Chapter 326: Destiny showdown

Yinghu Middle School.
The launch live broadcast has long since ended.
The mood of the third grade class is like ebb and flow, stimulating and stimulating, but you must also prepare for the college entrance examination.
Fortunately, this class is biology, the content is to do the papers, and I will talk about it after finishing it, and there is no need to hand in the papers.
This is very suitable for heart-warming.
Zhang Xiaoke, originally wanted to calm down and get a good sleep.
But as soon as she was lying on the table, her thighs vibrated.
Oh no, it's not the thigh, it's the chain vibration driven by the phone in the pocket.
Zhang Xiaoke took out his mobile phone and saw it was Master's video call!
This emotion came up at once, raised his head, seeing that the biology teacher was also in a semi-drowsy state, he raised his hand to ask for instructions to go to the bathroom.
But in fact, she took out the makeup mirror and cosmetics for repairs after she left the classroom, and then opened the beauty plug-in to repair her face. In fact, the video application was connected as soon as she left the classroom.
"Hi, what is Master, I'm in class."
"Wow..." Li Zheng was surprised, "Who are you?"
"Huh? You hit me!"
While talking, Lin Yujing approached the screen from the corner, giggling and said, "It's a beauty camera."
"Where is it? The phone comes with it~~~" Zhang Xiaoke kept covering his face, "Hurry up, go to class."
Li Zheng hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Then you should go back to get out of class and call back after class."
"It's okay, biology class."
"Oh, let's go on." Li Zheng coughed and said, "That's it. Lin Yujing and I are preparing for a simple test competition. We need an independent third party to determine the field and topic. You are what we thought of. The first person, don't disappoint our trust."
"???" Zhang Xiaoke glared, "Obviously I just finished kissing, give me a video, that's it???"
Lin Yujing immediately leaned forward and cursed: "Don't mention that!"
"Uh..." Zhang Xiaoke said, covering his forehead, "You guys are so boring, I thought there was something fun... Finally, together, the first thing you do is test competition? Is it this decision... ...Decided..."
As Zhang Xiaoke spoke, his mouth gradually rounded up: "I see, you are so affectionate."
"Very good." Li Zheng stared at the screen with his soul-piercing eyes, "This is a very important competition. Can we trust you, Zhang Xiaoke?"
While speaking, Li Zheng's eyes flickered frantically.
Although the language is very serious, the posture of the eyes is actually very low
You and I help Master!
"Yes!" Zhang Xiaoke slapped his thigh, "Leave it to me, the question has popped out of my mind!"
Li Zheng nodded at this point: "Then you send us the question as soon as possible, and specify a time limit, and we will send the answer to you within the required time."
"No need." Zhang Xiaoke slapped his chest confidently, "You take a piece of paper each, and answer the question now."
"Hmm." Lin Yujing clung to the screen forcefully again, "but we are going to fail our test, can your little head turn around?"
"Ha." Zhang Xiaoke blinked one eye, "Get ready for pen and paper, Xiaoke's two-dimensional assessment is coming!"
"Two-dimensional!" Li Zheng's expression was shocked.
"Two-dimensional?" Lin Yujing frowned.
Then there was an anxious look at each other.
Li Zheng: Although I don't understand, she doesn't understand either. Relatively speaking, I often read comic books provided by Zhang Xiaoke, which is more advantageous.
Lin Yujing: Li Zheng must think I don’t understand, but in fact, I really don’t understand... However, this does not mean that people around me don’t understand. Chen Wei and those individuals are all in the second dimension. In fact, I was forced to dabble in some knowledge...In addition, Mengxi and Sister Xia often talked before, so...
"Yes." Lin Yujing nodded to the screen, "but it must not involve the comic content you lent Li Zheng. Make sure that it is the second element that he has not touched."
"That must be." Zhang Xiaoke patted his chest again, "I am justice."
On Li Zheng's side, he had tried his best to restrain the sneer at the corner of his mouth and found paper and pen.
Too young, Lin Yujing is still too young.
Let's not talk about how much Zhang Xiaoke's elbow is turned.
Have you forgotten my drawing ability?
Sorry, I know a little about comics below.
What's more, in addition to painting skills, Li Zheng also has a huge hidden advantage in the second dimension.
That's his father!
