Vol 7 Chapter 10: Family Banquet

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"What?! Carla invited you to her house to join her family dinner?" In the planetary detective office, Dick, who was disturbed by Ke Wen in the middle, also called out directly because of what Ke Wen said.
"Hey hey hey, I asked you to come here for your help, not for you to repeat what happened to me, don't be so loud."
On the sofa, Ke Wen lowered his head, and after Dick repeated his experience, he also complained there.
"Oh yo, you can play this with me, that's OK, I won't help with this. I haven't settled the account with you, but you will blame me for getting up. Claire and I are going back to Nasino city for a second Your plan for dinner and happy weekend was interrupted by you. You still told me this, tusk tusk."
Hearing Cowen's complaint, Dick was also out of anger. Before finally be engaged to Claire, but because of the turmoil of the memory of the old universe caused by Kewen and Wally of the old 52 universe. I almost never got killed by my fiancee here. After all, as a DC socialite, I slept with many people in the old universe, including my teacher and the daughter of the death knell, because of the sins I made in my previous life. He was almost beaten to death by the death knell who came to him.
For this reason, I had a little conflict with Claire, that is, the white dove. If it weren't for the bad talk, plus the hard work, the sentiment and atmosphere are in place, the waiter is dying, and I finally find my fiancee. , The engagement may be so yellow. And during this period, he and Claire have also moved away from Nacino City and are preparing to settle in Gotham. After all, the city where he grew up has finally been reborn. He also wants to protect Gotham City for a period of time until he is old. Father can retire honorably.
With this in mind, Dick and Claire were busy in Gotham some time ago, but they just found time to rest and return to Nacino for vacation. Ke Wen, who had received the wind from nowhere, came straight to the door. In the grieving eyes of his fiancée, he dragged himself to someone else. Seeing Claire's appearance, Dick didn't dare to imagine that he would be a man after he returned. What end.
"Certainly, I was wrong, I was wrong, I apologize to you, please tell me where you and Claire want to go in these two days, give you this teleportation ring, and run anywhere in the earth."
When Dick was playing tricks, Ke Wen also acknowledged it, took out the magical teleportation ring from the system space and handed it to Dick, and quickly apologized. Unhappy at home, Dick wouldn't be able to compete with Ke Wen on this, sitting on the sofa and knocking on the table. The observant Ke Wen also ran to the side, filled Dick with hot water, and made coffee.
"Okay, don't adjust these flowers. Let me take care of the current situation. You are going to go to the universe during this time and find some inspiration. For this, you need some coordinates of the universe civilization, so you found Kara , I hope she can help, because there will be records of relevant civilizations on the spaceship she took to the earth, right?"
"Hmm," Ke Wen nodded.
"However, before talking to Kara, you forgot that you actually have this ability. As soon as she reminds you, you are ready to run?"
"Yeah," Ke Wen nodded again.
Dick couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Ke Wen's expression. To what extent was it necessary to have low EQ to make such a run-and-run operation? Could it be that EQ was completely exchanged for that unreasonable combat power?
"So, she was angry and told you she would help, but you have to accompany her home, right. What do you think about this, how do you want me to help you?"
Seeing that Dick was straight to the point, Ke Wen also pondered for a while, thought for a moment, and then looked at Dick and said, "Is there a suitable and appropriate method that can prevent me from attending Kara’s family banquet, but also not to provoke me? Is she angry?"
"Have."
"Fuck?! Really there! As expected of Gotham City's number one socialite, to be honest, I think if Gotham didn't turn around the bar, your level is definitely the top card in the bar!"
Before the compliment was finished, Ke Wen took a straight punch from Dick's expressionless face, knocking the rest of his words back into his stomach.
"The only way I said is that you commit suicide and do it again. This will not annoy her. Besides, if you talk about those weird things, I will send you to reincarnation now, believe it or not!"
"Wow, it's just a joke, so serious, so there is no way?"
Clutching his nose, Ke Wen didn't dare to speak nasty words there anymore, and after vomiting, he asked seriously.
Looking at Ke Wen's serious tone, Dick also understood that he really thought there was such a way of not irritating girls after breaking the appointment. Seeing this, he also sighed helplessly. After resisting the urge to beat Ke Wen fat, he said: "Hey, even if there is, it is not suitable for Carla's type of girl, okay, that's me The way your father and his gossip girlfriends get along is you and Cara, that’s sorry, when you do this, Cara will just leave without looking back. From then on, you two are the most familiar. Stranger, understand?"
