Chapter 7: [Strong "top"]
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Chapter 7 【Strongly
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I watched the poor worm roar the ground, and Xia Leiming almost broke his breath, holding his stomach rolling.
恶劣 The poor laughter stimulated the poor worm. He burst into tears soon, threw the cake, grabbed the front tooth and held it in his chest, crying like a heart.
Xia Lei laughed enough, then stood up, picked up the cake and tied it with a fire fork, stretched it out on the fire and baked it for a while, and laughed: "You must not have been in the wild, eat this thing, use fire first It's softened. "
Seeing that this guy was still crying, Xia Leiming touched his head: "Haha, don't cry. Isn't it just a tooth? Manly husband, what is a tooth to lose?" After a pause, he continued to comfort: "I think you should be an aristocrat? It must be rich? Just after you get home, find a good craftsman and set a golden tooth. The owner of a tavern in our town has set two golden teeth, each The next time he laughed, he was full of golden light, not to mention his style! "
He was not comforted. When it came to the inlaid gold teeth, "the mouth full of golden light", the poor worm came from his heart, almost crying on the spot.
Xia Xia didn't care about him either. He took a big mouth to eat the soft-baked cake into his stomach, and after thinking about it, he finally left a small corner for the poor guy.
喂 "Hello, I remind you, if you don't eat now, it's time for lunch tomorrow."
After speaking, Xia Leiming got up and pulled out of his cloth bag for a while, and finally took out a piece of dry coal-like things. Across the distance, the poor worm smelled an unpleasant odor, He couldn't help covering his nose.
Xia Leiming walked around the camp, carefully crushed the briquette into powder, sprinkled it around, and then clapped his hands back, without washing his hands, and gave him two casual slaps on his clothes, a few feet Extinguish the fire and remove the ashes.
The ground under the fire had been grilled hot, Xia Lei mingled, and under the hot baking, he breathed a sigh of relief, and murmured: "Good night." Putting his on the poor worm, less than After a while, the snoring sounded like thunder.
This bastard, he, he, he didn't even care about me, and he just slept like this? !!
Poor worms resent in their hearts. Half of them are mourning for their teeth, and the other half are angry with this rude fellow.
This bastard, isn't he blind? !!
Listening to the snoring sound of Xia Ya, the poor worm finally stopped the sadness, but he couldn't bear the hunger, and finally picked up the little horned black cake left by Xia Ya and put it in his mouth and bit it gently Sip.
The teeth are still a bit painful. The rough texture of the black cake is really hard to swallow, but it is really hungry. After all, the unpalatable food is still food. After a few mouthfuls, the cake is stuffed into the mouth, and the poor insect is stung. Flicking your eyes straight, busting your in a frantic rush, but suddenly you saw the abominable guy wondering when he had turned over, and looked at himself with a pair of eyes, eyes full of mocking smiles.
Poor worm stayed for a while, sprayed on his clothes with a mouthful of foam, and almost broke his breath when he coughed.
"You must be a person who is used to living a good life." Charlie put her head on her bag, and smiled with her legs crossed, "Hey, where are you from?"
Poor worm stared fiercely at this guy.
"Well, your hair is brown. It should be a Byzantine. But you are very tall. Most Byzantines are not as tall as you. Only the northern Odin talent has this shape. But your accent is also weird. The Byzantine language you speak is Mandarin, but your bite is awkward, a bit stiff, but not like those of the Odin-I have seen some people from the Odin Empire in Wildfire Town, those guys said They always have big tongues in Byzantine, their tongues aren't born to bend, haha ... what the are you? Why did you run into this dangerous wilderness alone and step on the hunter's trap? "
Poor worm did not speak, still staring at Charlie with a disgusted expression.
Xia Ya snorted: "No matter what, I guess you must be a wanted criminal. Haha, haven't you been hunted for any crimes, so dare not tell your identity? Rest assured, I am not a bounty hunter, no Will take you for a bounty. "
"Who are you then?" Poor worm finally spoke.
"I ... I am a demon hunter!" Speaking of this, Xia Leiming proudly stood up.
The poor insect had a scornful look: "The demon hunter? Just rely on your broken axe, and a fire fork? Well, I have also seen many demon hunters. They are all well-equipped and any piece of equipment on their body is worthy A hundred times more of all your possessions. Do you have demon protection? Do you have a demon weapon? I think you are just a third-rate lame hunter. "
This sentence immediately poked at Xia Leiming's pain. He snorted and rolled his eyes: "Hum, the old guy is right, the ugly man does more blame!"
"........."
Poor Worm's big eyes instantly rounded, looking at Charlie with an incredible look. After a while, he jumped up suddenly!
