: Cosmic people grew up in drops

Fan Wai characters:
Miao Miao: Kangxi damsel
Kang Yu: Kangxi's father
Kang Ziyan, Xiaogegege: Kangxi and his sister
Qi Yu: Kangxi's future brother-in-law

Part01 Mother is partial
Kangxi is 3 years old this year. He is so cute, handsome, and cute. If anyone has a daughter, he will ask Miaomiao if he wants to get married. He will take him everywhere.
Although it was a middle-aged son, Miao Miao Zhu Yuanyurun, like the twin sister Yan Yan said, his face was stretched out, she ca n’t see wrinkles, she is well maintained, 45-year-old Ren looks like 35-year-old, with his son out No one will doubt that the child was not born to her.
On this day, Miao Miao took Kangxi to the supermarket for shopping. It was nothing more than chai rice, oil, salt, vinegar and tea. When he was about to go home, Kangxi saw a remote control car and stood there for a long time.
Miao Miao glanced at the price, more than 600 yuan, too TM expensive, she knew that the child can not be too spoiled, can not buy what you want, he has enough toys, and each time after buying a maximum of two or three days, He was not interested anymore, it was a waste.
"Xiaoxi, we're home."
Kangxi looked up, her beautiful little face full of longing.
"No! It's too expensive!" Miao Miao said flatly.
He did not make trouble, obediently took Miao Miao's hand to the cash register, the two were walking, he saw the place before buying sanitary cotton, beautiful eyes turned around, shaking Miao Miao's hand and said, "Mom, buy this ..."
"What to buy ?!" Miao Miao all glared, thinking she had heard it wrong.
He raised his head and answered seriously: "Buy sanitary napkins! It is much cheaper than a car, only a few dollars. It is not often said on TV, as long as you use sanitary napkins, you can play a lot of things, do whatever you want. OK, you can stand upside down, you can run, you can ride a bicycle, you can row a boat, you can skip a rope, and you can roll around on the bed. It ’s so good, my mother buys this, Xiaoxi wants to buy this. "
Although he was only 3 years old, he was very agile in action, letting Miao Miao's hand loose and Sayya ran over.
Miao Miao was shocked, "Xiaoxi, this thing ... you can't use it."
Kangxi's big, round eyes were immediately filled with water mist, "Mom is biased, buy for her sister, not for Xiaoxi, they don't want a car anymore, they want such cheap things, save money for their mother, they don't give it, But every time I buy it for my sister! "
Miao Miao is one head and two big. This is not a question of saving money. This is ... this is ... even if he grows to 100 years old, he does n’t need it. She didn't know what to tell her son.
Kangxi pursed his lips, looking like he was crying, and muttered in his mouth, "Partial, mother is partial."
People around him heard him saying that he would save money for his mother, only when he was a well-behaved and sensible child, he did n’t think about what he was going to buy. .
Miao Miao was uncomfortable all over her body and could not explain to her son, so she had to force him away.
Kangxi grabbed a pack of sanitary cotton and threw it in the car pocket. Miaomiao pulled it all the way, he grabbed it all the way, and said loudly in his mouth, "Xiaoxi wants to buy this!"
Now everyone else knew what he wanted to buy, and Puhua laughed.
Miao Miao embarrassed, his head was hot, said, "You can buy anything you want, just can't buy this!"
Kangxi immediately stopped, "Really?"
Miao Miao just wanted to rush away without thinking, and nodded immediately.
Kangxi smiled, and called a "yin" Rong Huanguang, absolutely like his father, took off Miaomiao's hand, ran to the toy area, pointed to the car that he just saw, "Mom, you will get fat if you don't keep your promises." . "
Miaomiao burst into tears.
It is a small cosmic person again.

Part02 kindergarten two or three things (Xiaoxuan has already gone to the United States at this time)
Kindergarten had outdoor classes. At this time, Chinese education finally thought of letting children have a sense of safety from an early age. They had previously used self-help methods when they encountered earthquakes and fires. Today, what should they do to teach children to encounter bears?
Before teaching, the teacher let the children stand in a circle. The physical education teacher wore a puppet costume dressed as a bear, and jumped out to scare them. The class teacher on the side asked: "Children, what should I do at this time?"
The little dolls fled around suddenly, but Kangxi was standing still.
The "bear" ran over Zhang Yawu claws, and many children were crying, "Kangxi is running away!"
Kangxi narrowed his eyes and put on a posture, "I am an armored warrior, the energy spar is a must-kill, beep! Frozen light!"
The Iron Warrior is a recently popular cartoon that belongs to the same category as Ultraman.
"Bear" froze.
Kangxi saw it, sipped his lips, walked over and kicked the leg of the "bear" and reminded, "Hey, you should fall to the ground!"
"Bear" and the class teacher collapsed.
Once again, the biology teacher showed the ant factory to the children.
Many children saw ants digging holes in transparent jars and asked curiously, "Teacher, what are they doing?"
The teacher said with a smile, "They are building comfortable houses for themselves, see how hard-working they are, and never waste time playing, so ah ..."
He was interrupted by Kangxi before he finished speaking. He sat in a chair and looked at Erlang with contempt, "P, every time my mother and I go out to play in the countryside, we will always encounter them. Go play in the suburbs as well. The teacher should n’t lie to the children, you are the teacher, it ’s immoral. "
The biology teacher collapsed.