Well, the problem is serious enough for this one. Ke Wen doesn’t dare to play tricks like before. The coffee that should have been handed to Dick is also in his hand, silently pouring it into his mouth, the temperature is in his There is no effect on the current physical fitness. Because of the seriousness of Dick's words, Ke Wen just sat there in a daze, saying nothing.
Regarding Ke Wen’s dementia behavior, Dick also asked helplessly: "Well, now there are two of you and me, so you tell me the truth, three girls, who do you choose?"
Ke Wen did not answer, but was silent, and then continued to drink coffee there, but for Dick, not answering was the best answer, just like his old father. But the problem is that the three people that my old father met and the three people that Ke Wen came into contact with are not of the same type. There is no problem with independence, because I am independent and cannot live without you Bruce Wayne. , I just feel that it’s just your relationship with my old lady, and my old lady needs you to give me such an excellent opposite to give me offspring.
As for whether the old lady and you are going to be in love with you later, it depends on whether you can please the old lady, and to a certain extent suppress your old father’s suspicion. The more I like you, looking at my old father's three confidantes, basically just this one routine. But Ke Wen is not his own old father. This guy has been in his mind until now, but he is suspicious and so on. Forget it. In the face of a guy who has a low EQ and a second-degree disagreement, he is all suspicious. Symptoms of insult. Moreover, this guy is still a junior, isn't it an idiot to discuss this with him?
So the question is, what should I do if a first-time brother who does not have the skills of his old father but wants to be treated like his old father asks for help? Waiting online, very anxious. After scratching his cheeks there, Dick still asked, "So, all of them?"
"Can't it?"
"It’s not impossible. Let me make a point. I advocate monogamy. But sometimes, if you have more than one girl’s heart tied to you alone, there’s no way. You can have all of them, but also Pay the corresponding price. If it is true, you will win everything if you win, and you will lose everything if you lose. There is no other result, and you will only have a brother in your life in the future. You can think about it."
As a good partner of Cowen, Dick couldn't help it. He wouldn't do it himself. It wasn't that he didn't want to, but the memory from the old universe gave him a shadow. In the old universe before the restart, as a prodigal son, he was basically easy to get together, and everyone was friends when they met. But when the boat capsized, I hit the bed halfway through the fight, and every time I got up, my waist was not very comfortable.
He is not Constantine, a two-way plug with unlimited species, a ruthless character that even Shark King can play. He is also a magician with a part of non-human blood, and is physically better than himself. In the old universe, he was just an ordinary person. Whenever he recalled his experiences in the last universe, Dick would shiver himself. With so many experiences, he can still maintain a good body is really blessed by God, the new universe is reborn. Don't play with these flowers, Claire is fine.
If you really want to spend the whole time someday, go to the bat cave to find your old father and ask for the transforming potion collected from the Martian Hunter, can Claire take it and operate it? It will not be bad for his waist then.
While reminiscing about his experience in the old universe, Dick was also waiting for Ke Wen’s reply, and Ke Wen did take Dick’s words into consideration, choosing one of three things and replacing it with himself in another universe, that’s absolutely nothing. It must be said that the start is chosen. But how can I say it is in the DC Universe, and I am considered to have contributed to the new DC multiverse, and has shed blood. The special treatment is not excessive, right?
Ke Wen had to admit that he himself is not a sage standing on the moral high ground and demanding that he also demand others. He also has his own careful thoughts. Since he has a good body, he can be considered as a sage in terms of the opposite sex. The aura that a person should have, then doing it himself should be in line with the traversal method. More importantly, he really didn't want to miss any of the three girls, so he decided.
"Hi, family status, let’s take the position of the younger brother from now on. As a man, it’s no problem to let your beloved girl, but if you say you lose, you lose everything. I’m worried, I’m true. I don’t want to lose. I can do everything else. I can’t do this alone. I want to win."
At this point, Ke Wen's eyes became sharp, and Dick also understood what kind of determination Ke Wen had in his words, nodded, and began to use his experience in the flower field of the old universe to analyze for him. Circumstances, after all, even Hallie's type is his pillow, in this regard, he said second, his old father dare not say first. Therefore, he quickly set a plan for Ke Wen.
"Is there a way?" Seeing Dick's clear expression, Ke Wen also understood what the expression meant and asked directly.
"Yes, there is a way. You have to go, and you have to wear it formally. The best way is to cut your braid. Don't put an artist's look in front of your parents. Artists are good. Your face is also suitable for artists, but for Carla’s parents, especially if they are scientific researchers, artists also mean unreliable. Therefore, if you cut it off, it will be easy for you to grow back anyway."
"Oh oh oh, see, change hair style, change clothes, what other aspects should I pay attention to?" Nodded, Ke Wen said that he wrote it down. As for formal dress, Dikla went to customize and participate in Superman last time. He also wore the wedding dresses of the Flash and the Green Lantern one time, and the rest was put in his closet to eat ashes, which happened to come in handy this time.
