Chapter 106: Fan Wai: Egg Baby (1)
-
Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 1444 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:54:00
--
In the second year, Nie Bufan’s second egg was born. Unlike the first time that was calm, this time it was almost all known. Although he hid in the chicken coop ahead of time for the brood, his scream, which seemed to be unable to be pulled out because of constipation, almost caused a landslide.
The flocks of chickens were all guarded outside the chicken coop, and the anxious crowd was not allowed to attack the nest.
Wang Shichan gave a light cough and said lightly: "Don't worry, he is just giving birth."
The rest of the people looked at him, most of them did not respond, just wondering what Nie Bufan was "producing"?
Wang Shichan said again: "Just point, he is giving birth."
Have a baby? Give birth? Have a baby!
Everyone only felt that the world was spinning, lightning and thunder.
Wang Shichan showed the child in his arms and smiled: "Here, this is my son."
"No, didn't you pick it up?" Taibai asked in shock.
"No, it's my own life, it was born to me." Wang Shichan smiled very brightly, watching the rest of the people be angry.
"In other words, you knew it a long time ago?" Li Yi's voice was gloomy.
"You are too slow."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw various hidden weapons heading towards him.
Wang Shichan flashed away and disappeared.
At this moment, a loud baby crying came from inside the house.
gave birth! Everyone was so excited that they completely forgot to investigate the irrationality of men having children. Under the influence of someone, their ability to accept has reached the realm of transcendence.
Taibai asked suddenly, "Whose one of you belongs to this child?"
Everyone's expressions stiffened, they looked at each other suspiciously, and then fell into thought. Ten months ago, who was the one who had with Bufan for long? It seems that the frequency is similar. Except for the guerrilla member Wei Di and the non-staff member of Taibai, Wang Shichan, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Fan Luo divided the world, each with its own means, and the time interval was not too long.
So, whose will it be?
At this time, the genius doctor walked out holding the baby. The crowd flew around, staring at the baby's wrinkled little face, trying to find evidence similar to them from the facial features.
"These eyebrows look like mine." Zhang Junshi pondered.
"Where does it look like it? It doesn't grow up." Li Yi retorted, and then changed the subject, "This expression has the charm of my back then."
"Do you remember what charm you were born with?" Zhang despised.
The rest of the people also came up to study the breed of the child.
The genius doctor watched the play for a long time, and interrupted everyone's discussion: "Village Chief Nie said, this child's father is the leader of Wei League."
"What? Why?" Why does a person who only live for a few days get the top spot?
"What? Mine?" Wei Di tried to restrain his excitement, but the corners of his mouth were raised uncontrollably.
"Yes, it's yours." The genius nodded.
"Why are you so sure?" Wei Di confirmed again.
"This kid has the same five-star birthmark as you on his ass."
"……"
Wei Di was bathed in the envy and resentment of everyone, and laughed readily: "Hahahaha, this is ability, you can't accept it!"
Murderous aura suddenly rose from the surrounding area, burning with anger.
"Haha, I have a future for my Wei family!" Wei Di was full of excitement.
"Uh, Lord Wei."
"what?"
"This is a girl."
"……"
"Hahaha." Taibai laughed, "Congratulations, Lord Wei."
Zhang San and the others balance out inexplicably, each saying "Congratulations", and then enter the house leisurely and look uncommon.
Wei Di hugged his daughter and snorted coldly, "What's wrong with my daughter, but none of you are visible!"
With his ability, how difficult is it to let Bufan give him another birth?
Everyone slowed down and suddenly realized that someone could give birth to a baby. How could this make the men who had been doing so well not excited and crazy?
So, a battle for sons officially kicked off.
After gave birth, Nie Bufan was taken care of by the emperor. He stretched out his hands for food and opened his mouth, and he had everything to eat and drink. The proud sons who usually do not move, these days, they have been working hard and complaining, saying and doing nothing.
After taking a rest for half a month, Nie Bufan's whole body was fat, and he was raised to a fat body, beautiful and delicious.
So, can’t wait for the attackers to sharpen their knives and prepare to speak.
However, a pig can be shared by many people, but one person, even if the chrysanthemum blooms into sunflowers, can’t contain all living beings. Therefore, when the night black wind was high, the attackers turned into beasts, kidnapped and stolen, doing everything they could.
Although Wang Shichan, who has everything to do with his sons, did not participate in the competition, Wei Dian, Li Yi, and Fan Luo all held martial arts and held each other's hands. It caused Nie Bufan to sleep peacefully.
Finally, the head of Village Nie went crazy: "You have enough! I, want, avoid, get pregnant!"
This roar can be described as deafening, the momentum is like a rainbow, and the excitement of the attackers instantly freezes.
Someone Nie has done the calculations carefully. If you want to lay an egg for everyone, even if you do it for a year, you have to be born in your 30s. Normally pregnant women still have a vacancy period, and they give birth every one or two years. Why does he keep giving birth like a rush?
Ya-Ya, just give it a little sunshine and it will be shining. Is he the village chief a pig?
all face him!
The attackers faced the wall, but the determination to have children has become their lifelong pursuit!
As long as someone’s vitality remains, they may be able to live until they are old...
Nie Bufan doesn't know the wretched mind of everyone, otherwise he has to explode. He was proud of his prestige, and walked proudly.
Wang Shichan said to the others: "The days ahead are long, why rush for a while? I have a suggestion. I wonder if you are willing?"
"What proposal?"
"In the future, everyone will have with Bufan for two months. If they are not pregnant after two months, they must be handed over to another person. There is no priority for children. Therefore, Master Wei, you should come to the fight in half a year."
Wei Di coldly, sitting on the bench with his daughter in his arms, did not refute.
Wang Shichan's proposal was quickly approved.
At this time, Tai Bai's weak voice came: "Brother Chan, am I also counted as me?"
Five people and ten eyes all stared at him coldly.
Taibai burst into tears suddenly, the big brothers ate meat every day, and they didn't even drink the soup! Too cruel!
"In addition," Wang Shichan said again, "Leader Wei, you can't take the child away for the time being, you won't be able to bear it. Later, when she grows up, she decides to stay. You can visit her regularly."
Wei Wei frowned, his face full of disapproval.
Wang Shichan smiled and said, "Boofan said that he hopes that one day he can see the little carrot heads running around in the mountains."
Everyone has a black line, can't imagine what a terrible future that is. If the little ghosts all inherited Nie Bufan's character, the world is probably not far from destruction.
Wei Di was a little frightened, looking at his daughter with pity in his eyes. Then he gritted his teeth: "Okay, just leave her here."
At this moment, Nie Bufan's mid-term full shout suddenly came from outside the house: "Wang Wu, where have you been? Xiao Jia has been riding on a pig, why don't you bring him back?"
Xiao Jia is the nickname of Wang Wu's son, Nie Bufan took. In order to save trouble, he has long named the children A, B, C, D...
Therefore, Wei Di's daughter is called "Xiao Yi".
Alas, there is a dad who is so inconsistent, and he has been for eight lifetimes.
However, children born to strange flowers are not in the category of normal people...
The author has something to say: I am thinking, if the descendants of the most powerful families in the world are all the children of Nie Bufan, then...