I did n’t care about the injury on my lame leg, and I did n’t care about the pain in my head. He growled at Charya:
"What do you say ?! You say I look ugly? !!!"
The poor worm was so angry that he heard the most unbearable insult.
"Isn't it?" Xia Lei Ming straightened and looked at the guy with contempt: "As a man, you look so sorry for the expression" man ". Look at you, you have grown so tall but thin You ca n’t even pull the trap, and your face—a handsome man should have a strong physique, a strong physique and muscles, a square face, a thick eyebrow and a wide mouth. Scars, big mouths, big chunks of meat ... this is a real man. "
Oh God, forgive this poor soil ...
Obviously, as a kid who is not deeply involved in the world, his aesthetic standards are so distorted, to a great extent ... ah no, it should be said that it is entirely due to the old guy who has farted!
Because the old guy established his majestic and tall image in front of his adopted son, he described his appearance as the standard of the finest beautiful man in the world.
Coarse, majestic, scarred, and able to eat, drink and sleep ...
Although Charya has grown up in Yehuozhen, a place full of evil, he has cultivated some basic living city halls, but he has to say that in some aspects, he is very white.
Poor worm has opened his mouth wide, this time not angry, but was stunned by the ridiculous words of this guy.
"As for you, as a man, it is a waste, if it is a woman ..." Charlie blinked her eyes.
"... what about women?" Poor insect couldn't help asking.
"It's even more ugly if it's a woman." Xia's sentence made the poor worm almost vomit blood.
"Ugly! You say I'm ugly!" Poor worm is angry!
The can be broken, the blood can flow, but as a beauty, she is actually degraded by her appearance. It is really intolerable by all the beauty in the world!
"You earthworm talk about it, what makes a good-looking woman?"
"First, you need to have and big ass." Xia raised her hands and made two extremely exaggerated arcs: "A woman with a big can have many children, and a woman with a big breast can have enough milk to feed the child. And, You need to have thick hands and feet to work, pick up water to make laundry and cook, hehe. "
Poor Worm is no longer angry, but looks at Charlie with a weird look: "Hey, what about the face? What do you think a good-looking woman should look like?"
"Face? Does it matter what the face looks like?" Xia seemed very disapproved: "The old guy said: Turn off the lights, what looks like a woman is the same."
His face was deliberately sophisticated.
Alas ... the poor worm began to show pity for this poor little earthworm.
呃 "Uh, who is the" old guy "you said?"
"My adoptive father."
Poor Worm sighed, looked at Xia, and whispered, "What did you say that your foster father taught you?"
"Yes."
嗯 "Well, I see ..." Poor worm's tone was firm: "Your adoptive father must be at odds with you."
Uh ...
Uh ...
Not speculative, both of them turned over and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, the poor worm slept sleepily and felt the cold attack. The ground heated by the fire had cooled down, and he curled up into a ball , Still unable to withstand the cold, in his sleep, instinctually made his way towards the only heat source that can be felt around him.
Lu Xia's sleep was dim, and she felt that a soft thing had penetrated into his arms. He was also not polite, and turned over and pressed a thigh against the other's waist. Strange, like holding a soft quilt, he even stabbed twice evilly ...
As soon as dawn dawned, the poor worm awoke first. One night, he didn't sleep well, and when he woke up, he immediately discovered something terrifying.
When was he held in his arms by this soil 鳖? !!
He instinctively screamed, but immediately found that the soil owl still slept where he lay down last night, but he himself, UU reading www.uukanshu.com moved a lot-vaguely remembered that he had actively come in last night of? !!
His heart throbbed, and there was an unpleasant smell of earth in the body of this soil owl, but the warm and embracing arms made the poor worm that was afraid of the cold really reluctant.
随后 But then, just after his body moved, he immediately discovered something more terrifying!
Alas ... let's analyze it carefully ...
First, Charlie pressed a thigh on the poor worm.
Well, although this is excessive, it is nothing compared to the following.
Secondly, Charya is a young and strong man, and judging by his "good woman" standards, he is still clearly a virgin. So, in the morning, his body had an instinct reaction that all men in the world would have.
The poor worm just moved, and immediately felt the root of the other's thigh, pressing it on his body, and a hard object pressed against him tightly.
I can feel the fierceness and fierceness of the murder weapon across several layers of clothes.
Although the poor worm is still young, after all ... Compared to this earthworm who knows nothing, he still understands some basic men and women's affairs.
He only reacted in an instant. What was this weapon that was tightly pressed against his waist!
证 Almighty God testifies! Poor Worm has lived seventeen years old and has never been violated by any man in this excessive way!
So he immediately reacted most instinctively.
Bow your body, bend your knees ... forcefully ...
Ding! !! !!
"Ah !!!" screamed.
"Ah !!!" screamed.
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