: Camping in Montenegro (2)

Although there is an advanced independent toilet on the RV and toilets with electric water spray toilets, there is no need to stop to find a place to solve physiological needs, but because of the long distance, only Ji Xiaonan has an A1 driving license to drive the RV. So when they passed the rest stop on the highway, they still stopped in and added some gasoline.
This luxury RV entered the rest station and became the focus of everyone in the rest station. Although there are some enthusiastic RV enthusiasts in China, the atmosphere is far less than that of foreign countries, and most of them are still in the viewing stage. A type of large RV is even rarer.
A lot of people came to watch, amazed, curious, and some with contempt for hatred.
Ji Xiaonan got off the car and took a gasoline pipe to refuel. After refueling, he drove the car to the parking spot of a large car, and then got out of his own car. In order to avoid fatigue driving, he started to do his stretching exercise. His life is in his hands, absolutely sloppy.
Kangxi and others in the car also wanted to get off and stretch. After all, the car is a car, no matter how luxurious it is, it is not land, but there are more and more people watching them. It is a bit embarrassing to see them as if they are looking at the car models at the auto show. .
An Hui got more attention, her spirit was more vigorous, she quickly put on a make-up, and then got off the bus to accept everyone's observation, looking forward to someone to sign her for a photo, but no one recognized her as a star, She looks gorgeous and some of the crowds who are not correct have directly labeled her with the label of 'Second Mistress' Green Tea Bitch 'Peripheral Girl', making her cheeks bulging into a toad shape.
In this case, Kangxi could n’t get off the train anymore. With his popularity, he could throw An Hui to the Pacific Ocean and had to hide on the second floor, so as not to be recognized. Anyway, he was accompanied by a chap and let him hide He is happy to go to the toilet.
When the people were almost gone, they dared to come down and take two steps to move their muscles.
皛 皛 habitually checked the things in the backpack to see if there was anything missing. If it was lacking, the kiosk at the rest station could supply it. After checking it, I really found that there was something important that I did n’t bring, and I said to Kangxi, She took her wallet and went to the shop.
She walked to the cash register and took two boxes of condoms with a blushing heart and put them in front of the salesperson to pay for the bill.
This scene happened to be seen by Kangxi in the car. The large glass window was facing the cash register of the store. He saw it clearly, and his immediately excited face flushed.
皛 皛 turned out to be so active! I bought two boxes so boldly, one box was 12, and two boxes were 24.
Happiness came too quickly, and his happy three souls were almost there.
Geng Bumei and Wei Bao, who were also sitting at the window, also saw it, and they sat on Kangxi's shoulders.
Wei Bao said: "Long live, Ye Fu is not shallow."
Geng Bumei said ambiguously: "The empress queen is really a hero in the middle school!"
Kangxi smirked all the time, smiling brighter than flowers, didn't know to answer, and suddenly stood up and said, "No, I have to go to see if the size is right."
Geng Bumei: "..."
Wei Bao: "..."
This is not the point, okay.
Putting things in his trouser pockets, Heming walked out of the shop calmly and saw Kangxi coming down, frowning, "What are you doing here?"
"Lord, you buy ..."
Before he had finished speaking, Mr. Xu had already pushed him into the car. As a big man in the entertainment industry, how could he not feel the slightest consciousness?
There are so many people in the rest station, the car is already eye-catching, and he does not need to add icing on the cake.
"Xiao Xuan, that ..." When it came to his mouth, he said embarrassedly again.
"What?" She had clear eyes and no evil thoughts.
Her eyes were too pure, and he was even more embarrassed to mention, "Nothing!"
As long as she has this thought, it doesn't matter if you buy the wrong one. Because he has a secret belt, he secretly vowed in his heart that he will never let her down, and will make another historical record.
After everyone rested, Ji Xiaonan also stretched out, and a group of people re-entered the car and set off.
Along the way, the scenery along the way is not charming, everyone also talked and laughed, and soon arrived at the Great Black Mountain.
Dahei Mountain, formerly known as Longtou Mountain, has an altitude of 660 meters and an area of ​​about 110 square kilometers. The mountain is majestic and magnificent. Standing on the shore, it is magnificent from afar.
There is plenty of sunshine all year round, the sky is clear, and the air is fresh. It is a place highly appreciated by mountaineering enthusiasts, camping enthusiasts, and extreme sports enthusiasts. Follow the road sign showing 'Daheishan Camping Park' to the east. After a while, they will see There are several buildings and tall steel towers in the jungle in front, which are signal towers, which are used for park management facilities.
If you do n’t want to camp, just for sightseeing, there are also excellent cost-effective homestays, but on the other side of the mountain.
Ji Xiaonan drove the car to the intersection, reported the name of the appointment, and immediately the staff came out to greet and talked for a while. The staff got on the bus and guided them to the scheduled camping area. They drove all the way up the mountain and could stand high and view The majestic posture of Montenegro looks down the ridge. The forefront of the Great Black Mountain is like a raised dragon head connected to the ridge, resembling a long dragon lying down.
