Chapter 59: You **** roll me off the steering wheel! ! !


   "Then let's go! Go and find a way, by the way, that C-13!"
   Fang Ran strode towards the door and became the first participant to push the door.
   "Good! Brother! Let's go!"
   Two funny strides out of the tea room and walked into the night of this strange city. They will experience three nights of ‘wonderful and exciting’ time!
   "Hey! There is an Audi with the key in there!"
   Just out of the house, Fang Ran saw with a sharp eye that the key was still inserted under the steering wheel in an Audi car. Maybe the owner was parked here outside the scene.
   "Brother, can you drive?"
   Meng Lang was curious, and as soon as he asked about it, he saw Fang Ran wave his hand and said loudly without hearing him!
"let's go!"
As he said, he took out the broken silver dragon teeth, pierced the window of the car, opened the door from the inside, and got in there, then put an arm on the window and snapped his fingers. , Picking his chin, the thief Youfan said:
"boarding!"
  Meng Lang: "......"
   Ling: "......"
   Did this guy suddenly take the wrong medicine?
   "Uh...hehe, I just want to try to say that once!" Fang Ran explained in a serene manner.
   It’s definitely not the reason why I thought that the last time I saw Si Ai coolly fusing the car lock with a flame, he told me to get in the car, and I wanted to try it!
   "And..." Fang Ran touched the steering wheel excitedly: "My mother has been urging me to take a driver's license, and it happens to be a practice now."
In fact, Fang Ran still has a small abacus that hasn’t come out. According to Fang Ran’s mother, she is worried that Fang Ran’s product will not pass the driving test. She intends to let Fang Ran report the more expensive
Stable Pass
, but Fang Ran is thinking about it now If you develop a proficient car skills in the night battle and enroll in a cheap ordinary class at that time, the difference in the money...
   Guhehehe~~
   Isn’t it beautiful~~~
   Meng Lang and Ling looked at Fang Ran, who was a little sick and excited at this moment, with a speechless expression. Fang Ran saw that they hadn’t gotten into the car, they couldn’t help shouting in a hurry:
   "Hey! What do you mean! I don't know how to..."
   "Which of the brake or the accelerator is on the right!?"
   Meng Lang jumped out and shouted!
   Don’t look at this problem as a simple intellectual disability, but in fact, most people, especially 80% of the students who haven’t gone to the driving school.
Do not know at all.
   Like someone...
   "Um..."
   Fang Ran suddenly sweated, and then he thought quickly!
   People are usually used to the right leg, and things like the accelerator must be placed in the place people are used to, so...
   "Right."
   Fangran looked straight ahead, pretending that he knew it.
   "You guessed it?"
   "No."
   "......"
   "......"
   Meng Lang looked suspicious, then calmly tentatively said:
   "What about the clutch? Is it in the middle?"
   "Clutch?"
   Fang Ran was shocked for a second, looked down, and then looked at Meng Lang with a sneer:
   "Brother, don't make trouble, I only have two pedals under my feet. Have you ever driven a car? What kind of clutch, did you deliberately lie to me?"
   I haven't driven a car.
   I lied to him.
   I drove a sports car around the city since I was a teenager...
   was cheated by a novice who didn't even know the clutch under his feet, saying that I had never driven a car.
  ......
   Meng Lang was silent.
   Then took a deep breath.
   finally roared:
   "You, him, mother, now hurry up and get out of Laozi's driving seat!!!"
"I do not!!!"
   Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel tightly, not letting go!
   perfectly interprets what is meant to be better than death!
   Meng Lang looked at the sky speechlessly, not thinking about it consciously.
   How did I meet such a hard-working guy.
   Looking at Fang Ran's appearance of ‘I’m going to drive’, Meng Lang finally had no choice but to achieve the position of co-pilot. He just sat down, and a sharp pain came from his thigh!
   "Ah!!! I smashed me to death!!!"
   I forgot the poke the glass from here.
  ......
  ......
   On a brightly lit street illuminated by orange lights, an Audi ‘gallops’ on the road like a fake wine.
   That is called wanton, that is called free and easy!
  At this moment, the two voices in the car are undulating one after another!
   "In gear! In gear! In gear!"
"Oh!"
  "Clutch! Loose the clutch! Loose the clutch!!"
