Vol 3 Chapter 39: What do you want!

　　After the training, Zhou Yi returned to the locker room and saw Barrios threw himself up: "Lucas!"
　　
　　 shouted in a poor tone.
　　
　　 "Ah? What?" Barrios lost his face, and didn't understand why Zhou Yi was so angry.
　　
　　 "I blame you!" Zhou Yi shouted.
　　
"What's wrong with me?"
　　
　　The other teammates in the locker room were also attracted by Zhou Yi's move. Isn't the relationship between these two people very good? Why does it seem to be noisy?
　　
Captain Kyle is also planning to come forward to stop the conflict between the two, but at this time he heard Zhou Yi angrily said: "I blame you for what I said on the TV show, I will do oriental sorcery, so I came to find me now. Fans don’t want to sign, but they want me to cast a blessing on them!"
　　
　　 Hearing this, Kyle's footsteps stagnated, and the teammates watching on the side couldn't help but laugh, and the slightly tense atmosphere suddenly became active.
　　
　　 "Laugh!" Zhou Yi looked around and said angrily: "Just now, a fan came to me, I thought he was going to sign, I was planning to sign it! He bowed his head in front of me!"
　　
　　 Zhou Yi began to talk about his "encounter" just now.
　　
"I thought he wanted me to sign on top of him! Guess what he said? He asked me to touch the top of his head! Touch the top of his head! Do you think he is neuropathy? Is it neuropathy? I touched it After that, he went away! He left like this! They didn’t ask me to sign! I realized that he wanted me to "initiate" him! Infuse a woolen thread! Mysterious oriental sorcery is not for him Mom is Tibetan Buddhism!"
　　
　　 Zhou Yi's emotions moved, and even swear words came out... because he was so embarrassed just now-the pen was in his hand, and he was preparing to enjoy the treatment of a big star with a smile. As a result, he bowed his head and let him initiate! At that time, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how he put his hands up...
　　
　　 But not only did the surrounding teammates not sympathize with the poor Zhou Yi, but instead they laughed back and forth and were very happy.
　　
　　Grosskreuz was lying on the ground with a smile, Weidenfeller was laughing with tears, and the original creator, Barrios, covered his stomach with a smile...
　　
　　 Even Captain Kyle, who had come up with the idea of ​​peace before, was laughing on Dede's shoulder at this time.
　　
　　 "Lucas, you still laugh!" Facing a teammate who was laughing all over the room, Zhou Yi could only catch Barrios, the initiator.
　　
　　Barrios smiled breathlessly and said, "You... aren't you, have you already passed, explained through the media, explained? Haha!"
　　
　　 "Explained the use of farts! People don't believe it!" Zhou Yi was wronged, and the baby was bitter. This year, the boring and boring truth is far less popular than the exaggerated rumors...
　　
　　 "Hug, sorry, Zhou Yi. Ha!" Barrios had to apologize to Zhou Yi.
　　
　　 "Thank you for your apology, Lucas. But if you are sorry and do not laugh later, I believe you are sincere." Zhou Yi said with a straight face.
　　
　　 "Well, I'm just kidding..." Barrios said with a smirk, but his eyes still completed the crescent moon.
　　
　　 "Are you really kidding me?" Zhou Yi stared at him and asked.
　　
　　 "Uh... Actually, I really think you can do Eastern witchcraft... You know I haven't been to China, China..."
　　
　　 "We have state-owned high-rise buildings, with planes and cars. We are a modern country like Germany. People there are fine with feathers on their heads and naked upper bodies." Zhou Yi said.
　　
　　Barrios was a little disappointed: "So you are really lucky?"
　　
　　 "Of course!" Zhou Yi is decisive.
　　
　　 GrossKreuz finally got up from the ground, he patted Zhou Yi's shoulder: "Actually, don't you think this setting is cool, Zhou Yi?"
　　
　　 "What's so cool about this?" When Zhou Yi thought of the images of the gods, he only felt full of backwardness and ignorance.
　　
"Of course it's cool!" Gros Kreuz said of this, his eyes were shining: "You think about it, Zhou Yi. We give the fans all the signers and things. When there are more people, the signature is painful on the wrist. But you are simple, the fans hurry to come up, you just need to raise your hand with a serious face and a solemn expression, and each of them will humbly bow your head in front of you, letting you touch the top of their head... That’s it! Does it look like the pope?"
　　
　　 said that Groscroitz also imitated the appearance of the Pope, raising his hand solemnly to touch Zhou Yi's head.
　　
　　 But his hand was evaded by Zhou Yi: "Thank you 嘞" Grandpa! "
　　
　　 he gritted his teeth.
　　
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　　 Later, Zhou Yi will still meet those Dortmund fans who come here. They do not look for Zhou Yi's signature, or say they are not interested in finding Zhou Yi's signature. They came to Zhou Yi to ask Zhou Yi for the blessing from the Eastern Wizard...
　　
　　 Someone is falling in love, hope Zhou Yi can bless her to find a suitable Ruyi Langjun as soon as possible. There are people because they are about to take the exam and are worried that they will not be able to take the exam, so they came to Zhou Yi for blessing. There are even couples who come to him because they are too late to have children!
　　
　　At the beginning, Zhou Yi also explained to others that he was not a witchcraft artist, nor a wizard.