The more upwards, the more pine forests are dense and lush, as if entering the virgin forest. There are also a variety of flowers and colorful here. It is said that the late autumn season is when the blossoms are everywhere, just like a golden blanket.
After driving for about thirty minutes, they arrived at the camping area reserved.
The mountain camping project has a great feature, that is, no other people will appear in the agreed area. The completely wild environment, relying on oneself to eat and live, want to take off your clothes and be a wilderness. Of course, the management area It doesn't really matter.
First of all, they will provide a set of communication equipment and three interphones. If a danger occurs, they can use the intercom to call and someone will come to the rescue within 10 minutes.
Secondly, food and water can be prepared by yourself, you can also go down the mountain to buy, or go to the mountain to find water, but in order to let people experience the fun of camping, there is no cooked food under the mountain, they are all raw, you need to cook by yourself, or you can go to the prescribed game Hunting in the area, but the number is limited, according to the number of people, for example: every three people can only play a hare, if it is a larger animal, like a wild boar, only seven per person can play, this is to protect The ecological balance is also to prevent indiscriminate killing.
Finally, a guarantee is signed to ensure that the camping tourists understand which places are uncivilized areas. It is strictly forbidden to invade, and the park will not be responsible for personal injury caused by unauthorized intrusion.
The above three items, Kangxi, Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan are well known. They come almost every year, and the staff have already known them.
When Ji Xiaonan signed the letter of guarantee, the staff in charge of the reception secretly glanced at Zan Xuan, Jing Sa, An Hui, and You Jia, his face full of surprise.
These four people were the first to bring a woman to camp. No wonder they would drive in such a luxury motorhome. It turned out that there were squatters. In the past years, they came to be
bare-chested
every time they came.
Ji Xiaonan said while signing, "Despite looking at the other three women, the most petite girl who looks cold and cold, do n’t look at it more, take a look, the chance of you being pushed down the cliff is one higher Minute."
"what?"
Ji Xiaonan returned the signed letter of guarantee and pen to Kangxi and gave him a glance, "Long live our lady."
The staff immediately stood upright, and no longer dared to aim with their eyes.
Ji Xiaonan added another sentence, "Remember not to gossip, otherwise, when you come next year, there is no guarantee that you will still be able to see you."
The staff nodded swiftly and there are also regulations on the confidentiality of tourist information on the guarantee. They will not disclose tourist information casually.
When he was gone, a few men removed the food and water from the car, as well as the equipment used to tie the tent.
An Hui looked at the tent on the ground, because she hadn't tied it up yet, she couldn't see what it was like, and glanced at the RV behind her.
The car is spacious and luxurious, with an area of ​​about 40 square meters, with a bed, a sofa, a bathroom, and what to do in a tent. She does not want to sleep in the tent at night. What to do if there are bugs, goose bumps.
She rolled her eyes and quickly got on the bus to help the sisters grab the bed.
Jing Sa and You Jia were very excited. Seeing the men started to set up tents, they also wanted to help, but they became more and more busy. Finally, Wei Bao, who was intolerable, went directly to the RV and stayed in the car.
On the other side, Kangxi brought a new tent, a rain-proof two-room one-room tent, with a shaded patio, and a military model. I bought it specifically for this camping. I want the comfort of the 皛 皛 to live in the tent. It ’s not easy to build a high-end apartment.
In a sense, the best way to play handsome in front of the woman you like is to take her to camp, let her witness his eighteen martial arts, be able to set up tents, be able to hunt, and catch fish, I recognized the wild vegetables and cooked them on fire. They were all versatile and ensured that he was a man worth trusting.
So, when he set up a beautiful tent with super perfect skills, he was the first one who wanted to see him. He looked forward to seeing the appreciation in her eyes, but when he looked back, he saw that the were quickly set up. A tent bigger than him.
It is also a military tent and a base-type disaster relief tent. It usually requires more than two people to complete a difficult tent. Although the appearance is very modest, at most it is a bungalow level, but it is really difficult to set up.
Wei Bao and Ji Xiaonan made this one, as a public tent, but when they set up, they still needed help from Geng Xiaomei, but he made one by one.
After finishing the tent, Mr. Xu looked around, then stood at the entrance and nodded with satisfaction, a little arrogant.
Then there was hunting. The scorpion was a martial arts man. He did n’t have to hurry or round up. After finding his prey at the tip of his eyes, he suddenly pulled apart a condom and stuffed a few small stones into it. There was a rope attached to the back. The tails were tied together, and when they saw the beast, they slammed it out. The three small hammers would quickly spin in the air and pounce on the prey, bind it, and then she stunned and dragged away.
Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan were shocked by this professional technique, but Kangxi was shocked.
