Vol 3 Chapter 18: Reminder
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Deceive me, Marry me
- Fan Duo
- 2375 characters
- 2021-03-01 06:26:56
At this time, the bridegroom went to Yue's house to marry her new wife, and they all encountered difficulties to varying degrees.
Rong Yehe's trip is no exception.
He simply inquired about these customs long ago and took precautions. He deliberately brought a large group of strong servants and also added Xu Baomo to the list.
So from the door closed, or bribe with money, sweet words, or coaxed the attendants… rushed to the outside of Sheng Weiqiao's boudoir.
Xuan Yu Feng watched in the dark with a few hilarious congratulatory guests, and some people laughed: "Mrs. Feng, your family's tricks for the groom are so good! You were called outside the boudoir so soon, Isn't this to get him to carry his bride away early? "
"You can't blame Mrs. Feng, the King of Zhenzhen has obviously got the expert's advice." The other laughed and said, "This is a crime of non-war ... People have made it clear that they are prepared. That's the thing, naturally they can't delay much time. "
At this time, they hid in a nearby small building, put down the upstairs account to block the figure, and the lady lifted her chin toward the crowd gathered outside the boudoir. "The most difficult part of this kiss is to remind you of makeup. Time is hovering here, let's watch it! "
But saying this, a group of people even laughed at Xuan Feng: "This level can really only be tortured, and you don't want to think that the groom was not their sister-in-law because it was found by Gaomi Palace. But He almost won the first six champions! He came here one by one and there are several others in the same list. You see, the one wearing the green shirt is Ningwei Hou Shizi, although he has not entered the head armor, it is also the second Among the top talents! "
He also said, "There are people wearing blue brocades on the other side. They seem to be the sons of the servants of the Hubu department. Last year, they were ranked second. Will this camp be stumped by reminder poems?"
Kungfu of speaking, there is already a girl in a colorful dress in the boudoir, with a smile carrying the book case, put it in front of Rong Yehe's party, and then put a pen and ink, said, "You are too early, my home county The Lord is still dressing up! So I would like to ask you to wait a bit here. If you have anything, you can write it on paper and let it be introduced into it by the slaves.
Everyone knows these words are scenes, which is the custom passed down in ancient times. We must try the talents of the groom and the people.
After listening to Rong Sleeping Crane, he happily wrote: "I have something to say to the county master!"
With a few brushes at once, I quickly wrote a book of seven and no more than Bai Xuan. When Xiaoya saw it, her eyes brightened and she exaggerated in a low voice: "The king of the county is really agile!"
Then he said loudly, "The slaves are here to show the county master, and please wait a minute!"
Sheng Weiqiao had been dressed up for a long time, and was surrounded by everyone at the moment, all holding his breath and waiting for makeup poems. When I saw the little girl brought in, a group of people had their eyes brightened, and it was Rong Yehe who was obstructed outside. It was not easy to make a loud noise, and they asked the little girl to give themselves first.
In the end, Sheng Weiyi was still young. He jumped up his skirt and ran up to grab it. He smiled and said, "I'll read it to everyone!"
Everyone looked at her age and was hard to argue with, nodding her curiosity and nodding: "Read it fast! We can hurry to see the talents of No. 1 Scholar!"
Sheng Weiyi cleared his throat, opened Bai Xuan, and raised his voice, "Qingshui is in a good state.
Natural merry calm down?
Do not believe looking in the mirror,
And Tiffany is relatively open [Note]. "
"'Shimizu is out of favor', this is why you shouldn't even dress up, just use Shimizu's face to go out!" Wen Yanji Yehe took the lead in joking, "You can't wait for the county king!"
Meng Shuangyue followed and coaxed: "Little maid went out before setting up the four treasures of the study. He had it right away! Obviously, he thought about it when he came. The purpose is to take the master of Kangzhao County as soon as possible!"
