Chapter 431: Indulge in the wit and courage of the uncle of the Security Department

"Brother! You bastard, you sold me! You shit!"
"Hey, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is valuable, don't you think I will sell all the remaining shaved ice~"
"Then the uncle rode a small electric donkey and chased me half of the campus!"
"You said it wasn't my brother, did you say you want to run separately?"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, don't listen or listen to the eighth scriptures, die, one blow!!!"
"Fuck!!!"
After the night of being gank by the uncle of the security guard, such a voice sounded as usual in the new home of Magic Boy, and it was still unsightly, but if you look closely, you can find that both guys are lowering their voices, afraid of being muddled by Queen Ling.
Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran and Meng Lang who were torn on the carpet, and sighed helplessly:
"Since it has been discovered, we don't have to go tomorrow."
"No way!"
"No way!!"
However, the two guys on the ground who were twitching each other's faces stopped yelling and opposed, and their attitude was very firm.
"Mr. Lu Xun has said that there are only dead boxes in this world, and there are no chickens that cannot be eaten!"
"That's right! Even if you don't know what the old brother is talking about under the name of Lu Xun, but those freshmen who are exhausted from military training and the weather needs us! They need our shaved ice!"
The two people who were still fighting with elementary school students a second ago changed to Zhang Yizheng's rhetorical face, and said high-sounding and righteous Lingran.
It's just that Gou Yu stared at the two of them silently, and thought with a sigh in his heart.
Even if you two say such things,
But isn’t it because you want to make money?
Because the magic boys who are in financial crisis are not willing to face the jungler coughing and surrendering (because of lack of money), even after being gank, they must resolutely implement their responsibilities and obligations as the three shaved ice heroes (no Willing to let go of such an opportunity to make money), to save those black and black freshmen (their pot) who suffer in military training and will eventually be exposed to the sun!
then
Monday.
Still sneaking in a corner of the playground, the cat peeked out behind the grass and looked around at Meng Lang, and then whispered to Fang Ran on the other side of the dog.
"Brother, there is no abnormality"
"The shaved ice without money!!! The shaved ice without money, you heard it right, it is shaved ice without money!"
Seeing Fang Ran, who rushed out with a ‘swish’ before he could finish speaking, Meng Lang looked speechless, and he just called my ‘name’.
Getting old, dare you to worry a little more?
Then, Tuesday.
Changed to another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, glanced twice, sighed, and waved his hands at Fang Ran and Meng Lang who had already entered the playground.
"Captain, no"
"The shaved ice without money!!! The shaved ice without money, yes, it is shaved ice without money. The opportunity is not to be lost, and the loss will never come again!"
rash:""
Brother, you can actually be more anxious, and you call my name again!
Gou Yu: ""
Uh, captain, what I want to say is that ‘there is no way, the uncle is here’
"Eh! You guys! Who told you to come in and sell it here again!? Don't run! Stop it for me!!"
After that, Wednesday.
"You guys, you guys came in again to steal water and sell shaved ice. I don't want to kill you now!!"
After a ping-pong ping-pong, next to the window on the first floor of the teacher's building on the playground of Beijing University, three embarrassed figures appeared suddenly, swallowing and shouting,
"I'm going! We obviously came here to steal water at 6 o'clock in the morning. Unexpectedly, the uncle would have learned badly and learned to squat against us!"
"Fuck! Brother, what are you talking nonsense, come over and push the cart!"
"Oh, that I said, let's just don't"
"No way!!!" x2
In this case, the uncle, who was not allowed to turn the window on his legs, feet, and age, just came around from the door, pushing the electric car with the sauerkraut jar and ran away, leaving the uncle himself alone and incompetent and furious.
"You brats, don't let me catch you!!!"
Thursday.
Hula hula hula
It’s dark and blazing. In the favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of smashing liquid is constantly loud. This is enough to scare people in a horrible situation, which will follow you in the dark corridor , The stairs one after another,
always! ! !
It keeps ringing behind you! ! ! !
fast! Pull the hair off and tie it into a knot and throw it behind you to pick it up! fast! Cover the face of the doll with open eyes and let it eat it!
