Chapter 1: Swear to heaven
-
Bitter Entertainment Critic
- Lazy cat sticking out tongue
- 1245 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:29:19
Xuzhou City.
A strange blushing crescent moon.
The sun was shining, the street lights were shining, and the pedestrians were all lazily walking on the road wearing headphones.
The whole city entered the night quietly, and the streets under the neon lights were lively.
There is a lake beside the Hedong Bridge. The lake is choppy and very beautiful.
A white young man sat on the chair, his eyes empty, as if he had lost hope in life.
"Hey, you say me this one!"
"There are also many advantages, smart, handsome, humorous, many ideas!"
"Failure is defeated by a shortcoming..."
In the distance, an old man came over and said: "Young people are impetuous, just know their strengths and weaknesses!"
Mo Zhuosi raised his head slightly, with a touch of perseverance in his eyes and a serious expression, but he uttered a word that made people cry and laugh.
"My person, the only drawback is that I like bragging!"
Punch!
The old man couldn't help but laughed out...
originally wanted to comfort this young man. I didn't expect that he would be wrong. The old man shook his head helplessly and left.
Next to the old man, a little girl walked past the bicycle, sitting on the bicycle, a little boy of three or four years old.
Mo Zhuo Si suddenly looked dignified, he raised three fingers, swearing to the sky eloquently: "I! Mo Zhuo Si swear. From now on, no longer lying and not bragging, otherwise the sky thunder will not die well."
The older sister who pushed her bicycle to take the younger brother back home saw this scene, and explained to her younger brother: "If you swear to the sky, you will be struck by the sky."
Say it sooner or later.
As a result, thunder came down and made a loud noise! ! !
happened to hack Morrows' body, he was stupid, his hair all stood up, the pain from the internal organs, every cell was shaking.
Morrows fell to the ground, exuding a burnt scent of roast, foaming in his mouth and dying.
However, the two sisters with big nerves just froze for a while, and they continued to move forward.
"Don't see it, don't swear arbitrarily, otherwise you will be thundered." The elder sister continued to teach her younger brother.
The corner of Morrowth's mouth twitched slightly, who could think that God really chopped it off!
But what is strange is that after Morrows discovered the severe pain, he seemed to have nothing, and he got up again.
Let me go, can't even thunder me?
Mo Zhuosi's smug smile stiffened shortly, perhaps because of thunder, he actually saw a line of words floating in the void, just like watching a science fiction blockbuster.
[According to your wishes, activate the honest system. 】
[Honest system limitation: Every time you lie you will be punished by electric shock, reducing your lifespan by one year. 】
【Aura of Honest Virtue: Double the charm value and double the affinity】
[Binder: Morrows]
【Age: 23】
[Charm value: Heterosexual is easy to fall in love]
[Affinity: Flattering]
【Honest points: 0】
Morrowth's eyes widened, my god?
After doubling the charm value, it is easy to show that you are the opposite sex?
Isn't this going to be against the sky, and my mother will never have to worry about finding my girlfriend again!
As for the so-called affinity, Mo Zhuo thought for a while, probably it is the so-called people see each other, flowers bloom!
All in all, this honest virtue aura bonus is very powerful. If a beggar has such a high charm and affinity, it must be the "sharp brother" that is popular on the Internet.
Mo Zhuosi swept away the decadence. He instantly had hope for the future. This year, the face value is high, the charm is high, and even the drug use can be forgiven.
He can't wait to go back to the unit to see the effect of this "honest aura".
went home non-stop and took a bath, and found a pile of sludge rubbing all over his body, and the whole person was very handsome.
After taking a shower, Morrows looked at himself in the mirror. Although he was still in this skin, he looked and looked good.
Morrows put on his clothes and put on leather shoes and was ready to go to work.
He originally took sick leave, but now there are system restrictions. He took sick leave without sickness. In case he was found lied, wouldn’t he want to lose his life for one year? He didn’t dare to take such a risk.
ate a bowl of noodles on the side of the road, and hurriedly caught up with the morning bus.
I don't know if it is a psychological effect. On the bus, he always feels that many eyes are staring at himself, men and women, old and young.
Is this the so-called charm value and affinity?
Until getting off, many people still peek at themselves.
walked on the road, this time he finally took a closer look, the little girl standing in front of the cosmetics store couldn't resist her "charm".
When Mo Zhuo thought about it, she gave her sister a wink. She saw that the girl blushed suddenly, and she dared not look at herself.
lying trough! ! !
Awesome!
Muo Zhuosi accelerated his pace excitedly, this Nima is too strong, what kind of work, direct debut as a star, relying on Yan value filming popular, marry Bai Fumei, to the peak of life.
This is a matter of minutes!
He walked into the company's lobby door and waved to the front desk girl with a smile, "Good morning Xiaoli."
Xiaoli also looked up at him, and then covered her mouth in surprise, Morrows walked across the face and smiled: "How can I be so surprised to see me?"
Xiao Li said with a smile: "Your pants chain is not pulled, UU reading www.uukanshu.com red are exposed."
Morrows was shocked, looked down suddenly, lying trough! ! !
I am so forgetting to pull the trouser chain. Is it true that in the car today and on the road, those people are not staring at themselves, but at their crotch?
Wozhi! ! !
This face is lost! He had confidently thought that it was the reason for the increase in his charm value, so he would focus wherever he went.
Punch!
Xiaoli laughed out: "Okay, fortunately I saw it."
"Ah, thank you!" Morrows was an embarrassment, his face was black, it was really lost, but fortunately he did not meet other acquaintances.
"I helped you a lot, you don't want to show it!" Xiao Li said with a grin.
"Is there a chance to invite you to dinner?" Morrows asked tentatively.
"Okay, you said, I will be free this Saturday." Xiao Li looked very happy.
Morrowth frowned, not right!
I should be infamous in the company, but I don’t think Xiaoli hates herself? Is it very friendly?
Is it possible that I am an illusion?
He walked into the elevator, then began to look at himself carefully through the mirror in the elevator, and took a deep breath.
really squeezed a lot of sweat, too embarrassing, he didn’t pull the trousers chain and he didn’t realize it, no wonder the whole world was staring at himself.
The elevator is slowly ascending.
on the first floor.
The second floor.
The third floor.
jingled, the elevator slowly opened, whether the charm value and affinity played a role, it will be clear immediately.