Vol 6 Chapter 44: neighbor

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The above are the two largest businesses that Shen Yan has done since the store opened. The sage's business of opening doors and waiting for fish to be hooked is not so easy to do. This is especially true when there are many unreasonable birds in the world.
For example, if a person took a cut hand and opened his mouth, he asked Shen Yan to help him make a person. Shen Yan silently took out a pair of chopsticks and said that I would treat the guests. Now that I have it and chopsticks, can you help me prepare table dishes?
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Others came to ask emotional questions ...
I was so angry that I rolled eight bird eggs on the table. As a result, I looked up for a long time, and the guy opposite was still looking down!
Shen Yan clapped the table, "I said you understand the rules? Do you still want me to help? If you think about it, you should say: Master, do you make me smoother so that my feelings can last?"
"... Master, can you do this to make me smoother so that my feelings can last?"
"No," Shen Yan changed her expression in a flash, stood up straight, and collected the eight bird eggs into the kitchen. "I mean, hurry and roll a few eggs for me. I'm not an emotional consultant!"
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There are also people who come to ask for money, and hope Shen Yan can help him to point out the location of a big treasure-whenever this time, Shen Yan feels that he was stupid. When playing games, I believe that the NPC will really tell you the location of the treasure ... I have a treasure, I do n’t know if I want to dig?
"Yes!" At this time, Shen Yan usually agreed happily, and then pulled out a letter that had been prepared long ago, "Send this letter to the Golden Field Abbey first, and I will tell you the next clue when I get the reply. "
In this step, 99% of the boring people were dismissed. The last one left with confidence and did not know whether he was still on the road or was eaten. He never came back anyway. Anyway, even if you come back, Shen Yan there are 99 serial tasks waiting for him!
If he can really finish it, it means that he has made a fortune ... Collect 99 gems and ask if you are afraid? There are also corners of the world looking for small notes, and Ubisoft ’s silly box game to find out.
Fifteen years of senior gamers said that the longest path he has taken in his life is Ubisoft's routine.
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The most excessive is a woman who actually carried a dead man to resurrect him.
You already have a taste!
Of course, the woman knows that she is not guilty-is it not that the temple refuses to accept (exceeding the resurrection period) will she come here?
Of course, Shen Yan refused. For this reason, the woman had almost exhausted all the methods. She could not spend money on temptation. Finally, she took a knife holder and burned his house around his neck! Shen Yan still spreads his hands to show that he can't be resurrected ... I would still be a yarn sage if I had this skill!
Standing on the Wudongcheng Square, insert a "professional resurrection, not afraid of taste" brand, that is not rich in money, what is it?
The woman left heartbroken ... Shen Yan thought it was over. The results came together the next day and found a new grave on the hillside opposite the house! ! !
What am I ...

It is more difficult to be a man, to be a sage, and it is even more difficult to be a male sage!
No wonder so many sages are "lonely and eccentric" in character, which is forced by the society! Laozi only took one winter and half a spring, and he was almost depressed now!
Especially after the spring, when the road no longer becomes a barrier, more people come. Many people have heard that there is a sage here, even if it's really nothing, it's not too far to see a new one ... because this is a living sage! Then I searched for some strange questions to embarrass me. You said how boring the Northlanders should be?
Unfortunately, it is so boring!
The agricultural society is busy in March for a year. Isn't the rest of the time boring?
So much so that Shen Yan doubted more than once whether he was in the wrong line-why did everything end up being amused, is this the fault of the world or am I having a problem myself?
In fact, after finishing those two big orders, Shen Yan wondered whether he should not be a sage ... just selling Viagra and female cosmetic surgery is enough to make him wealthy! Does it still make sense to continue to be a sage? However, that's just thinking about it, because Shen Yan's pursuit is never money (serious face), but the influence on the world!
That power that moves the world and changes fate!
When Shen Yan looked up at the sky, he saw not only clouds, but also the flying dragons, the romantic and infinite star world, the constellations representing the gods, and ... above the sky Around the city!
For him, this is the city thousands of years ago! Thousands of years later, all he left was a ruin. Thousands of years ago, he was a laurel that was killed by his mother at a glance. Thousands of years later, he was a ignorant young civil servant.
Will the worst result be worse than this? If so, why not try to make some changes? !
Shen Yan was not worried that he would affect Ms. City ’s plan. How coincidenty would a little flying insect affect a big storm? Besides, does Ms. Huan really have a plan? Shen Yan felt that it was all about the willfulness of what she wanted to do ... Anyway, there was no power that could threaten the lady, and the only person who could hold her back was still a dead mansion.

Shen Yan tirelessly had to change the law of life and change to day and night.
When the sun went down, Shen Yan got up when most people were going to bed and playing with his wife. He brushed his teeth, washed his face and washed his hands to eat breakfast, then pulled open the door bolt, pushed open the nailed door and entered the courtyard.
You read right, it was the "nailed door". The door of the wooden house was filled with exaggerated iron nails and was fixed with the door frame. The door reads "Don't knock, not!" "Really not!" "Aren't you someone wrong? I said no!" ... It's generally silly to see these warnings about the nailed door and the door Was stopped.
But smart people will find that the real door is actually with the door frame.
This is a trick, but it works.
Then breathe fresh air and do morning exercises, which is to lift the sledgehammer by the door and lift a hundred times to move the bones. It is said that this thing has been left by the door for almost three months. It hasn't been stolen yet. When was steel so worthless?
It was clearly evening, but he finished the orderly set up.
Finally, Shen Yan walked to the edge of the cliff and said to the opposite party in a very normal tone, "Mr. Pine, how did you sleep yesterday?"
"Not very good. I have always dreamed about the past recently." In the darkness opposite, someone replied, his voice was rather hoarse.
At this time, the last rays of the sunset also sunk into the sky, and the surroundings were completely dark. Shen Yan snapped his fingers to the side, and the torch inserted in front of the door was lit, illuminating a dozen square feet in front of the door, and also illuminating ...
Opposite the hillside, the face of the zombie sitting by the grave.
So in the high demon world, dead people are really troublesome!