Li Yi also has a hidden identity
The real old two-dimensional.
If those cartoons accumulated since childhood are not thrown away by my mother, I am afraid I don't have so many places to put exercises.
dad!
Your sacrifice.
is worth it.
My son is looking for a place back today!
Li Zheng usually arranges paper and pen, and then puts the phone on the table.
Then, he and Lin Yujing naturally held the two ends of the table and covered the paper with their arms to avoid being peeped.
Usually, they have a strong sense of self-esteem, and they don't even bother to peep the scroll, let alone prevent the peep scroll.
But this time, it was really important.
The previous wars were all about one city and one pool.
But this time, it was the capital battle, the king's life and death battle!
There must be unscrupulous consciousness.
Li Zheng felt that the lost blood was burning again.
It’s been a long time, and it’s been a long time since I was so wholehearted and wanted to win an exam.
In the same way, Lin Yujing's forehead oozes long-lost sweat, as if she has returned to the very ordinary math test in the second grade classroom.
This time, she has the confidence to control her emotions and will not be sloppy.
After a brief explanation, Zhang Xiaoke also slipped under the tree in the playground and nodded steadily.
"I see, now I will make the necessary exam instructions."
"It's all multiple-choice questions. I will dictate the questions. If I say one, you answer one."
"Write the answer on the paper, and it will be displayed at the same time within 30 seconds, and I will give the result on the spot."
"One question, one point, the first 3 points wins."
"If you have 3 points at the same time, continue to add questions until the winner is determined."
"Because it is a two-dimensional test, so please follow the two-dimensional path for the questions and solution ideas."
"Finally, the loser will become the loser of the'Love? Turntable' this week."
"Although you won't be obedient, you must stand on the side of the winner unconditionally and try to please the other side as much as possible~~~"
"Hey, I just want to play a little bit by myself." Zhang Xiaoke covered his face and raised his eyebrows, "Why don't you add me~~~ So excited~~"
"Stop talking nonsense and ask questions quickly."
"Well, let's go back and play alone without any scum."
Zhang Xiaoke couldn't help but rub his hands together excitedly: "Remember, quietly, you promised to play alone with me~~"
"...Turn around."
Zhang Xiaoke's face was straightened again, and he showed a finger very seriously.
"The first question, please listen to the question—"
"In the world of "Fist of the North Star", what words the protagonist has to say to the meal before eating is the most appropriate to his personality"
"A. Hello"
"B. Goodbye"
"C. I'm moving"
"D. You are dead"
Li Zheng and Lin Yujing hardly thought, they both wrote down their answers in an instant, and after looking at them similar to Option D, they showed up on the paper at the same time.
Two Ds.
"Damn!" Zhang Xiaoke cursed, "Is it so obvious?"
Li Zheng shook his head and said, "Although I don't know what this is, I can only choose D."
"Well, this is the second dimension." Lin Yujing swayed the paper and pouted, "Love it, love it."
"Hey..." Zhang Xiaoke hummed and waved his hand, "Well, the first question is just for you to get started with the situation, and the next is the real test."
"The second question, please listen to the question—"
"[Ao Jiao] was created by the Evergreen Tree of the two-dimensional works, then, who is the originator of the attribute of'Ao Jiao'?"
"A: Asuka Asuka Langley"
"B: Misaka Mikoto"
"C: Sigiya Kaguya"
"D: Vegeta"
This time, neither Li Zheng nor Lin Yujing started writing.
Too difficult, this question is too difficult.
But it is not without a clue.
In these four options, they actually know one.
Li Zheng, I still have some impressions of the name Vegeta. I have discussed with my primary school students about sending Qigong waves or something.
If I remember correctly, he should be a very strong man.
Then get rid of this interference item and choose among the first three.
And Lin Yujing knew Sigong Huiye. She clearly remembered that during the week-long work of the test group, although several male colleagues were busy day and night, they always watched a movie together at the same time. Anime.
Lin Yujing didn't know what anime it was, but she still remembered clearly that they were blushing over who was his wife.
"Hui Ye my wife!"
"My wife!"
"Haha, I'll take the secretary away!"
Lin Yujing understood the thoughts and jokes of the old two-dimensional elements.
But she still didn't understand, rob his wife to rob his wife...
Why should you take Zhao Zhenhua away?