The reminder poem is only used when welcoming. It is generally not written deeply for the sake of fun, so that the height of the song and the widow are not easy to be ignored. This kind of poem comes back and forth with the meaning "It's not early, and the bride is not beautiful. What other people are beautiful? It is to ask the bride not to fiddle with the fat powder ring, and go out quickly, so it is important for the husband to go to the church."
This poem by Rong Sleeping Crane first used the words "clear water to create a sacred state, and the natural style will calm down." The metaphor Sheng Wei Qiao Nai is "clear water out of hibiscus, naturally carved". Of course, such beauties do not need special dressing. The last two The sentence "I do n’t believe you look in the mirror, and Tiffany is relatively open", but through the connection of "I do n’t believe you look at the mirror, is the mirror inside the mirror with a lotus flower in full bloom?" Allusions of Titianlian.
Although not very subtle, this poem is also very suitable.
However, Sheng Weiyi blinked and asked everyone with a smile: "You said, for the sake of this poem, should we let the county king pass?"
In addition to Sheng Weiqiao's embarrassed statement in the boudoir, other people, including a few decent girls, said in unison: "Nothing is impossible! Let them pass the threshold so quickly, how can we show that Kang Zhao's Jin Gui is here? Instead, we must encourage Mi Zhen The pride over the county king is complacent! "
She laughed with the little girl who entered the poem and said, "You go out and talk to them. Although Kang Zhaozhao is beautiful, she does n’t need to rely on fat powder and is also beautiful, but in the days of great joy, open your face, ring, wedding dress, adornment. … Which of these don't take time? !! It ’s impossible to go out in ordinary clothes like usual when going out? In this case, the ring that the King of Zhenzhen sent before and the adornment that Sheng Jia prepared for Kang Zhao Isn't it a waste of time? Let them continue to wait! "
"... Several ladies said that if the county king can't wait, he can continue to preach to the county master, and the slaves are here to give you two errands!" After Xiaoya's departure, the opinions of everyone After telling Rong Sleeping Crane, he smiled again, "Would you like to write a few words for slaves to take in immediately?"
"Don't!" Rong Sleeping Crane hasn't answered yet, Xu Baomo has dragged him aside, reminding some people who have already become relatives, "This is to make it clear that it's deliberately difficult! You promised it now Write another poem about makeup, and they will ask for the third and fourth songs when they look back ... it's not until you have run out of ideas! So if you agree, it will simply be difficult for them!
He recounted his painful experience at the beginning, "I wrote eight poems about makeup at that time !!! I didn't enter the door like this, but it was too late until the hour passed, and Ying Jiang made it difficult for her to appear!"
Rong Yehe humbly asked: "What should we do now?"
According to his talents, naturally it is not difficult to make makeup poems, but since it is not to say that a few more poems can be received in advance of the bride, it is natural to seek advice from a companion who has had a personal experience.
"It's time for them to come in handy!" Xu Baomo turned back and pointed at the servant who had already done several merits. "Let them urge them to the meeting in unison, and I can't stand it in the boudoir. Let's send in the first reminder poem." It's almost there! "
So the powerful and powerful voice of Ruo Hongzhong's servants shouted in unison: "New woman, urge it! New woman, urge it!"
This group of people came from the Wuyi camp of Rongyehe, all of which have been sharpened at sea. They have recently acted as guards of the county king's palace, and they have an extraordinary momentum. At this moment, they are shouting loudly.
Everyone at the main hall heard it, and smiled and complimented the old lady Sheng and Sheng Lanci and others who found a good husband for their girl: "Just listen to the movement of makeup, we can see that the king of the county has little to do!"
The word "young promising" is used here at the moment, and its meaning must be thought-provoking.
But no one delved deeper into the scene and said with a smile, "I don't know Jun King's makeup, is there a good story?"
When the crowd in Zhengtang was idle talking, the girls in Sheng Weiqiao's boudoir hummed, "Mizhen is really deceitful!"
