Chapter 568: Meet with a smile

When Lu Xiaofeng encountered difficulties, he always wanted to hold the thighs of the two behind him. They gave the same answer.
The answer is not knowing.
Empress Houtu said that we are not a demon, so how do you know how the demon clan cultivates the magic weapon of life; Empress Yunxiao said that although I am Caiyun, but strictly speaking, we are a spirit and cannot practice the magic weapon of life.
The two largest thighs could not be counted on, and Lu Xiaofeng was helpless for a while.
Hong Huang had a bigger thigh, which happened to be the monster race, but it was a pity that they wouldn't let him go to the side, let alone hold the thigh.
For professional things, professionals still have to come, and it's useless to rush to find laymen for guidance.
The scorpion spirit in Pipadong, Poison Enemy Mountain, was in retreat at this time, and he was infatuated with Scorpio for several times without moving.
Counting the monsters he knew, Lu Xiaofeng found a problem. Journey to the West was nothing powerful. He can catch up with the demon, the only ones with good strength are Monkey Monkey, Black Bear Spirit and Zhu Ganglu.
Zhu Ganglu can be completely ignored. He was not a monster before, and he had only been a monster for two months, knowing the magic weapon of a fart.
Monkey King and Black Bear Spirit, both seem to be unreliable. In contrast, the Black Bear Spirit is silly, and the monkey is slightly better.
Shituoling was caught in the second Yin Yang cylinder and almost turned into a braised monkey. The monkey escaped with the help of the Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Since it is a life-saving thing given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, why is it just monkey hair, and it still grows on monkeys? Most of the monkeys have the talent for practicing natal magic weapons, and they are too lazy to spend their time. The Bodhisattva is worried that he will hang up on the way to obtain the sutras, and this is the magic weapon for him.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva bestows life-saving vellus hair, most of which is the monkey hair on the monkey body. The ordinary monkey hair is tempered and the monkey is inoculated again...
When Monkey King practiced, the three life-saving vellus hairs would be tempered automatically. He didn't take it seriously at ordinary times. He didn't think of it until the end of the mountain.
With life-saving hairs on his body, Monkey King should have some knowledge of the magic weapon of his life, and he simply asked him.
In Gaolaozhuang, Tang Seng was placed in the living room to drink tea by the old owner. A certain monkey who likes to engage in skewers becomes Miss Gao, quietly waiting for the pig demon to take the bait.
When Zhu Gang came to Miss Gao's boudoir, he had seen through the trick and couldn't help but complain: "This monkey is too perfunctory. Even if my old pig has become a rammer, he can't see his blindfold? The monkey show on him? The smell can't get rid of it, right?"
"Besides, the lady was terrified by me that day. When I came back, she would only be scared. How could she be so enthusiastic? Even if it is really a good product? The difference between before and after is so big? We can always find flaws."
"That's it! Since it's a play? My old pig can only pretend to be a little bit stronger and pretend that no flaws have been found."
Monkey Sun was carried on his back by Zhu Bajie, and he also sneered: "This monster is too rammed? My old Sun just used a trick? He stupidly walked away."
Zhu Ganglu didn't like monkeys, and felt that even if he became a rammer, he would not be fooled by monkeys? It is impossible to carry his wife stupidly.
Monkey King doesn't like Pig Gang? He thinks monsters are stupid? A blindfold can solve the problem. If you don't want to try his martial arts? Just take out the golden cudgel? Take advantage of his lack of defense to kill with a stick.
The villain died because of a lot of talk? The decent likes good things to go through. In the original book, monkeys do a lot of stupid things.
Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back. Since he is going to solve the monsters, it’s good to hit him to death with a stick from Bajie’s back. Why is it necessary to fight until dawn?
Jindoudong was collected a magic weapon? Used seventy-two changes to steal weapons? It's better to knock to death while Qingniu is sleeping. Similarly, Sai Tai Sui? Since I can lift Zijin Ling from my body? Why not just kill the matter?
"A thief who doesn't want to be a soldier is not a good monkey."
If you have to give an explanation to the original Journey to the West, Monkey King is a fighter who has learned thieves skills and mastered superb stealth skills? He prefers to be just frontal...
The two who looked down on each other went to the wild cave with their own ghosts, and then they fell in love and killed each other.
After a long time tossing and fighting for hundreds of rounds, the pig just started to brag, saying that my nine-tooth nail rake, even the copper-headed iron arm, can be built up.
As the protagonist of Journey to the West, of course, Monkey King has to have a face-slapped routine, saying that I will build your head for you, and see if you build it.
Zhu Gang did not use a heavy sniper. He raked the nine-tooth nails a few times, but failed to head the monkey. The monkey slapped his face successfully. When it was his turn to brag, he said that I was a rebel back then, and it was all right to put it in a steel furnace and burn it for dozens of days. How could your mp9 submachine gun knock me headshot.
Zhu Gang was convinced, and sang a fat man: "So you are the copper peas that is not burnt or cooked, disrespectful and disrespectful! We are a fellow, and I am also an admirer of boy chickens. I am ready to apply for a bodyguard job... …"
The two who became brothers returned to Gao Laozhuang affectionately, only to find that a stranger and Tang Seng had a very happy conversation.
Lu Xiaofeng and Tang Seng are really unfamiliar, and the main reason for being so familiar at this moment is Sun Monkey. Under the sign of Sun Monkey's acquaintance, he begged to see Tang Seng. He complained that the monkeys were all unreliable and unreliable. Tang Seng felt that he had found a confidant...

The acquaintances were extremely enthusiastic when they met, so Monkey King was enough, and Zhu Ganglu seemed to have a thousand words to tell. After worshipping Master Tang Seng, Zhu Gang became a Zhu Bajie. Looking for an opportunity, he went to Lu Xiaofeng to chat privately.