In short, these memories gave Lin Yujing some clues.
Sigiya Kaguya, should he be a standard Tsundere character?
But the problem is that this question is not about "who is more arrogant", but "who is the originator".
Obviously, as the originator, it should appear in the old anime.
And the old two-dimensional elements of the test group, waiting for the updated cartoon every week, should still be serialized, not too old.
So C is obviously excluded.
Then A, B, D...
Still don't know!
Neither Li Zheng nor Lin Yujing could think that one day they would solve the problem through pure monk.
In the end, it was almost stuck for 30 seconds, and the two barely showed the answer sheet.
Li Zheng: [A. Asuka. 】
Lin Yujing: [D. Vegeta]
Li Zheng had no hope for this question, but he was happy when he saw Lin Yujing's answer: "Hahaha, D is a male, are you stupid!"
"Man?" Lin Yujing covered her mouth in surprise, "Ah... it's over..."
"What do you think, how can you choose Vegeta?"
Lin Yujing explained it stubbornly: "I just judge it from the pronunciation...Bejīta, this name is intuitively more arrogant... Maybe it’s because its accent is at the front, and the final ending sounds lighter. There is the feeling that the Tsundere system comes up with a special head, and then slowly feels..."
"It makes sense, but it's a pity..." Li Zheng hummed and raised his eyebrows, "You are dead."
"Oh, you may not be right."
"No, I just opened up my potential and unearthed a deep memory." Li Zheng lighted his forehead and said, "If I remember correctly, the role of Asuka should have existed before we were born, and it is my dad's favorite. character of."
"Ah! Uncle Li likes this?"
"He still has a hand to do, but my mother threw it away." Li Zheng laughed, "I am ashamed to say that it is because the hand to do is still the thing that I think of Asuka, which is from the 1990s. Animation, cannot be old anymore."
"Uh..." Lin Yujing gritted her teeth and covered her head, "It turned out to be the knowledge obtained from this strange channel..."
"It's not surprising." Li Zheng's complexion suddenly became heavy. "My dad's life has not been easy. If he knows the miserable experience he has helped me at such an important moment, he will definitely stay. Moving tears."
Li Zheng said and nodded at the screen: "Publish the answer, Xiao Ke, my victory is the best comfort to Asuka and my dad."
"Then I'm talking about it." Zhang Xiaoke gathered his strength to make a fist, and then flew up a full 3 centimeters, "The answer is D!"
"??" Li Zheng sat down.
"!!!" Lin Yujing took off.
"Heh, this question can only be solved by me, an old two-dimensional element."
Zhang Xiaoke explained it with air.
"Tsaojiao refers to a character who usually has a tough and arrogant attitude, but they don't actually hate others in their hearts, or even like others, just because they are shy and shy, they use arrogance to hide their squeamishness.
"The most well-known character that can be tested is Vegeta in "Dragon Ball". This manga was created by Akira Toriyama since 1984. It is a well-deserved originator-level manga. ."
"Unfortunately, Asuka was almost right, just a few years later than Vegeta."
"Uncle Li, it's still a little bit short..."
"Wait!" Li Zheng raised his hand to complain, "Can a man be arrogant?"
"Oh oh oh." Zhang Xiaoke pointed at the screen and stared at him. "Pay attention to your words. Only the people of the last century would think that only women can be arrogant. Be careful of being hit by a boxer."
"Ah..." Li Zheng beat the table bitterly, "Unexpectedly there is this layer..."
"Quietness is also great." Zhang Xiaoke had to admire, "He even analyzed the character from the perspective of pronunciation, and smelled the arrogant taste from such a scientific research spirit. Xiaoke directly called for professionalism."
"Thank you, a coincidence." Lin Yujing smiled slightly, adjusted her hair and glanced at Li Zheng, covering her mouth with a sneer, "Maybe, this is God's will, huh..."
"People, sure conquer the sky." Li Zheng raised his hand and said, "It is useless to say more, the next question."
Zhang Xiao was ridiculous and smiled excitedly.
Master, do you have today?
Isn't it time you dumped me with two pounds of paper?
Isn't it time for you to take 730 points and think the question is simple?
Struggle, in Xiao Ke's domain, in the abyss of the second dimension
Struggle!
"Yes, Master, just take good care of your spirit, come on!"
