Chapter 254: Come, take a sip of this and calm down...
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Clow Cards Cardcaptor
- Unchanging Heart
- 1363 characters
- 2021-01-31 12:28:33
On the forest road leading to the city of Beijing at night, a royal carriage drawn by two tall horses is driving at high speed!
Although it is very strange to describe it, the carriage is running towards the capital city area at a speed of 50 miles per hour, and from the co-pilot position of the carriage, there are constantly screams full of breath. .
"Ah!!!! Don't do it!!!"
Holding the reins and enjoying the flow of alchemy on his face, he looked at him speechlessly, who could be said to be disease-free and moaning:
"I said Xiaofang, can you not call it that way?"
"I don't! Your car doesn't even have a seat belt, so don't you let me call! Do you still have humanity!"
Fang Ran tightly grasped the handrail of the car, twitching at the corners of her mouth, looking at the fast-reversed scenery on both sides, and severely accused the car of the unsafe design of the lack of seat belts.
"In fact, there are things like seat belts, but in the back of the convertible..."
Fang Shu made a laugh, and then shook the rein forcefully. The sweaty BMW who was possessed by the soul seemed to scream tirelessly with excitement, speeding up again!
"How is it! Xiaofang! Is there a feeling of speed and passion when sitting in my carriage that can reach up to 100 mph!?"
"Bah! I only have a feeling of speed of life and death that may be thrown out at any time!"
Listening to the alchemy, Fang Ran turned his head to look around, holding the handrail, and then looked at the two biological motors in front of Sanguan collapsed and shouted!
And the thing, even if this is the spirit of the warhorse you summoned from the ancient battlefield, it's a bit ridiculous that it can reach up to 100 miles!
How can you make other carriages so uncomfortable!
Fang Ran held onto the handrail tightly, and the wind blew on his face and turned him into a killer missile head!
"Xiao Fang! I will teach you the driving skills of this BMW!"
"I said you are not a BMW!"
Fang Shu turned a deaf ear to Fang Ran’s roar, and started to tell Fang Ran about the driving style of the carriage from the beginning. Of course, the most important thing was the core values.
How to show off your identity by driving a horse-drawn carriage to make a cool drift!
Immediately afterwards, the magician taught Fang Ran how to control these two biological motors. After more than one kilometer of practice...
In the end, Fang Ran sat in the driving position holding the reins with a broken face.
Alchemy made him sit in the co-pilot in his spare time, took out a bottle of vodka from the freezer in the back compartment, shook his goblet and put on sunglasses to enjoy the breeze and sunshine, and said:
"Xiao Fang, the master leads the door, and the practice is personal. It's time to show real skills."
Fang Ran silently glanced at the rein in his hand, and the ultimate philosophical question once again popped up in his mind.
Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
I...
Shouldn't we learn to drive?
Why am I sitting here holding the reins of the carriage...
In the end, Fang Ran still refused to cry without tears with a sullen face and magic techniques:
"Brother Fangshu...that I am actually..."
But before he finished speaking, the alchemist waved his hand!
"Hi! Xiaofang, don't be afraid, I am here! Come, take a sip of this and calm down!"
He gave him a sip of the upper half of vodka.
then...
boom!
Fang Ran leaned back against the handrail, unconscious.
Alchemist: "..."
"amount...."
Fang Shucao looked at him with a dazed look at the goblet of vodka that he had barely dropped, and he was speechlessly revealing absurdity.
Uh... what... I... I just gave him a bite...
"belch!!!!"
Just as the Alchemist looked at his wine glass with uncertainty, the wine hiccup sounded, and he sat up straight like a leek that had been straightened!
The waist is straight, and his eyes are shining!
Then he calmed down suddenly, put down the reins with a serious face, crossed his hands on his knees, and placed them in front of his face.
"Xiao Ke, where are we now?"
Looking at the Alchemy that he suddenly woke up from the side, he made a look of uncertainty. He hesitated and said:
"Um... Xiaofang, what happened to you just now? Could it be that the first time you drove the carriage too nervous?"
Also, what the is Xiao Ke...
"Well, I was driving a carriage... hiccups!!"
Fang Ran's face suddenly realized, and then he blushed with alcohol!
"Also, don't call me Xiaofang...hiccup! I am Sakura, please call me Sakura sauce...hiccup!!!"
Fang Ran grabbed the reins and explained with a serious and serious approach.
Seeing Fang Ran, who couldn't help belching his wine, Alchemy made his complexion twitch, his brows twitched, and he guessed a snappy answer in his heart.
I go!
Xiao Fang... Isn't it... drunk?
But the bit of vodka just now didn't even have a cap! ! !
If Meng Lang knew what the alchemist had done, he would let Fang Ran touch the two things he couldn't touch at the same time, and he would definitely give a thumbs up and praise.
hero!
"Xiao Ke, our destination... hiccups!... where is it?"
Fang Ran turned his head and looked at the Alchemist's envoy to ask, his eyes flushed and his face was flushed, and he was strangely calm.
The Alchemist, who was still stunned and speechless, replied subconsciously:
"Star Drop Plaza in the center of the central city..."
"Good! We... hiccup! Go!"
Then the Alchemist saw Fang Ran take a deep breath and raised the rein to an arc, slamming!
The two tall horses screamed fiercely, raised their forefoot high, and jumped out with a ‘swish’!
That momentum, that fierceness, caused the Alchemy Envoy sitting on the side to slap his head directly, being pressed on the chair, the wine glass almost stuck to his face!
"Fuck!!"
Is this your sister's catapult start!
I don’t seem to have taught you this before! ?
Fang Shuzhe held the grass in his heart and looked at Fang Ran as if he had changed the rein!
"Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Hiccup! Drive! Drive! Drive!"
The crackling reins and whip whips sounded continuously!
The Yin Po horses neighed loudly, and the hoofs frequently sounded like a rainstorm. The car body was speeding up steadily!
And because Fang Ran didn't know what was smooth ~EbookFREE.me~ was just a blind chicken slamming the reins, causing the carriage behind to bump like a vibrator!
Shake up and down!
"I'll take the grass!!"
Fang Shu shocked sitting in the thumping co-pilot seat, and the whole person was shocked by the ups and downs, his face was terrified, and all his hair was blown back by the wind! !
At this moment, there is only one thought in my heart!
I! Up! One! go with!
What's the 80-step start! ! ! !
He never expected that he originally took out the Yinpo carriage just to make a joke with Fang Ran, and then went back to the night game to teach him to drive normally.
But Alchemy made it suddenly happen that something was wrong...
Because there are two serious problems.
One is that the reason why this ‘BMW M760LixDrive’ can run so fast is not only because the two Yinpo horses are the spirits of war horses in the ancient battlefield, but more importantly, because the magic value of the alchemy is supported.
After he came up with such a wagon that consumes mana and has no use for eggs, he was speechlessly despised by all the other participants in the night game. Including this incident, it was also the case that Resuscitation said last time that he did not use his energy. In terms of improving the strength, the reason for tinkering with all kinds of weird things.
As for the other question...
Alchemy makes the co-pilot not have a seat belt...
"It's ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!"
He hugged the armrest of the seat tightly, and let out a scream. This is not a matter of sitting in a car seventy or eighty miles away. This thing is a full convertible with no dead corners and a 360° wide view. Eighty miles! ! !
On the carriage!
Alchemy makes it feel,
My life is like a candle in the wind...