Chapter 33: Dan Sheng (Strategy by Zhang San)

　　 The next day, Li Yi left Nie Bufan’s room with a face of constipation. In a short time, he might never come again.
　　 When Zhang Junshi learned of the situation, he seldom smiled so unkindly. Why did that man stun him? Can only send him two words: deserve it!
Nie Bufan is no longer in danger of losing his life. Not to mention how moisturized he is. When he feels relieved, the goddess, Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai and others suffer from blood mold, and are often harassed by inhumane and poor food If you don't sleep well, you have to beware of flying hairs.
　　 Si Chenyu said to Li Yi and Zhang Junshi: "You usually see your relationship so good, so why don't you know how to manage?"
　　 Li Yi's face was cold, and black air came out all over his body.
　　 Zhang Junshi smiled in full bloom, saying that he would criticize education.
　　 On this day, Nie Bufan came back from the air and suddenly spotted an egg next to the pillow.
　　 He was surprised that the hens had not laid eggs on his bed for a long time under his guidance. What happened to this one today?
　　 He stretched out his hand to pick it up, a warmth came from the palm of his hand, something seemed to be beating in the egg, slowly and powerfully.
　　 Is this a fertilized egg? The chicken inside has taken shape?
　　 Nie Bufan took the egg and took a photo at the sun, dimly and unrealistically.
　　 He simply stuffed the egg into his arms, ready to find a brooding hen to incubate.
　　 At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in and said with a smile: "Nothing, are you free? How about going to the store with me?"
"what's up?"
　　 "Did you not sell me the tea egg recipe last time? The store has already made the first pot according to the recipe, and this pot is not going to be sold. I want to take you to try it."
　　 "Oh, that's it. Okay, let's go. If you hurry, you can come back at night." Nie Bufan took Zhang Junshi and walked out.
　　 It happened that Li Yi went to Si Chenyu's door to open the door, and he would definitely not come to mark people for a while.
　　 The two came to Zhangjiadian. Xiao Er had already peeled the tea eggs and put them in the room. They also sent a pot of good wine and stacks of side dishes.
　　 "How? Is the taste okay?" Zhang Junshi asked.
　　 Nie Bufan nodded and said, "Well, it's much better than what I cooked."
　　 Zhang Junshi smiled and said, "That's because we use more ingredients. Come and eat."
　　 Nie Bufan was not polite to him either, his chopsticks were flying, and from time to time he touched his wine glasses to talk about life.
　　 The wine is full and the night has fallen. There are dots outside the window, and pedestrians are scattered on the road.
　　 "Will you stay overnight here tonight?" Zhang Junshi suggested unintentionally.
　　 Nie Bufan leaned against the window with drunken eyes and vaguely agreed.
　　 Zhang Junshi's eyes flashed sharply, and he went out and ordered the man to prepare water.
　　 There is an oval wooden barrel for one or two people to bathe in the guest room. Of course, it is not as good as the bath of Nie Bufan’s family, and can only soak half of the body.
　　 Nie Bufan undressed and walked unsteadily behind the screen. Zhang Junshi was right there, and suddenly saw an egg falling out of his clothes, he hurriedly caught it, and put it on the bedside table together with his clothes.
　　 Nie was very confused, thinking he was in his own home, and he was ready to jump inside when he saw the water. If Zhang Junshi hadn't caught him, it would have caused a catastrophe. Zhang Junshi looked at his naive look, couldn't help kissing him on the cheek, then hugged him into the tub, and stepped into it naked.
　　 "Uncommon." Zhang Jun really whispered in his ear.
　　 Nie Bufan rubbed his arms and muttered: "Zhang San, I'm dizzy."
　　 "It's okay, I'll be fine later." Zhang Junshi picked up a towel to help him wipe his body, but this guy was dishonest, twisted his body, and sang untuned songs screaming and crying. Zhang Junshi was made hot by him.
　　 "It's extraordinary, I can't help it any more you move." Zhang Junshi issued a warning.
　　 Nie Bufan suddenly sat upright, with a solemn expression, pointed at him and said, "I can't bear it, I don't have to bear it anymore!"
　　 "..." Well, that's what you said.
