Chapter 20: Size problem

　　 In the bathhouse, the water is misty and steaming.
　　 Si Chen Yu Chiluo soaked his body in the huge bath, looking blankly at the jubilant chicken in the water.
　　 He knew for the first time that chickens can swim too...
　　 Of course, the point is not here.
　　 Generally, people of wealthy origin have a slight habit of cleanliness. They pay attention to food, clothing, housing and transportation. They bathe with poultry. He doesn't have such a strange hobby.
When he was about to get out of the bath angrily, Nie Bufan walked in with a change of clothes, and at a glance he saw Si Chenyu stand up aggressively, revealing his two proud biceps and pectoralis major muscles. .
　　 Nie Bufan naturally rejects men who are better than him, especially those who want to show in front of him.
Si Chenyu was not as thick as Nie Bufan. He saw his "Chunguang" leaking out, and quickly sat back in the bath, and pointed at the chicken on the other side and pleaded: "Hurry up by this thing and give it to me again. Boil a bucket of water."
Nie Bufan put his clothes aside first, then stooped to pick up the chicken playing in the water, and said, "How many times have I told you, don't take a bath with a stranger, what if you are swallowed up by life?" "
　　 Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth, he didn't have such a good appetite!
　　 drove the chicken out, Nie Bufan said to Si Chenyu again: "You don't need to boil the water anymore. My funny family loves to clean it. I take a shower every day and I am absolutely free of illness."
　　 "You mean, let me share a bath with a chicken?" Si Chenyu grabbed a chicken feather from the water and said angrily.
　　 Nie Bufan stepped on the side of the bath with his hands wrapped around his chest, and said, "This is how our chicken coop village is. Chickens are sacred and inviolable. No matter how long you talk, I will directly give you cold water."
　　 Si Chenyu Qijie, he has never received such cruel treatment before, staring at Nie Bufan with fire in his eyes, killing intently, grabbing the shoe aside and throwing it at him.
　　 Nie Bufan didn't notice for a while—of course, even if he was observant—he was beaten upright, planted in the water like garlic, splashing a lot of water.
　　 Si Chenyu sneered, his face suddenly changed before he could say a few ruthless words.
　　 Nie Bufan popped his head, wiped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile: "So you want the village chief to accompany you in the bath?"
　　 Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Go away."
　　 "This is your initiative, now you want to refuse and welcome?"
　　 Si Chenyu's expression was distorted, and he bared his teeth in a suppressed voice: "Let go!"
　　 "You let me let me go?" Nie Bufan approached, "give me a reason to let go."
　　 What reason is needed for this?
　　 "If you don't let go, I will kill you!" Si Chenyu threatened.
　　 "You kill it, it's not a loss to exchange my life for you to kill your grandchildren."
　　 It turned out that Nie Bufan's left hand was tightly pulling something between Si Chenyu and Tui. When he fell into the water just now, he saw the target, and a dragon's claw hand held the lifeblood of others.
　　 Si Chenyu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, his fists rattled, and he gritted his teeth and said: "How can there be such a shameless person in the world as you?"
　　 Nie Bufan smiled and bared his white teeth: "I have teeth."
　　 Si Chenyu turned away and suppressed the surging anger in his chest with the strength of milking.
　　 Just listened to Nie Bufan and said again: "Speaking of Brother Shi, you can really master it with one hand."
　　嘣! The last sane nerve was officially broken.
　　 Si Chenyu rose up and pressed Nie Bufan by the pool, clasping his throat with both hands, shaking vigorously: "Are you going to let go?"
　　 Okay, Da Shi is finally driven to mania.
　　 "Cough, cough, calm, calm." Nie Bufan was a little dizzy from being shaken, but his right hand was always dragging the thing dutifully, while his left hand sneaked underneath to scratch the other side's itchy flesh.
　　 Si Chenyu twisted his body, revealing a terrifying expression as if he had been trampled by someone, and the movement of shaking Nie Bufan stopped.
　　 Bufan Nie thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera at this time.
　　 "You..." Si Chenyu is so unlucky, who is not good to offend, but Nie Bufan is offended.
　　 "Brother Wet, come, take a deep breath, take a deep breath." Nie Bufan stroked his chest up and down with his left hand.
　　 Si Chenyu weakly hung his head on Nie Bufan's shoulder, and the two maintained an ambiguous posture of friendship.
　　 Si Chenyu gradually calmed down when he smelled the faint smell of grass on the opponent's nose. Since childhood, no one has ever dared to be so rude to him, let alone make such a nasty action. But looking at Nie Bufan's expression, it was a bit calm in the joke, a bit playful in the cunning, and after the initial anger, there was a strange taste.
　　 Forget it, this person in front of me cannot be treated with common sense. Some people are like a kind of seemingly harmless poisonous weeds. If you step on it barefoot, you have to suffer the consequences of poisoning.
　　 Si Chenyu's eyes suddenly flashed a glimmer of light, staring at Nie Bufan, and then...
　　 "Ah!" Nie Bufan exclaimed, "What are you doing?"
　　 "The way of the person is to treat the person's body." Si Chenyu smiled.
　　 "This, although I really don't want to hit you, I still have to say, although your body is better than me, but the thing is smaller than me, holding it like this, don't you feel inferior?"
　　Si Chenyu's anger that has just calmed down shows signs of resurgence. He smiled and said without a smile: "Hmph, are you sure yours is bigger than me?"
　　 "Of course, the feel can't be wrong."
　　 "Then let's Bibi."
　　 "How do you compare?"
　　 "This way." Si Chenyu's hand penetrated into Nie Bufan's trousers, grabbed the thing with five fingers and started to move flexibly. He would completely throw the morals to the Java country, and only after such a short time with Nie Bufan, the inner evil was aroused.