"Second mad man, it’s not easy to learn from the scriptures, and the partner can’t do it! That monkey is so stupid that he turned into my daughter-in-law to lie to me. Haha! Let’s not say that my true spirit is immortal. There will be thirty-six changes, how can you not see his blindfold?"
"You make a lot of sense."
Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, so he could only borrow the panacea of ​​the insurance salesperson.
Zhu Bajie sneered and said: "There is even more stupid, he actually stretched out his head to make my old pig headshot, if it weren't for me to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, there are a hundred ways to let his soul fly away..."
Lu Xiaofeng felt that he was too difficult. After hearing Zhu Bajie's complaints, he went to the monkey to consult the magic weapon of his life. As a result, the monkey said that I have three life-saving hairs, which are indeed the magic weapon of life, but that is the refining of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I don't know anything about it.
Sun Wukong was originally unreliable, and he didn't hold much hope, but the grandson monkey refused to let him leave, and directly fell into the bitterness: "Second mad man, it is difficult to do the work of learning from the classics, my old grandson is bitter! I used to be under pressure to work alone. The boss Tang Seng didn’t understand, he would fire me at every turn."
"Finally recruited a newcomer, thinking that it could be shared, but you also saw that the partner is not good! That pig demon is a stupid. I just use the ordinary change technique, and he can't see the flaws. I stretch my head to let him Zhu, he was so frightened if he couldn't build it, that appearance was too awkward."
Lu Xiaofeng can only comfort: "It's like this everywhere, the newcomers are frizzy, and the old people are more accommodating."
"How to accommodate?" Sun Monkey looked angrily: "As the saying goes, push the monkey... Then you can climb a tree, but you can't climb a tree by pushing a pig!"
Time is running out, but the monkey is entangled in it and cannot escape.
Lu Xiaofeng could only sacrifice Dafa and enumerated the top ten advantages of having a foolish colleague, and Sun Monkey smiled.
In fact, even if the true spirit is obliterated and the lazy pig Bajie is delicious, other aspects may be stupid, and political struggle is much better than monkeys. Now that his true spirit is still alive, if Sun Monkey believes in Fudge and treats him as a fool, it doesn’t matter who is really foolish...
Monkey King didn't know how to practice the magic weapon of his life, and Lu Xiaofeng didn't know who to call for advice, but fortunately, there was movement on the side of the infatuated Scorpio.
To untie the bell, you must tie the bell. The luck is not bad. The female scorpion who retreats in Pipa Cave on the Poison Enemy Mountain came out and told the infatuated Scorpio the answer.
In addition to being nourished with its own essence, it also needs some treasures with the same characteristics to evolve. For example, the Poison Pile of Horses is characterized by extremely sharp and highly poisonous. If you want to advance the spirit treasure, you must have sharp treasures that can be absorbed, or tempered with highly poisonous.
The Poison Pile of Inverted Horse can pierce the body of the Tathagata, and there may be weapons that are sharper than the Poison Pile of Horse, but metal weapons are not in the absorption range.
The only biological weapon that is sharper than the horse poison pile is the mosquito kiss of the mosquito man of the Conferred God era, which gnaws at the twelfth grade golden lotus thing, and its sharpness is definitely not inferior to the horse poison pile.
It's a pity that the mosquito man is a mystery, and his whereabouts are not explained after the war of conferring the gods is over. Moreover, that person is Da Luo Jinxian, even if he knows whereabouts, with Lu Xiaofeng's current strength, it is equally impossible to take his mosquito kiss.
The only chance lies in the venomous tempering, but unfortunately, whether it is Conferring God or Journey to the West, using poison is not the mainstream. The monsters in Journey to the West, spider spirits, centipede spirits and scorpion spirits, only scorpion spirits are more poisonous, and spider spirits and centipede spirits are not known for their poison.
The scorpion essence is very poisonous, and it seems that there is no more poisonous, Lu Xiaofeng can't think of it temporarily. Fortunately, he would rule out the law. Since the prehistoric land has not settled, of course, he must consider other realms. The first thing that comes to mind is the Dragon King Po Su Ji.
As the dragon king of the Brahman God Realm, Ba Su Ji acted as a lever when stirring the sea of ​​milk, so he was so tired that he vomited poison and spit the toxin into the sea of ​​milk.
This kind of poison claims to be able to destroy the Three Realms. Shiva swallowed the poison in a hurry. As a result, his throat was burnt to blue-purple.
Lu Xiaofeng thought of Po Su Ji mainly because of the player Salman, who had competed with Salman and had a very good impression of Salman.
Salman: "Because I was competing with you, I lost even my panties. You won so many good babies, can you have a bad impression of me?"
Salman competed with confidence because he had cultivated a kind of poisonous fire. The source of this poisonous fire was the poison of Dragon King Po Su Ji.
After completing the competition, someone went to the forum with joy and watched the fancy compliments of the predecessor players, who happened to know the origin of Salman's poisonous fire.
Salman is better at seizing opportunities. Posuji's venom fell into the sea of ​​milk, and he rushed to swallow it in front of Shiva. This gave him the opportunity to practice poison fire.
The poison that claims to be able to destroy the Three Realms, since it is in Salman's body, will not be digested into Xiang and pulled out. From another perspective, if the venom turns into Xiang, Salman will not be able to cultivate poison fire.
So the poisonous fire must be in Salman's body.
Lu Xiaofeng has a very good impression of Salman, but not everyone is as generous as him, and likes to meet each other with a smile.
If you want to get the venom from Salman, you probably have to pay a price. In the end, he decided to try and choose Crossover and Salman as his friend.
Latest chapter of Ebook Blood Sea Overlord of Online Games Click here