　　 Zhang Junshi stared at him scorchingly, then slammed him against the side of the bucket and kissed his lips deeply.
　　 "Huh..." Nie Bufan's eyes were blurred, and he unconsciously grasped Zhang Junshi with both hands.
　　 The two were entangled in the slightly crowded bathtub, their bodies pressed tightly, and the gradually cold water could not suppress the turbulent flame.
　　 Zhang Junshi’s head was retracted from Nie Bufan’s mouth, and a strand of silver thread was brought out. He kissed down his chin, neck, Adam's apple, collarbone...lifting his waist, holding the cherry red on his chest, tossing and sucking.
　　 "Ah...Zhang San, you..." Nie Bufan's mentality was a little unclear, but his body sensations constantly stimulated his nerves and disturbed his blush and heartbeat.
　　 Zhang Junshi did not speak, arched his whole body out of the bathtub, and lay flat on the cloth mat beside the bucket.
　　 "Tonight, you belong to me." Zhang Junshi put Yu looked between his two tui, rubbed ca gently, and his hands kept burning on him.
　　 Nie Bufan is like a fish thrown on the beach, dry, hot, and breathing hard.
　　 "Fisherman" sharpened his knife, steamed him first, then spread some sauce, and then took his mouth.
　　 "Ah! No!" Nie Bufan seemed to be sober suddenly, startled all over, raised his foot to Zhang Junshi's lower abdomen to prevent him from entering.
　　 Zhang Junshi pushed his feet away at will, and calmly said: "Don't be afraid, although I am the first time, it will definitely be gentle."
　　 "This doesn't seem to be the first time it's not the first time." Nie Bufan trembled, "It's all men, why are you doing something?"
　　 "Oh? Then you let Li Yi get on your bed?" Zhang Junshi bit his shoulder with dissatisfaction, straightened his body, and walked in.
　　 Nie Bufan tightened and stuck Zhang Jun in the middle.
　　 "Don't, don't get me wrong, it was an accident."
　　 "Oh? Really?" Zhang Junshi smiled, "Actually, this is also an accident. You are drunk and I am drunk."
　　 "...I'm drunk and beastly?"
　　 "It's obvious." Zhang Jun supported his tun and went in a little more.
　　 Nie Bufan leaned back on the ground with his elbows, trying to slip out of Zhang Junshi's arms, but he took a step back, and he took one step further. Both of them moved more than two meters and still remained intimate.
　　 Nie Bufan was weak, and looked at Zhang Junshi pitifully.
　　 Zhang Junshi has always been gentle, but this will be uncharacteristically resolute, no longer giving Nie Bufan time to struggle, he clamped his waist just to stand up and go deep into the top.
　　 "Ah! It hurts!" Nie Bufan slapped the man him.
　　 Zhang Junshi was actually very nervous, his heart beating sharply, until after he entered, the feeling of ecstasy and bones really gave him a great shock.
　　He slowly □, breathing pressure.
　　This...it's too boring! This thought came to both of them at the same time.
　　 glanced at each other, as if there was a tacit understanding, a wave of fierce collision began.
　　 Nie Bufan is also considered broken and broken, and he has reached this point. No matter how hard it is, he will not be a man!
　　 With Jiujin, he put aside his scruples, relaxed his body, and accepted the opponent as much as possible.
　　 "Hmm..." It's too deep. Nie Bufan screamed yin.
　　 "Be quiet." Zhang Junshi gasped in his ear and said, "The walls have ears."
　　 "Ah...um..." Nie Bufan yelled louder.
　　 Zhang Junshi immediately kissed him, lifted his leg, and thrust it heavily.
　　 Nie Bufan widened his eyes, his cheeks flushed.
　　 A smile flashed in Zhang Junshi's eyes, and his movements slowed down.
　　 The two rolled over to the other side, enjoying themselves, the suppressed yin sound and intermittent crashing sound filled the whole room.
　　 This night, I am destined to sleepless...
　　 The next day, when he took three shots, Nie Bufan woke up from his drowsiness. He immediately felt a splitting headache and his body was weak and weak.
