Chapter 31: Don't plant noodles

　　 When Nie Bufan woke up, he saw Li Yi's evil face at a glance. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body ached like being run over by something.
　　 Nie Bufan was surreptitiously searching for his clothes scattered everywhere, while gritting his teeth and making strange looks. Just after putting on a jacket and preparing to cross Li Yi to get out of bed, his waist was suddenly encircled by a powerful arm, and then Li Yi's faint voice: "Where to go?"
　　 Nie Bufan turned his head, looked at Li Yi with a pair of clear eyes, and said: "It's getting late, it's time to get up."
　　 "Oh." Li Yi sat up and turned Nie Bufan on his lap.
　　 Nie Bufan honestly did not move, just asked: "Where is this?"
　　 "The old house of a distant relative of Li's family, apart from regular cleaning, few people set foot in it."
　　 "Yes. Then why are we here?"
　　 Li Yi squinted his eyes and looked at him, before asking for a while: "Why do you think we are here?"
　　 Nie Bufan was thinking, taking up his trousers and putting them on his feet. Halfway through the trousers, he said, "I remember I went to the kiln and called a few girls to accompany the wine. I had a great chat. Then..."
　　 "Then what?" Every time Li Yi heard a sentence, his face went dark.
　　 "Then...there is no more, then I will be here when I wake up." Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in distress, "Why don't I have any impression of what happened after that?"
　　 "You mean, you don't remember what happened last night?" Li Yi gritted his teeth.
　　 "Yes." Nie Bufan said solemnly, "I think I'm drunk. The strange thing is that I hurt everything except my head."
　　 "……"
　　 "Li Si, your face looks like constipation now, doesn't it matter?"
　　 Li Yi held down Nie Bufan’s hand holding his pants, and said sharply: "Is it over if I am drunk?"
　　 "Did I do anything outrageous?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.
　　 Li Yi pouted and did not speak.
　　 "...or rather, did you do something heinous?"
　　 Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi with a look of beasts, but his fingers were pulling the hand that was holding his waistband.
　　 After confirming that he could not shake, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: "Can you let go?"
　　 "No."
　　 "The cold in the spring and morning makes it easy to catch colds if left in the air."
　　 "That's it." Li Yi grasped the thing between his legs.
　　 "This..." Nie Bufan said bitterly, "I don't have the habit of Chen/Bo."
　　 Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, "I have."
　　 Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi and said weakly, "Li Si, my head hurts. If you touch it, are you feverish?"
　　 Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was smashing the key, and he was ready to touch his head.
　　 Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it, squinting his eyes and said: "Li Si, although I know you are not trivial, I still have to remind you that a man who doesn't love clean is unlovable."
　　 "..." What does a person who sleeps in the chicken coop tell him about cleanliness!
　　 Taking advantage of Li Yi's defamation, Nie Bufan got out of his arms like a loach, jumped up and lifted his pants.
　　 "Hiss!" As soon as he lifted his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, faintly aching in his privacy, but he didn't want to express the pain so as not to be asked by Li Yi. But in his heart, who was afraid of pain, he was very annoyed at Li Yi. He wanted to go mad and took him with a higher force value than him. All kinds of emotions were intertwined. Nie Bufan's expression was like being twisted by paste, weird, wrinkled and weird. ,distortion……
　　 "...What are you doing?" Li Yi's mouth twitched as he saw it, and wanted to help him clean up his face.
　　 Nie Bufan touched his face, pretending to be calm and said: "It's okay, it's just urgency."
　　 "..." Well, even if Li Yi still has the mind of morning fortune, he was wiped out by his wicked words. He is now very glad that he didn't have xie early last night, Nie Bufan definitely has the potential to drive people crazy. He had obviously succeeded, but he had no sense of accomplishment at all. Do it later, it's best to plug his mouth first.
　　 "Can you get up now?" Nie Bufan asked quietly.
　　 Li Yi waved his hand to say to let him go. For the sake of this fragile heart, don't push too much. Otherwise, who knows what strange things this guy will have?
　　 Nie Bufan smiled, and stood up cautiously with his waistband, ready to step over him to find a belt.
　　 At this moment, the door was kicked open with a slamming, and Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn expression. Nie Bufan was taken aback. As soon as he loosened his hand, his pants fell off again, revealing two bare legs...
　　 Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were still at the same time, and their eyes fell on Nie Bufan’s legs.
　　 Nie Bufan picked up his leg, and one person gave an eye knife, and said with contempt: "Don't you know what it means to see no evil?"
　　 Zhang Jun turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.
　　 Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and lifted his trousers quickly.
　　 Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly, and Li Yi returned with triumphant eyes.
　　 Nie stepped out of the bed awkwardly with extraordinary action, and squashed his mouth at Zhang Jun: "Zhang San, I was drunk last night."
　　 "Really?" Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes to help him put it on, his face was gloomy, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more unswerving.
