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Ximenyu thought to himself secretly, this question must not be wrong, Ximenyu thought for a while and said: "I will think, it’s so pitiful, raising a child by one person, he must have suffered a lot, and the pressure must be great! I must Treat her daughter well and treat her well!"
"Zero points!" Master Four said without thinking.
"why?"
"Dare you ask why? Did you think so?"
"So what should I think?"
"You should think like this:'It's so pitiful, a person has been widowed for so long. Somewhere, it must be empty. I need it! Thank you for giving me a beautiful daughter. In order to repay you, I have to make up for your empty. /Virtual!"
"Isn't this a big deal?"
"Slap!" Xi Menyu slapped the four masters.
"I forgot what I taught you in the last lesson? Why do people live in the world? Memorize it again!" Master Four said angrily.
Ximen Yu complained: "People live in the world for the sake of picking girls, for the beauties. The number of beauties soaked in is the only standard that reflects the value of life!
"Well, luckily you still remember, otherwise I will kill you!" Master 4 nodded in satisfaction.
"Continue to the fourth question! If you have a beauty in front of you and are tempting you and trying to lift your skirt, what would you do?"
"I must answer this question correctly! I don't believe I'm right!" Simon replied immediately: "I immediately rushed and got on her!"
"Zero points!"
"Ah, it's zero points when she gets on?" Ximen Yu asked dejectedly, it was too unreasonable.
"You wouldn't do it as simple as that. It's a shame to be your master. The correct answer is that you should observe first to see if she is a place, to see what kind of black fungus, just taught you in the first few lessons, you Why can't I just learn and use it, recite the content of my lesson!"
Xi Menyu recited depressedly: "Before seeing a beautiful woman, be calm and calm. First observe her words and deeds, judge her private life, and secondly, knock on her side, and ask her emotional experience, especially, whether it is a place. If not There are two correct practices. The first one is to judge whether it is justifiable, for example, beautiful young women, people, and wives; the second one is to give up directly!
"Now know what's wrong!, alas, Ruzi can't be taught too! Unable to support A Dou!"
"Fifth question! Pay attention to the subject! If you like a beauty, but the beauty says that she doesn't like you, how should you tell her?"
Ximen Yu thought about it and replied: "Then I will say, I will not give up! I will always wait for you!"
"Zero points!"
"Ah, zero points! Should I give up?"
"It's good not to give you a negative score. Think about it. What did I teach you in the first quarter?"
Xi Menyu really forgot, and when he recalled it, he remembered it and said, "In this world, he is mine, including women, for everything I like, and for all women I like, she is my woman, Whether she has a boyfriend, whether she has a husband, whether her family members disagree or not, whether she likes herself or not!"
"Do you know what's wrong! Did the question just change the soup or the medicine? It wouldn't do such a simple question and answer question, really a pig brain!" Four Masters scolded Xi Menyu.
"Ah!" Simon kept sighing. Is it really hard for him! .