"Other aspects... come here." Seeing that Ke Wen asked so sincerely, after thinking for a while, Dick also approached Ke Wen's ear and began to conspire quietly, and Ke Wen was also in Dick’s whispered conspiracy. , His eyes stared like bronze bells, as if he had witnessed from Dick's words that the door of the new world opened to him.
"Can it work?" Looking at Dick, Ke Wen asked with some suspicion.
"Ah you, I really don't want to be questioned by a guy like you who has been single for more than 20 years, or say you have better suggestions, you say, I listen."
Being questioned by a layman in this professional field, Dick only felt that his blood pressure was soaring, but Ke Wen also understood that he had said the wrong thing, and after an awkward smile, he was also softened.
"No, no, how come, I understand what you said, I will now change clothes, change hair, and then go to the line with Carla's parents, no, it is to attend Carla invited me to the family dinner."
He nodded and bowed, Ke Wen also hurried upstairs to get his clothes, and washed himself well by the way. After watching Ke Wen go upstairs, Dick breathed a sigh of relief. He picked up the teleportation ring that Ke Wen had placed on the table before and used it directly to open the portal. After stepping into the open side of the portal, this sneaky took out his mobile phone, dialed a certain number, and said quietly: "Then what, I got it, can I get the first one, It depends on how you deal with him tonight."
After speaking, the portal closed, and Dick hummed a small tune and opened another portal to leave.
At the same time, here in Gotham City, Damian, who was picked up by his mother from school, and the Helena brothers and sisters were also accepting this fact that impacted their three views. Their father drove to the school to pick them up. And more importantly, he didn't have any intention of concealing his identity, so that the school they were in, whether they were students, teachers, security guards, and parents, could see the true glory of his father.
At the same time, I saw my mother taking herself directly into the car driven by my father and drove away. Then, the family of five had a family dinner in the private dining room that had been booked. Damian was relatively precocious and stayed with Bruce for many years. For a while, he still did not accept the change of his father from a deadly arrogant to a good man, and Helena, as the pet of the entire bat family, has always been protected. At the center of her, for her father to be able to pick her up, including letting everyone know that she is Bruce Wayne's daughter, she is only happy, and she is also the most active during the entire dinner.
As for her daughter's activity, Bruce didn't feel angry, but, like every new father, he clumsily cooperated with his daughter's coquettishness and listened to her telling stories about school. When Helena mentioned the little Jonathan who came home during this period, Damian showed the gaze face familiar to Damian, but she smiled kindly at her daughter. From dinner to home, Damian was still there. In shock, he pinched himself several times, specifically pinching the most sensitive part of his nerves.
The pain made him take a few breaths, and made him confirm that he was not dreaming. If it was a dream, Damian could not tell whether it was a good dream or a nightmare. It is not that he cannot accept that his father can truly enter the role of father, but there must be a progress bar. In the past, the progress bar was stuck at 10%. It is harder to get a percentage point than to scan a major event. UU Reading www. Uukanshu.com turned out that when my father woke up, the progress bar was full? Are you kidding me?
Believe it or not, but the man in front of him who is kissing his mother, in terms of words, deeds and temperament, is his father, the Batman as Bruce Wayne, wait, affection? Seeing her mother Talia warming up rapidly in the words, even he could smell the hormonal secretion in the air, Selena also hugged Helena and returned to the bedroom first, and her father and mother also turned towards Walked to the study.
Damian directly held his forehead and looked at him without eyes. "You two think about having children here. After I and Helena and Riwen fall asleep, we don’t care how you, mother and Aunt Selena stimulate us. Don't worry, are you so anxious? Forget it, today I definitely crossed it, sleep, and when I wake up, I can return to the Wayne Manor I am familiar with."
Damian was so embarrassed that he could only plug his ears, and walked toward his room full of thoughts. Fortunately, the house in Wayne Manor was very soundproof. He closed the door and couldn't hear anything. The world was quiet again.
And in the study, hot mom Talia is also responding to her lover’s request, touching her lover’s chest, looking at his eyes, and everything Bruce has done for herself and for the child made her feel that she didn’t see it. The wrong person, she still grabbed the man's heart after all.
"You made me look forward to it for a long time, my love, don't you need to wait for Selena? When Diana was there before, you seemed more brave than now."
"I need you to answer one of my questions, Talia!" Bruce also said in a deep voice while holding Talia's hand touching her chest.
"You said, you can answer whatever you ask today."
"Where is your father, Lars El Goul, where is the Master Ninja!"