Once a kindergarten has a music class, the teacher mobilizes all the children to participate. First of all, let the children choose their favorite musical instruments. No matter what kind of instruments will be taught by professional teachers, if you do n’t want to learn musical instruments, you can also sing. After learning, you will choose the best children Forming an orchestra, you can go to perform all over the country. After the performance, the teacher will take the children to play around. Many children are eager to try such a fun thing, but they are hesitant to know what to choose. Kangxi stood in one After looking at the instruments, the kid asked, "Xiaoxi, what do you want to learn?"
Kangxi replied, "The piano seems to be pretty good, very handsome."
"Are you handsome?"
Kangxi nodded with certainty, "Handsome!"
"Then I'll learn piano." Child A ran to the teacher's side excitedly to sign up.
Another child B came over, and Kangxi stared at the violin and said to himself, "The violin looks so good!"
Child B listened and hurriedly picked up the violin and ran to the teacher's side to ask for a violin study class.
The child C is still hesitating, hesitant.
Kangxi walked to his side and mumbled, "It looks powerful enough to play the trumpet."
The little boy Bing heard his eyes, and she ran to the teacher's side to choose the trumpet course.
Then, Kangxi kept walking to the children who hesitated to choose musical instruments, saying that this is very good, that is very good, and there are also very good words for rap.
After a round, all the children have chosen the courses to be learned, but he hasn't chosen yet, but he walks up and picks up the triangle iron.
Triangle Iron, also known as "triangle bell", is an ancient percussion instrument that is an indispensable percussion instrument in orchestras, orchestras, symphony orchestras, and even musical theatre bands. Frequently, performances are added to colorful sections to enhance the atmosphere.
The kid felt very strange. He didn't mention the triangle iron from beginning to end, he didn't mention a word. Just say that other instruments are good and singing is good. Why did you choose this? As a result, only Kangxi chose Triangle.
For an orchestra, the triangle iron is indispensable, so Kangxi does not need to compete with people at all, and of course became a member of an orchestra that can tour the whole country, because he is the only one.
The kind of score selected by the kindergarten orchestra is very simple. After playing the whole performance, he will be fine with two or three hits at most.
During the performance, the other children in the orchestra swayed their sweat, played the piano like a fate, played the violin, or blushed and played the trumpet and trumpet. Kangxi only bent in the middle of the middle when his left palm was bent to On the chest, hang the loop on the triangle iron on the index finger, and then hold it with the thumb, and hit the mallet with the right hand. It is very easy to knock.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
After three hits, he was okay, sitting back in his chair, sighing, waiting for work, waiting for the teacher to take them to play.
The music teacher collapsed!

