luo Jiujiang: [……]
Luo Jiujiang settled down and decided to adopt a compromised statement: "It doesn't matter, the pain is a bit painful, but you see, it does not affect the activity at all."
"Perhaps it is a bone fracture. You should check it out." Han Qianling's expression is still serious, "The ambulance can't get in here. Let's go down the mountain and call."
Han Qianling didn't dare to hold Luo Jiujiang's hand tightly, and for fear of aggravating his injury, he had to tightly pull Luo Jiujiang's sleeve.
Had it not been for Luo Jiujiang's resolute protest, I am afraid Han Qianling would have liked to carry him down the mountain in person.
The system finally understands that when the two people meet, they will bring their own visual reduction buff.
On the bumpy mountain road, the two walked side by side for a while, and Han Qianling slowly recovered from the feeling of being on the verge of loss and extreme panic.
When people are in fear, their thinking ability is greatly compressed. However, as long as his mood is calmer, he can easily find many things wrong.
For example, Han Qianling is sure of his strength. The moment he pushed Luo Jiujiang desperately just now, he was almost trying to change his life, saying that he would knock Luo Jiujiang out of the danger zone.
But why in the end he was ejected more than ten steps away like a spring?
And he could see clearly that the volume ratio between Luo Jiujiang and that huge rock was quite outrageous. He himself is in the jade business and knows the approximate density of this kind of rock.
If ordinary people are pressed down by the head, the corpse is not pressed into a cake, and the head and feet can be distinguished from the wreckage.
However, Luo Jiujiang not only held the stone in his arms like this, he also turned around lightly and threw the rock.
This scene is beyond the common sense of human beings, it is too outrageous.
Han Qianling believes that under the development of the extreme potential of human beings, a mother may be able to lift a two-ton truck for her beloved child; but a man who is in his early 100s can lift a stone weighing at least ten tons. ...This does not conform to the physiological structure.
Under the stimulation of this stone, Han Qianling finally regained his attention to Luo Jiujiang's astonishing cooking skills, as well as the skill of a knife that could not be seen clearly with the naked eye.
During the second half of the descent, Han Qianling's hand holding Luo Jiujiang's cuffs loosened slightly, and his eyes frequently looked at Luo Jiujiang's profile.
He was overwhelmed.
Luo Jiujiang greeted his gaze calmly. When Han Qianling turned his head for the twelfth time, Luo Jiujiang slowly said the reason he had been brewing for a long time.
"Actually," he said mysteriously, "I have studied qigong."
Han Qianling: "..."
Luo Jiujiang carefully rounded up this lie: "I still practice Tai Chi, have you ever heard of it?"
Han Qianling: "...oh."
Han Qianling's face was expressionless, because he was a little uncertain about what expression he should put on.
He could only quietly listen to Luo Jiujiang desperately going back and breaking the logic of the solar system: "I think you are right, I may indeed have a bone fracture. Now, after realizing it, it hurts and I can’t lift my hand. Activities are not very convenient either."
Luo Jiujiang has already worked so hard, and Han Qianling is really hard to demolish his station.
For the sake of love, Han Qianling tried to put on a look that he believed.
Han Qianling has already begun to think deeply about what he should do to prevent Luo Jiujiang from coming to Taiwan, and how to quietly buy the doctor, let him open his eyes and talk nonsense, announcing that the X-ray film does have a bone fracture.
Just then, another coincidence happened.
It was too late and it was fast, almost only in an instant, Luo Jiujiang's figure moved like the wind.
He first waved his hand and cut off a branch on the side of the cliff with a knife, then held the branch with his backhand, and violently picked up a brightly colored snake with a triangular snake head and nailed the long snake into the cliff. .
At that moment, Luo Jiujiang's expression was extremely serious. Like a rock falling abruptly, this snake appeared strangely.
He remembered that the world had tried desperately to hide the traces of Qianling at the beginning without letting himself find it.
If Qianling really had an accident, his soul fragments would continue to sneak into the cycle of this world. Luo Jiujiang didn't know how long it would take to find him.
Just as Luo Jiujiang was thinking about this with a calm face, Han Qianling beside him finally couldn't bear it anymore, and coughed like an itchy throat.
Luo Jiujiang: "..."
Luo Jiujiang suddenly recovered.
He suddenly realized what he had done.
Did he just say that his arm was cracked and he couldn't lift his hand, so he nailed the poisonous snake to death on his back foot?
Luo Jiujiang slowly turned his neck, facing Shanghan Qianling's expressionless face.
Han Qianling clenched his fist and coughed again. He pointed to the snake pinned by the branches on the cliff: "That...what else do you want to say?"
Luo Jiujiang made the last dying struggle: "Actually, I have also learned kendo."
"... I can see it." Han Qianling took another look at the snake's head and pierced through it, deep into the branch that plunged into the cliff and soil, and replied solemnly.
How could the branch understand the embarrassment of the world, it was still swaying tremblingly with the force that Luo Jiujiang had just applied.
In the relative silence of the two of them, the bright red viper reluctantly flicked the tip of his tail.
Han Qianling asked softly: "Do you know that the attack speed of snakes is generally between 44 milliseconds and 70 milliseconds."
Luo Jiujiang: "...I was taught."
When I heard it, I knew it was a speed that an ordinary person would never have. The problem is that if Luo Jiujiang makes a move, the reaction has never been so fast that it can be measured in milliseconds.
Han Qianling thought for a while and decided to consult Luo Jiujiang: "After going down the mountain in a while, do you still call an ambulance?"
"No need." Luo Jiujiang rubbed the tip of his nose, "Shall we go back?"
"Go back, why not go back." This time Han Qianling took the initiative to hand out a hand to Luo Jiujiang, and then held Luo Jiujiang's hand that can lift mountains and rocks and use branches to nail into the soil.
This time, the two of them really walked side by side.
The two walked out a few steps, and Luo Jiujiang's footsteps stopped again.
"What's wrong, Jiujiang?"
"Do you eat snake meat? If you eat it, I will take that snake back and make a soup for you."
"..."
"It's very fresh, and it can be roasted. The snake meat can be cooked and roasted, but it is best not to steam it-I am very experienced in eating snakes."
"...Eat." In front of temptation, Han Qianling decisively showed his morals to the food.
The author has something to say: Han Qianling: "I don't know why, when I hear about snakes, I feel very cool subconsciously."