Translator:
Henyee Translations
Editor:
Henyee Translations
Leader, your medicine.
The protector placed a bowl of steaming black medicine in front of Ming Shu.
The smell was awful. Ming Shu pouted. The physician that the protector caught must be lousy. What kind of medicine is he prescribing?
Ming Shu had learned how inflexible this protector was in the past few days. He was like a discipline mistress. She took the bowl and gulped the medicine down in one shot. She then stuffed two sweet dates in her mouth.
Please rest well, Leader.
The protector took the bowl and left.
Ming Shu needed to rest. She couldn’t give up the snacks given to her by the disciples so she brought them to her bed. After finishing them, she started meditating.
Ming Shu meditated for almost half a month. During this time, the disciples reached a conclusion. Their leader really became stupid.
She was so cold and untouchable like the moon in the sky.
But now…
She always wore a smile and looked at everyone as though they were all drumsticks.
They all went to complain to the protector.
Protector, our leader became stupid! What should we do! Can she still be cured?
The protector gave a serious face.
The leader is just injured. Don’t talk nonsense in front of the leader.
So our leader really became stupid?
The protector continued to emphasize,
Our leader is just injured.
That means she is. Let us pool our money together and help her find a cure. What if she can still be cured? I remember that there is a 300-year-old snow ginseng in our storeroom. Let’s ask the kitchen to cook it.
The 100-year-old bamboo grass might be able to help too.
And that…
Ming Shu was munching on a drumstick not far away. The Five Treasures Immortal Clan is really rich!
But money couldn’t make the smell of medicine any nicer.
Medicine, medicine, medicine.
Ming Shu received many tonics in the evening. After finishing all of them, she felt her body getting lighter.
She familiarized herself with the Host’s skills. Although she was not very good at it yet, it was enough for her to beat the fake female protagonist up to gain some Hatred Points.
Everyone:
…
Why did they feel that the leader was still stupid after drinking all the tonics?
Everyone felt that they were goners.
During this time, the protector never told her anything about the outside world. However, she managed to get some information from the disciples.
News had spread that the Five Treasures Immortal Clan had evil intentions toward the martial arts world and all the clans were on their guards. Luckily, they didn’t come to find them.
There was a very serious problem now.
Why did the people in the martial arts world believe the fake female protagonist when she said that the leader of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan wanted to woo her?
Could it be that this body was not female?
Ming Shu remembered clearly that she squatted in the toilet.
The fake female protagonist was not saved by the Host, but by a disciple.
The reason why the disciple saved her was complicated. There were many stories in the clan and all kinds of love-hate relationships brought up.
The truth was, the disciple thought that the fake female protagonist had died and picked her up because her bracelet looked expensive.
However, he was unable to take it off. He had no knife so he decided to bring her back and take the bracelet off then.
How?
Chop her hand off!
She was dead anyway. Chopping her hand off wouldn’t do much harm.
However, the fake female protagonist woke up. She came up with a fake and sad background and the disciple’s heart softened. He decided to let the fake female protagonist stay in the sect.
Whether he agreed because of the bracelet or because of his soft heart, only he knew.
The disciples were still very vigilant against a stranger.
The fake female protagonist had no chance to meet important people like the Host. She only saw the protector from afar. He had many people around him answering at his beck and call.
Maybe the fake female protagonist thought that the leader of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan was a man?
She was not the only one that didn’t know the leader was a female. No one in the martial arts world knew.
Ming Shu, the stupid gangster leader, decided to bring people down to find the fake female protagonist.
The secret scripture that the Host practiced was called the Five Treasures Bible. It was high-ranked among all the secret scriptures in the martial arts world.
She needed to get the secret scripture back. If not, she would be unable to practice her martial arts and that would make her uncomfortable every month, which would, in turn, deter her from eating her food happily.
The protector was the first one to reject Ming Shu’s plan of going down the mountain.
Leader, there are many rumors circulating in the martial arts world now. It is not the right time for you to go down. As for the Five Treasures Bible, I will send people to retrieve it. Please do not worry.
Most importantly, their clan’s reputation was not good…
By the time you bring it back, my corpse will be cold.
Ming Shu didn’t want to attack the protector, but that was the truth.
The people in this clan were all very weak. There was the smell of medicine everywhere. She was not sure what the martial arts world was afraid of. This is so weird.
The protector couldn’t say anything but he still didn’t want to let her go.
In the end, Ming Shu teamed up with the disciples and tied the protector up. She then ordered the rest of the disciples to not untie him.
Ming Shu wanted to go down alone, but the disciples wouldn’t let her. They threatened that if she didn’t bring them down, they would release the protector.
Hence, she left the place like an emperor—with many people in front and behind her.
The disciples said that they needed to have a lot of people to scare the other party and stop them from bullying their leader. In other words, stop her from becoming stupider.
Ming Shu wanted to jeer at them.
This clan would die soon.
The journey down the mountain was very smooth. However, an accident happened when they were entering the city. The clan was split into two. One side felt that they should enter the city blatantly while the other side thought that they should sneak in. Because of this, the two sides almost had a fight.
When they regained their composure, they realized that their leader was missing.
They didn’t care about how they entered the city anymore and just went in to find their
stupid
leader.
When they found Ming Shu, she was eating at a restaurant. The disciples entered furiously. The owner of the restaurant thought that they came to pick a fight and was shivering in fear. In the end, the disciples just threw some money at him. They booked the entire place.
Ming Shu:
…
Leader, why did you walk so fast? Luckily, we were smart enough and managed to catch up with you.
Do you have a self-complimenting buff?
Leader, this is really good, try it.
Put down my food!
Ming Shu snatched her food back and smiled with closed lips.
Are you all scared that no one knows the Five Treasures Immortal Clan has come down the mountain?
Yes, yes yes, the protector said that we need to remain lowkey. Lowkey, Leader…
Ming Shu’s smile got wider. What the hell! Do you think that lowering your key meant that you are lowkey?
Ugh, where are my snacks! I need to calm down!
Ming Shu finished her food and knocked on the table. She called for the disciples to gather.
Do you know where the fake… Nie Shuang is at?
I don’t know.
I don’t know either.
Ming Shu was still anticipating something, but reality slapped her hard on the face. What is there to be blatant about when you all know nothing!
If you were workers in the modern world, you all would have been fired numerous times.
The disciples added fuel to the fire.
Leader, don’t you know?
We thought that you knew.
Didn’t the protector tell you?
The protector who was tied up in the Five Treasures Immortal Clan:
…
Ming Shu decided to not believe in these unreliable disciples anymore. It was better to do it herself.
You all can go back. I will find her myself.
Everyone retaliated,
That is impossible. The protector asked us to protect you. We can’t let you lose a single hair.
Ming Shu exposed them.
The last time you protected me, I was injured for half a month.
Everyone laughed awkwardly.
That… that was an accident. Accident! We will definitely protect you this time!
Ming Shu:
…
Let me go. I’m afraid that I will die without leaving any corpse behind.