Part03 Kang Yu VS Kang Xi (Father-son confrontation)
Recently, TV is rebroadcasting the old films from decades ago, "Kingxi Emperor" played by Uncle Daoming, Kangxi's children's shoes are completely fascinated. Although Kang Yu is a descendant of the orthodox Aixinjuelok family, this is all 800 years ago. No matter what, I never told my son that Kangxi didn't know it at all. I suddenly found out that the emperor was also named Kangxi, and he wrote exactly the same as his name. I was so excited that I began to "go into drama" later.
He shouted at Miaomiao, "Eang Niang, I'm hungry and want to eat!"
At first, Miaomiao only thought he was fun, after all, he didn't care about it when he was young.
But he got excited, for a while it was "Eang Niang, I want to bathe!", And for a while it was "Eu Niang, I want to be a waiter."
Kangxi is different from Gege, who grew up sticking to her and still likes to sleep with her.
But the waiter ...
Miao Miao is full of black thread, you are waiting, you let E Niang wait for you ... what is this!
After a week, he came and went.
On the weekend, Ge Ge from the university's dormitory came back. When he saw him, she wanted to squeeze his little face. When he was born, she wouldn't wait to see him. Later, when he could talk and walk, she needed accommodation for college. Not at home, so I want to pinch him every time I come back, bully bully him.
He said angrily, "Bold, even if you are my queen, you should not be disrespectful to me. If you want to do this again, I will order you to be reconciled."
After he finished speaking, he glanced at Qiyu who sent Gege back, froze for a moment, and then covered his mouth and smiled, "I forgot, you had a good time, haha ​​..."
Qi Yu is a mixed-race, blond and beautiful boy, his mother is Chinese, his father is Swedish, and he follows his mother's surname.
Grid was so angry that this kid dared to talk to her like this, but couldn't refute it, she was really kind.
Qi Yu's blond look was not a fan in ancient times, what is it?
Miao Miao was anxious, how could this child be addicted to play, I was really afraid that he would really treat himself as an emperor, and wanted to teach him, but this son is also a small cosmos.
The sentence "Harem can't do politics!" Made her burst into tears.
She, the earth man, can't hold her back.
Two days later, when Kang Yu returned from his flight mission, Miao Miao seemed to see the savior, threw himself up to bite his ear, and muttered Kangxi's recent misdeeds.
Kang Yu listened, and looked at a pair of Kangxi, who was facing the enemy.
Kangxi is thinking that Kangxi in the TV series has no father, only the emperor grandmother named Xiaozhuang. This old lady basically ignores it, so he is still the boss, but he has a father. Isn't the emperor's father the emperor?
The Emperor Tai is back, and he is not the boss of the emperor.
In other words, does the Supreme Emperor do politics?
Annoying, I didn't say it on TV.
Kang Yu was not in a hurry to teach his son. He first kept warm with Miao Miao, and then ate and bathed. Kangxi adhered to the "do not move the enemy, I do not move" approach, and did not "make a sickness"-not talking.
While sleeping, Kangxi got up again, and climbed onto the bed in the master bedroom with hands and feet. He wanted to say, "Eu Niang, I want to be a waiter."
Kang Yu saw that he reached out and grabbed his collar, and like a chick, he lifted his flapping legs out of the door and put it on the ground, glancing at him, "I don't need to kneel down, sleep early Right. "
Bang, shut the door and shut him out.
Kangxi froze.
5555 ...
He dragged his head back to his room to sleep.
Miao Miao also counted on Kang Yu to educate his son, but he didn't expect him to play with his son. Why did he kneel? Say, "Love concubine, wait!"
by!
What kind of son is there, what kind of father.
She didn't bother to control her face.
The next day, it happened to be the month, when Kang's children paid their pocket money.
Although Kangxi was young, he also had pocket money-20 yuan.
This is Kang Yu's way of educating his children, giving him pocket money and letting them use it reasonably. If he overspends, he is also responsible for it.
The standard of pocket money will also increase with age. Today happens to be Kangxi ’s sixth birthday, which means that he can get 25 yuan. The little guy has a hobby is saving money, Miao Miao bought him a huge The transparent piggy bank, he always likes to pour money into it, and the more he sees it, the happier he is.
So every time he sends pocket money, he needs a dollar coin.
I can take 25 coins today. He got up early in the morning and stood respectfully at the wind gate with Ge Ge waiting for his father to come out.
After Grid got the pocket money, the flowery dress up spread out, and Fartian went out.
Kangxi was excited to wait for Kang Yu to give money.
Kang Yu naturally gave it.
But I counted it, it's wrong, why is it still 20?
He looked at his father suspiciously.
Kang Yu sat on the sofa and said with a long heart, "Emperor, never, not, plus, or endow."
Never add ...
There is a performance on this TV, that is, do not increase taxes on the people.
But has something to do with him?
He looked at Kang Yu. Kang Yu ignored him long ago and sat on the sofa reading the newspaper leisurely.
He was sad and wanted to ask, but he didn't know what to say.
Could it be said: "Hey, Emma Ama, there is less money, add more ..."
He gloomed over his head gloomy, how could this sound so awkward.
Thanks to his cleverness, after thinking for a while, I suddenly thought that if the people do not increase taxes, the tax in the treasury will not increase.
Treasury = pocket money.
Suddenly, froze.
If he was still the little emperor, wouldn't he only get 20 yuan for a lifetime.
Fright!
This time finally Kangxi collapsed himself.
At this time, Miao Miao bought back early.
He immediately rushed up, "Mom, Dad bullied me, give me 5 yuan less, let him give me, let him give me!" He was so anxious, restored the child's nature-ridicule, stomping and pulling Miao Miao's clothes turned red.
When Miao Miao heard it, she was surprised, why didn't she claim to be me, and suspiciously aimed at Kang Yu reading the newspaper.
Kang Yu put down the newspaper and looked at her with a smile. There was a glimmer of light in the long and narrow black eyes.
Miao Miao saw it and couldn't help shaking.
Since then, Kangxi children's shoes have never claimed to be me, NND only has 20 yuan "treasury" emperor who wants to be!
Sure enough, is still old and spicy.
－－－－－－ Digression －－－－－－－
This Fanwai was written after the publication of "Belly Black" that year, so it was not included in the book. Many pros are a bit regretful. If "Zhen Wangxilai" can also be published, this Fanwai can be put in. The next chapter, I You may have to slow down and make up for it, to give everyone a better eye, if you have seen the pro, miss it, and the metamorphosis can be seen from a young age.