　　 The upper body is full of hickeys, and except for a slight tingling in the private part, it doesn't hurt as much as the first time. In fact, I can't blame Li Yi for his poor technique. It was the first time, but he chose to start when Nie Bufan was sober. Nie Bufan’s ability to play funny when he is sober is hard for ordinary people to resist. His ability to complete the process is already considered an extraordinary talent, and he hopes that he will pity and cherish jade?
　　 At this point, Zhang Junshi is more sophisticated. He first tricked Nie Bufan into with a flawless reason, and then used the wine and vegetable offensive calmly. After satiated and satiated, his alertness came down.
　　 At this time, no matter what Nie Bufan monster is like a ghost, he can only be taken apart and eaten by him, and he has the ultimate enjoyment.
　　 Just as Nie Bufan grinned, Zhang Jun walked in with a grin.
　　 "You..." Nie Bufan pointed at him, looking like a sword.
　　 "Does your body still hurt?" Zhang Junshi sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hand down, and said warmly, "Will you sleep again?"
　　 "I won't sleep anymore." Nie Bufan shook his hand and said with full anger, "Am I such a fragile person? You can knock me down in one night!"
　　 Zhang Junshi's eyes were piercing, and he smiled and said, "That seems to continue tonight."
　　 Nie Bufan choked and said with his head hanging down: "Zhang San, I am drunk, and you are drunk too, so the brutality became so big that this kind of result was caused. How do we think it didn't happen?"
　　 "Hmm..." Zhang Junshi touched his chin and thought, "Also, we can do it once when we are drunk, and forget once when we do it, how about?"
　　 Nie Bufan squinted at him and couldn't say anything: "Zhang San, are you still Zhang San? Are you still my gentle and pure brother Zhang San?"
　　 "Of course it is." Zhang Junshi smiled gently as always, and said smoothly, "Don't think too much, I will be responsible for you to the end."
　　 "I don't need you to be responsible." Nie Bufan horrified, "I still want to marry a wife and have children, and raise children to protect against old age."
　　 Zhang Junshi patted his forehead and said seriously: "It is better to do less daydreaming."
　　 "……"
　　 "Okay, I'll ask someone to prepare hot water for you to freshen up. Let's have a meal together after you clean it up." Zhang Junshi put a kiss on his eyes, then got up and left.
　　 Nie Bufan fell on the bed, rolling around as the wolf howled. How did you prevent Li Si and not Zhang San?
　　 Wait, that's not right! Nie Bufan stood up and sat up. Why didn't Wang Shichan appear this time? Does he still see people order food? Be cautious with Li Yi, but ignore Zhang Junshi?
　　 Didn’t he listen to the corner of the night?
　　 Nie Bufan glanced around vigilantly, and he was relieved to make sure that there was no suspicious figure. Could it be that Wang Shichan didn't follow him at all?
　　 Nie Bufan simply forgot. He was talking about personal protection "in the village". With Wang Shichan's stubborn personality, he absolutely performed meticulously.
　　 He put on his clothes angrily, and decided to use that scripture as toilet paper after he went back.
　　 At this moment, a click suddenly came from my ear, as if there was a crack.
　　Nie Bufan followed the prestige, and saw a crack in the shell of the egg on the bedside table.
　　 He leaned forward in surprise, and murmured: "This way can also hatch a chick?"
　　 Although eggs can be hatched artificially, they need to master the temperature. It is absolutely impossible to hatch if exposed to the air below 20 degrees for a long time.
　　 But looking at this situation, the chicken is indeed breaking its shell.
　　 Nie Bufan widened his eyes and stared at the egg's changes intently. As the egg shell slowly fell off, a bunch of fluffy things were gradually exposed.
　　This is... a monkey? A monkey born from an egg?
　　 Nie Bufan was stunned!
　　 The author has something to say: "The Cheats of Jiwo Village"
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　　 Fifth, if the fertilized eggs in the chicken nest village are hatched outside the village, they will restore the original form of the mother. And unless they are chickens, animals born outside will no longer become chickens when they return to the chicken coop village.
　　Ps: Zhang San also tasted the meat. The remaining classmate Wang Wu has a long way to go. To bend him, Nie Bufan has to use eighteen martial arts.