　　 "Hey, wait," Nie Bufan stopped. "Are you ashamed of two big men doing this kind of thing?"
　　 Do you still know shame? Si Chenyu snorted, but didn't stop the movements of his hands, and said lightly: "I heard that you have this kind of hobby, isn't that young man of the Li family yours?"
　　 "Uh, that's right, I have to guard him like a jade." Nie Bufan said righteously.
　　 Si Chenyu snorted, with a clear expression of "I believe you are strange".
　　 Nie Bufan is a great young man with normal desires. After being so taken by Si Chenyu, he slowly felt.
　　 He curled his lips, and while reciting Ami Buddha silently, he moved his hands unwillingly.
　　 The two did not speak for a while, the temperature in the room seemed to be getting higher and higher, and their breathing became heavier and heavier.
　　 Not long after, Si Chenyu leaned into Nie Bufan’s ear and whispered: "You dare to say that yours is bigger than me?"
　　 Nie Bufan was expressionless, holding the iron rod motionless with his left hand.
　　 "Okay, everything has been done, there will be a beginning and an end."
　　 Nie Bufan glanced at him, and when he was about to erupt, he suddenly folded with force and gave Si Chenyu a brutal and inhuman blow.
　　 "Ah!" Si Chenyu bent down, his expression distorted.
　　 Nie Bufan pushed him away and walked out of the bath.
　　 "The head of the village will not accompany him." Nie Bufan shook the water and went away proudly, leaving only a certain prince who was grinning.
　　 Just when they left the house, they met Si Chenyu’s two subordinates. When they saw Nie Bufan soaked all over, they couldn’t help asking curiously: "What's the matter with you?"
　　 Nie Bufan suddenly showed aggrieved affection, and said angrily: "Your prince is sick!"
　　 "Sick?" The guard frowned, "Don't talk nonsense."
　　 "I'm talking nonsense?" Nie Bufan said angrily, "Just now I kindly sent the clothes in. Who knows that your prince is actually..."
　　 "How is it?"
　　 "He actually did unforgivable to me."
　　 "...impossible."
　　 "Why do you think I stayed in for so long just now, and I was so embarrassed?"
　　 "..." Yeah, why?
　　 Nie Bufan sighed: "If you don't believe me, don't worry, I don't want to say more. Who told me that I was just a small civilian. The prince wants it, can I still not give it?
　　 "……"
　　 Nie Bufan faltered and turned away. He just walked a few steps before suddenly turning around and saying, "Also, I have to say, the staying power of your prince is worrying."
　　 "......!"
　　 When Si Chenyu, who was looking ugly, walked out of the bathhouse, he was greeted by strange eyes from his men.
　　 Si Chenyu just felt inexplicable. He didn't know that his image was being ruthlessly destroyed.
　　 "Brother Wet, the goddess is waiting in the yard over there for the ride." Nie Bufan raised his hand at him on the other side.
At this moment Si Chenyu is wearing the clothes Nie Bufan prepared for him. It is simple and plain. He has faded away from his costume. It is a bit less natural and arrogant, but a bit more of the lost dust. If his expression can be normal again , That seemed like a hermit.
　　 The performance of the predecessors is completely different. Two words-hypocrisy.
　　 Si Chenyu nodded blankly, and was about to step away, and suddenly stopped and asked: "Yes, I heard something wrong from just now, what do you call me?"
　　 "Brother Wet." Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.
　　 Si Chenyu sighed: "You can call me "Sir"."
　　 "Wet son." Nie Bufan followed kindness.
　　 "It's ‘Di’."
　　 "Wet."
　　 "……"
　　 pronunciation correction to no avail, Si Chenyu went to meet the goddess in a bad mood.
　　 Nie Bufan did not participate in the conversation between the two.
　　 When they finish talking, the food is ready. Nie Bufan asked Tubeng to send the goddess their share, and then asked him to entertain Si Chenyu's two men.
　　 During the meal, Si Chenyu said nothing to the content of the conversation, but said to Nie Bufan after the meal: "Clean up a room for me by tomorrow, and I will move in for a while."
　　 Nie Bufan replied as he packed his dishes and chopsticks: "100 yuan per person per day, full board and lodging, daily settlement, no credit."
　　 Si Chenyu stared at him with an uncomfortable expression. After a while, he put a piece of jade pendant on the table and said coldly: "This jade pendant is worth at least five hundred taels."
　　 Nie Bufan glanced at him and said with disdain: "Sorry, I don't accept payment of debts."
　　 It is too troublesome to exchange, Nie Bufan hates trouble the most.
Si Chenyu's face was gloomy, and there was a oozing cold all over his body, and he kept his mouth silent. When his servants and guards walked in, he stiffened and said, "Xu Si, take one hundred taels to this Young Master Nie. "
　　 The servant named "Xu Si" held a bruised face and took out a hundred taels of silver notes angrily.
　　 "Hey, thank you for your patronage." Nie Bufan smiled and took the banknote.
　　 Well, this business is good. I hope that Nineteen can stay for a while, and the good life is beckoning him.
　　 Si Chenyu was sent away, Nie Bufan found Nineteen and asked about the meeting.
　　 Nineteen excitedly said: "I told him that the opening time of the treasure must be in midsummer. As for the specific day, I still want to watch the sky at night."
　　 Nie Bufan gave her a thumbs up and praised: "Good job."
　　 "So that I have enough time to find the key." Nineteen said hopefully, "The palace lord said that my trip will be rewarding, and I believe I can do it."
　　 Nie Bufan pretended to respond falsely: "Uh, uh, you must do it."
　　 There are still a few months, hehehehe...