　　 Nie Bufan opened his arms, let him serve, and asked, "Zhang San, why are you here?"
　　 "Your chicken."
　　 Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he hadn’t emptied himself, he realized that Zhang San was talking about a real chicken.
　　 Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little cockscomb head of Girl Flower poking out, meeting his line of sight and then disappearing again.
　　 Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys are getting less and less of his master, and they are familiar with betraying him. When you look back, you have to rectify it, otherwise, don’t you have any privacy?
　　 "Okay, let's go back." After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn't drag it. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, who was slightly messy, grabbed Nie Bufan's other hand.
　　 "Go back together." Li Yi touched Nie Bufan's head with his other hand.
　　 Zhang Junshi swept across coldly, and Li Yi's gaze collided in the air again, and in an instant, lightning shot everywhere.
　　 Nie Bufan looked at this and that, the three big men held hands and went hand in hand, like three fools.
　　 Nie Bufan suddenly put his hands together, folded Zhang and Li's hands together, and said seriously: "Good friends, love each other."
　　 Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other, shuddering at the same time, and quickly pulled their hands back.
　　 "Okay, let's go." Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a bold step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes tapped. Then, he saw his feet trembling slightly, and the whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors about to soften.
　　 Nie Bufan is unwilling to show weakness, the consequence is that he must endure the indescribable pain, to the limit, it is unbearable!
　　 tm hurts too much!
　　 Nie Bufan put on Zhang Junshi's shoulders, clenched his fists and grinned, piercing Li Yi as a villain in his heart.
　　 Li Yi's eyes were a little worried and a little proud, and he stepped forward and hugged him across his chest.
　　 Zhang Junshi stopped him: "What are you doing?"
　　 Li Yi said lightly: "Did you not see him uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, I am afraid he can't walk through."
　　 Zhang Jun gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.
　　 Li Yi's mouth smiled: "He was exhausted last night."
　　 This is simply Chi Guoguo's provocation!
　　 But Nie Bufan still replied unconsciously: "Yes, I didn't sleep well all night. I had a weird dream all night, and I won't drink anymore. It's too exhausting."
　　 Li Yi chuckled.
　　 Zhang Junshi's face was purple and black, like poisoned.
　　 "Would you like to leave? Hurry up." Nie Bufan urged.
　　 "Go." Li Yi walked around Zhang Junshi briskly.
　　 Zhang Junshi stared at his back, for a long time, the anger in his eyes gradually subsided, replaced by a firmness.
When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Jiwo Village, he must not be seen by any livestock in the village to see him such a
fragile
side. This is too detrimental to his glorious image. Up.
　　 After returning to the village, I saw the nineteenth goddess walking around at first glance. Nie Bufan walked up to her with a smile and said, "You came back early? I was worried about you just now."
　　 "Thank you for the village chief for worrying, and the little girl... I am grateful." Nineteen pretended to reply gently, but his eyes wandered and his conscience was guilty.
　　 In fact, when Li Yi came here last night, she saw it in the corridor on the other side, but she didn't notify Nie Bufan, instead she flashed someone first. Although a little unethical, for the sake of his own reputation, it is better to protect himself.
　　 Nineteen's pretence is not calm enough, if you have the thick skin of Nie Bufan, and her status as a stick, it will be invincible in the world. It's a pity that she can't hide that little bit of vain from Nie Bufan's perceptive eyes. Originally it was just a suspicion, this time it was determined that XIX must abandon him at a critical time.
　　 Nie Bufan bared his white teeth at her, smiled brightly, and said kindly: "It's okay if you are fine. The sun is big outside, so please pay attention to sun protection when you go out."
　　 Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky. It’s warm and gentle. Where do I need sunscreen?
　　 Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange laughter.
　　As soon as I walked to the door, I saw a group of dark shadows falling from the sky, hitting the courtyard with a loud bang and splashing dust.
　　 I fixed my eyes and realized it was a...corpse? Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying all around in the yard.
　　 Nie Bufan looked up, and saw a person standing on the roof, standing alone, fluttering like an immortal, Wang Shichan, who came and went without a trace.
　　 "What are you?" Nie Bufan pointed at the people on the ground and asked suspiciously.
　　 "Chicken thief." Wang Shichan replied concisely.
　　 "Chicken thieves?" He kicked one of them in the ass, dissatisfied, "Can you just solve it outside the village? What do you do to carry it to my yard?"
　　 "Since I promised to keep the watch for you, I must be perfect." Wang Shichan said lightly, "but I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for dealing with them."
　　 "..." Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious guy.
　　 After a moment of loss of consciousness, Wang XX disappeared, leaving only a "corpse".
　　 Nie Bufan touched the dumb man and looked around the village for a week.
　　 This is a bit bad! It seems that the residents of Jiwo Village are showing signs of getting crooked. He feels that his supreme prestige has been challenged...
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