   "Oh oh!"
   "Throttle! Don't step on the accelerator! Don't step on it! Do you want to kill anyone!"
   "Oh oh oh!"
   "Turn! Fuck! Turn! Do you want to go up the tree!!"
   "Oh oh!!"
   "Go straight! Go straight! Don't turn the steering wheel anymore!!! You are almost on the sidewalk!!!"
   "Oh oh oh!"
   "I'll go! Don't screw twice! Don't! There is a wall! Brake! Brake!!! Fuck! What are you doing on the accelerator!!!"
boom! ! ! ! ! ! !
   With a loud noise, the black Audi slammed into the windbreak tree!
   The front of the car was deformed, and even smoke floated out slowly, and the bumper was completely scrapped, but at this moment.
  Meng Lang is very grateful for the existence of the bumper. Really, he feels that if he keeps on like this, he feels that he has a few lives that are not enough to get down in the car like this.
  Really, Meng Lang felt that riding in a car with someone who didn't even know that he could only turn the steering wheel on both sides was too fatal.
   Even if the accelerator is always on the brakes, there are no pedestrians in the night battle scene anyway.
   The clutch suddenly loosened and gritted his teeth, at most, sitting with a little bump.
   Even if this cargo doesn’t understand, Meng Lang can hang it up for him.
   But you tell me, I don’t know which direction my steering wheel is now, holding the steering wheel turning to the right, I am confident that I’m correcting myself, and cries out, ‘how does this car run to the right’ how it will break! !
   is too deadly, Meng Lang really thinks this is too deadly.
   Audi turned off, and Fang Ran looked at the front hurriedly, silently meditating every step Meng Lang taught him.
   "Step on the clutch, ignition, accelerator... Uh, no, let go of the handbrake, uh, the handbrake is loose, then I should... um..."
   Fang Ran thought for a long time, and suddenly realized it after clapping his hands!
   "Right! Step on the accelerator!"
   Then Fang Ran stepped down and stepped directly to the bottom!
   Audi roared, arched the tree forward, and did not move.
   "Huh!? Why don't you go back?"
   Fang Ran looked at his feet suspiciously, yes, he should step on the accelerator! ?
   Meng Lang covered his eyes in despair, and said with a groan the first sentence he said.
   "Gear in gear, gear in gear, reverse gear!"
   "Oh oh oh! Reverse gear! Reverse gear! Huh!? This thing can't be screwed! Fuck, it broke!"
   Fang Ran twisted vigorously, exclaiming.
   Your sister's all released the clutch and put your sister in reverse gear!
   Even Ling couldn't help it this time, and the anger that the two could no longer bear broke out! No matter how Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel, it was useless!
   "You hurry up and get me off the steering wheel!"
   After a violent beating~EbookFREE.me~ Fang Ran clutched the bridge of his nose, sat on the co-pilot with an unhappy expression, muttering in a low voice of dissatisfaction:
   "Cut! Don't let the baby drive!"
   Meng Lang ignored someone’s broken thoughts and asked without hearing:
   "Where are we going now?"
   "Just walk straight."
   Ling floated slowly in the air, and said lightly.
   "Huh!? This doesn't seem to be the way to the city center?"
   Meng Lang said strangely, even if he doesn't know which city it is, he can see that the bustling CBD is getting back and forth, and he can know that they don't seem to be going to the city center.
   "Aren't we going to do that C-13? According to the information, it is obvious that the thing will appear in crowded places, right?"
   After saying this, Meng Lang felt that the Xiaomi 10400 mAh power bank floating in front of him seemed to lean slightly towards him, it felt like...
   Yo, you can think of this kind of thing with your IQ...
   felt the same, Meng Lang found that the fact that he was aware of was very disturbing.
   "When did I ask you to fight and kill the C-13?"
"what!?"
   "Hey!?"
   Both of them made a duck-like surprised sound!
   "Then we..." Fang Ran said puzzledly.
   "Heh! You really think you two E-level scum can grab the target in a bunch of B-level and C-level scum!?" Ling did not hesitate to smash the honey of two rookies with confidence:
   "Don't mix things with your lack of ability! So, go directly to the suburbs and exercise your abilities!"
   "Please stay away from the main line of C-13!"
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