He didn't know that the condom could be used this way.
No, this is not the point!
Then they went fishing, they poked with a fork, and Miu went directly into the water with bare hands, and it came out as a piece, which was a bit outrageously accurate. Suddenly she pulled another condom and used it as a water container, do n’t underestimate this The small case can hold one or two liters of water or more, and it is easy to carry, tie it up, and put it anywhere. She stuffed the caught fish into it, just like a small fish tank.
At last……
Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan knelt down at the same time, covered with dark clouds above their heads, and their self-esteem was severely hit. They did not come to be handsome, but came to shame.
They specialize in wool, and are completely killed by the Queen Mother of the Great God level.
Kangxi looked at the small fish tank made of sleeves ...
Once again speechless choking ...
Geng Bumei and Wei Bao put his shoulders on the left and right again, pointing to using the battery to make a fire, yes the battery, because it is camping, playing survival skills, no lighter and matches, if you want to cook, you must use it The items around you are used to make a fire. The monsters use the typical survival skills. They are wrapped in chewing gum foil and cut into a slender funnel shape. The key is that the tin foil should be narrow (2 mm) and wide at both ends (5 mm). Use two ends The wide area is connected to the positive and negative electrodes of the battery, resulting in a short circuit of the battery. At this time, the narrowest part of the tin foil with the highest resistance will cause high temperature and instant fire. Then she removed a sleeve, which is easy to ignite and is a good tool for firing.
This is the fastest method of firing in the field except matches and lighters.
Another one ... none ...
"Long live, what do you think of having a fully-skilled girlfriend?"
He covered his forehead, "Let me be quiet ..."
Playing handsome is completely a cloud, and the dream is broken.
I want to cry!
Meng Li's life was over, and it seemed that it was not easy to play.
Jing Sa and You Jia were busy studying behind her and couldn't help glancing at the four men—what do you guys want!
The four people unanimously opened the mode of squatting in the corner and drawing infinite circles ...
At this moment, after giving birth to the fire, Mr. Huang beckoned to Kangxi, "Kangxi, it's a fire, come and cook!"
In a cloud of sorrow and cloud, Long live Lord's waist pole was backed up again, and the Lord summoned the general sparkle of gold, and ran fart.
An Hui squinted at this group of people, there was everything in the car, why was there no one to use it.
No matter, if you are hungry, eat a cup noodles and pad your stomach.
Kangxi cooked the first-rate curry in camping cuisine, and looked at the 皛 皛 that helped him. The 皛 皛 removed a sleeve for the Nth time to seal the container, like a bamboo tube for bacon or other pot-type containers Prevents air from entering and deteriorating food. Sealed with a condom provides excellent results.
Another set of kings died in battle.
He couldn't help it, "Lord, why are you so camping?"
"Dad taught." She was full of pride and respect in her eyes, and mentioning her father was like mentioning God, and then began Barabara to tell him about the use of condoms.
What rain can be put on the shoes, make rain boots!
If there is bleeding due to sudden injury, then refer to the method of doctors using a rubber band to stop bleeding when taking blood in the hospital, and use a sleeve to bind.
Dig a small pit on the ground at night, put a container in the middle of the pit, flatten the sleeve on the mouth of the pit, use the soil to press the surroundings well, put a small stone on the sleeve to make it look like an inverted cone, because the cold air at night makes the pit The rising water vapor condenses into water droplets on the sleeve, gathers and drops, and enters the container. In theory, half an liter to one liter of distilled water can be harvested in the early morning, which is the best way to get water in the wild.
"And ... and ..." She didn't notice that Kangxi's face was dark, and continued: "After being bitten by a snake, putting a cover on the mouth and taking drugs can make people who rescue others safer, if not The batteries and chewing gum tin foil are used for firing. Use a set of water to make a ball. It is a super magnifying glass that can be used to focus the sun and fire! "
He put down the spoon that stirred the curry violently and hugged her and kissed him madly.
The soul has received an irreparable blow and needs solace.
but……
In the evening, when Kangxi saw that Yanzhen had dismantled two more sets of condoms, and then inflated, he wrapped a towel and used it as a small pillow.
His heart collapsed on the spot.
Father-in-law, what do you teach? Are you sure you have taught your daughter how to use the suit properly?
He looked up at the sky, weeping first ...
"Kangxi, my dad is great!"
The former chief instructor of the US SEALs is certainly not covered.
It ’s so good that he wants to dig a grave!
He glanced at him for a while, her face was full of admiration.
Sure enough, all daughters have Electra complex!
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Do n’t ask me where I ’ve gone, the progress calculation is wrong ... =. =
↖ （^ ω ^） ↗The method of using the set described in this chapter is absolutely real and effective. It is OK to use it to set shoes when it rains.
╮ （╯ ▽ ╰） ╭Let Long Live Lord be cute, and he can play the heroic style in the kitchen and bedroom!