Vol 2 Chapter 2433: Fool goddess

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Since ancient times, there have been a group of people who like to complain, such as scholars who indulge in the love of ghosts and ghosts, but with the progress of the times, there have been otaku who like the second dimension.
Throughout the plots in Zhiguai novels, it is always that the poor scholar meets the beautiful female ghost or the beautiful female demon, and this female ghost or the female demon is very generous, not only giving money but also posting herself to the scholar, it is the man The ultimate fantasy. In modern times, games and animations have created countless classic paper wives, making the otaku’s fantasy of Sanwu, Tsundere, childhood sweetheart, and heavenly sisters more realistic, not limited to words but to pictures and The sound came out.
Because of dissatisfaction with reality and dissatisfaction with their own environment, otaku can not extricate themselves from it. This is true for Sato Kazuo. For example, he clearly has come to another world now, but still can't help complaining endlessly, always saying that he has brought a useless goddess.
Sweating like rain on the construction site, but the salary is very small, and can only satisfy eating, bathing and stables. Every day, there is no savings at all. It is really nowhere to buy weapons to go out of town to fight monsters.
"There is a goddess who will never leave him, why is he dissatisfied?" Dulan didn't understand the idea of ​​the otaku, but understanding does not mean accepting. Although Akya would be off-line from time to time, and the thinking circuit was also very strange, but she still had the talent as a priest, not to mention that she was pretty good-looking.
"This young girl, I see your bones are amazed. There is a divine light gushing out of the heavenly spirit cover. It is a rare magical talent in a century. I have a Zanpaku knife here to sell you cheaply." This day Ake Yazheng trains her banquet performance skills alone, and Dulan finds her in casual clothes and sells Zanpodao.
"Am I really so good?" When she heard the compliment, she floated. Although she is a goddess, she also has a human weakness: "What is Zanpaku?"
"It's a weapon specifically designed to deal with the undead. It's very easy to use, and it can also improve your strength through practice." Duran knew that the other party would definitely be hooked: "Are you still worried about the undead? Are you still annoyed by the undead? Zhanpakuto solve all your difficult problems, now you don’t need one hundred thousand Eris, you only need 99,888 Eris, don’t miss it when you pass by."
"Wow, it's really good. With this sword, Kazuma can immediately solve the demon king, and I can return to the heavens." Akya's eyes shined, but now she doesn't have so much money. This is a problem. If you it, is it too inconsistent with the identity of a goddess?
"very cheap."
"But I don't have so much money."
"No problem, you can pay the loan in installments, as long as you sign a contract and add 14% interest every month." Du Lantong said without any deceit, "Little girl, think about it."
"Good." Akya is willing to pay in installments. Anyway, she must get what she wants. As for the unreasonableness, it is not within her calculation.
Unreasonable is the idea of ​​mortals, whether it is the idea of ​​goddess.
Akya is an authentic goddess, and there is a religion in another world, Akusism. Although she is only the leader of the death from the unknown island branch on the earth, she is also regarded as a small celebrity in another world. She overlooks the existence of the mortal world. She does not need to use mortal thinking to think about problems. It’s fine to execute the idea, and God’s behavior is not right or wrong. God is always right. If God does something wrong, it’s also because mortals are too stupid.
After brushing, Akya signed the contract at will, got the Zanpaku Knife, and immediately went to tell her companion the good news.
Sato Kazuma was naturally furious, because they had no money in the first place, and now they still have to repay, so they must save one of the three expenses of eating, bathing and stables.
"Ah, ah, it’s no good if you don’t eat. It’s no good if you don’t take a shower after a day of sweating. Stables are already the cheapest place to live. Don’t we want to stay on the ground? Why do you fool goddess buy such things No matter how you look at it, you have met a liar." Sato Kazuo was very angry and was already crazy: "You give me back, fast back, I don't want to carry a huge debt before my adventure begins. I don't want to live a life of paying off debts in another world."
"This is the Zanpakuto, the most suitable weapon to deal with the Demon King's army." Akya said: "Not one hundred thousand, just ninety-nine thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, which is super cheap."
The thinking of the two is not on the same track at all.
"Stupid goddess, you take me to the profiteer." Sato Kazuma grabbed the Zanpaku Knife, and decided to return the product.
"Oh, he lives in the hotel." Dulan's residence is under construction, so he stays in the hotel temporarily.
When Duran saw the boy who came to return the goods aggressively, he just smiled and said: "The contract has been recognized by the goddess Akya. It is sacred and effective. Once sold, the goods will not be returned."
Akiya on the side nodded repeatedly, because this was a transaction that the goddess had personally participated in and was not recognized by the goddess.
"You are deceiving, deceiving people with IQ barriers. You see if her intelligence is lower than the average level, so this transaction is not valid, because the contract signed by a fool has no legal effect." and It's really cruel.
"The crystals of the Adventurer's Union are not 100% accurate. They can only detect mortals, but they cannot truthfully detect extraordinary people. I can see that this young and beautiful girl has extraordinary potential and her wisdom. It’s great wisdom that ordinary people cannot understand."
Akya is already full of small stars: "Yes, I am the goddess of the Acousticism, the goddess worshipped by believers~EbookFREE.me~You are also an adventurer, have you ever thought about it? Join the Acoustic Church?!"
"It turned out to be the Lord Goddess, disrespectful and disrespectful. Underneath is the Paladin Duran, the agent of the Holy Light walking in the world, and the indispensable messenger of justice for the gods. He undertakes all kinds of gods and things with the purpose of creating a love and peace. , The world of justice and hope, this is my business card. If you have any needs, you can entrust me to complete it, and I can give you a discount.
Duran took out a white business card, which read: Holy Light Training Class Guest paladin, Duran.
Akya was flattered, and was obviously dumbfounded by Duran: "That's really embarrassing, I don't have a business card." "I now know why they don't believe that I am a goddess, because I don't have a business card. If I have With a business card, I can prove my identity, and everyone will know that I am a goddess."
Duran gave it a thumbs up and agreed: "It is true. The business card is really important. But the goddess' business card is not sloppy. It is better to hand it to me. I only accept 30,000 Eris and help you design and print a business card. how about?"
"Okay, can I still pay in installments?"
"A word is a deal."
Sato Kazuru was about to explode. He was supposed to have a refund, but this foolish goddess jumped into the pit again. However, he already knew that the man in front of him was the most mysterious and powerful Paladin himself in Novice Village, and he didn't look that great, just like a profiteer.
"Sometimes it is more difficult for young people to admit the strengths of others than to admit their own shortcomings. Now that you have started a new life, you have to change your previous life attitude. Come on, one day you will find that you truly make yourself What is strong is not fighting power, but a tolerant heart." Duran poured chicken soup on the opponent.