On the first floor of a teacher's building, the thirteenth window from the left is under this mysterious numbered window that is regarded as an unknown symbol by the West!
It was the pale faces of the weird figures curled up in the moving darkness and suddenly illuminated by the lights, and uttered a terrible roar pointing at the source of their horrible sounds!
"Hold the grass! Brother, what the are you aiming at me? For the tank, my pants made you wet!!!"
"It's so dark I can't see clearly!"
"So, didn't I give you a flashlight!?"
"Fuck me, I came up with the idea of ​​wearing a curtain and cloak to steal water before it's three o'clock in the middle of the night. You are such a genius!"
"Isn't I afraid of being squatted back by the uncle yesterday, and, it's okay, brother, after all, we are participants active in the dark."
"But, my brother, I think we are stealing water in the middle of the night to discredit the identity of the participants. It is easy to be beaten if we say it."
"amount"
Then, um, Friday.
"I want a cup of shaved ice, and your smile from my little brother!"
A lively and lovely girl hopped to the shaved ice stand in the corner of the playground and said with a loud smile.
"give."
Seeing her so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiled and handed her a cup of prepared shaved ice, but his beautiful smile revealed the vicissitudes and exhaustion for some reason.
"Wow~~"? (?≧?≦?)??
Just after receiving the shaved ice, the vitality girl put a spoonful directly into her mouth, then she covered her forehead, closed her eyes and endured the headache with a happy smile.
"This sweetness is really amazing, this time I bought a floral fragrance, k! You can make this kind of shaved ice, you are so amazing!"
"Ah, haha, thank you for the compliment, it's great that you can be satisfied."
Gou Yu’s smile stiffened for a second, and then replied with a smile, while listening to the voice coming from behind him
"Damn it! That's shaved ice made by my ability! My ability! My um!"
A certain staff member picked up a pair of knives in a second and wanted to go forward to theorizing voice, and a certain staff member held him up and then covered his mouth to comfort him.
"Brother! Quit your anger, calm down, the other girl is just polite and polite to strike up a conversation with you."
"Are you still selling this afternoon?"
The vitality girl bit the plastic spoon and stared at Gou Yu's face, staring at him without shy and asked.
"Why do you ask?"
Gou Yu said with some dumbfounding ~EbookFREE.me~ and put a box of shaved ice, this can be done without him asking the person who buys shaved ice to directly take the scan code and pay, which perfectly solves the problem of too many people and too short time. The design comes from In the past few days, they have had a wealth of experience in fighting against the security department.
However, upon hearing Gou Yufan's question, the vitality girl shook her plastic spoon and raised her eyebrows innocently. She thought for a while and said:
"Because everyone has guessed that it is sold so cheaply in such a hot day. You must sell shaved ice based on your interest, and then indulge in the fun of fighting with the uncle of our school's security department all day. So we are all I’m talking about whether you’ll just stop selling and play with the uncle.

The boys who were scanning the code with shaved ice also nodded in agreement:
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, we are worried that you will quit someday, and there will be no shaved ice for sale."
Gou Yu: ""
Do you think so?
"Ghosts are addicted to the fun with that Uncle Chen! Brother, you let me go, I'm going to cut her off, I'm going now!"
Frying Maoran holding double knives was stopped by Meng Lang again, but at this time the girl hadn't stopped talking. After she finished the last scoop of shaved ice, she muttered with happiness on her face:
"Ah, it's delicious, brother, you make shaved ice so delicious, and you can make cakes. You look handsome. I really want to take you home directly to me and keep making good food for me~~!"
Seeing the blush on her face full of happiness and being so plainly praised, Gou Yu was a little embarrassed and dumbfounded, but at the same time he heard the voice behind him began to restless again.
"Damn it! That's the little OR that I want to take home! My little OR! My um, um!!!"
"Brother, oh my shit! Don't bite my hand! Little or! Fudge that girl away!"
Gou Yu: ""
Uncle, I beg you, come on.