Chapter 91: Make a poem?

"Ashamed, sue!"
After a while, a young man succumbed to the young man next to him, got up and walked towards the side door, and a young lady blushed and left from the other side door. It was obvious that she had drunk too much.
"good chance!"
Xiao Lang immediately beamed his eyes, lowered his head and arched his hands left and right. After a guilty complaint, he would pretend to be a trivial solution and take the opportunity to slip away.
Everyone didn't care, and continued to talk loudly, Ni Cang nodded slightly towards Xiao Lang. Yun Zishan saw it too, but turned his head and pretended not to see it. People have three urgency, which is normal.
"The prodigal son, are you going to bugger?"
As soon as Xiao Lang turned around, he was going to apply oil on the soles of his feet, and a cold voice sounded, directly overwhelming the whispering voices around him. Suddenly all eyes were attracted, and Yun Zishan looked at Xiao Lang in surprise.
Xiao Lang's body trembled, his face showing a dumbfounded expression. The voice is Dongfang Hongdou, and his words clearly see through his purpose. With a wry smile, his face immediately turned into a puzzled expression, and he turned his head and said in surprise: "Why does Miss Hongdou say that? I'm just going to hush!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lang immediately knew that he had said something wrong, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Sure enough, Dongfang Hongdou's face soared with murderous intent, surrounded by profound energy, and he was about to turn his face.
"Haha, rest assured, I will never run, I will be back soon!"
Xiao Lang hurriedly said with a smile, with a flattering smile and pleading in his eyes. After speaking, he immediately turned around and wanted to drive away.
Everyone felt that there was something wrong between the two, but they didn't say anything. The doubts in Yun Zishan's eyes grew thicker, and Xiao Lang seemed to have offended Dongfang Hongdou? Want to slip away?
Dongfang Hongdou stomped and stood up, and when he saw Xiao Lang was about to run away, he yelled: "Xiao Lang! Do you dare to try? I will carry my sword tomorrow and kill you Xiao Lang!"
Xiao Lang stopped immediately, and Dongfang Hongdou, the crazy girl, would definitely say that he could do it. When the time comes, Xiao's family will be upset, so aunt can't take his skin off? He curled his mouth and walked back with a wry smile, and said sadly, "My eldest lady, what are you going to do? No one is allowed to go to the cottage..."
Seeing that the scene was about to reach a stalemate, Yun Zishan quickly said, "Red Bean, what's the matter? Xiao Lang bullied you? Speak out, I'll help you!"
"It's okay, it's okay! It's just a small contradiction."
Xiao Lang was frightened. If Dongfang Hongdou, a fool, said casually...even if a few words, his wise life will be ruined tonight, he quickly took the conversation, and said to Dongfang Hongdou with a smile: "Miss Hongdou, count me Wrong, I will pay you, how about three cups of self-punishment?"
After finishing talking, Xiao Lang drank three cups in a row with great pride, faster than Ni Cang's speed, and also drank a large cup. After drinking, she secretly glanced at Dongfang Hongdou and found that her face was slightly better, and she was relieved. Tone.
Dongfang Hongdou glared at Xiao Lang angrily, and said angrily: "I wanted to do this for three cups of self-punishment? Huh, it's not that simple! If you are not satisfied with this young lady today, you don't want to slip away, dare you try? "
Xiao Lang's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have conditions to discuss?
As long as it doesn't make trouble, it's easy to talk about any conditions, after all, how can I take care of others. She patted her immediately, and said boldly, "As long as Miss Hongdou can calm down, all the conditions are easy to say, I just want me to dance the hula, I will recognize it!"
"puff…"
Countless young ladies laughed. This hula dance is a monkey dance. A top-notch young man in Xiao Lang even said he wanted to dance the hula in public? At the moment, countless young ladies were booing and told Dongfang Hongdou to ask Xiao Lang to dance the hula.
Yun Zishan smiled faintly, of course... If you could see Xiao Lang twisting his hips like a clown in public, today's poem feast would be even more fun.
"Insulting gentleness, insulting gentleness!"
Countless talents and talented women kept shaking their heads, very dissatisfied with Xiao Lang's vulgarity, today such an elegant banquet, this famous master was full of foul language, if it were ordinary people, they would have spoken a lesson.
Chamu looked at the two curiously. In the field hunting competition, Xiao Lang tame Dongfang Hongdou like a kitten. What did he do to sorry her? So low-pitched?
Dongfang Hongdou's pretty face flushed red. She was going crazy tonight. After listening to Chaoting's departure, she seemed to find a place to kill herself. Later, after thinking about it, Xiao Lang couldn't be cheaper, so he ran over and found that Xiao Lang wanted to slip away, so of course he quit.
At this moment, being so troubled by Xiao Lang, I feel better, but I am a little hard to ride a tiger. Although hula dancing is fun, how can Xiao Lang be so cheap? He saw the most mysterious areas of girls in vain, just do a dance?
It’s just that the son-in-law is constantly making noises. Dongfang Hongdou has no choice but to hold off for a while, and casually said bitterly: "You want to be simple, the monkey dance lady is not uncommon. If...if you compose three poems, and everyone Applause, I will let you go!"
Dongfang Hongdou didn't think of how to rectify and retaliate against Xiao Lang, so he could only postpone it for a while and then consider the long-term plan. There is only one thought in her heart, she can't let Xiao Lang see it for nothing, can't make him feel better...
however--
Xiao Lang suddenly laughed, with a look of ecstasy on his face, and said boldly: "Although I have never learned about poetry, since Miss Hongdou made a request, I will show it at will. Let's go, Miss Hongdou , I wrote five poems, and everyone must be satisfied. How about this thing today? If you are not satisfied with one poem, I will stabb myself and five poems five times. I only hope Miss Hongdou can calm down!"
After a word, the audience was in an uproar!
Let’s not talk about Xiao Lang, a grassroots master who grew up in the mountains and lived with profound beasts, can he write poetry? He said that he was not interested in finding himself, and everyone must be satisfied to compose five poems, which shocked everyone.
There are so many people in the audience, there are no shortage of talented people with real materials, but they can applaud if they don't just make a few limericks.
In the end, Xiao Lang actually wanted to harm himself. When he was dissatisfied with the five songs, he stabbed himself five times? Is this person mad, or is he so mad that he regards all the talented people as nothing?
"Well, young waves are mighty!"
"Younger Lang, please write a poem, we will wait and see!"
"The prodigal son of Lang!"
Countless people immediately roared. Zuo Ming and others were anxious for Xiao Lang to lose face. Xiao Kuang had read Xiao Lang's materials and knew very well what environment he lived in since childhood. Cha Mu kept winking at Xiao Lang worriedly, and didn't know which of Xiao Lang was wrong...
Yun Zishan's eyes became brighter, and Xiao Lang was so embarrassed to write poetry?
How fun is this...
Many young ladies are also full of excitement, seeing such a hot scene today, today's poem feast is not in vain. Many talented people sneered, waiting to see Xiao Lang's jokes.
Dongfang Hongdou was even more difficult to ride a tiger, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I'll listen, I want to see how talented your prodigal son is!"
"It's done!"
Xiao Lang secretly rejoiced that something that he didn't know how to deal with was solved so easily. Even if Dongfang Hongdou is making trouble for itself after today, at least it won't make a big fuss, right?