Zhang Xiaoke sneered, and said the third cruel subject
"When a person says [Obviously I came first], as a second-dimensional person, the first reaction should be—"
"A: Praise him."
"B: Kill him."
"C: Help him."
"D: Ignore him."
The abyss, it really is the abyss.
Li Zheng has no idea.
Even if he is facing Riemann's conjecture, he should have more ideas... at least he can try some meaningless paths...
It's too difficult and totally unreasonable.
The only thing he can be sure of is that at least the old second element Li Yi hasn't said this sentence.
Obviously I came first...
Was this person cut in the queue?
Is this a complaint to the jumper?
In the face of jumping in the line, should I choose [C. Help him]?
But this is a two-dimensional problem, obviously you can't think about it with common sense...
Lin Yujing also fell into a bitter battle, biting her nails.
After another difficult 30 seconds, the two showed the answer at the same time.
Li Zheng: B. Beat him to death.
Lin Yujing: A. Praise him.
"Wow." Zhang Xiaoke was surprised, "I didn't expect the quality of the answer to be so high."
"Quickly say the answer." Li Zheng urged.
"Oh..." Zhang Xiaoke shook his head and said, "Master is right, a 2:2 draw~"
"YES!" Li Zheng shook his fist and looked at Lin Yujing with a chuckle, "I said, man will conquer the sky."
"Why..." Lin Yujing scratched her head, "I always feel that I should be praised."
Zhang Xiaoke waved his hands and laughed.
"Well, there are indeed some two-dimensional elements that will praise, but those are a few evil two-dimensional elements, and most of the righteous two-dimensional elements will be killed."
"[Obviously I came first] is a dialogue in "White Album". This is a love animation adapted from a game. It tells about a very entangled love triangle between Dongma, Xuecai and the male protagonist. ,"
"Because the characters and dialogue are too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, some people support Shelley and call Dongma as a junior, and some support Dongma and call Xuecai as Bitch."
"This kind of controversy is endless, and over time, a group of people who study the "White Photo Album" to prove their views have been born, they are Bai scholars."
"Whether it's Tieba or QQ group, Bai scholars are everywhere, forming a terrible white terror. All of a sudden, everyone shouts and beats."
"Therefore, once a person speaks out the white-speaking dialogue of'Obviously I came first,' then as a responsible second element, the first reaction must be to kill him and maintain the order of the world."
"Of course, there are also a small number of evil elements who choose to praise him, and it's right for such people to be killed at the same time."
"Finally, I said so much, and there is only one reason for this question—"
Zhang Xiaoke rounded his face as he spoke, shaking his arms round:
"Dongma Xiaosan aaaaa..."
Lin Yujing directly reached out to mute the sound, and then said to Li Zheng: "Why do you know?"
"Mongolian." Li Zheng sneered. "If normal thinking doesn't work, just choose the most nonsense."
"This is all right..." Lin Yujing bit her nails and said, "It must be Uncle Li's second-dimensional legacy."
"What you don't understand, men are teenagers until they die." Li Zheng smiled, "Suddenly I became a little interested. Go back and look for some comics."
After that, he clicked to unmute.
"Aaaaa!!!" Zhang Xiaoke just finished shouting, panting, "Then, the decisive question, are you ready?"
"bring it on."
"Well!"
Zhang Xiaoke excitedly spoke up
"The defeated dog refers to a character who has failed in a love party fight. He is very hardworking and hard, but in the end he can only watch the actor and other characters together."
"Then may I ask, which of the following roles is not a loser?"
【A. Sawamura·Spencer·Eirili】
[B. Yuihama Yui]
【C. Lem】
[D. Nakano Kazuka, Nakano Nino, Nakano Sanjiu, Nakano May]
[E. Kogiso Yukina]
【F. Berry】
[F. All of the above! 】
Li Zheng couldn't bear it anymore: "Why are there so many choices for this question?"
"It should be a dog, Xiaoke is more excited..." Lin Yujing looked at Zhang Xiaoke who was panting on the screen, "I already know the answer..."
After speaking, Lin Yujing wrote the answer easily, turned the paper, and made a "please" gesture to Li Zheng.
Looking at the excited Zhang Xiaoke, tasting Lin Yujing's choice.
Li Zheng no longer needs to think too much.
