Chapter 1585: Very familiar

She shouted, crisp and loud, all the passengers in the car looked over—
The man had a very good attitude and apologized with kindness: "Sorry, sorry! I didn't stand firm just now!"
"No, you've touched my breast twice!" Tangtang's eyes were wide open. "It's not crowded in the car. You have to stand so close and touch my breast. You are the legendary color.
Wolf?"
The other party was immediately angry and shouted fiercely: "Who touched you?! I think you think the man is crazy, right?!"
"Uncle, don't be angry." Tangtang said seriously, "I understand you. After all, my chest is so big and beautiful. It's normal for you to like to touch, but you have to hold back. It's an individual, not an animal, right?"
The middle-aged man's neck flushed: "Are you talking nonsense?!"
"Why are you so bad-tempered? You touched me twice, but I didn't scold you, why are you violent me?"
Tangtang scowled and was also very angry.
"When you see a young girl, you can’t help but move your feet. It’s called sex, metamorphosis, and psychology in psychology. It’s a kind of mental illness. Uncle, you’re abnormal now, don’t you? You have to get treatment quickly! Otherwise Your mother, your sister, your wife, and your daughter know that you are a pervert. How painful should you live? Living in a cycle of anxiety, self-blame, and depression every day, are you sure you want to live such a life? Really If you want to touch, you can touch your wife..."
At this time, the bus just arrived.
The door opened, and the middle-aged man rushed out of the car unbearably, and said: "Insane!"
Tangtang hurriedly ran after the car door and shouted: "Uncle! If your wife's are not big enough, you can buy my bean curd to drink! You can enlarge your breasts! Keyword search for sweet bean curd! Remember it!!!"
Everyone in the car: "..."
...
In the afternoon, Tangtang went home with a few boxes of bean curd.
The bean curd was bought by her all the way to the city center. It tastes quite good at a chain dessert shop of foreign brands.
She put the bean curd on the table, then called to the whole family, everyone tried it.
"There are two kinds of original flavor and almond flavor." Tangtang said, "I have eaten in the store. The taste seems to be smoother than our bean curd, and the taste is more delicate, a bit like soy milk pudding."
"Did you add milk?" Mother Tian asked curiously.
Father Tian nodded solemnly, "It must be added, but the secret should be the coagulant."
Tangtang stretched his arms, a little tired, and habitually waved his hands regardless: "Dad, leave it to you to study, I'll lie down for a while..."
Mother Tian nodded and said: "Go and rest. Next time, don't go out alone, the little girl's house. What if you encounter a bad guy?"
"Haha! Mom, don't be too dark, there are still many people in this world!" Tangtang laughed and entered the room.
Mother Tian looked at her daughter's back and shook her head helplessly.
The couple thought that their daughter's trip was a smooth trip, but unexpectedly, three days later, the goddess of Douhua became popular online.
I don’t know which passenger on the bus actually used his mobile phone to record the story of the wolf and upload it to the Internet, especially the last sentence, the keyword search for sweet bean curd! Clear and loud, it is deafening!
Tangtang was overjoyed: "Hahahaha... Free ads! I'm going to thank that uncle!"
Looking up at his parents again, he was full of heartache.
"Buy a car!" Father Tian learned from his lesson, "Tangtang, don't take the bus anymore!"
...
A week later, Tangtang drove his first car in his life and steadily hit the road.
Of course it is not a car. She does not have a driver's license and can only ride a low-speed electric scooter.
Riding an electric bike and stopping at the intersection of traffic lights, Tangtang felt very emotional: It feels really good to run in the wind, let my brother ride another day!
At this moment, he glanced at a luxury car parked beside him. There was a black cat in the car, which was very familiar.