: About the interview small theater [free]

Author: "All along, book reviews area there are a lot of people, you are chu can not accept it, what do you explain it?"
Zhuang Jia: "I have three versions of explanation, which one would you like to hear?"
Author: "Well you say."
Zhuang Jia: "In the first version, I think boys pursue me for the sake of me, so when they are in a relationship, once their boyfriend shows this intention, I will be very disgusted, including after the engagement, there is no plan to have sex. I want to keep it until the wedding day, it feels more perfect."
Author: "Go ...... barely explain too say the second version of it."
Zhuang Jia: "In the second version, the man who was engaged to me has no sexual interest in me, or it can be understood that he can get excited only when he wants to kill me, and he is usually incompetent, so I have been pure until now. "
Author: "Er er, more interesting for this reason, continue to the third."
Zhuang Jia: "In the third version, the author did not consider the issue of chu at all when he set the character for me, but in the later period my partner's popularity suddenly became higher, and many readers threatened the author and abandon the article if it was not double chu. The author's maidservant changed the setting in a sleek manner."
Author: "...... I think it is the second version is better, you feel it?"
Zhuang Jia: "Whatever, I don't know what to care about."
Author (helpless): "People say you fall in love at 15 years old, but you are still chu at 23. This doesn't make sense."
Zhuang Jia: "15-year-old puppy love and 23-year-old are chu. Is there any connection between the two?"
Author: "I do not know what contact ...... In fact, I was 15 years old to have a puppy love, Shoushenruyu after many many years."
Zhuang Jia (surprised): "Wow, you fell in love at 15 years old! How do you feel?"
The author (thinking): "It feels very sweet. He draws very well. We pass the notes in class without writing. He draws a cartoon villain, and then I draw another one. I can draw a comic book in one lesson and go back together after school. Home, you will blush if you accidentally touch the back of your hand."
Zhuang Jia (excited): "What happened later?"
Author (indifferent): "Later I transferred my love and fell in love."
Zhuang Jia: "..."
It is cold here for about a minute.
Zhuang Jia (seriously): "Why does it have to be chu? Does the reader's mandatory requirement for double chu show that patriarchal thinking is deeply ingrained? We must liberate this layer of membrane!!!"
The author (quiet ~EbookFREE.me~, he will substitute his own expectations for love, since it is an expectation, of course, he will strive for perfection. Two people who have no past belong to each other from beginning to end, which is also one of the perfect conditions. Feminist and patriarchal has nothing to do."
Zhuang Jia (turning head): "Boyfriend, if I am not Chu, would you mind?"
Yu Yang (silence): "..."
Zhuang Jia stared at Yu Yang.
The author stares at Yu Yang+1.
Yu Yang: "I'm more concerned about another thing, why am I still in my thirties and still a chu boy?"
Author: "Maybe this Chapter Review Chapter someone will answer ...... Well, the interview is over, expect the two of you break c, come on!"
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