Chapter 111

: Express Delivery Robbed
Translator: 
GodBrandy 
 Editor: 
Kurisu
Then, Song Shuhang felt the world suddenly turn dark, and even his consciousness blurred.
Was he beaten by the uncle? He didn’t expect that the man had the same idea as he.
That was strange… why could a mortal that hadn’t started cultivating punch him so fast that he couldn’t even see it? Also, the punch really hurt.
Was he a master?
Oh, I’m gonna faint~~ faint…

It was his last thought before Song Shuhang fainted.
Besides him, the uncle sneered coldly.
He strode away under the glare of the stunned crowd, leaving Shuhang lying on the hot ground unconscious.
The crowd thought that the uncle and the young man were acquaintances. The two met again after a long separation, so the young man ran over to the uncle to hug him—they didn’t expect that the uncle would punch the young man ruthlessly and knock him unconscious before the young man even reached him.
This was hot news.
Many people quickly took out their cell phones, took pictures, and posted this to their Circle of Friends in WeChat.
This evening, the news of ‘an uncle punching a young man unconscious in Luo Xin street area’ would be widely circulated. There might be a lot of people admiring the great martial strength of the uncle.
As for the young man Song Shuhang, of course he would become a backdrop setting of how mighty and powerful the uncle was.
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After a long time, Tubo finished shopping and came out of a shop. He searched around, but couldn’t find Song Shuhang anywhere.
Finally, he found Song Shuhang lying on the ground and surrounded by the crowd.
Tubo was startled.
He threw down the things he had just bought, seized Song Shuhang, and began to shake him hard. Ahem… do not attempt to imitate Tubo’s behavior, for if you keep shaking a guy fainted on the ground, you may finish him off. It would be fine if he was your friend. But, if he was someone you don’t know, you may even need to compensate him!
Song Shuhang opened his eyes dizzily only to see the crowds of onlookers and Tubo who looked quite worried about him.
He thought about what had happened to him… Oh, what a shame!

He was really unlucky. He misjudged that silly uncle who turned out to be a master. With that punch, a mortal might have to swoon for a day and a night. Fortunately, he was strong, so he could wake up soon.
Tubo breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Shuhang wake up.
You scared me. Didn’t you say you met someone you know? How come you ended up with fainting on the ground?


It’s unbearable to recall the past.
Song Shuhang got up from the ground embarrassedly and patted his buttocks.
The crowd was curious and seemed to be waiting for Song Shuhang to explain the cause of the matter.
At this time, Song Shuhang just wanted to tell the crowd: Sorry, we were shooting a movie!
However, he was too thin-skinned to tell such a big lie.

Let’s go, I’ll tell you what happened to me on the way.
He pulled Tubo and quickly got out of the crowd. Picking up the bunch of snacks bought by Tubo from the ground, they quickly left.
On the way, Tubo was still a little bit worried about him.
What’s going on? Do you need to go to your sister Zha Yaya and ask her to check your body?

No, it’s totally unnecessary.
Song Shuhang hurriedly refused.
He was not afraid that Zhao Yaya may nag at him. But, if she knew he was KO’ed with a single punch of that silly uncle who mistook him for a ‘swindler’ today, she would definitely make fun of him in different ways for at least a month. In that case, he would rather die!

Then you must tell me, why did you faint?
Tubo was still worried.

Well, you know I met an acquaintance just now, right? The guy misunderstood me.
Song Shuhang said, gnashing his teeth,
He gave me a punch before I got the time to explain to him. And somehow, I fell to the ground.

He nodded his head in doubt— Is he serious? He fell to the ground with a single punch? The boy is lying, isn’t he? Does he think he was starring a martial arts movie?

Tubo got into fights with people a lot of times since he was a child and he had been punched on the face, but he had never been knocked out with a punch.
As he was wondering, his cell phone rang.
Tubo pulled it out and found a message from Gao Moumou.
Ah Bo, where are you? Aren’t you out with Shuhang to register for driving course? How come Shuhang got knocked out by an uncle?

There was also a link to a piece of news from his Circle of Friends.
The picture showed the scene when Song Shuhang was lying on the ground, and an uncle swaggered away like a king. The news described the whole process by saying that an enthusiastic young man was knocked out by a uncle.

Holy sht, you were really knocked out with a single punch!
cried Tubo.
Song Shuhang hurriedly leaned over to look at the screen only to see the scene that he was lying on the street.
Damn it. Now he got famous.
Shuhang covered his face with his hands as he couldn’t bear to look at the scene. He didn’t know how to express his sadness.
What a bad luck!!
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Meanwhile.
In a quiet single ward of the Fourth People’s Hospital of Jiangnan.
Solemn-faced, Sima Jiang was sitting on a hospital bed, leaning against the wall with his head wrapped with thick bandages.
There were several men in suits around him who were also solemn-faced and silent.

Have you found the robber yet?
Sima Jiang asked coldly. From his tone, one could feel a suppressed rage as great as a nigh erupting volcano!
Yes, he was robbed…
He was robbed by a son of a bitch who really had guts.
It happened at noon yesterday when he happily received the parcel from Song Shuhang.
At that time, he was driving towards the headquarters of ‘Fengshou Express Delivery’ in Jiangnan. On the way, a young man on a motorcycle caught up with his car and kept driving fast in front of him.
Then, the young man suddenly hit the brakes after he kept going for a while in front of his car.
The man jumped off his motorcycle.
Sima Jiang’s car had no time to turn and hit the motorcycle, and then, he was forced to brake.
As he stopped the car, the man somehow managed to open his car door. With a stick in his hand, he struck him with the stick and knocked him out.
At last, the man took away the only express parcel in his car.
Sima Jiang was too embarrassed to call Shuhang and tell him what had happened.
He said he would send the parcel to the customer soon, but he was robbed of it just after he left.
…It was just like a smack in his face!
How could he explain it to Song Shuhang if he couldn’t catch that damned robber?
It didn’t matter what was in the parcel and whether the man on the motorbike took it away on purpose or by chance!
Anyway, the express parcel was lost by him, so he had to take it back!

Yes, we’ve found the guy.
A man on suit answered in a low voice. It was not difficult to find a man in this technologically advanced age.
This robber thought nobody would see him robbing as there was no camera? Naive!
As long as one had bills, even if the robber squatted in the toilet, he would still be found out!

Cooperate with the police and bring this bastard to me as soon as possible.
Thinking for a while, he added,
Take care when you are catching him. That guy is not a common person.

He was strong and learnt some arrest technique, but he could not even resist and just got knocked out when the young man struck him with the stick.
The young man who could steadily jump from his motorcycle must know some martial techniques.

Tell me when you catch that bastard.
After saying this, Sima Jiang leaned on the bed and kept his eyes closed.
He would call student Shuhang… after he caught the robber.