Obviously, this is a hobby question, and Zhang Xiaoke has a morbid love for this kind of defeated dog character.
With so many options, it is nothing more than sprinkling salt on their wounds to satisfy Zhang Xiaoke's hobby.
The so-called evil element in the second dimension is probably talking about herself...
After writing down the answer, Li Zheng directly showed the curly face
[F. All of the above! 】
"He..." Lin Yujing didn't hold back her mouth and smiled, squinting her eyes and slowly revealing her answer
【C. Lem】
"What?!" Li Zheng was shocked, "You cheated me!"
"Yes?" Lin Yujing spread her hands innocently, "I just said I know the answer~~"
However, Zhang Xiaoke on the screen panicked: "Wait... Quietly, what's wrong with your confidence... My correct answer is indeed F!"
"No." Lin Yujing shook her head and said, "From your definition, whether a character is reduced to a defeated dog or not can only be determined when the story ends completely, and the story of Lem should not be over yet."
Zhang Xiaoke's eyes widened and widened: "...Hmm!! So to speak... Rem does have a chance!!"
She immediately asked: "But why do you know that Lem's story is not over? It doesn't make sense."
Lin Yujing sneered: "I have a group of two-dimensional colleagues, no matter how busy they are, they will gather together to watch the animation at a designated time every week. I don't know anything else, I just remember that they said'Rem, my wife','Hui Ye I didn’t expect to use all of the few words like "My wife"."
"That means..." Zhang Xiaoke stared, "Because you found that your colleague said'Rem' when chasing Fans, you made sure that Lem's story was not over, and then you used the definition of'failed dog' to overthrow me. The original answer... is worthy of being quiet, this is a victory for scientists."
"Wait..." Li Zheng sat stiffly on the chair. Although he was on the edge of despair, he still wanted to struggle for a while, "Why?! Your colleague is not my colleague, why didn't I notice that they watched together? Anime?"
Lin Yujing smiled and got up, walking towards Li Zheng step by step.
With each step, he became taller and crueler.
When he walked in front of him, he was already as terrifying as a demon.
"Because you have been studying." Old Mo Lin sneered at Li Zheng's head, "Are you ready?"
"..."
On the screen, Zhang Xiaoke also coughed.
"Then I declare."
"This week, quietly win!"
"Master must transform into an invincible and considerate boyfriend within 7 days."
"Pets Jingjing, loves Jingjing, and satisfies Jingjing's unreasonable demands, and is as humble as the uncle Li in his mouth."
"At the same time next week, you can ask me to ask questions again."
"Okay, the bell is over, the following is the Chinese class I dare not escape."
"Master, come on~"
"Wait." Li Zheng stared at the screen and said, "The topic is too malicious, I want to add learning tasks for you..."
"Oh, the signal is not good, Director Sun is here! Oops, Director, don't confiscate my phone!"
The signal was completely interrupted after the false shaking of the screen.
Li Zheng sighed and took a breath.
The academic value is not absolute, who knows that this time it is so coincidental...
It was only a week, gritted his teeth, and Lao Li had been for decades, not quite happy.
Lucky for Lin Yujing this time, next time I can find someone who is reliable to write the question.
At this time, Lin Yujing didn't know when she had already leaned back to the window at the beginning.
He stamped his foot vigorously.
"Angry, you bully!"
As if back in time, everything is back to the original state.
Quietly still that quietly.
However, Li Zheng is no longer the man who is not angry with himself.
He struggled for a long time, and finally pulled the chair towards him, and gently patted Lin Yujing's back.
"Not angry, not angry..."
"Humph~~~" Lin Yujing twisted her body, "Pat to sleep!"
"Just keep taking pictures until you fall asleep..."
"Yeah." Lin Yujing groaned, "If you feel annoying, just get up..."
"It's not annoying, it's not annoying." Li Zheng followed Lin Yujing's back, rubbed and patted gently, "Go to sleep... Go to sleep... My dear..."
"Don't sing, don't sing...just shoot."
"Oh……"
In no time.
There was a snoring sound weaker than Wangcai.
Lin Yujing really fell asleep!
Eh? It's pretty coaxing.
Looking at Lin Yujing who was sleeping with a sweet smile.
Li Zheng realized.
It turned out she wanted it.
It's so simple...