"The more they play tricks on this, the more we can't let Kang Zhao go out!" Meng Shuangyue put down her hand covering her ears, tried to raise her voice and said to her companions, "Otherwise it seems that this hand is stumbling us?"
So everyone murmured for a while, shouted the little girl outside, told her, and told her to go out, and told Rong Sleeping Crane, "King of the county, the county master of my family was very easy to clean up, but so many people outside Urging loudly, the aunt dressing the county host was surprised, and suddenly the picture was distorted! At this moment, you have to wash your face with water and start again, so I'm sorry to ask the king to wait!
He said that he apologized to Rong Yehe for his blessing.
Upon hearing the words, Rong Sleeping Crane immediately looked to the left and right, especially Xu Baomo: Can you do it? Don't help me!
Just now I said that I was dressing, waiting so hard for so long, I just had to start again ... wouldn't it be more delaying? !!
"The people inside are really deceitful!" Xu Baomo and others were also shocked. After intense and fierce discussions, they solemnly told Rong Sleeping Crane, "Since this is the case, let's keep the servants silent, and then urge them with poetry. See if you can move them? "
Because Xu Baomo only made a wrong estimate and failed to make a plan, he volunteered to write this makeup poem for Rong Sleeping Crane.
Rong Sleeping Crane thought he really made up for it, so he agreed, after all, Xu Baomo's literary style was still okay.
As a result, Xu Baomo went to the book case, picked up the pen, and suddenly turned his eyes, pointing at Rong Yehe: "You, I am the reminder poem written by the king of the county, don't be known by the king of the county! The king of the county pulled away so he wouldn't see him! "
If it is really hands-on, all the people present here will not be able to pull Kai Rong sleeping crane.
But after all, it ’s the day of the big wedding. Everyone is asking for a lively celebration. Rong Yehe also knows that Xu Baomo will not intentionally stir up his wedding, so he pushed it a few times, and he was
pulled aside and watched. I don't see where Xu Baomo wrote anything. "
The little girl in front couldn't read, and after seeing Xu Baomo's writing, she took it directly.
This night, Ye Yehe deliberately changed to the seat closest to the door, grabbing the hand of the eye sick before Sheng Weiyi and others scrambled. She glanced after she got it, and laughed suddenly.
"Don't patronize yourself! Read it to us all!" Meng Shuangyi and others hurriedly urged, "Let's show it to us!"
"I'm afraid Kang Zhao will hit me when I'm reading, so you need to take care of me later!" Ye Yehe heard a word, followed by Sheng Weiqiao's curious inquiry, and he said with a smile. Endless,
Chun Zhuo Qing Qing Qing me.
At this point Qin Lou is still waiting,
Tonight in the account! 【Note】"
"……………………" The room was stunned first, and then just like 桓 Yehe just before, a burst of laughter broke out in time, each blushing, smiling and cursing, "Ningwei Hou Shizi is so good ... so bad! through!"
In front of this reminder poem, in fact, it's normal: the bride, you can't say enough, the peony of the master of Spring Shaohua dumped Chang'an City and you dumped me.
But the last two sentences make people look unbearable: you are now lazily staying in the boudoir and let us wait underneath. Believe it or not, when you arrive in the account this evening, your groom will settle the bill with you? !!
As for how to calculate this account ... For example, a girl of Sheng Weiyi's age still doesn't understand. In the years to be married, Ye Yehe, Sheng Weiyi and the like, including several cousins of Meng Shuangyi, all know well.
It was natural to be angry and funny at the moment.
"Xu Baomo, this !!!" They were laughing and embarrassing, and Sheng Weiqiao, who was a new woman, was embarrassed, and her cheeks were red, thinking in her heart fiercely, "I must kill him when I look back !!!
"This won't work!" Seeing everyone being pleased with the poem and intending to let him go out, Sheng Weiqiao quickly said, "This is absolutely not possible ... let them write another serious one, otherwise I won't go out!" "
[Note] The author wrote it himself.
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