　　
　　 "Infertility, you should go to a specialist hospital, not come to me! I am not a son of Guanyin!"
　　
　　 But it's useless, even if he refuses, there will still be people looking for it.
　　
　　 Even when he comes home, he has to face another devout believer, Hannah.
　　
　　 Hannah really believed that Zhou Yi had mysterious witchcraft, so she widened her eyes and asked seriously whether Zhou Yi could meet the Prince Charming in her mind when she went to the bar tonight.
　　
　　Zhou Yi did not expect to be able to live at home, but the explanation was also exhausting, so he nodded and said in a perfunctory manner: "Yes, you will definitely!"
　　
　　 Hannah cheered, came up and hugged Zhou Yi, and ran back to her room to dress up.
　　
　　 As a result, Hannah called back that night and told Cortana that she would not come back and did not have to wait for her.
　　
　　 After listening to Cortana saying that Hannah would not come back tonight, Zhou Yi was surprised: "No? I said casually! Is this okay?"
　　
　　 He began to really doubt whether he was carrying a mysterious power that he did not know...
　　
　　 Maybe my dad is not a red second generation, but a superman from an alien planet? Incognito is buried in ordinary humans, secretly guarding the peace and tranquility of the earth? This setting is so much cooler than any jumper!
　　
　　 Hmm... It seems necessary to call my dad and hit the side to hear about it!
　　
Just when Zhou Yi's brain opened wide and began to fantasize, Cortana chuckled aside: "On Hannah's terms, she took the initiative, what men can't sleep? For her, the whole bar It’s all her Prince Charming."
　　
　　 Zhou Yi is a descendant of Superman, and his beautiful dream of having superpowers is so broken...
　　
　　 He glanced at Cortana: "Why don't you see Hannah go to the bar?"
　　
　　 "I don't like to go to that place, men are all sperm on their brains." Cortana snorted softly.
　　
　　 "But last Christmas..." Zhou Yi immediately pierced Cortana's "lie".
　　
　　 "I was with Hannah, she just fell in love before Christmas."
　　
　　 "Ah, that's really pitiful..."
　　
　　 "What's so pitiful? Her so-called broken relationship means that the man and she didn't answer her phone after going to bed twice. What's so bad about the relationship that lasted only two nights?" Cortana shrugged. "She wanted to go to the bar just to catch another one."
　　
　　Zhou Yi was dumbfounded. Although he knew that foreign women were very open, Hannah's openness also had a great impact on him from China. In daily contact, he always feels that Hannah is like a sister next door, friendly and lively, it is really difficult to imagine what she looks like in bed...
　　
　　Zhou Yi shook his head, don't think about that kind of picture.
　　
　　 "Why? Interested in Hanna?" Cortana saw that Zhou Yi was stunned and teased.
　　
　　 "What a joke!" Zhou Yi quickly raised his face. "I can't..."
　　
　　 "Do you look down on Hanna? Do you think she is too open?" Cortana blinked. "I know Chinese people are very conservative..."
　　
　　 "No." Zhou Yi shook his head and said seriously, "It's very serious to like and love this kind of thing."
　　
　　When Zhou Yiyi said this seriously, Cortana was stunned for a while, and then smiled: "The kid who doesn't have all the hair, saying'love' is a violation."
　　
　　 "Hey! I am 18 years old!" Zhou Yi protested.
　　
　　 "Ah, I'm sorry. All of you Chinese are very tender." Cortana said that she apologized, but she didn't mean to apologize at all. She was still teasing Zhou Yi. "But a zero-experience boy who can't even walk around a woman's waist still says this kind of thing."
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　　 She was mocking Zhou Yi and her pretending to be a couple.
　　
　　 "What's wrong with zero experience? No shame without experience!" She was always mocked by a woman, and Zhou Yi couldn't bear it as a man. "If you see a beautiful, sexual woman, you should go for a dip. What is the difference from a stallion? If it is just to satisfy sexual desire, I can take a plane! There are all kinds of tastes in Japan, Europe and the United States! Why should I waste my feelings just to sleep with others?"
　　
　　Zhou Yi said directly in front of Cortana that "playing a plane." Cortana also froze.
　　
"There is still a difference between sexual impulse and love? If you don’t really like her~EbookFREE.me~ Just obsessed with her body, why should I use lies to deceive her? But loving a person is different, I think In addition to physical relationships, there will always be other things? For example, the same smell, spiritual support, feel comfortable doing nothing together! Do not feel uncomfortable, nausea, irritability! What if you are not happy together Where?"
　　
　　 Cortana watched Zhou Yi stunned in front of her emotionally and published a long speech. Until Zhou Yi finished speaking, she never recovered.
　　
　　Zhou Yi saw Cortana's disappointment and proudly said, "Now do you understand? Although I have no experience, I have rich theoretical knowledge!"
　　
　　Kotana nodded: "Understood. For the first time, I saw someone who could say "no one wants" so grandly and generously."
　　
　　 "Hello!" Zhou Yi was dissatisfied.
　　
　　 "Ah, sorry. It was the first time I could see someone say such a magnificent, generous and generous man." Cortana corrected her statement.
　　
　　 "Unable to tell you!" Zhou Yi snorted and returned to his room.
　　
　　 Rarely, Cortana did not chase after him, but stared at his back, thoughtfully.
　　
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