Chapter 1408: storytelling

As mentioned in the last chapter, Ximenyu wants to go out with Li Bo to see if there is any problem with Li Bo. Perhaps there is nothing strange about Li Bo, so he followed Li Bo early in the morning and said He went to the restaurant to talk with him.
In the early morning, there were already a lot of pedestrians on the street, and there was a lot of barking. Ximenyu and Li Bo walked on the street. Ximenyu was very curious and looked at the west. The people here are a bit like ancient women. From time to time, they curiously looked at the woman's chest. Li Bo shook his head, and when he saw the appearance of Ximenyu, he couldn't help recalling his youth and sighed, "Young people are the same from generation to generation."
"Li Bo, where are you talking?" Ximen Yu asked.
Li Bo pointed at a restaurant in front and said, "Drunken Townhouse!"
There are 13 people in the Zuixiang building, and there will never be fewer people coming in and going out. Although it is only in the morning, many tables upstairs and downstairs are full. The top floor does not accept diners, it is a teahouse, so the top floor is all day and night. There are many people, some people have been in for a long time and may not necessarily see him out, tasting tea, leisure, entertainment, naughty home, listening to books, this is the main activity of the most top regular guests. Li Bo smiled with satisfaction. When there were many people, more rewards were given. Leading Ximenyu into the Zuixianglou.
Ximenyu was totally relaxed today. A few days ago, Qin Qing's abnormal thoughts broke her mind. It should indeed be adjusted in time.
Dian Xiaoer was obviously familiar with Li Bo. He dared to speak directly in front of Li Bo. He smiled and shouted as soon as he met: "Old man Li, let's talk about books! I have to change to something new this time, otherwise I will listen Tired! Either'Wang Dingshan teasing Xiao Osmanthus' or'Blue Cat Tao Tao Bai Tang Ji', or else'Li Lima drunken mandarin duck pool', every day these paragraphs are exchanged, your listeners will run out sooner or later... ."
Pointed to the sore spot, Li Bo impatiently said, "Okay! Why do you tell me something nice, have you ever given money." Li Bo took Ximenyu upstairs, only the second one asked for it With a dull expression, he muttered: "I, haven't I served you tea?"
When ascending the stairs, Ximenyu asked: "Bo, why are you going to talk about these paragraphs?"
Li Bo didn't have a good air: "You think it's so easy to compose a story! I've talked to meet everyone's taste as much as possible."
Ximen Yu thought deeply, ‘Wang Dingshan molested the small osmanthus, the blue cat Taotaodongfang’. The original Huayu star also likes the book of romantic stallions. Perhaps, for Li Bo, they are equivalent to Huaxia’s online writers. It's just that they use their mouths to say that Earth Network writers publish on the Internet.
On the top floor, some old guests recognized Li Bo, but did not step forward to say hello, hoping that Li Bo would bring something new today. Perhaps many people were already disappointed and did not look at Li Bo and drank tea by themselves.
Ximen Yu found a corner to sit down. Anyway, Ximen Yu followed Li Bo all day long.
Sure enough, Li Bo walked into the storytelling forum that belonged to him every day. He rhythmically touched the two bamboo boards in his right hand and began to talk about the book.
"Today I am talking about a ‘Li Lima drunken mandarin duck pool’. When I heard the words ‘Li Lima’, many people sighed.
"... Li Lima was drunk drunk, accidentally hit and entered the Yuanyangchi pool, seeing two women laughing in the pool, Li Lima was hiding aside, the two women didn't seem to see Li Lima, entertaining themselves A woman laughed happily, and her hand grabbed the earlobe of another woman, and slowly touched it down!" Li Bo's painting sounded, and at the same time, his hands stroked the strokes, although the story has been told n times, but not The few people were attracted by Li Bo's action sounds again. In this kind of yellowish story, some people still breathe more, looking forward to talking.
"The woman touched and touched! From the earlobe to the neck, from the neck..." The young and old satyrs listened attentively, as if the person who touched was just like them. But only.
"The woman suddenly touched one, one, one..."
At this moment, many people can't help but ask: "What is it, you're going to say it."
"A slippery hand prevented her from touching down."
"Hey! What a hand!" Everyone sighed with disappointment, this time they all hope that Li Bo will say. Touching the woman's ru room, it is a pity that the reality is cruel.
Li Bo went on to say, "The other woman blamed: "Sister, why are you bullshit! See how I am adjusting you, the two are writhing in a chuckle, Li Lima's color heart rises and slowly walks up... ..."
Everyone looked tense and looked forward to the next wonderful scene. Li Bo's victory aroused everyone's desire to listen.
"Li Lima was so confused that he touched the back of a woman and suddenly..."
"how."
"I suddenly felt that the skin was silky slippery. The woman was shocked and turned around. Seeing it was Li Rima, he shouted: ‘Don’t Li Ruma know that this is the harem?’ Li Ma heard the harem and immediately awakened from drunkenness.

"and then?"
"Then Li Lima walked away in a hurry, well, "Li Lima drunken mandarin duck pool" ended."
"This is also called the drunken mandarin duck pool?" Ximen Yu smiled and bent away before the play.
If Li Bo is an online writer, he must be a street writer, too low.
Ximen Yu decided to give some processing to this story. Although Li Bo talked about the sound of the picture, he still dared not say it at every critical moment.
Ximen Yu walked up to the rostrum and shouted to many of the following audience: "Hello everyone, I am Master Li Bo. Let me tell you a book named ‘Li Lima and the two concubines in the pool.’

I heard that it was Master Li Bo, which caused a lot of sensation. Li Bo stood up and explained: "Yes, he is my Master. Let’s listen to my Master tell you a story!" He would like to hear Ximen Yuhui Tell a story.
Li Bodu said so well, then his master...
Everyone immediately shouted and sat upright, curiously listening to the story of Ximenyu.
Ximenyu used to write online novels, and the level is very high.
Xi Menyu adjusted his voice and said loudly: "Li Lima, who was drunk and drunk that day, strayed into the Houyang Yuanyang Pond. Seeing the two women bathing in the pool, the two sometimes splashed water and sometimes laughed. Li Lima saw this spring, Erotic, where did you suffer, secretly undressed behind the rockery."
"Wow!" The audience below "screamed" gasping for breath, and everyone was attracted, which was more appealing than Li Bo said.
Li Botan Khan, this kid took off his clothes, not afraid of the protagonist being beheaded.