Chapter 247 - Heaven-Defying Online Games Guild Is Here to Smash Your Shop!

Chapter 247: Heaven-Defying Online Games Guild Is Here to Smash Your Shop!
Translator: 
Noodletown Translations 
 Editor: 
Noodletown Translations

While they talked, Fang Qi was busy.

How come I feel like I’m watching a movie.
Fang Qi took out a container of Haagen-Dazs and glanced at Ruan Ning and the others, asking,
Would you like a container of Haagen-Dazs? Five crystals for a container! The autumn is coming.

Fang Qi opened the container and scooped a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth. While glancing at the calendar, he said,
They are only available for one more week! You won’t have a chance to try this in one week!

After all, they were only available in the summer!
Ruan Ning and the other girls looked confused.


Tao Kun and the others looked at him questioningly as well.
What is the shop owner doing?! Enemies came to beat you at your shop, and you’re still selling snacks?!

Standing behind them, Zou Mo’s face twitched.

Do you know about his cultivation strength!?
Ruan Ning said anxiously,
Divine Ocean Realm! Divine Ocean Realm!

Outside the door, bloody murderous spirit surged up. Qin Honglin stood with his hands clasped behind his back, and he looked extremely calm despite the great fury in his heart. He forced a stiff smile on his old face as he said,
Kid, you’re the first one who can stay calm when my Red Forest Pharmacy pays a visit.

He continued with a sneer,
I wonder if you can stay calm when I suck the marrow from your bones.


Wait a minute!
Fang Qi glanced at the computer screen and picked up the virtual reality headset.
Xiaoyue, you can’t pull the monsters this way! You’ll get both of us killed like that! I’ll teach you how to draw them out…

One minute later, Fang Qi turned the chair and ate a mouthful of Haagen-Dazs before looking up.
Okay! What did you just say?!

All the people gaped at Fang Qi in silence.
Qin Honglin’s face twitched rapidly as he said,
You are seeking death! Die!



All the people immediately took out their spiritual artifacts, and overwhelming spiritual essence surged up in the shop. At the same time, a depressing murderous spirit permeated the air.
Countless distorted and gloomy ghosts crawled out from the spiritual artifacts!
Instantly, the whole shop seemed to have sunken into the demon realm with all kinds of demonic creatures crawling and flashing around!
Xi Yue pulled the other girls back in a hurry, and she said with a pale face.
Back off! Back off!

He’s finished! 
Ruan Ning’s heart fell. How can this kid seek death this way?

Among the shrills of the countless horrifying ghosts and demons, a mild and impatient voice sounded,
Damn it. Someone is making trouble!

Then, all the people saw a scene that they could never forget!
Instantly, many lightning bolts flashed in the crowd without warning! It was abrupt and sudden!
The moment that the lightning bolts flashed in the area, even Divine Ocean Realm cultivators such as Qin Honglin couldn’t defend against them!
With loud crackling sounds, the lightning bolts filled the space!


While the lightning flashed, all the people, didn’t matter their gender and age, jumped and spasmed as if they were dancing!
Then, they all dropped to the ground!
Fang Qi looked sulky.
It’s troublesome to break so many legs and destroy all their cultivation strengths… can anyone help me?

The whole shop was silent!
Except for the heartbeats, there were no other sounds, not even the sounds of breathing!
A long while later, people heard a hard-gulping sound.

They’re finished!
Tao Kun said,
From now on, the Red Forest Pharmacy is totally gone!

Huang Shan’s inner shirt was soaked! What had he been thinking?! Fortunately, he had just thought about it and didn’t put it into action, otherwise…
Meanwhile, Ruan Ning, Xi Yue, and the other two girls couldn’t believe their eyes.
Did this really happen…


What do you think, Girls?




Do you think I would dare to open a shop in such a place without enough strength?
Fang Qi looked at the people of the Red Forest Pharmacy who were lying on the ground and complained,
Little Mo, I’ll teach you the Saint Spirit Sword Technique later, so you can do the chores such as breaking legs and destroying cultivation strength. Damn it… my previous life was more peaceful!

Then, he waved his hand at the people in the shop.
It’s all over; don’t worry.

A drop of cold sweat slid down Tao Kun’s forehead while he thought, I should never mess with this shop!

…
After he dumped out all the bodies, he said,
Little Mo, help clean up the place. They stained the ground.


Oh… Okay!
Zou Mo was still dazed and couldn’t adjust to what happened.
Then, Fang Qi asked,
Ms. Ruan, do you know where the Red Forest Pharmacy is?


What do you want to do?
Ruan Ning stared at Fang Qi warily as if he were as a stranger.

I want to smash their shop.
Fang Qi said righteously,
These forces all like smashing other peoples’ shops, and I must follow the trend. Otherwise, I will look out-dated and lame. Then, what can do I if no one wants to join my guild!


I’ll join! I’ll join your guild, okay?
Ruan Ning almost had tears on her face.



Join… the guild?
Huang Shan froze.

Brother Huang, if you are interested, you can try it,
Tao Kun whispered.
Huang Shan said,
I have family and business out of the city. It… it’s not suitable for us.


We’ll join too!
Su Zhi said,
Does it mean that you will take us to the Skeleton Cave to get good items? And after joining your guild, can we can play two more hours today?

In one instant, three girls joined Fang Qi’s guild!

Do you have any conditions for joining the guild? Are there any punishments for leaving? What are the rules of your guild?
Xi Yue was more cautious.

Ugh…
Fang Qi froze.
We’ll talk about it later.

Then, he used a sword spell, and his sword flew to his feet before splitting into four. Fang Qi stepped onto one of the swords and said,
Now, as the Guild President, I declare that the Heaven-Defying Online Games Guild is out for battle! Old Driver is leading the way! Get onboard fast!

[TL Note: Old Driver is an internet slang in China describing someone who has experience with something, even though it refers to sexual activity in most cases.]

Sir, we can fly like this?!
Ruan Ning stepped onto a sword carefully.
Feeling uneasy, Su Zhi and her sister also stepped onto the swords.
Xi Yue pointed her slim long finger at herself and then at the others in bafflement.

I won’t take anyone on the flight who isn’t a member of my guild. You can fly yourselves or just stay here.

Zou Mo said,
Boss, I…


You keep an eye on the shop!
Fang Qi said,
I will be back soon!

He picked up Qin Honglin and asked,
Where’s the Red Forest Pharmacy?

Ruan Ning immediately pointed the direction.

Ahh!

With a wave of gasps, the swords flew up swiftly!
Before the Red Forest Pharmacy, a figure dropped to the ground face down first!

Who?!
Alarmed, quite a few customers in the shop moved away.
Some shop clerks walked out in surprise, and their faces turned ashen when they recognized the fallen figure.
Big… Big Boss?!

At this moment, all their hearts dropped to their stomachs!
Fang Qi took out the rocket launcher with unlimited rockets from his storage spiritual artifact.
Fang Qi pointed his index and middle finger forward and injected a trace of spiritual essence into the rocket launcher, saying,
Go!


Swoosh!

Like a blurry sharp sword, a rocket instantly shot out and broke the spiritual light protective sphere around the shop!
Boom!
A loud explosion sounded!
Fang Qi yelled,
The Heaven-Defying Online Games Guild is here to smash the shop! All the people not involved in this should back off!

All the customers were stupefied!
They wanted to laugh, but none of them could when they saw Qin Honglin lying on the ground in front of the shop.
Fang Qi shrugged and said to his companions,
Misses, please help me, or it will take me, the Guild President, a long time to completely smash it!

The three girls didn’t know how to respond.

Smash!

Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
Rocket missiles shot out one after another!