Chapter 567 - Do I Look like Someone Who Would Bully Xiaoyue?

Chapter 567: Do I Look like Someone Who Would Bully Xiaoyue?
Translator: 
Noodletown Translations 
 Editor: 
Noodletown Translations

Mr. Fang continued looking down the list.
[You got the weapon – Cannon Gun.]
[ +1% synchronization with game character Wrecking Ball (1st awakening of launchers).]
[You got a weapon – Anti-Tank Cannon.]
[ +2% synchronization with game character Wrecking Ball.]


[You got a weapon – Charge Laser Rifle.]
[ +3% synchronization with game character Wrecking Ball.]
[You got a weapon – Ultimate Armor Penetration Hand Cannon.]
[You got the weapon – Sky Walker.]
Sky Walker was a blue lightsabre with a shape similar to the lightsabre shown in Star Wars. It looked like a light beam instead of the sword blade of a traditional lightsabre in Dungeon Fighter Online.
It must be noted that Fang Qi couldn’t use Evil Sword Apophis while he wasn’t in Complete Synchronization with the game character. Even though it didn’t dare to mess around in the shop, it possessed so much demonic power and awareness that it wouldn’t submit to any user weaker than itself.
Synchronization time was very precious, and it needed a long time to recover after each usage. To consume less energy and extend the synchronization time, Fang Qi didn’t summon Ghost 7: Furious Blache. However, not much synchronization time was left to use at this moment. Therefore, Fang Qi wouldn’t waste this precious resource.
But now, with Sky Walker and the hand cannon, Fang Qi had new weapon options when he wasn’t under Complete Synchronization.
…
-Meanwhile, outside Yuanyang City-


Usually, it was impossible for so many people to gather outside the city.
However, it was different today.
At this moment, two pale golden flying spiritual artifacts with faint blinking spiritual energy shields were hovering in the sky outside Yuanyang City.

Wow-! It’s so fast!


This looks like a spiritual flying ship… but how come it’s so fast?


Awesome!
Exclamations sounded from the cockpit. The girls of the Nanhua Faction were curiously looking around in the shuttle.
The shuttle wasn’t hard to operate. In terms of flying, it wasn’t too different from an ordinary flying spiritual artifact.
Since these people could fly fighter jets in Grand Theft Auto 5, this aircraft wasn’t too difficult for them to control.
Of course, it wasn’t so easy to make the fancy moves with the shuttle; it was on another level.

Trash Junior Sister! You’ve driven it for a long time now. It’s my turn!




No! I’m not done yet!


It’s my turn! My turn!

The golden flight spiritual artifact began to spin in the air.

Ahh-! We’re going to crash!
Screams sounded from the cockpit.
On the other side, the family masters and elders of the ancient families were visiting the Corsair Fighter Jet under the lead of Gu Tingyun.

Guys, look at the interior of this spiritual artifact!
Gu Tingyun said proudly, still amazed that he had the opportunity to drive such a spiritual ship.

Wow! The interior of this flight ship looks like this?
The Qingqiu Family Master looked around and touched this and that curiously.
How was this thing made?


I wonder why such an exquisite spiritual artifact is called Corsair.
The Xuanyuan Family Master stroked his beard and said,
It should be called the Golden Light Godly Ship!

[TL Note: Corsair’s nickname is Chinese is pirate ship.]

I didn’t know that there were such exquisite spiritual artifacts in the world!
The Tang Family Master patted his thigh in regret.
I should have put more time in playing StarCraft!



It would be great to get a shuttle for transportation even if he couldn’t get a Corsair Fighter Jet!
It probably would take them a long time to only study the thrust mechanism in the Protoss’s shuttle.
Of course, they would obtain unimaginable benefits from the study.

Ms. Yu! Come and look!
The younger people of the Qingqiu Family were also checking out the ‘pirate ship.’
Different from spiritual artifacts, the cockpit of the Corsair was filled with rows of instruments.
Gu Tingyun was fiddling with these things.
Above the cliff outside Yuanyang City, a pale blue light appeared in the middle of the golden aircraft.
With a flash, a super powerful force pierced the mountain side.

So powerful!


I can’t believe that such a small spiritual ship can be so powerful!




Hey! It’s time for the families onboard to get off!
The Wang Family Master and the people of other families looked impatient.
It’s our turn to check out the spiritual boat!

…

Master, Master! Do you think the imminent catastrophe of the Spiritual State will really come?
In the Yuanyang City Shop, Fairy Qing Yun and her disciple Zhuge Yu sat on the sofa. The former had a bowl of instant noodles in her hands while the latter was eating spicy sticks.

Wu… Slurp! It… should be soon.
Fairy Qing Yu was bewildered. She had been worried when she came down from Seven Saint Mountain, but now she was carefree enough to eat instant noodles in the shop. She said in confusion,
It’s strange. According to these cultivators, those existences claimed that they will give us only three months. The time is almost up; how come nothing is happening yet?

She had lowered her guard because of this! It was so calm!
Jessica passed them in silence with a garbage bag in her hand. There were a few empty Coke bottles in the bag.
Green veins bulged on her forehead when she heard the conversation.
Damn it! How can anything happen while we are here dumping garbage?!

You bunch of natives are so carefree that you have the leisure to eat instant noodles!

If not for our difficult situation, you would have been destroyed long ago!

At this thought, Jessica stomped her feet in fury.

Forget it!
At this moment, a special fragrance floated to her nose. Kevin brought two bowls of instant noodles and handed one to her.
Would you like one?

Feeling like crying, Jessica took the bowl, regretting that she had come to this damn place!

Slurp! Slurp…
The sounds of eating instant noodles appeared.
Oblivious of the identity of the janitors in the shop, Fairy Qing Yun continued to worry about the future of the cultivation world at Spiritual State. Meanwhile, Karl thought with ill-intentions,  Sooner or later, we’ll leave this damn place! Unfortunately, our spiritual patterns were erased by this damn shop owner. With greatly reduced strength, we can’t even send a message to the Godly Palace of Light…

Then, he also heard the slurping noises.
How come this iced red tea is so delicious?! And the instant noodles…


Um… What was I thinking earlier? Right, we can’t get in contact with the Godly Palace…

…

Boss-!
At this moment, Jiang Xiaoyue was about to go crazy.
She had just dug out a bag of potato chips to eat with great smugness when she saw the words on the small blackboard. [New item: potato chips, 8 crystals/bag]

Boss! What is this?!
Jiang Xiaoyue gritted her teeth.
She got a bag of potato chips as the prize for her hard-earned third place and had to give half to Nalan Mingxue who taught her how to defeat her opponent. But now, the shop began selling potato chips!
She had the urge to bite the damn shop owner to death.

This…
AS his face twitched a little, Mr. Fang patted Jiang Xiaoyue’s small head and looked at her before saying sincerely,
It’s just a coincidence. Do you think I’m someone who would bully you?


Ugh???

Then, Mr. Fang wrote something on the small blackboard with chalk. [New TV Series: Legend of the White Snake]

We have a new TV Series today!
Mr. Fang changed the subject.

I won’t forgive you unless you let me watch for free!
Jiang Xiaoyue snorted.